criticalkink | CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!

Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to

criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.

Now go forth and prompt!

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From: (Anonymous)

One of the downsides of Leomund's Tiny Hut is that for it to remain up Caleb has to stay inside it.
The Nein are in a situation where the hut needs to stay up (IDK, a sandstorm or something) but Caleb REALLY needs to pee.
Desperation, yes. Praise kink, hell yes. Humiliation, no thanks.

From: (Anonymous)

(I’m only on ep 61, so forgive if this breaks canon.)

The Nein and Yeza pass through the city of beasts again, and Sunbreaker Ulumon is interested in taking Nott up on her implied offer. She’s still interested, but prefers to remain faithful to her husband.

Fortunately, Yeza finds he’s into his wife’s newly-discovered freaky side and okays a three way.

Preferably no cucking. Lots of Nott loving.

From: (Anonymous)

Beau deserves to get fucked by all the hot ladies, our little lesbian monk deserves to be wrecked and worn out by some hot ladies.

*Only request is for Beau to get truly wrecked, these ladies don’t hold back and go hard on Beau because she can take it.

From: (Anonymous)

Y’all know I need the Caleb and Caduceus doppelgangers having hard rough sex and one of the real versions catching them and just....watching. And being into it. Optional Fjordz

From: (Anonymous)

I have a desperate need for any of the M9 being raped by a creepy feral version of themselves. Feel free to include the doppelgangers of other characters as well, and any kinks you'd like!

From: (Anonymous)

Inspired by how carried away & utterly awful most of the M9 got in episode 56 when they put the Empire kids in harnesses to preserve their cover;; Pushing Beau into the mud, Jester and Fjord's antics in the throne room with the human footstool and "come clean my boots," etc.

What if the power gets to them & they go too far, or they pique the interest of the Bright Queen's court a little too much, and end up giving a demonstration of the human pets' full, uh, job description and range of talents/uses? And the human(s), of course, have not much choice but to go along with it for fear of blowing the whole group's cover story.

Give me non-con (or extreme dub-con) with the Bright Queen's whole court watching and/or participating. The aggressor(s) can just be 1 or 2 members of the M9 (...especially Jester and/or Fjord, as the most aggressive ''masters' in that episode), or members of the Kryn (or Leylas herself!!!), or any variation/combo of the above. May or may not develop into an all-out gangbang.

Like the title indicates, I'd prefer this to focus on Beau rather than Caleb (who is understandably the fan favorite for these types of prompts) but absolutely feel free to do a fill involving the both of them if that's what you want!

From: (Anonymous)

We’ve had Beau call Jester mistress, Jester’s put Beau in a harness and put her feet on her and now jester has a whip. Beau said she’d enjoy wearing the harness in different circumstances maybe Beau and Jester decide to try those circumstances out.

*Bottom Beau obviously
*Praise Kink
*Dirty Talk

From: (Anonymous)

Everything is okay, and the mighty nein are going to make sure that Yasha knows exactly how much they love her and how glad they are that she's back with some fluffy reunion sex. I'm here for literally every member of the mighty nein, but +++ for jester.

I'm good with any kinks, but i would really love some body worship and multiple orgasms, really just everyone giving yasha all of the attention and love she deserves.

From: (Anonymous)

"I think one of the ladies should have it", said Caleb, giving Jester the whip.
I fully agree.
+++ praise and humiliation kink
Caleb being ashamed of wanting it so much and thinking himself undeserving of Jester's attention
Jester praising him for doing so well and taking it quietly, while still being her playful self and loving that Caleb loves getting punished

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb, Fjord, and Jester love each other dearly, but each point of the triangle thinks the other two are in love with each other and doesn't want to interfere with them eventually getting together.

Caleb with his staggering self worth issues doesn't believe himself worthy, and in fact, is even harsher with himself for 'wanting something he clearly can't have'. Jester is still confused and working through her own issues and inexperience with relationships. She feels she pushed too aggressively with Fjord at first and now is doubting the validity of her own feelings toward the boys. Fjord is kicking himself for 'wasting time' figuring out his own feelings about himself and Jester and Caleb, and now believes he lost his chance.

*Ideally this would be an epic slow burn multi-chapter angst-fest with a happy ending. However, as this is the kink meme, a quick POV from each of them before someone (probably Beau after Caduceus points it out to her) just shoves all three of them in a closet and won't let them out till they figure their shit out.

