CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

[criticalkink]

The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!



Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

• Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
  
• Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
  
• Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
  
• Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
  
• RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
  
• Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
  
• It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
  
• Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.


Now go forth and prompt!

Comments

Yasha/Beau

[(Anonymous)]

Can someone please write these two? I know we don't have much information on them at the moment but I love them both so much, and bless Marisha for making Beau so gay. I'm not terribly picky, smut would be nice but honestly, any sort of gayness between these two would make me very very happy. Thanks in advance!
(The stream ended a few minutes ago and I'm already jumping on kmeme because I'm actual garbage)

Re: Yasha/Beau

[justacritter]

—I Promise —
By justacritter
This is just a little fluffy romance fic about my two favorite lady-loving ladies
This is my first fic so please forgive me for any mistakes. Maybe if people like this I’ll write a part 2 after next weeks episode.
~Enjoy
“Are you SURE I can’t punch him in the face?” Yasha asked calmly as she crossed her arms. Beau found herself a bit distracted by the taller woman’s buff arms. “Yes, I’m sure.” the monk sighed. “What if I break his nose just a little bit?” Yasha asked, but it was less of a question and more of a statement. The barbarian leaned back to gain momentum and clutched her first. But before she could hit the man they were interrogating, a soft hand held her arm back. The man tied to the chair looked both confused and horrified. “Wait Yasha,” Beau spoke out. There was a weird tension between the two women. But not a bad kind.
“What if he has valuable intel?” The smaller woman argued as she subconsciously adjusted her robes. “I don’t care,” Yasha practically yawned. “But what if-“ “I. don’t. care.” Yasha cut Beau off. Beau took a few steps back and crossed her arms to match the other woman’s posture. “I see what you’re doing here. Trying to act all tough, and though I find it attractive... wait no that’s not what I mean. What I’m trying to say is-“ the monk was cut off by a loud *whack!* as she was hit in the back of the head with a large metal object. Yasha had already drawn her sword before Beau hit the ground. Yasha turned her head to look at the man who was previously tied to the chair, but now stood up holding a metal pipe. “You are going to regret this,” Yasha said in an almost calm tone, but her eyes started glowing with anger and rage.

When Beau peaked her eye open everything was upside down. She could feel a firm arm around her torso. It took a couple of seconds before she realized that she was slung over someone’s shoulder. A very special someone. Beau let out a small whimper of pain as she tried to move her head. “Take it slow. He got you pretty good,” said Yasha who was carrying Beau over her shoulder. Beau looked at her surroundings. The only thing she could see in the dim night was the stars gazing above. “What the hell happened,” moaned Beau as she felt the large gash on her forehead. “The guy we were interrogating somehow managed to free himself and tried to hurt you. He did hurt you.” Yasha replied. Beau could hear a hint of guilt in the barbarian’s voice. “And the guy? Is he still alive?” Beau questioned. “Is he still alive?! Ha, funny question.” beau laughed. “I guess not anymore.”

