criticalkink | CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!

Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to

criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.

Now go forth and prompt!

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From: (Anonymous)

I mean these two meeting and both finding out they both want to humiliate and ruin our little lesbian bottom that is Beau.

*Humilation
*Dirty Talk
*Maybe some Strapon action
* Fisting maybe
* Also wouldn’t mind if the M9 were forced to watch this happen by the gentleman.
All optional just wanted wanted to give some of the writers some ideas.

From: (Anonymous)

Based off some crack theory I saw I’d really love this weird entity perhaps perpetuating corruption or something having such an interest in this one powerful human. I know it’s vague but I’m really drunk and want to see some good old fashioned mid sex internal monologue

From: (Anonymous)

(spoilers for episode 48)

Anyone else notice that Caleb got really quiet and submissive while in the wizard's tower? I'd love to see anything more with that, especially seeing how the Mighty Nein let Yussa take him deeper into the tower alone without a second thought.

Maybe Caleb offers like he's been trained to, maybe Yussa asks and Caleb's too scared to refuse, maybe the submission isn't even particularly sexual, I don't know, just anything about Caleb, alone in the top of the tower, with a wizard who's way, way more powerful than him.

From: (Anonymous)

Fast forward a couple of episodes, to when Yeza has been found alive and well. He's been rescued! He's home! Everything is more or less ok! (For now...) Nott tells him the whole painful story, and drops Disguise Self to show him her goblin form. He's thrown, but recovers well, and does his best to persuade her that he doesn't think she's a horrible monster. This process, obviously, involves sex. Emotional, desperate for each other after almost two years apart, married couple reunion sex. But with the added complication of Nott's body dysmorphia, and Yeza having to relearn his wife's sexual preferences now that her whole body is different. (And those claws are a little bit freaky, he's not gonna lie. But also kinda sexy? Yeza is learning some new things about himself, too.)

From: (Anonymous)

In the spirit of this horrendous cold weather.

Camping out in the cold one night, with everyone huddled together for warmth, Fjord and Jester find themselves keeping each other particularly close company. Even Jester is freezing, despite being a partial ice person.

She proposes a way Fjord can help her "keep warm," but he's not the most experienced. Turns out Jester guiding him to just the right spots and seeing the results of his handiwork helps warm him up a little too.

From: (Anonymous)

I mean Beau called Jester her mistress this recent episode our poor lesbian bottom probably loved it. Beau and Jester get really caught up in the role play and can’t handle themselves leading to Jester actually becoming Beau’s Mistress.

From: (Anonymous)

After spending several months with the Mighty Nein, Caduceus feels comfortable enough to start thinking about how, oh boy, all of his traveling companions are really hot, actually? Maybe he decides to relieve a little tension by jerking off and gets caught, or maybe somebody else propositions him first. Perhaps the M9 have been discussing their interest in him for a while? However it happens, Caduceus loses his virginity in a big ol' poly pile.

+++Overstimulation/multiple orgasms
++++Everybody lavishing Caduceus with attention/making sure his first time is good
+++++Sensitive firbolg ears/tail

From: (Anonymous)

Caduceus has lived alone for awhile alright and I doubt he had any serious reservations about getting off in relative before then. It’s not even necessarily sexual to him, just something to pass the time or relieve stress. This would be fine, he does it behind closed doors after all, except he doesn’t seem to get locking doors or like....stopping when someone else comes in the room. So everyone in the Nein has walked in on him just absently getting off at least once.
+Size-appropriate Caduceus
+I’m down for Fjord being embarrassed about it, Caleb having some light fantasy issues, anything gay really
+You and I both know him and Jester have had a very chill conversation about masturbation because neither see anything particularly special about it
+Oblivious Caduceus

From: (Anonymous)

Really into exploring the idea of Caleb being skin hungry or touch starved and so when he finally gets together with one of the gang they're able to scratch that particular itch.

Maybe also coupled with the idea that he's had to trade sex for bribes/favors in the past and so has forgotten that sex can be anything but perfunctory at best and painful at worst, but circumstances lead to one of the Nein reminding him how good it can be.

From: (Anonymous)

I've always been curious about this - life on the road as part of a traveling show, when you don't really have any legal protection at any of the places you stop, can be dangerous in a lot of ways. So I had the thought that maybe a Crownsguard or important merchant sees Molly at a bar, decides they want to sleep with him, and Molly goes along with it because he's afraid of the circus or the Nein getting kicked out of town or getting into trouble if he doesn't.

Bonus points if this isn't the first time he's had to do this but one of the Nein finds out and reassures him that that kind of thing isn't okay and he doesn't have to put himself through that anymore.

Bonus bonus points for revenge on one of the culprits.

