criticalkink | CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

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Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to

criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.

Now go forth and prompt!

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From: (Anonymous)

...yup, bringing some Dead Dove to the kinkmeme. Thoreau Sr, to be clear. I'll take almost anything, just as long as it's not, like, portrayed positively. hmu if you do need more specific prompts

(Optional) Double points for including some serious character study.

From: (Anonymous)

No spoilers but with the particular trick jester pulled in today’s session... the Traveler watching and getting excited by just how clever his first and favorite worshipper is. He stops by to pay her a bit of his own brand of worship.

*Very* much want oral involved here. Any genitalia is fine, even more xeno stuff

+ If the traveler is rough with her. I buy the theory that he is fey, and is likely quite possessive of his favorite. Leaving bites, hickeys, and even fucking her after would all be excellent additions

From: (Anonymous)

They didn’t quite manage to kill the matron harpy before she got her claws into Caleb’s face (I know it was flavor but come on). They get everything done and Caleb’s recovering, but it’s a rough road.
+Down for full recovery or Caleb adapting, feet have been regrown after all but Shakaste does exist
+A little bit of preference towards one of the guys in the Nein or Essek for the good kind of guilt but I’m good for anyone
+Soft love

From: (Anonymous)

One of the above confronts Nott on what she said to the hag, but they end up arguing and whoever it is snaps and sparks Nott hard.
She leans into being punished and let’s whoever it is do it, and finally opens up about her feelings afterwards.

+ if Nott is naked and Caleb and/or Beau isn’t
++ if someone sees it happen
+++ it Nott is aroused

- Caduceus spanking anyone
- - non-butt punishment (especially feet or hands)
- - flogging of any kind or other kinds of torture
- - - sad ending where they don’t make up

From: (Anonymous)

After the meditation last episode where Caleb and Jester were the last ones awake what if they decided to relieve some stress with a quick and quiet bang in the hut.

From: (Anonymous)

Since everyone’s into spanking now Beau got dat ass slapped

I wanna fic with Beau spending the rest of that evening trying to still feel the sting of that slap even tho it wasn’t hard enough to last that long and checking to see if she has a mark and getting wet.

Can turn into Jester noticing or Beau saying something and a full on spanking but could also be Beau trying to go off alone in the woods a bit and spank herself as quiet as she can so no one finds out (but maybe they find out)
Wouldn’t be against Yasha or any of the others at all noticing and being the one to spank Beau either (but no Beau being hot for a guy character - she can just pretend they’re Jester or w/e)

Don’t mind if Beau cries but want her to really enjoy it

+ someone noticing
++ Beau cuming during a spanking from herself or anyone else
++ Beau feeling dirty for thinking about jester that way since it’s a more sexual turn for her crush
+++ Beau or whoever is doing it spanking her pussy as well as her ass
+++ bare butt and bent over

- - - any rape or non-con, scat etc.
- - - serious injuries

From: (Anonymous)

turns out the power the traveler needs to ascend has to come from.... boning.

+it being jester's first time
++an altar of some kind
++++++++++++the rest of tm9 have to watch

From: (Anonymous)

So I want the Nein to be captured...and the enemy decides to punish them by hurting their 'softest' member and forcing them to watch (I imagine the others are bound or in a cage or something). Cue the men using Caduceus as a punching bag and a way to vent and get revenge for any fallen comrades.

+Caduceus tied down onto something with the baddies ripping his shirt open to get access
+whipping
+hair pulling (it's long and pink and a very convenient handhold)
+Nein getting free somehow and DESTROYING the enemies who hurt their family
+Jester using mending to fix his shirt for him after she heals him (though someone actually sewing it together again would be cute too)
+lots of comfort after the hurt ideally

If you want to take it to noncon I'm fine with that but would like at least some references to healthy pairings (I love Fjorduceus most but am also partial to Clayleb and Polynein)

I'm also totally cool if you want Molly to still be alive too

Please no Nein peeps dying

From: (Anonymous)

Essek has a lot of enemies. A lot of POWERFUL enemies. Cue him getting captured and he's convinced he's gonna die there alone after being tortured out of his mind. Cue the Mighty Nein bursting in to save him from the Super Dangerous Enemy even though they barely know him, getting decently hurt in the process but refusing to leave and managing to save him. Cue...bonding? I dunno what comes next

If he's even been hurt at all yet is up to the writer but I imagine even bruises from a standard beating or slightly torn robes would send the Nein into Major Rage TM.