Silence surrounded the two women except for a few crickets here and there. After walking for a while Yasha broke the silence: “Guess this place is as good as any, for making a camp.” Yasha gently put Beau down on the mossy ground. The monks head was still throbbing with pain. Beau wrapped her arms around herself as the chilly wind gave her goosebumps. Or at least she thinks it was the winds fault.
Yasha slumped down next to the smaller woman and wrapped her fur around her. “Oh, you don’t have to-“ Beau started but she was cut off as Yasha wrapped both of her arms around her. “Wait, what are you do-“ “Sssh. Don’t say anything,” Yasha hushed with no emotion on her face. Beau was rather surprised but warm Yasha felt. She always seemed so cold. Beau gently placed her head to rest on Yasha’s muscular shoulders. The two women gazed into the crackling bonfire. Beau’s hand slyly found it’s way to meet Yasha’s. Yasha made a tiny jump, startled but the sudden contact. “Hey there big one. I didn’t mean to scare you. You wouldn’t think someone your size would be scared this easily.” Beau swear she heard a low chuckle escape from Yasha’s lips. Beau sighed: “You know, we’re gonna have to make us a new plan. We will just have to track his boss down another way, I suppose. Maybe we could try scrying or maybe even...” Yasha wasn’t even listening anymore. She was just looking at the brunette’s beautiful eyes. They were vibrant turquoise. Like the ocean when it meets the soft sands of a beach. Yasha took a deep breath, and before she could even think about it, she closed the distance between them with a kiss. Beau’s eyes widened. At first she was taken aback but soon she leaned into the kiss. Their tongues met, and Beau could taste the Ale from the other woman. Beau snorted. “You’ve been day drinking?” Yasha stared off into the fire. “...without me?” Beau continued. Yasha passed Beau a small flask of liquor with a sly smile. She gladly accepted and took a big gulf. Her throat burned as Yasha leaned in to steal another kiss. This one was longer. More passionate. Yasha felt a hand creeping up her shirt. The barbarian almost instantaneously tore her own blouse off. “Wow,” Beau exclaimed as she looked at the beautiful woman before her. Her chest was covered in scars that told the stories of her rough life. Beau softly ran her fingers along them, tracing every inch of her soft pale skin. Yasha gently kissed the wound on the other woman’s forehead. “I promise,” she said with emotion in her eyes for the first time, “I promise I’ll never let anyone hurt you ever again.”

Caleb/Jester

[(Anonymous)]

Tragic wizard and trickster cleric is evidently my jam now. Please something anything, smut is a+ but anything is good

Re: Caleb/Jester

[(Anonymous)]

“You know, I bet more people would like you if you smelled better.” Jester leaned her head to the side as she stuck her tongue out at Caleb.

He sighed as he looked up from his book, “If it irritates you so much, you could go bother someone else.”

Jester bounced her knees on the bench seat. “Oh, I don’t mind, I just mean that other people probably do.”

Caleb pushed his book away, snapping it shut as Jester tried to duck under his arm to look at the gold-trimmed pages. “I am not overly concerned with what other people might think of me. Besides, I enjoy my anonymity. It’s useful.”

Jester pouted as Caleb picked up his book and stood. “I’m just saying, I don’t know how you’re going to get a girl to like you when you’re covered in dirt all the time.”

“You’re here, aren’t you?”

Caleb wasn't certain whether the slip up would be worth it in the long run, but Jester’s 10 seconds of stunned silence was golden, nonetheless.

Fjord/Mollymauk - Everything's Better with a little Molly

[(Anonymous)]

Right now, just anything. The size difference is so good. And Travis' new character is the handsomest half-orc and Molly is clearly a useless queer (honestly, Taliesin, lavender). Just give me those big, broad hands on the soft willowy body, pinning Molly to a wall, sassing him right back. I neeeeeed it.

Fill: Polite

[aunt_zelda]

Filled, posted to AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/13377966

Solo Mollymauk, Creative uses for a tail

[(Anonymous)]

I need Molly fucking himself with his tail like I need air and food and water, please

Re: Solo Mollymauk, Creative uses for a tail

[(Anonymous)]

This sounds amazing. I want this as well.

Alpha Fjord / Omega Caleb

[(Anonymous)]

If you're familiar with Omegaverse then you know how perfect this pairing could potentially be with added biological imperatives and the like.

I need it like air!

Re: Alpha Fjord / Omega Caleb

[(Anonymous)]

Aw yissss

Jester/Fjord, Anything?

[(Anonymous)]

Her telling him she thought he was handsome was so cute! I'd love to see anything of them rolling around together and clearly enjoying each other's company. Bonus for a lot laughing during sex.

Re: Jester/Fjord, Anything?

[(Anonymous)]

Aw. This sounds really sweet. I like it and hope someone fills it as well.

Molly/Fjord or Molly/Caleb, piercings

[(Anonymous)]

There's no way Molly doesn't have more than just his horns pierced. Someone give me this, please.

Re: Molly/Fjord or Molly/Caleb, piercings

[(Anonymous)]

I would love to see Molly's nipples pierced, and that they are so sensitive he can come by having his piercings played with.