Though Jester going to Beau for advice has the potential for hilarity. Jester's problem would be so far outside Beau's comfort zone, she would probably bsod.

+++ Yes to praise kink, yes to body worship, yes to creative use of magic

---No to slut-shamey dirty talk, no to humiliation kink, no to bathroom kinks, and absolutely no unhappy endings.

From: (Anonymous)

What it says on the tin. Criminal underworld can be a tough environment to navigate. Not to mention the time Beau spent traveling the Empire all alone, on the run from the monastery.

From: (Anonymous)

(episode 70 spoilers)

The Laughing Hand has a lot of mouths. Obann is antsy after just being brought back. How better to relieve some stress than with a monster mouth?

If you want to add Yasha in as well that would be good, but not necessary.

Preferably this is consensual, but definitely nothing beyond dubcon. Other than that, go nuts.

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb gets whammied w/ an Ella Enchanted style obedience command by some cursed object/spell/etc.

The rest of the M9 find it pretty funny (I love them all but at least half of them are straight-up dicks at any given moment) until something serious happens and they finally realize the possible consequences and ramifications.

+++ Caleb trying to rules-lawyer his way out of things
++++++ Jester & Fjord trying to navigate the start of a new relationship w/ him w/o crossing any boundaries
++++++++ Nott straight-up ready to murder anyone messing w/ Caleb
++++++++++ Caleb freeing himself

(bc I am who I am, I wouldn't say no to Caleb implying he's had to deal w/ something like this before w/ Trent.)

From: (Anonymous)

Someone kidnaps Caleb and transforms him into something a little more appealing to them. He still looks like Caleb but he’s a little softer, maybe a little more sensitive, maybe a little duller because stat shifts or something. Maybe they’ve changed his race into something more exotic than a basic human. The end point is it’s permanent and he can’t decide if he’s fucked up over it or not.
+Nein having their own opinions, positive or negative, over this version of Caleb
+Self-loathing mixed with sex or masturbation tied to how nice he feels because why not

From: (Anonymous)

So Fjord came up with that whole scheme to have Caleb and Beau be pretend slaves. Problem is: they didn't bother to check if slavery was even legal in Xhorhas.

What does this mean? It means that before they can even get to the Bright Queen, they are stopped, questioned, and then everyone besides Beau and Caleb is thrown in jail. Because it turns out human trafficking is a crime here, whoops!

Beau and Caleb get rushed off to a shelter for victims. They try to explain(or rather, come up with more lies to get their friends off the hook without revealing what they are actually doing), but for some reason "actually it was totally consensual! We want to be slaves!" doesn't go over well as an excuse (rolled a 1 on that one, Caleb). They are treated as poor brainwashed slaves who have been conditioned to never speak about their abuse.

So Beau and Caleb have to find a way to bust their friends out before potential execution! Who knows what trials they will have to overcome? Dunamantic prisons? Hulking orc guards? Concerned caseworkers? Everything about Beau and group therapy? Whatever the challenge, the Empire Kids will surmount it to go rescue their fellow assholes!

+Any pairing is fine as long as it's not Beau/Caleb or Beau/any male character

++I'm not sure to what extent slavery is allowed in Xhorhas in canon, but here I'd like it if it turned out the Bright Queen has cracked down hard on it because she wants to rid Xhorhas of backwards Lolthian customs.

+++someone is nice to Caleb

++++Beau isn't relegated to side character

++++++++++++someone explains to me the canonical laws regarding slavery in Xhorhas in canon because I do not want to re-listen to a bunch of episodes to figure it out!

From: (Anonymous)

Oh man, I just want anything involving these two experimenting with using magic during sex, because wizards are nerds?

+ Creative interpretations of spells. Mage hand? Hold person?
++ Both of them trying to low-key impress each other via magic, all the while trying to guess each other's motives and how this plays into their respective political manoeuvring and their still-precarious alliance, and grappling with the potential vulnerability and trust involved involved in letting the other use magic on them
++++++++ Dunamancy edging.

From: (Anonymous)

The Mighty Nein are bored and somehow get into an argument about who has to stop the most often to pee when they’re on the road. How else to settle this than with a pee holding contest? Last one dry wins.

Bonus:
- includes Molly /and/ Caduceus
- attempting to sabotage each other (like using thaumaturgy to make watery sounds or trying to make each other laugh, etc)

From: (Anonymous)

I mean, come on!