+awkward Essek trying to be tough and suave about all this but he's having a lot of emotions
+Essek's parasol being involved somehow (maybe the baddies were gonna use sunlight against him somehow and Jester 'wastes' more of her special paint to make him another)
+someone supporting Essek so he can walk (maybe his leg is injured? Maybe he's stiff from being bound? Either way he's not graceful at the moment)

From: (Anonymous)

Title is self explanatory but I like the idea of the Nein inviting Essek to join them...BEYOND dinner, if you will. I imagine it'll take getting used to for him and he's probably not doing any big group things at first but him growing more comfortable with everyone and figuring out his dynamic with them could be fun and cute. Does he really like kissing Fjord? Does Jester lure him into the hot tub for reals? Do he and Caleb hold hands while they read and research? Does he fall asleep on the couch with Nott (and maybe Yeza too?) curled up with him? Does he enjoy trying to grow flowers with Yasha? Does he get real good at reading Beau's...Beauness...while he joins Fjord in helping her navigate social cues? Does he sit nearbt 'reading' (watching) as Caduceus bakes actually tasty things for everyone, then laugh at getting a bunch of little sugar smooches?

I dunno, I originally was thinking smut but then I had a bunch of cute ideas and am gooey just trying to imagine them all. XD

From: (Anonymous)

I imagine Caduceus likes to wear comfortable and soft and breezy clothes. I imagine Jester wants to dress him up sometime cuz we all know that's how she do...and Caduceus finds he likes wearing dresses, at least simple ones. He just starts wearing them. I wanna see everyone's reactions. I hope at least one or two people get blushy cuz they think he looks really pretty.

From: (Anonymous)

Molly comes back and the Nein are thrilled but they've also...moved on. it's been a while. and they're now much closer to this dude Molly has never met than they are to him, and all much more powerful...way to make a tiefling feel inadequate and also kind of bitter at his 'replacement'. cue Molly asserting the one and only thing he is much better at than a virgin cleric.

+++Molly on top
+Caduceus does agree, but in a 'if this will make you stop hating me I guess' way
++something interrupts them--maybe one of the nein walks in and puts a stop to it (if so, OP has a preference for fjord) or maybe molly just thinks better of it
+++aftercare, dealer's choice if that's from the interrupting party, or remorseful molly trying to make up for it, or maybe even molly feels bad enough about it to go get someone else to take care of Clay

From: (Anonymous)

So, uh. That sure was Artagan.

Of course Jester doesn't actually want to hurt Beau, but! Maybe she accidentally places a hand wrong while they're already having sex, and Beau accidentally makes it very clear that she's actually really into it. And, well, like deity, like cleric.

+ Jester accidentally taking it a little too far
+++++ Beau actually passing out
+++++++ cuddly aftercare

I'm not against evil!Jester, necessarily, but I would prefer this just being Jester not really knowing her own strength!

From: (Anonymous)

Nott and Fjord insult each other’s skills in bed and goad each other into proving each other wrong, by fucking.

+ Build up where the rest of the M9 begin predicting it
++ “maybe we should do this more often”
++ genuine goading roasts turning to backhanded compliments as things progress
+++ goading during sex to escalate things to unusual situations...

- feeling bad after
- severe humiliation
- - actual hate sex
- - - rape, vomit/scat

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb is celibate as part of his self-punishment and doesn’t allow himself to feel pleasure, even alone.

Sometimes he fucks up - wakes up hard, jerks himself off before he can think about it, or it’s just been so long and he finds himself with a moment alone but not the self restraint to resist touching himself. And then he must be punished, whether he manages to stop himself before he cums or not.
It doesn’t have to be physically (although it can), and I’d prefer if the punishment itself wasn’t a turn-on to Caleb/written to be a turn on to the reader, or to be something like extreme mutilation (also it would need to be something he could hide later and do repeatedly at long intervals).