Caleb/Any-survival sex

[(Anonymous)]

Caleb has lived rough for a while now, he's had to do some unsavory thing to keep hmself and Nott safe and withe a roof over their head.

Re: Caleb/Any-survival sex

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding this like woah, op. Might even fill it if I can find the time...

Molly + or / Percy, The Terrible Tinker of Tal'Dorei

[(Anonymous)]

Ok so imagine Molly, a few years back, was in Whitestone with the circus, and he sang The Terrible Tinker of Tal'Dorei. And subsequently got hauled up to the castle for slandering the local lord. Which he's used to, but he's not expecting Percival de Rolo to be quite so attractive.

Percy merely wanted to correct some details in the ballad and perhaps get a more historically accurate version of the tale out into the world.

Could just be flirting, could be sex, I just think this is a fascinating little idea.

Re: Molly + or / Percy, The Terrible Tinker of Tal'Dorei

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded! And can I just point out that Percy in 20 years would be a silver fox.

Caleb/Fjord, Pillowtalk

[sentientcritter]

just my boys having a cuddly chat. Maybe under the stars? Maybe smuty, maybe not.

Re: Caleb/Fjord, Pillowtalk

[(Anonymous)]

Omg, I need this like air

Yasha/Beauregard?

[(Anonymous)]

Can I have some smut between these two ladies? Bonus for rough sex, but as long as there’s no noncon or watersports/scat I’m happy.

Fjord/Caleb, bottom!Fjord

[(Anonymous)]

Fjord wants to get fucked hard but because of his looks everyone assumes the opposite. Lucky for him, Caleb’s both a smart and nice guy.

Bonus: Fjord runs his mouth with sweet words and noises since he never gets to do this. (The likes of which will lead to much teasing from the party the morning after.)

Re: Fjord/Caleb, bottom!Fjord

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

Yasha/Beauregard/Jester, strap-on dp, strength kink

[(Anonymous)]

I just want Beau getting pleasantly wrecked by her very strong girlfriends please

Molly/Fjord - bedsharing

[(Anonymous)]

They were in the same room! Molly took off his blades and promised Fjord a story! Give me some of this goodness. Especially if it involves bottom!Fjord and Molly having weird Tiefling anatomy.

++For scimitar and falchion appreciation

Mollymuak/Fjord, Punishment for Lying

[(Anonymous)]

Now, everyone is entitled to their secrets...but Fjord’s noticed this Tiefling has plenty to go around. And worse than that, he’s been lying - a lot.

Fjord’s a straightforward kind of Orc; they don’t talk about the swords, or their families, or the murders. They blow off steam and get to know each other...while he punishes this handsome devil.

(Bonus points for spanking, banter, horn/tail pulling. No fisting, punching, blood. Consented to vernal humiliation would be amazing. Ta!)

Re: Mollymuak/Fjord, Punishment for Lying

[(Anonymous)]

Yasss I love this everything about this.

Jester/others, "I've seen a lot of dicks!"

[(Anonymous)]

Jester has apparently seen a lot of dicks in her time. How about a rundown of some of her favorites?

No non-con please, I'd prefer this to all be happy consensual sex with Jester and a series of various people.

Re: Jester/others, "I've seen a lot of dicks!"

[(Anonymous)]

This could actually be so much fun to write though omg, a bunch of quick scenes of Jester and her various partners from the past having a good 'ol time. If I had more time I'd totally jump on this!

Caleb/Anyone, reverse prompt

[(Anonymous)]

I'd love to write stuff about Caleb, so feel free to throw some ideas my way! <3

Re: Caleb/Anyone, reverse prompt

[(Anonymous)]

Caleb is so quiet and reserved. It bugs Molly, who is determined to make him vocal.

+It starts out innocent
++Caleb is turned on by Molly's "activating the swords"
+++Magic in bed

fjord/molly, oral

[(Anonymous)]

well since fjord doesn't have tusks... it must be easier for him to go down on molly, huh? maybe some trans masc molly too? i bet fjord is very good at eating pussy, the gentleman!!