Those are two guys with loooots of trust issues. And man, it takes a lot of faith to trust someone to burn you/dunk you in water. I'd love for the two "leaders" of the nein to solve their issues of trusting each other, and being vulnerable next to each other, by allowing the other to… Do what they do best, I guess :D

+ sexy use of control flames/control water
+ fire/candle/wax play
+ water/ice(hey, armor of agathys! caleb thinks it's canonically hot!)/breath play

Would love if nothing actually sexual happens, and it's just the two of them learning how to trust each other w their bodies. Sensual is great! Actual sex is… Not what I'm into w this.

From: (Anonymous)

I just have a real need for Jester swapping bodies with one of those two, and making them blush BRIGHT RED by just being, y'know, herself. And commenting on the situation. As we all know she definitely would.

Extra cherry on top for this being a getting-together situation.

From: (Anonymous)

Jester seemed to attract quite a crowd while she was reading her smut maybe she decides to help the ghosts out a little. Ghost duck was mentioned multiple times and Jester experiences it first hand.

From: (Anonymous)

Look. Lucien and the Tomb Takers had some weird connections with Xhorhas, and with magic that involves death and resurrection. Surely, surely Lucien could have met Essek at some point in his travels. Surely they could have flirted, or attempted to seduce each other, or been enemies trying to figure each other out in a spy vs. spy type situation.

Was Lucien's brutal thirst for knowledge both alluring and frightening to Essek?
Was Essek trying to weed out these strange cultists and their charismatic leader?
Was Lucien trying to perform a bastardized or profane consecution ritual when he "died" and came back as Molly?

There are so many options; please, please consider them with me!

From: (Anonymous)

Because someone needs to aggressively care for the mom!friend who takes care of everyone else, and Wildmother knows that taking care of the M9 is multiple full time jobs.

—All the sneezefic tropes. This is a kinkmeme after all.
— Cad’s calm persona cracking a little bit due to feeling poorly
—Fjord attempting to cook soup or comfort food. Attempt is the key word.
—The rest of the Nein wanting to help but Fjord convincing them that they really need to do less helping
—Accidental “I think I /like/ you” crush confessions under the influence of a fever and/or fantasy NyQuil

From: (Anonymous)

So, Molly and Caleb are probably not the types of people to say "I love you" very easily, even if they want to. Molly also has a thing for Caleb's Zemnian, and Caleb for Molly's infernal, so they decide to try dirty talking each other simultaneously. However, they quickly run out of things to say, and remember that their partner can't understand them. Cue both of them saying all the fluffy romantic stuff they're too embarrassed/terrified to tell their partner in Common. (Formatting note: I’d really appreciate if you denoted Zemian and Infernal differently (bold and italics, maybe?), but that’s not necessary.)

And they intended it to be rough sex, they really did, but Molly grabbing Caleb's face kind of turned into caressing it, and Caleb's staring at Molly like he's the most beautiful thing in all the continents, and they really just want to be soft and gentle with each other.

OP headcanons trans Caleb, but will accept cis Caleb in a pinch. Trans Molly is great too, if you wanna go that route.

(Bonus: Service top Molly, multiple orgasms for both, coming from frot, fingering, and/or oral before penetration, Caleb being soaked/hard just from Molly's voice, one kissing the other so hard they can barely breathe, chanting "I love you" during sex. All of my love if one of them saying something really sappy in Common by accident.)

From: (Anonymous)

Some magic swaps around all of the more humanoid members’s endotypes and they all sort of have to admit they like it better as their new ones, especially Caleb. Previously beta Beau enjoying being an alpha, Fjord much more comfortable as a beta than an alpha, Caleb surprisingly very much enjoying being softer and more non threatening as an omega. Jessie becoming an alpha instead and absolutely could not care less.
+ Heavy focus on Caleb and how this puts him way more under the radar and he likes that but also the hormonal change is much nicer on his psyche and overall it’s just been a vastly more pleasant experience than being an overwrought alpha
+ Jessie genuinely barely noticing a difference, whether because she radiates such strong switch energy or because tiefling endotypes just aren’t as strong
+ Optional shipping, preferably widojest but down for other Caleb ships as long as Beau and Nott aren’t included

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb sets up the hut while the rest investigate the area, Jester decides to stay with him while he does it. After the hut is up Caleb and Jester sneakily go at it, no members of the Nein can get into the hut without Caleb’s permission so Jester only has to be quiet so they don’t get caught.