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Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!
This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.
What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.
Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.
Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.
How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:
Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers
Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.
I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:
"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"
And now some rules...
While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them tocriticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.
The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.
Now go forth and prompt!
Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!
This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.
What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.
Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.
Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.
How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:
Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers
Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.
I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:
"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"
And now some rules...
- Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
- Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
- Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
- Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
- RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
- Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
- It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
- Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.
While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to
criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.
Now go forth and prompt!
Fjord/Caduceus [Untitled] (3/?)
Date: 2019-05-28 10:21 pm (UTC)"You really do smell nice," Caduceus says, and nuzzles his face against the crease of Fjord's thigh. The coarse hair of his beard scratches the sensitive skin while the soft hair on his face tickles it, and the dual sensations feel so good. When he breathes out, it's cool on Fjord's sensitive dick. He shivers violently and wishes he was past the point of embarrassment already.
Caduceus presses his nose right to Fjord's core and breathes in deeply. The contact is torturous more than anything, and it takes everything in him not to shove his hips forward and grind against Caduceus' face. But he resists, instead squeezing his eyes shut tight and digging the blunt nubs of his still-growing tusks into his lip. When Caduceus drags his tongue from Fjord's hole up to his cock, he's entirely unprepared for it and a noise he didn't know it was even possible for him to make escapes him. The movement is so slow, like Caduceus is just testing the waters (which, okay, he is, but Fjord is desperate and it feels like the worst kind of teasing). The firbolg hums against him like his taste is something he's analyzing, stowing the knowledge away for later. The vibrations make Fjord shudder and Caduceus does it again, intentional this time. Then he licks Fjord again, tongue sliding between his lips, brushing against his hole, dragging up to press against his cock. He starts to lick the hard nub, broad strokes with the flat of his tongue turning into direct pressure from the tip of it, making Fjord writhe beneath him. Caduceus' hands on his thighs keep him relatively steady and still, and the constant pressure holding him down is just another sensation to add to the pile of feelings overwhelming Fjord at the moment. He doesn't tip over the edge, though, until Caduceus presses his tongue into him as deep as it will go and groans against him.
The feeling of his walls squeezing around Cad's tongue is like nothing he's ever experienced, foreign and real fucking good. Caduceus, for his part, is groaning and continuing to fuck him with his tongue even as Fjord shudders to pieces around him. His movements, the noises he's making against Fjord- contemplative and impressed- aren't helping to quell the aftershocks, and it feels like he's being electrocuted and-- he comes again just seconds later.
Immediately after, it's way too much stimulation and he pushes Caduceus away as firmly as he can manage with limbs like jelly. That damned tongue drags a pathetic little wrecked noise from Fjord as Caduceus draws back and pulls it out of him. He feels empty and sensitive and nowhere near ready to stop, even if he so badly wants to.
"How're you doing?" Caduceus' voice is even lower and rougher than usual and the wave of arousal that washes through Fjord is almost nauseatingly powerful. If he wasn't already flat on his back, he'd worry about his knees going weak. Why hasn't he noticed how fucking hot Caduceus' voice is before? One of Cad's hands is still on his thigh, huge and warm and probably supposed to be comforting, but it's just helping stoke the fire in the pit of his stomach.
He's so busy thinking about those fingers deep inside him, working him open slowly and gently, that he doesn't realize Caduceus has asked him a question until he repeats it.
"Uh, fuck, sorry. Yeah, I'm…. 'm alright. How are, uh… How are you holdin' up?"
"Good," Caduceus' voice is so rumbly and so nice, Fjord wants to melt into it. "I'm learning a lot, I think. Is it alright if I touch you again?"
"Gods, please, yes-"
"Would you like my fingers inside of you?"
There's no secondary motivation behind Caduceus' questions- he's asking because he wants to know, wants consent and open communication. But Fjord will be damned if being made to tell Cad everything he wants before he'll do any of it isn't hot as hell.
"Yeah, I'd like that. Please."
When Caduceus stands up from where he was kneeling he absolutely towers over Fjord, who suddenly feels so very small and exposed on the bed. He looks down at Fjord, his brow furrowed like he's thinking about something.
"I'd like to try something, if that's alright. Could you get on your hands and knees?"
Gods, Fjord has no idea where this is going but he'd do anything Caduceus asked of him, anything to have those fingers inside of him, fucking him open, reducing him to even more of a babbling mess than he already is. His arms and legs are still wobbly and it takes some doing to get himself into position, but once he's there, it feels right. That's definitely the heat talking, but he can’t bring himself to care all that much.
“Huh,” Caduceus says from behind him, “this position really puts you on display, doesn’t it? That’s nice.”
Fjord hangs his head, face burning. He doesn’t know if it’s worse or better that Caduceus isn’t saying any of this to get him riled up, he’s saying whatever pops into his head and it’s just so happening to drive Fjord crazy. He can feel his come running down his thighs and it’s disgustingly hot.