Either way, at some point, either pre- or post- meeting TM9, Nott figures out what is going on, and catches him at a weak moment one day and coaxes him through it without letting him punish himself for it. Perhaps there’s an ongoing thing of recovery with Nott and maybe someone else she enlists keeping an eye on him.

+ Nott finding what Caleb does to himself distressing
+ if it links to earlier trauma more directly (e.g. punishments imposed on Bren, not necessarily for masturbating).
++ tears, either Caleb’s or Nott’s
++ if Caleb is ashamed at being caught
++ if Caleb is upset to not be allowed to punish himself for it
++ another member of TM9 also finding out about it somehow and being generally supportive of him stopping that shit and agreeing to be quiet about it (preferably Beau or Fjord but any of them is fine)
+++ hurt/comfort where Nott jerking Caleb off is part of the comfort

- hurt / no comfort
- - self-surgery! No self-circ or castration plz!
- - comfort handjob like. Rubbing unhealed cuts or something extremely painful.
- - - a member of TM9 raping Caleb or otherwise sexually assaulting him

From: (Anonymous)

The traveler takes a liking to Caduceus and approaches him one on one to hear more about creating a story, HIS story. (or more about being a big fan of practical jokes, "I can show you a few tricks")

Just give me taller than average, bright/pastel sexytimes. Maybe with religious imagery to make things especially delicious.

Please no rape or dubious consent.

From: (Anonymous)

Sam mentioned on Talks that Nott doesn't trust Yasha at all, but gave her control of her flask out of a subconscious desire to form some sort of connection with her and god help me but I think that's a really hot level of absolutely disfunctional. This plus Nott's history of seeking other people to make hard decisions for her and Yasha's recent utter lack of control in her own life feels like a real recipe for something utterly terrible for the both of them, and I'm super into that.

So! Anything exploring two very disfunctional, tramatized ladies being terrible for each other to whatever degree you're comfortable with. Doesn't have to be sexual, but I'm looking for some real fucked up power dynamics and consent issues.

From: (Anonymous)

Soft domme Jester softly fucking Beau who is tied up like a pretzel and living for praise from this tiefling goddess who Beau doesn't have to worry about taking control away from her but instead treats it like the precious gift it is

From: (Anonymous)

She hates it, because it’s yet another indignity heaped upon her in this form, but Nott goes into heat.

The frequency and duration is up to you - it could be distressingly frequent or it could be something that has only happened once or twice since she met the nein.

It definitely happened before with the goblins though, and they took full advantage of it (possibly also other times since escaping the goblins - perhaps Caleb has had to intercede to stop others from hurting her because of it) and left her even more traumatised than before.

Either way, she hates it, hates herself for it, and finds herself dripping and trembling with need.
She has to at least masturbate multiple times while it’s happening, except she also can’t let herself enjoy it.
She doesn’t want anyone to know, except it’s hard to keep something so urgent and irresistible hidden.

If you choose to have it go that far, Caleb is probably the first to notice and try to help, but even though she’s desperate for it, she can’t help but be disgusted with herself and the situation, and wrongly believes he hates to have to do it, when really he just hates that she’s hurting.

+ if Caleb is the first human-sized thing she’s hand in her.
+ + if Nott is terrified
+ + if Nott was on heat in the cell when she and Caleb met
+ + if Nott’s pussy is visibly swollen and dripping whenever she’s in heat to an extent that it’s hard for regular light clothes to hide.
+ + + if goblins have a thing where they clamp down during orgasm and don’t let the penis back out for some time (like a reverse knot)

- - an M9 member outright raping Nott
- - graphic injury.
- - unwanted pregnancy
- - oviposition

From: (Anonymous)

With the bit in ep 96 where Jester was shocked to find out that Caduceus and Yasha have been going commando this entire campaign, I would love to see her introduce them to the world of sexy underwear. I'm down for anything along the spectrum from G-rated playing dressup to filthy sex while wearing lingerie, and any other kinks are welcome. Feel free to bring other M9 members in too if you want!

