CR Campaign One: Vox Machina era (RPF)

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Subject line: Pike/Sarenrae, holy visitation

Body of comment: Pike gets a different kind of spiritual visitation one night.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
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"Holy Smitten, Pike/Sarenrae, NC-17, 1/5"

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Comments

Taliesin/Matt/Marisha; Pegging

[(Anonymous)]

Matt loves it when she takes control of him, but when they both do it's magic.

Re: Taliesin/Matt/Marisha; Pegging

[(Anonymous)]

This is my OT3 and I want it more than anything.

Liam/Matt; not just in character

[(Anonymous)]

First the flirting slips into real life. Then a kiss. Then...

Poly Fluff

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone's got their public relationships (Matt/Marisha, Laura/Travis, etc) but somewhere along the way they all became more than friends.

Kinks: "Whispers", Semi-public displays of affection, and emotions stirred by play slipping over to RL.

Filter By Relationship, multiple pairings, PG for now, 1/?

[(Anonymous)]

(A/N: maybe not quite what OP wanted, but this came to mind and I am now obligated to post it. I don't make the rules for my muses. People present: Matt, Marisha, Taliesin, Liam, Laura, Sam, Ashley, Travis, Mary, and Will. People drunk: all of the above. Premise: like spin the bottle, but weirder. See title.)


"Can you explain again why this is supposed to be a good idea?" Sam squints at Taliesin suspiciously from where he's lounging on a cushion, across the loose circle the ten of them have formed.

"Because," Taliesin explains, "we're drunk."

"I like it," Marisha says, leaning her head against Taliesin's shoulder and trying to peek at his phone. "Where did you find this list?"

"The internet." As if that explains anything. There's a lot of stuff on the internet. Mostly they don't go looking for it. But Taliesin's got the page open on his phone already, and it is pretty interesting being able to see who the Critters would like to see together.

"Go on, then," Matt says, looking up from where he's got his head in Marisha's lap. "Who's first?"

Taliesin clears his throat. "At number ten, we have... Vax and Vex."

Liam and Laura react predictably with looks of shock. "As in..."

"Oh. Wait. It's an ampersand, not a solidus."

"Just call it a fuckin' slash," Travis says, secure in the knowledge that Grog is almost entirely unlikely to be on this particular list.

"How many of these are just going to be Matt making out with himself?" Laura asks.

"Fewer than you'd think." It's actually just one, but it's higher on the list than half-elven twincest.

(Well, it's not actually twincest if it's an ampersand, right?)

(He hates that he knows this.)

"We have to start somewhere," Mary says, eyes on Laura. "If we don't start somewhere, we'll never know who's number one."

"You're shipper trash," Ashley tells her.

Liam and Laura are still looking at each other, and when they kiss it's not precisely passionate, but not exactly like siblings either. Liam's hand runs through Laura's dark hair once, slowly, and they come apart with smiles. Liam flicks a glance at Travis, who just rolls his eyes and grins.

"Who's next, oracle of the makeouts?" Sam asks.

Taliesin looks down at his phone. "Uh... Vax and Keyleth--"

There's a premature ooooh from Laura.

"--and Percy," Taliesin finishes.

"What?" Several of them say it at once.

"How does that even--" Will looks bemused.

"Watch and learn, darling," Mary says.

Marisha turns quite easily to Taliesin, and both of them pause, watching Liam across the floor. He's shaking his head slightly.

"Just how many of these am I in?"

"One more than Laura is," Taliesin not-answers.

"Shithead." Liam knee-walks over to the two of them and they all three lean in together. Marisha's tongue catches the corner of Taliesin's lips; his slight stubble scrapes against Liam's; Liam's mouth clings to Marisha's for a long moment and then his tongue slips briefly against Taliesin's before the three of them separate.

"It doesn't really work," Will says.

"If one of these pairings is Kashaw and Zahra and someone you can find out," Ashley points out.

"Or Kashaw and Vesh and someone," Laura adds.

"Speaking of you, Will..." Taliesin waits until everyone shuts up. Liam is refilling drinks, passing glasses around. "Keyleth and Kash come in at number eight."

"I am so shocked," Matt says, sitting up so that Marisha can move over to Will and plant a kiss on him that is decidedly not a first-time-kiss kiss. Will makes a startled noise and then has his hands in her hair, and she's giggling into the kiss. Thinking it over, anyone would be lucky to have that as a first time kiss.

"Where exactly do Scanlan and Pike come in on this list?" Sam asks as Marisha resumes her seat.

Ashley leans over and pecks his cheek. "Don't be too disappointed, I think everyone's going to wait for it to be canon."

"You're the love of my life," Sam says, pecking her in return.

"That's not fair if they're not next on the list," Travis says.

"Are you waiting for Grog and whores to come up?" Marisha asks with genuine interest. "Because that means making out with Matt."