The bed creaks and groans as Caduceus climbs onto it once more, and rests a hand on Fjord’s ass. It’s so warm he feels like he’s been branded, and he leans back into the touch before he can even process what his body is doing. When Caduceus runs his thumb from Fjord’s hole to his cock, slow and feather-light, he drops to his elbows, presses his face to the mattress, and groans. He spreads his legs just a bit wider as he does so, and tries to hold onto whatever small amount of rational thought he has left as Caduceus does it again.
"Please, 'duceus, please gimme more, I feel like I'm gonna die."
"Sorry," he says, and he sounds a little hesitant. "The other stuff felt pretty instinctual but this is uh, a bit new. I like touching you because the sounds you make are real nice, and I've been going based on that. But my fingers are pretty big compared to yours and I don't want to hurt you if I put them in you. Would you be up for showing me how you like it? That way I can see and maybe you can give yourself a bit of a warmup."
At the thought of jerking off in front of Caduceus, Fjord wants to melt through the bed into the floor. But he wants to get off more than he wants to disappear so he nods and rolls over his shoulder so he's on his back again. He spreads his legs almost wide enough that it hurts and bends his knees up, planting his feet on the bed.
"Should I, uh… You want me to narrate?"
"If it's not too much trouble." Caduceus settles back onto his heels and watches with a look of curiosity that's definitely not sexy but is kind of endearing.
"So, uh, normally I'd do a bit more foreplay but considerin' the circumstances I'd say I'm pretty much ready to go. I can probably even-" He presses two fingers against and then into his hole, and he's so wet and relaxed that he meets no resistance whatsoever. It's the worst kind of tease, where he feels fuller than with nothing in him but nowhere near satisfied. He glances again at Caduceus' crotch but he still seems physically uninterested.
"Sorry," Caduceus says, blushing a little for maybe the first time all day, "like I said, sex isn't really my bag. I do think you're very attractive, but I probably won't get an erection unless I'm manually stimulated, so to speak."
Fjord feels bad, both for getting caught staring and for making Caduceus feel weird. His brain is trying to run down twenty different paths at once, though, and he can't find and assemble the words he needs to apologize. But Caduceus, ever perceptive, seems to know what he's thinking.
"I don't need an apology, Mister Fjord, you didn't make me feel bad. Are you able to keep describing what you're doing?"
He nods, and drags in a shaky breath as he curls his fingers up into himself. "Ah- I'm pressin' into the front of my cunt, there's a spot that-" He hits it and curls in on himself as he nearly screams. "-ffffuck, that, it does that, uh, gods Cad, I dunno, just kinda curl 'em, thrust 'em in and out, just please--"
"I think I get it." He sounds more confident, and in a show of strength, he grabs Fjord's hips and turns him until he's back on his hands and knees. His fingers slip out of him with a wet noise, and Caduceus is dead silent behind him. Then he's humming and pushing one huge finger into Fjord, roughly the size of two of his, and presses down. The new angle combined with the new sensation brings Fjord to a shuddering orgasm, one that Caduceus finger-fucks him through without batting an eye. His other hand grips Fjord's hip, holding him close and still and just maybe hard enough to bruise.
Fjord/Caduceus [Untitled] (4/4)
Date: 2019-05-30 12:22 pm (UTC)There’s a thick, blunt pressure and a slow press into him as Caduceus adds a second finger, and Fjord’s mind goes blank. He’s full in a way he’s never been before, or maybe it’s just that he’s already so fucked-out and still horny that it feels new, but either way, he feels like every single one of his nerve endings is raw and exposed. Goosebumps decorate his skin and he feels lightheaded as Caduceus slowly starts to move his fingers. As with everything he’s done today, Caduceus’ movements are unpracticed, with much more enthusiasm than finesse, but Fjord will be damned if that’s not just what he needs. The enthusiasm is more than enough to get the job done.
He’s so close again, but he feels the anxious, thrumming energy starting to ebb from his body. Even as Caduceus’ fingers wind him tighter and tighter, the deep-seated tension and ache that’s been there since this whole thing started is beginning to drain from his muscles. It’s almost over, he thinks, and then Caduceus’ thumb finds his cock, brushes firmly against it, and Fjord comes so hard he goes limp.
Vaguely, he’s aware of Caduceus helping shift him into a more comfortable position, getting a warm, wet cloth from somewhere and wiping him down from head to toe. His head is fuzzy in the nicest way, and he feels like he’s floating. Every inch of him is equal parts sated and exhausted, and when he tries to thank Caduceus, to ask him what he can do for him, his mouth only succeeds in making weird mumbling sounds.
“Shh. It’s alright. Just rest. You’ve earned it.”
The first coherent words Fjord manages to produce are, “Don’t go,” and he’s not far enough gone that he doesn’t wince at how needy he sounds.
“I’m right here. You’re okay.” A hand, recently washed, strokes his hair slowly. The warmth and the repetition are enough to start lulling Fjord to sleep, body tingling pleasantly and all the urgency bled out of him. He’s not sure what will happen when he wakes up, how he’ll feel or what he’ll say to Caduceus, but at the moment, he can’t think of anything he wants more than to give in to the soft, cottony darkness of sleep. So he does.
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