criticalkink | CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

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Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to

criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.

Now go forth and prompt!

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From: (Anonymous)

Essek’s shown he’s uncomfortable with touch - with the M9 being his first friends in...ever? I imagine e he’s basically none.

So, one or more members of the Mighty Nein helping Essek deal with being touch starved and getting used to physical contact again.

Platonic or sexual, fluff or angst, I’m cool with whatever. For partners, aside from Caleb I’d love to see Jester and/or Caduceus but literally any M9 member (or all of them) is good.

From: (Anonymous)

the world needs more of the clerics domming the shit out of fjord, and the fact they picked out the /tightest/ pants for him to go to the party only supports this.

So, Jester and Caduceus playing with Fjord, dressing him up, teasing him, and leaving him well and truly fucked

+body worship, praise kink, overstimulation
++ the 'dress up' includes very aesthetic bondage

From: (Anonymous)

Marion isn't kinkshaming, Caleb's tied a ribbon to the door.

Instead of the revethification, exactly what Marion thinks is happening happens.
Alternatively, the revethification process is much much sexier than matt described.

+++ caretaking/bathing that definitely turns into sex

- - - scat
- - - leaving nott/veth out. polynein means all nein of them!

From: (Anonymous)

Veth and Yeza spent quite a lot of time getting reacquainted. I'd like to see

+body worship
+Veth used to be self conscious about her body but not anymore because its hers and its BACK
+both having been touch starved from being apart so long
+it's familiar but also different, eg, maybe Veth is much more assertive and domme-y than before and Yeza's super into it
+happy tears? let them be emotional and in love

From: (Anonymous)

All boobs are good, but there's a new pair to look at, and holy shit they're gorgeous.

Veth/Nott (name? who knows) notices them staring, maybe in the hot tub or somewhere she's hesitantly trying out or maybe just getting changed in close quarters on the boat, and lets them touch her boobs.
Things... Escalate.

She's one of those people who in the right circumstances feels a lot of erotic sensation in her nipples, and quickly gets turned on from it and also from just being able to do it in her own skin.
If the other person has boobs (or even if they don't), she returns the favor but the focus is mainly on hers.

Looking more for tit worship and sucking than boob jobs or anything but not bothered by it. Maybe after enjoying their mouth on her boobs, she lets them suck her somewhere else after. Would be here for her or another female m9 member rubbing themselves off on a boob.

From: (Anonymous)

I'd like our favorite pastel clerics to have a good time together. That's it, that's the prompt.

Any way you want it to play out is fine. Regular pegging, trans Cad, "firbolgs have a penis and a vulva" type headcanons? All cool. An unusual kind of "spiritual weapon", creative use of Polymorph or trans hcs on Jester's part? All good. Romo or friends with benefits, anything goes. I just want to see her cheerfully, pleasantly wreck him.

Bonus:
* It's not their first time sleeping together but the first time they try this particular thing
* strong Jester. Pick that boy up.
* laughing during sex
* multiple orgasms for Cad
* snuggly aftercare

From: (Anonymous)

These three got together and ate some clay what if they decided to eat something else instead.

*Bottom Beau
*Dom Jester and Yasha bossing around Beau

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb didn’t actually need an entire day to transcribe the spell, but he knew Yussa would want an additional payment on top of the golem... and it is a price Caleb is very willing to pay.

Cue Caleb getting absolutely wrecked by Yussa as if he is Yussa’s personal sex toy.

++ This has happened before.
++ Caleb enjoys submitting totally to Yussa and being used.
++ Lots of magic used in questionable ways
++++ Maybe Willie the Golem is brought in to ‘help’
++ Dirty Talk.
++++ Yussa slut-shaming Caleb while Caleb gets off on it.

From: (Anonymous)

Lemme get this over with: their boat talk about control was super hot 😬
Please, please, anyone, give me Caleb offering to let Fjord dom the hell out of him to, you know, ease a bit Fjord's craving for power.
+++ for Fjord being What The Fjuck but so into it he stops questioning where the hell Caleb learned shit like that

From: (Anonymous)

Jester tries to get over her hesitancy about asking questions related to sex and letting people know she doesn’t know everything.

Beau wants to make sure she feels like she can ask.

Jester asks more and more invasive questions, including what certain things feel like etc.
Eventually she and Beau end up trying a few things out, first in a very hands off way and then more involved stuff.

Jester doesn’t realise just how severely Beau’s caught feelings for her, as she doesn’t see sex as necessarily romantic and she knows Beau doesn’t either.
Beau is caught because she wants to do those things with Jester but doesn’t want them just to be romance-less exploration. She does some things and then feels sad/guilty/hurt by the situation, but hides it from Jester until someone notices and it has to be resolved.