Travis shrugs. "Wouldn't be the worst thing ever."

"Thanks a lot." Matt takes a long swallow of his beer, throat working, and then sets the cup down. "Who's up next?"

Taliesin looks down and snorts. "Kima and Allura, actually."

"Oh, come on," Will protests. "How the fuck does that actually work?"

"I feel like Matt making out with his own hand is literally the worst possible way to represent a lesbian NPC relationship," says Ashley, before a giggle escapes her and sets Laura off.

Matt just glares at everyone in general and then makes out with his own hand. Which, to be realistic, is quite probably a lot of people's first time kiss experience.

"Moving on," he says, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, while everyone else ignores him in favor of laughing. "Moving on!"

"There's got to be better lesbian representation than that," Laura says.

Taliesin checks the list and grins right at her, giving her one of her own patented winks.

[to be continued]

Sam/Liam, Recorded For Your Pleasure

[(Anonymous)]

Sam and Liam get (more) drunk while recording an episode of their podcast. The unedited file somehow gets sent to the group who have some unexpected reactions to what they hear.

"All Play No Work"; Sam/Liam

[(Anonymous)]

(sorry that this is just short rambling nonsense? also i hope this formats correctly.)

FROM: Bailey, Laura
Subject: Re: (no subject)

I don't think you meant to send this out? Just fyi.

Maybe drink a little slower.

--

FROM: zerotimetoplay@gmail.com
TO: Critical Role [group]
Subject: (no subject)

ATTACHMENT: kzzz.wav

fuck. I lov this man. I lov e you all! goodnight

--

"-and that's why we've polished off half this bottle of whiskey before we even started recording."

"Not half. Is it half? Oh my god, it's half empty."

"Hey, hey, you're the optimistic one, it's half full."

"In our defense, ladies and gentlemen, this is some high quality stuff. Which is why we're drinking it out of red plastic cups."

"People listen to this show because it's classy, I won't deny them that."

"Uh-huh, uh-huh. Also, for the record, Liam has put his legs over my lap, and his foot is literally on my dick."

"I know, I can tell, you got a lil chub goin'."

"Oh my god, we can't air this."

"Oh, we've said worse!"

"It's never been true before!"

Hysterical giggles, followed by shifting.

"We literally can't put this up. You are so drunk."

"Mmm."

"Are you giving me a hickey? Liam O'Brien is giving me a hickey! What is this, seven minutes in heaven?"

"Your aftershave tastes awful, by the way."

"I want a divorce. I'm gonna gay marry you so I can gay divorce you."

"Mmhm."

A long, shuddering breath. "Jesus Christ. Oh my god, Liam-"

--

"There's another ninety minutes," Matt says.

Marisha rests her head on his shoulder. "Well, no one can blame us if we keep going."

Taliesin/Matt/Marisha, episode 24

[(Anonymous)]

Bless this post. Finally a place to deposit all my terribletastic feelings about Matt, Marisha and Taliesin. So, episode 24 with the feast and the Briarwoods and everything happens so much? Pre-game (https://youtu.be/kre27f30IVs?t=504):
Taliesin: I'm terrified, personally. [to Marisha] You were right, you were right, it's awful.
Marisha: It's so much pressure.

Post episode? (https://youtu.be/kre27f30IVs?t=13655)
Matt: [grins] How're you doing, Taliesin?
Taliesin: [sputters] [collapses in a heap on desk] You're making it so much worse than I possibly imagined. So much worse than I ever imagined.
Matt: [laughs]

So in light of all that, can I prompt M/M/T with Marisha and Matt taking care of Taliesin after Matt's put him through the emotional wringer in that game?

Matt+Everyone, Platonic Puppy Pile

[(Anonymous)]

Matt replied to a Critter in one of the streams that yes, he was part of the Cuddle Puddle at some event (Im guessing Burning Man). So...

Matt in a cozy puppy pile with the people he loves most in the world.

Family is All You Need; Matt+Everyone; PG

[(Anonymous)]

[So, I am a VERY new Critter, so I apologize if I didn’t get the voices or the mannerisms correct on this. I am also a little scared on posting this since it is the first time I have posted anything in a public forum in a long time. Not many people see my writing so.... I hope everyone enjoys]

