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Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!
This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.
What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.
Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.
Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.
How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:
Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers
Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.
I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:
"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"
And now some rules...
While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them tocriticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.
The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.
Now go forth and prompt!
Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!
This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.
What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.
Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.
Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.
How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:
Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers
Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.
I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:
"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"
And now some rules...
- Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
- Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
- Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
- Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
- RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
- Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
- It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
- Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.
While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to
criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.
Now go forth and prompt!
Re: Fjord/Caleb/Nott, Caleb-in-the-middle
Date: 2019-02-17 09:53 am (UTC)Re: Fjord/Caleb/Nott, Caleb-in-the-middle
Date: 2019-02-17 03:26 pm (UTC)Fill: Push and Pull 1/?
Date: 2019-03-11 09:19 pm (UTC)So it’s like 5 years post campaign, and TM9 are living together in a large house near the Lavish Chateaux in Nicodranas. Yasha is dating Beau, Beau is married to Jester, Jester is dating Fjord, Fjord is dating Caleb, Caleb is dating Nott, Nott is married to Yeza. (Caduceus thinks that’s all great.) It’s weird but it works. Caleb just has one wish – that his partners would stop antagonising each other. And he has a plan…
‘A threesome?’ Nott glanced at the door, checking it was closed. It was an old habit, from her goblin days, but Caleb pretended not to notice her nerves.
‘If you don’t want to –’ he began.
‘What did Fjord say?’
‘He, ah, would be willing,’ Caleb stuttered. He’s still not a confident man in matters of the heart, even after all this time, but this meant enough – these two wonderful people getting along – that he needed to try. ‘He and I and Jester have been together, and that was… nice.’
Nott scooted closer on the bed, taking one of Caleb’s hands in her smaller, browner ones.
‘Do you think it would be… nice? Having both of us sharing you? Fjord and I don’t share easily,’ she reminded him – but she did not seem to be dismissive, or angry. Mostly curious, and Caleb could work with curious.
‘I think it would be interesting,’ he said. ‘Just an experiment.’
Nott put his hand on her thigh, ran her fingers up his arm until they reached his shoulder, his neck, his jaw. She tugged him down for a kiss, quick, practical, and he let her lead. Like he always has let her lead.
‘Okay,’ she said, finally. ‘We’ll experiment. Tonight?’
Caleb blinked.
‘If it’s going to be bad, I want to get it over with,’ Nott said calmly, and stretched up for another kiss. ‘And if it’s going to be good – I want to know.’
--
Fjord eyed the closed door nervously. Sure, he agreed to this when Caleb asked, but he didn’t honestly think for a moment that Nott would say yes. She liked him least, he knew, and that didn’t bother him (except when it did, late at night when the doubts crept up) but he was… surprised, occasionally, by some of the choices she made despite that. Choices like this one.
He knocked quietly on the door, and opened it. Nott was sprawled across Caleb’s bed – like she belonged there – reading a book, and acknowledged his presence with a brief nod and nothing else. Caleb was absent, but Fjord could hear the sounds of water from the adjoining bathroom. Caleb always insisted on bathing before sex, and it was as endearing as it was inconvenient.
Fjord sat down in the chair, wishing that he didn’t wish he wasn’t here. There was no way that this was going to end well. He already felt like an intruder.
‘Do you want to, er, try kissing or something?’
The words were out before Fjord had realised he was going to say them, and he could feel the blood rushing to his cheeks. Nott turned a page, glanced at him, looked back to the book. ‘Do you?’
Rejection stung, and Fjord tried his hardest to keep his face steady – not that it mattered, since Nott wasn’t even looking.
Nott sighed, and closed the book.
‘I suppose we should try it at least once,’ she said, and she put the book on the bedside table, where it joined half a dozen others. (This was Caleb’s room, after all.)
Fjord got up, since it was clear Nott wasn’t moving, and the five strides to the side of the bed felt like forever. He bent down, slightly awkwardly, and watched as Nott put a hand on his shoulder. She seemed to be steeling herself to do this, and Fjord sighed in resignation. Best to get it over with, and start dealing with the fallout.
--
Nott waited patiently as Fjord slowly walked towards her. He so clearly wanted to be anywhere but here, with her, and couldn’t even say that he wanted this. It wasn’t going to work out, but she would still try. For Caleb, she had done a lot worse than kiss someone who didn’t really like her.
She reached out a hand to Fjord’s shoulder when he got close enough, the same way she did with Caleb, and both felt and saw his pained sigh. She closed her eyes, not wanting to have to see the rejection she was about to face –
– and Fjord kissed her. She squeaked in surprise, mouth falling open, and Fjord’s mouth opened against her. Okay, he could be a prick, and he didn’t like her, but he wasn’t a half bad kisser. His tusks grazed her bottom lip, and she shivered. Neither Caleb nor Yeza really liked to bite her as hard as she liked to be bitten, but maybe Fjord would. He didn’t love her, wouldn’t worry about hurting her – she tightened her grip on Fjord’s shoulder, let her tongue run along his top lip –
‘Verdamnt, that is hot.’