From: (Anonymous)

Based off a late night drunk thought of ‘Caduceus is a reincarnated Molly’ that morphed into ‘Molly’s curse is to bodysurf into a new undamaged corpse when he dies but due to the corruption of the cemetery or whatever he wound up body-sharing with Caduceus and he’s a loud and horny bitch that the poor mellow firbolg is sharing brain space with.
Doesn’t help that they’re both totally head over heels for the sad wizard man.
+Molly snatching control to do things like flirt or touch
++Caduceus having some struggles because some of the sexy thoughts in his head are definitely not Molly’s doing
+++Caleb being confused and sort of into it

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb's dating both of them separately, and despairs of how snippy they get with each other, so he lures them into bed at the same time, hoping to use their mutual interest in wrecking his shit as a teambuilding exercise. (It totally works.)

From: (Anonymous)

Would love some Caduceus/Fjord where Fjord decides to try some of Caduceus's tea and maybe it has an effect on him that neither of them expected

From: (Anonymous)

i am so far from being caught up but i hunger for anything featuring this

will take literally anything tbh, but am especially into totally consensual ageplay w a focus on softness and care and mutual enjoyment/caring about each other regardless of romantic involvement. nonsexual and sexual are both 100% fine

From: (Anonymous)

The clerics can create nourishment in a… different way.

Namely, the create food&water spell makes Jester produce milk & Cad's come be nourishing. So when they're out in the open or underground, no food available? Y E P.

Bonus if it's highly uncomfortable for them if they don't get, er, milked frequently after casting the spell.

~~Yeahhhhh i'll just be in my bunk over there kink shaming myself~~

From: (Anonymous)

Firbolgs are like fae animal creatures so who’s to say they done have a mix of things up with their genetalia to encourage big healthy families like
+Due to size/fey ancestry, firbolgs ‘produce’ faster than they could ever come it all, so it’s easy for them to just keep fucking
+Knot/Size?
+Heat
+Other fun dick developments
++Someone getting railed by a fun firnolg dick and wanting Reasearch

From: (Anonymous)

(Definitely inspired by the gr8 Team Clerics discussion above, but I didn't want to hijack the prompt!)

Oh man, I would love some kind of scenario where the clerics can get more healing power into someone by having sex with them. Especially if it involves some kind of post-battle scenario where someone is patched up and stable but still pretty grievously wounded, and one of the clerics have to have really careful sex with them to get them fully healed up.

+ Bonus points if it's one of the m9 who tends to get hit a lot. Like, Jester going down on Beau while trying to be careful of Beau's busted ribs after Beau tangled too closely with an enemy. Or Caduceus fingering Caleb to orgasm in the aftermath of Caleb getting almost pureed by a serious blow.

++ The clerics having this kind of practical outlook about doing this, and being most concerned about how to do this without causing the wounded person pain?

+++ Both of the clerics working together to get the wounded person back on their feet, discussing options and alleviating each other's worries

From: (Anonymous)

Exactly what it says on the tin. Nott gets it on with Sunbreaker Ulumon (sp?).

The hows and whens are filler's choice. No permanent damage to Nott plz. Playing up the sheer size difference is a major plus.

From: (Anonymous)

Jester didn’t get to see ALL of Beau as a male Tiefling so they decide to replicate the spell later in their room and fun ensues.

From: (Anonymous)

I mean... Nott's definitely a size queen if she's into a minotaur. I was thinking Caleb as he could Enlarge himself for her (magic in bed is hot) but maybe Fjord could learn the spell? Maybe she could seduce Pumat - three dicks are bigger than one? Maybe Jester could paint herself a really big strap-on?

The possibilities are endless, but I just need tiny little Nott "saddling up and riding" someone much bigger.

From: (Anonymous)

"I'm 350 years old, I need entertainment."

~~And so do I~~

From: (Anonymous)

(Note: I am a trans masc individual myself and this is purely my own unwanted interests here)
I really like the idea of fantasy races going through mating cycles, and I like the idea of Fjord possibly going through that. Maybe it's a bit awkward for him, and maybe he feels a bit ashamed of it, but another one of the nein (preferably) helps him out and is very sweet and comforting about it. It can be any of the others, though I'd prefer Nott or Yasha not be involved.

From: (Anonymous)

It's what she deserves!!!!!!!!

No non-con, scat/other, or mommy/daddy kink.

From: (Anonymous)

Caduceus knows Caleb is the leader of the Mighty Nein, and he is tickled even more pink by the fact that he can reduce the leader to whimpering mush when he wants to.

From: (Anonymous)

After a fight, during a fight, leading up to a fight spending ki points. Whatever it calls for. Messy. Athletic. Vigorous. Monk. Sex. Sweat? Adrenaline? My arms get sore just reading about it? Fantastic.
(Bonus Jester tapping in an out at her own stamina level or Checking in 4 hours in for some well earned healing spells? Also amazing. Plot? My first child.)