Cue hurt/comfort scenes, maybe comfort sex.

From: (Anonymous)

So Essek is fucking hot. That's well established...what if, when Caleb spied through Frumpkin, instead of just seeing what he did in canon, he also saw the Martinet pressuring Essek into doing...physical favors. Maybe it's established that this has been ongoing and pretty much constant while Essek is there in this mission, acting as a bedwarmer basically.

+face fucking
+Essek being made to ride the man
+the Martinet realizing Essek has fallen for someone from the Nein and taking on that form to fuck with him

Favorite pairing is Shadowgast but I'm open to alternatives. Would like if the Nein step in at some point but if that's during that time or during the party or if it doesn't happen at all even...I'm cool with it.

From: (Anonymous)

Caduceus gets hit with a spell that swaps his alignment or key personality traits. Evil Caduceus, who has an eye for domming Fjord while he can.
+Emotions
+Still mellow Caduceus, just evil and bad
+Dubcon
+Size difference?

From: (Anonymous)

Caduceus really craves getting knocked up and he can for [insert reason here] but he’s afraid Fjord will hate him if he finds out so he just suppresses it, until he gets possessed and the ghost/demon/etc decides it wants to make good on the fantasy. Fjord is more into it than he thinks he is at first and feels bad about it.
+Unrequited love from Caduceus to Fjord (but not really unrequited)
+Knotting
+Firbolgs being extra fertile/the fucking triggering a rut in Fjord so it’s almost guaranteed

+Just a whole heaping a guilt from both sides

From: (Anonymous)

So Caduceus SURE DID TURN INTO FJORD’S EX TONIGHT, wonder what sorts of feelings that stirred up? Give me Fjord being uncomfortably aroused by this situation and convincing Caduceus to disguise self as Avantika and sleep with him.

+Caduceus doesn’t quite Get It but he’s in love with Fjord enough to go along with it
++nervous giggling because it’s ridiculous but they’re doing it anyway
+++++partway through Fjord realizes he’s into Cad a lot more than Avantika and asks him to drop the spell

From: (Anonymous)

I’ve been reading omegaverse manga and I’ve been inspired
Giantkin live longer than other races in Exandria, so Caduceus has made it to the age of 80+ without going through a heat cycle.

His first one hits with the M9, far from home and his family, and just because he knew it would someday happen doesn’t mean he’s any less upset over the situation. Not mention he really, really wants to be close to Fjord...

Bonus points!
-The M9 have all nine members (including Essek and Molly) in the party at the time

-Caduceus has no filter and impromptu honesty hour with the M9 occurs

-Menstruation as part of the heat cycle

-Fjord supporting Caduceus in both emotional and smutty ways

From: (Anonymous)

There’s a theory that Yussa is a Golden Dragon, soooo... dragon Yussa banging Caleb.

+ Bonus points if Yussa starts to shift from his Elven like shape to a more dragon shape while /in/ Caleb

From: (Anonymous)

Instead of sharing the truth of what he sees when spying on Essek and Ludinus, Caleb hides the fact that it was Essek. He waits until later and meets up with Essek alone in order to find out exactly what is going on with him.

Reasons on why he waits can be anything from him not wanting to risk the rest of M9 is Essek turns out to be an actual bad guy, or wanting to protect Essek from the M9, or hell even Caleb is actually a mustache-twirling villain who wants to team up with Essek to burn the world down, idc.

Bonus points for sexy times where one or both are worried that the other is only participating because they feel they have to. (please no actual sexual blackmail)

Rather it not be an established relationship, but mutual pining would be lovely.

Want:
+++ they get interrupted mid romantic moment and Essek gets his disguise up in time. So now they have to deal with the M9 thinking Caleb is seducing Desran Thain for info about the beacons/war/whatever.
+++ anti-magic cuffs/bdsm (good etiquette)/magic as bondage
+++ disabled!Essek & body worship

Do Not Want:
--- bathroom stuff
--- slut-shaming as sexy talk
--- non-con

From: (Anonymous)

After all the trouble trying to get into the libraries in Roshona, Caleb settles on a ruse to get in. He's seen how humans are viewed in Xhorhas, so instead of using the symbol of the Bright Queen as leverage, he claims to have been send by his master Essek Thelyss to do some research/fetch some stuff.
The ruse works quite well, so Caleb keeps using it (maybe even going so far as to get some props like a collar?)