Re: fjord/molly, oral

[(Anonymous)]

YEAH

Jester/Fjord, Femdom

[(Anonymous)]

I know Fjord is a big boy because he's a half-orc but man, I just really wanna see him get decimated by this little tiefling woman who can bench press him and ride him to hell and back until he's trembling and breathless and just in awe of her.

I'm a fan of bondage and praise kink, with Jester being a cheerful and affectionate domme, if a little rough while she fucks him - but it's okay, he's more than into it!

Re: Jester/Fjord, Femdom

[(Anonymous)]

Hells yes, someone write this please

Caleb/Fjord- misunderstandings

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by the above survival sex prompt, Caleb is used to having to earn his way on his back or his knees. So when Fjord flirts with him one night Caleb assumes its time for him to pay Fjord back for all the kindness Fjord's group have shown him and Nott.

Re: Caleb/Fjord- misunderstandings

[(Anonymous)]

ow my heart

also, yes please!

Molly/Fjord or Molly/Caleb, Molly is a trans man

[(Anonymous)]

Molly is a trans guy, and he and one of the other guys mess around. Molly gets the attention he deserves and desires.

(As a note: For me, personally, as a trans dude myself, any words used to describe a transgender guy’s genitals are fine. So long as you don’t use the word “cavern” to describe a vagina because, so help me God, that is THE worst thing. It’s like calling a penis a disco stick. I’ll fight you if you call it a cavern.

Other than THAT one discrepancy, anything goes, though again this is just for Me, Personally, for This prompt, specifically, and I’m sure there are other trans fellas out there who aren’t so comfortable with every word out there. (p*ssy, c*nt, etc etc etc)

But! Again! For the sake of this prompt! Any wording is fine! As long as you don’t call Molly a girl or any shit like that!!!)

++ Turns out they’re /both/ trans guys! Who knew!
++++ Molly gets (finger)fucked
+++++++ Snarky, mouthy Mollymauk being reduced to a moaning mess while he’s being touched. Not so mouthy now, huh? ;))

- - - Any unsanitary stuff
- - - - - - Transphobia. No thanks.

Re: Molly/Fjord or Molly/Caleb, Molly is a trans man

[(Anonymous)]

Yesssss I’m super into this! As a fellow trans dude, this would be goddamn amazing!

Jester/Molly, turning the tables

[(Anonymous)]

I'm intrigued by their dynamic. I'd love to see them flirting and going up to bed together, Molly thinking he's seduced this naive thing ... and then Jester turns the tables on him and shows him a thing or two he wasn't expecting.

Re: Jester/Molly, turning the tables

[(Anonymous)]

+1 I don't think I have a good enough handle on them to write it myself yet, but I want this SO MUCH.

Fjord/Jester/Molly, bondage/teasing

[(Anonymous)]

Fjord is tied up on the bed and gets to watch the tieflings have some fun together. Bonus points if they go on to use him for their pleasure, and extra bonus points if they take very good care of him as his reward at the end.

Re: Fjord/Jester/Molly, bondage/teasing

[(Anonymous)]

oh god i know this was posted months ago but i'm late to the party but someone BLEASE fill this it sounds so very good

Caleb (/ Fjord), Voyeurism

[(Anonymous)]

I was wondering when someone was gonna prompt this, but seems it's gonna be me.

So Caleb using looking through Frumpkin's eyes to spy on one of his companions (Fjord preferred but whoever works). Intentionally, just checking up and seeing something he didn't mean to, up to the filler, I just want to see some one-way mutual masturbation (especially after the jokes from this ep, thanks Liam)

Re: Caleb (/ Fjord), Voyeurism

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!!

Fjord/OMC(s), gangbang, seamen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[(Anonymous)]

The party’s teasing may be a bit /too/ accurate.

Re: Fjord/OMC(s), gangbang, seamen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[(Anonymous)]

Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking of this :)