Fill: Push and Pull 2/?
Date: 2019-03-11 09:32 pm (UTC)They weren’t.
Caleb paused, taking in the sight. Nott was sitting on the bed, Fjord leaning down, and their mouths were moving softly against each other. He saw Nott shiver in pleasure, and couldn’t stop the words from falling from his lips.
‘Verdamnt, that is hot.’
They sprang apart, both clearly surprised by his presence, and Caleb took a few steps closer to the bed. Fjord, with his longer legs, reached Caleb first and put a hand on his hip, leaned in for a kiss which Caleb eagerly returned.
‘Mmm, hallo Fjord,’ he said, when they finally ran out of air. ‘You’re wearing too many clothes.’
--
‘I can fix that,’ Fjord said quickly – he was easy for Caleb, and although it was slightly embarassing to be in front of Nott while doing this, it wasn’t as bad as he’d expected.
Nott seemed fairly distracted by Caleb now, anyway; she’d wriggled out of her own loose shirt and tugged Caleb down onto the bed, and Fjord found his eyes drawn to her brown fingers on Caleb’s pale shoulders. They were kissing, he could hear the wet sound of tongues, and Caleb’s familiar panting mixing with something rougher, quieter.
Fjord debated for a moment, and then tugged off his smalls. Completely naked, he slid himself onto the bed, plastering his front up against Caleb’s back, wrapping an arm around his lover’s waist and pressing a kiss to the auburn hair.
Nott stirred, pulling away slightly, and for a moment Fjord just stared at her, willing her to get the fuck on board already. Caleb had heavily implied that Nott was in charge of their activities in the bedroom, so shouldn’t she be giving orders by now?
Anything was better than this awkward silence, so he broke it.
‘So we, uh, got a plan for this shindig?’
--
Nott wished Fjord would stop staring at her. She wished she’d put this off to another night. She wished it was over already.
And then Caleb’s hand shifted slightly on her waist, and she remembered why she’d said yes. She wanted to make him happy, and if she had to tell a stupid half-orc what to do to make that happen, then she’d do it.
‘The plan is to make Caleb come at least four times,’ she said casually, and smiled at Caleb’s sharp intake of breath. His record – at least with her – was three in one evening, but he’d confessed to her that he loved how his body felt when he’d come too many times, how he loved being wrung out and weak and letting her take care of him.
‘You could start on your knees, Fjord,’ she added, wincing slightly as it came out more commanding than she’d intended. She prepared for another argument – and was instead pleasantly surprised when Fjord slid down onto the floor without a word of protest.
Of course, she suddenly realised. He was doing this for Caleb, just like she was, so he would try not to argue with her. For a brief moment she felt flush with power, and then just as suddenly she felt guilty. She liked Fjord – however little the sentiment was returned, and however infuriating he could be.
Nott was pulled from her spiralling thoughts by Caleb dropping a kiss on her forehead, before he sat up and shuffled to the side of the bed.
Re: Fill: Push and Pull 2/?
Date: 2019-03-12 04:47 pm (UTC)Even better with the D/s elements - hopefully the OP agrees. ^^
There's this element I didn't expect of both Nott and Fjord learning from each other the tricks the other one uses on Caleb, and that's like even sweeter. Looking forward to more!
Fill: Push and Pull 3/?
Date: 2019-03-16 11:33 am (UTC)‘Best to do what the lady says, ja?’ he asked, only half joking.
Instead of answering, Fjord opened his mouth, and Caleb’s hips were pushing forward before his brain had time to catch up. Fjord wasn’t one for teasing, and Caleb’s semi-hard dick was engulfed in wet heat so quickly that his eyes briefly rolled back in his head. He rocked his hips gently, petting at Fjord’s hair and letting Fjord set the pace.
Fjord apparently took this as a challenge. His head started bobbing, his tongue was suddenly everywhere, his hand stroked up and down Caleb’s thigh.
Caleb had almost forgotten Nott was there until her arms wrapped around his ribs – fingers brushing against a nipple. Her bare thighs pressed against his lower back, and her teeth found his earlobe, worrying it ever so gently.
Caleb was caught between his partners, and it was going to be incredibly embarassing how quickly he came. Still, he trusted neither of them to judge him for it, and so he tightened his fingers in Fjord’s hair, reached back with the other hand to grasp at Nott’s hip, and came.
--
Fjord had just enough warning to tilt his head and open his throat before he felt the familiar pulsing and Caleb’s salty come filled his mouth. Carefully he swallowed it all, cleaning Caleb’s spent cock with tiny kitten-licks of his tongue until the man’s hips twitched away from the feeling.