Essek doesn't know any of this until it is accidently revealed (a guard grows suspicious? Caleb forgets the time and a messenger is send for Essek to fetch his wayward slave?)
He confronts Caleb and takes advantage of the situation.

+undernegotiated kink (they are both into the fantasy, but don't discuss it)
++spanking
++toys
++++++++they keep up the ruse afterwards, so Caleb can keep visiting the library

From: (Anonymous)

I just want to see Caduceus get some attention! Fjord pampers his boyfriend, emotionally and sexually. Overstimulation, praise, general softness---the whole shebang.

From:

ellesra

There was definitely something between those two. I have a severe need for Beau and Calliope to bone.

It can be a casual hook-up, or Beau taking out her frustrations on a willing party. And if you want something more to develop between them, then that's cool too!

The only limit is that it must be consensual.

From: (Anonymous)

Literally just because Verin’s Rule 34 cherry needs popped and Sunbreaker is hot.

From: (Anonymous)

So...Essek REALLY does love the Nein. That much I'm sure of. I want someone to use that against him. I don't care who, but I want them to make him suffer using his friends as a bargaining chip.

+The Nein being forced to watch as he chooses them and lets himself fall
+The baddie goes REALLY dark with it
+Some comfort with the hurt (I'm imagining the Nein either break out in the end or he's able to spend some time with them, exhausted and hurting from whatever he was made to do or endure, pressing his head against the bars of their cell perhaps? Or maybe he's allowed to just be with them for a bit, as a 'break' before going back? I dunno, just ideas)
+Shadowgast, either mutual pining or newly together

Seriously, go as dark with it as your heart desires. The only squicks I have are bathroom stuff and permanent character death.

From: (Anonymous)

So, Caleb seemed quite okay with flirting with lady de Rogna if "it would've helped", so consider the following: he decides to take the Avantika approach with her while they're at sea, and she takes suspiciously little convincing before not only agreeing but inviting Ludinus to join them. While Caleb presumes this is a safety measure, it turns out the two just have... a lot of frustration to work through after going through basically a high-level school project with teammates you just really don't get along with, and it's just so much easier to mind your tongue and keep your cuts subtle when there's a pretty little sub between you that you can sink your teeth in or bruise a little when the other gets too annoying.
Basically Vess and Ludinus use Caleb as a means to get a bit of frustration out.

+ blindfolded and possibly collared Caleb with no other restraints since they're trusting his obedience and desire to please
++ they seem to really get off on the idea that Caleb used to be Ikithon's and yet, now free and more powerful than he ever was with him, came so easily to their lap
+++ Caleb trying his hardest to learn something useful out of all of this, the older mages being fully aware that Caleb is here to gain information or leverage
++++ this is a prompt with two mages on a powerhigh over a third one, I don't think I would be doing the kinkmeme justice if I didn't ask for some curious spell use to be included

From: (Anonymous)

so, they are in a hot tub (Essek capitulated)
and somebody (probably Jester) starts comparing shades of blue|purple, and kinda smushes them together to see the nice gradient they have going on,
and somebody else (probably Molly) comments on how badly they could break Caleb's brain by doing it in front of him,
since he clearly has a type,
and it turns into nuzzling
and pretending they are teasing Caleb with a little performance, but the three of them are getting progressively more turned on by each other and by imagining Caleb's reaction
after some heavy petting they get out of the tub to continue on a bed somewhere

+++ if they stumble upon caleb on their way to a bedroom and get to re-enact their little fantasy

optionally, Caleb *was* watching

From: (Anonymous)

While trying to infiltrate the Cerberus Assembly, the M9 get captured. The Cerberus Assembly call Essek, and ask him to take charge of their interrogation as both a way to prove his loyalty to their goals over this group of adventurers and hoping it proves more effective than standard methods.

Essek isn't in the position to free them...yet. So, he plays along with a typical interrogation, to avoid suspicion, while trying to get them out behind the CA's backs.

i could see this being an AU where they were still looking for the beacon and this is how they found out Essek is the traitor, or just straight canon

+the member(s) he's torturing isn't Caleb...
+++...because Ikithon has other plans/specifically doesn't want Caleb being touched
+Essek trying to be reassuring/pass on a secret messages, to varying effectiveness
+ Essek trying to be an unfeeling badass to keep up appearances
+++...and failing, hard, because he doesn't want to hurt his friends
++++++++ happy, fluffy ending

no real squicks, the darker the better tbh, but i'd prefer no graphic details on cuts, any non-con not to use beau, and no permanent character death for essek or the m9.