From: (Anonymous)

Beau punches the Traveler, in full view of the rest of the mighty nein.

No archfey would tolerate this - but he can’t just kill her, as he also loves Jester.

So instead there must be a punishment that befits the crime that suits Artagan but that Jester can live with (even if she hates it)

I’m talking sexual humiliation and pain. Perhaps the deal ends up being that Jester delivers the punishment on The Traveler’s behalf, but whoever gives it, it’s in front of the whole group. I imagine it taking half an hour to an hour or so - nothing too quick, but not unending. Lots of anxiety, humiliation, fear, perhaps the traveler’s bark is worse than his bite and a lot of the suffering is psychological. There might be trickery involved, but it’s a clearly designated period of public punishment and humiliation.

+ if Beau willingly accepts punishment to earn Jester’s forgiveness even though Jester is only letting it happen for the traveler and repeatedly apologises to jester but only reluctantly apologises to the traveler
+ if Beau is forced to accept it because either she can take the punishment or one of the other party members can (not Jester though)
+ if intervening would make it worse for Beau
++ if Beau is aroused because it’s Jester (or she’s present) but doesn’t want to be.
+++ post-punishment aftercare, especially from Jester or Yasha (bonus + if the part of the deal is not to cure wounds any pain but they can do traditional aftercare like apply ointment etc). Lots of emotional aftercare, finding out why she did it in the first place
+++ Jester being really angry at Beau but not wanting her to be hurt and not being able to cope with blaming the traveler so blaming Beau but forgiving her afterwards anyway.

- blood/cutting (maybe a single needle piercing would be okay but nothing more)
- - PIV rape
- - - mutilation, scat (enemas okay in the fantasy world where they come out clean), severe injury (no broken/dislocated bones, no internal bleeding, no prolapse stuff)

From: (Anonymous)

So...pretty straightforward. Trent captures Essek somehow to use against Caleb. Up to you how it goes but I imagine two possibilities

Lighter - Icky Thong is not prepared for how ridiculously powerful this Hot Boi is and by the time rescue comes he's pretty much just chilling and waiting

Darker - Like how the Archmage's Bane managed to make Yussa helpless for that time, Ikithon is able to get Essek to such a state and decides to punish him for Bren's 'transgressions'...what that means is up to the author but I love me some darkness so go hog wild

Prefer established Caleb/Essek romance, even if it's still a bit tentative or new

Please no character death (unless it's Trent of course) but beyond that anything is fair game

From: (Anonymous)

Caduceus has been oh-point-four seconds away from falling apart for a while now and it’ll def take until he actually crumbles for the M9 to notice. Give me what happens when he does—Jester just holding him while he cries? Yasha carefully combing and braiding his hair because he doesn’t have the energy to do it? Fjord making tea for him and helping him hold the cup because his hands won’t stop shaking?

And how much guilt do they feel that it took until this point to notice?

Sex can be as much or as little a part of it as filler wants, but 100% consensual if it is, please.

From: (Anonymous)

Nott had the piercings done after her transformation. There doesn’t seem any reason she’d have given permission for it, or have been asked.
What if her ears and nose weren’t her only piercings?

Looking for a scene where she’s held down/scared into not moving while it’s done - not sure if it would have been the torturer or just someone else. Maybe it denotes social status among the goblins, perhaps some were done as punishments

+ a member of TM9 asking her about them later
+ nipples
++ clit
++ use of a spreader bar or something as restraint
+++ Nott reclaiming them by buying new jewellery

- anaesthetic
- infection or anything going wrong
- - tunnels or excessive labia piercing (preferably no labia piercing at all, but)
- - - any cutting or removal of tissue except the piercing.

From: (Anonymous)

I loved seeing Essek be strong don't get me wrong, it was awesome...but what if the Nein hadn't found him so quickly? What if he's not rescued until a week later? Or a month? Please go really dark with this, break the Hot Boi.

Squicks are bathroom stuff and permanent Essek death