Fjord sat back on his heels, and looked up at the pair on the bed. Nott was holding Caleb, and Fjord watched the play of her fingers against his chest. Her mouth was on Caleb’s neck, his head tilted back and his eyes closed, and Fjord got to his feet as quietly as possible. Then he placed one hand on Caleb’s thigh – for balance as well as a warning of his presence – and leaned in to press an open-mouthed kiss to the other side of that tempting throat.
Caleb whimpered quietly, and Fjord kissed his way from Caleb’s collarbone up to the sensitive spot under his ear. Caleb kept his eyes closed, but reached out to cover Fjord’s hand with his own, attempting to pull him closer.
‘We’ll have to lie down if you want to cuddle me, sweetheart.’
--
Nott was surprised at her own reaction, watching Fjord give Caleb head. She’d known she wouldn’t be jealous, but she’d expected to find it… slightly unpleasant, perhaps. She had not expected Fjord to be so good at it, though, or for Caleb to come so quickly.
Fjord suggested cuddling next – another sign of how well he knew their lover – and she pulled Caleb down onto his back, into the middle of the bed. He let her arrange him, as he always did, and she arranged herself at his side before looking up at Fjord expectantly.
He was staring down at the two of them, expression completely unreadable to her, but when she looked up he climbed into the bed and settled easily at Caleb’s other side.
‘Well, Caleb, is there anything you particularly want to do tonight?’ Fjord asked, sounding relaxed, and Nott stroked Caleb’s shoulder as they waited for an answer.
‘Hmm, keep touching me,’ was all he said at first. Nott swept her hand down to his ribs, his stomach; one of her fingers brushed against Fjord’s.
‘I want… to have both of you at once,’ Caleb said eventually. ‘Fjord inside me, and me inside Nott. Can we – could we?’
‘Of course,’ Nott said, and she heard Fjord agree at the same time.
Fill: Push and Pull 4/?
Date: 2019-03-16 11:19 pm (UTC)Caleb moaned, Nott sighed in pleasure, and Fjord began to scissor his fingers, brushing over Caleb’s prostate and demanding a fair share of Caleb’s attention.
Despite the wonderful warmth of Nott’s heat around him, Caleb began to push backwards, wanting to be filled and surrounded by his lovers. No, more than wanting. Needing.
Finally, after what seemed like an age (the voice in his head told him it had been ten minutes. He told the voice to shut up) Fjord put a careful hand on Caleb’s hip, holding him still, and slid his fingers out. Reluctantly, he and Nott pulled apart as well, and there was a pause as the three of them looked at each other.
--
Fjord didn’t panic, and he certainly wasn’t panicking now.
However, it was going to be… logistically complicated, doing what Caleb wanted. (That wouldn’t stop him. Nothing on earth would ever stop Fjord from doing what Caleb wanted.) And if he told Nott that she was too small for the obvious position, she’d probably hit him.
Neither of the others moved, and eventually Fjord decided to just go for it.
‘Let’s try it like this,’ he said, keeping his voice steady through some miracle, and he pushed Caleb gently onto his back, settling him in the middle of the bed with a pillow under his hips. Nott moved further to the side as Fjord spread Caleb’s thighs and settled between them, but he couldn’t focus on her right now. He locked eyes with Caleb, hoping that his face said everything his mouth wasn’t capable of.
It was heaven, sliding himself inside Caleb. It took all of Fjord’s restraint not to just begin thrusting, but he glanced at Nott to remind himself what Caleb wanted.
Nott, who had naked desire written across her face as she stared at the place where Fjord and Caleb were joined.
Fuck. Fjord had known Nott was pretty – she’d been cute as a goblin, was pretty as a halfling – but he’d never realised she could be downright beautiful.
He looked down at Caleb again, trying to focus. He adjusted Caleb’s thighs on top of his own, more slowly than necessary, and waited to speak again until his voice felt under his control.
--
Nott watched how easily Caleb lay back for Fjord – just as easily as he lay back for her. He looked gorgeous, as always, spreading his thighs. She was only rarely in the mood to take Caleb this way, but she knew he enjoyed it when she did.
She trailed her gaze across Caleb’s body, and across Fjord’s. It was more attractive than she’d expected to find it, and his dick made her mouth water ever so slightly.
She was so focussed on what she was seeing that hearing Fjord’s voice was completely unexpected.
‘Want to get on top, Nott?’
His accent was usually harsh on the single syllable of her name, but now he said it in the tone of an endearment – a fact which seemed to surprise him as much as it did her, judging by the sudden blush on his green cheeks.
Nott pushed that aside, to think about later, and moved to straddle Caleb’s waist, putting her back against Fjord’s chest to keep her balance while her hands gripped Caleb’s length and guided it inside of her. She sank down slowly, squeezing around him, and there was a gratifying whine from Caleb. Nott leaned forward slightly, put her hands on his ribs, and began to move.