It is right after the stream with the Thordak battle. It was everything a battle ought to be for both the players and DM alike: tense, terrifying, and very awe-inspiring. Thankfully, all of Vox Machina survived, but there were some VERY close calls with a few. And surprisingly, only one resurrection ritual needed to be performed; which it also worked to the delight of the players and Critters. To celebrate, the entire cast was over Matt and Marisha's house partaking in that dragon vodka that a critter gave them.
After a little while of drinking and rehashing the battle, the group settled down to watch a movie. Matt ended up on the floor somehow on his back with his head propped up on pillows with Marisha up pillowed into the right side of his chest, with her knees up. As he wrapped his arm around her, she leaned up and gave him a kiss before saying softly, “You know, you could have killed us all tonight. So as punishment….” She got a wicked gleam in her eye before exclaiming “Cuddle Pile on Matt!!!”
Matt had enough time to give her a look of surprise before Taliesin collapsed on his other shoulder, giggling softly. Out of habit, Matt wrapped his arm around him as he nuzzles his face into his pectoral muscle. Deep laughter combined with soft, musical undertones were heard as two heads, one large and muscular and the other lighter and more feminine landed on a strategically placed pillow that was somehow dropped on his left hip without him noticing. Laura, since she was closer to him, lifted Taliesin’s feet to drape over her hip as she laid on her side, her head shifting on Travis’ chest as he reclined on his back, nearer to Matt’s knee.
As Matt watched them get situated, laughter from his right drew his attention. As he turned, he saw Liam gently push Sam down on another pillow placed on the opposite side yet same location as Laura and Travis’. Sam landed with a small “oof” that shook Matt and therefore the rest of the cuddle pile. Everyone started to snigger, which became full blown laughter when Liam then deliberately became his little spoon, dragging Sam’s arm over his hip with a smile. Sam shook his head exasperatingly, a smile playing at his lips before shifting into a more comfortable position that allowed him to both keep his arm around Liam and see the TV. Liam for his part snuggled into Sam and Matt simultaneously, the shit-eating grin still on his face. Matt sighed at the group before looking for the last two members who still needed to pick their spots.
Liam raised the arm that wasn’t pinned under him and called, “There is room over here if you want to join us, Ashley!”, his eyes shining with mirth. At his voice, Laura raises her head off Travis, saying with a sickly-sweet smile, “I think, brother, she would rather join us over here,” giving Ashley a wink that was eerily like one that was given in game a few hours earlier. Ashley, for her part, was sitting at Matt’s feet, chuckling softly with a mixture of drunkenness and giddiness. She then gave a sly smile of her own, before shifting between Matt’s legs dropping her pillow with a ‘thwomp’ right on his pubic bone. “Thanks guys, but I think I found my spot” she says cheerfully before leaning her neck and upper back across his pubic bone “Everyone can still see, right?”
Murmurs of assent are heard throughout the group and eyes turn expectantly towards their final person. Brian looks at the rest of the group before shrugging and laying his head in Ashley’s lap, his feet going horizontally towards Matt’s left side. Picking up his left leg, Brian slid his body underneath it, letting it fall onto his hips.
Matt, after looking at all of them with looks of fondness mixed with a little bit of an eye roll, asks softly, “Is everyone comfortable?”
Mutters of consent are heard in various tones and volumes, sounding to him like music to his ears. He shakes his head before turning to Marisha again and mutters “I love you for knowing me so well, “kissing her softly, smiles playing at both their lips before saying louder, “Then whomever has the remote, start the movie.”
As the opening credits played, he snuggles down into the pillows behind him, everyone’s body heat providing him with enough of blanket that he doesn’t need one. One by one, he looks at every member of the group and a wide grin splits his face. He feels warm, safe, and surrounded by the love of his chosen family. And tonight, that’s all he needs.

Matt/Marisha, cuddles, public(?) affection

[(Anonymous)]

Dunno if this really counts as a kink, but I'd love to see some Matt/Marisha fluff and happy sexy times. On-camera it's all business, but off-camera they can relax and be a couple who's stupidly fantastically head over heels in love with each other. I believe in you, anons!

Re: Matt/Marisha, cuddles, public(?) affection

[(Anonymous)]

This prompt is from forever ago, but I'll see if I can write something quickly (probably) be back soon to post!!

Liam/Taliesin, break time makeouts (ep 48)

[(Anonymous)]

Look, Liam asked for it, now I'm asking for it. Please please please.

(Also, if either Liam or Taliesin are reading this, which good God I hope they're not, this is entirely your fault.)

Re: Liam/Taliesin, break time makeouts (ep 48)

[(Anonymous)]

I am totally on this! I love these theatre nerds <3

Marisha/Laura: Girls Like Girls (Like Boys Do)

[(Anonymous)]

~Stealing kisses from your Mrs doesn't make you freak out. ~

A bit of a reach maybe but I really wanted to prompt with this song so -
Marisha stealing a kiss from Laura and the guys in their life don't mind one bit.

~Girls like girls like boys do. Nothing new.~

Girls' Night, Laura/Marisha/Travis, NC-17

[(Anonymous)]

Here you go! This was meant to be more Laura/Marisha-centric, but then Travis wandered in and things got carried away. I hope it still delights :]

Also posted on AO3 (http://archiveofourown.org/works/8294789).

It's one of those Thursdays, the kind where Liam slinks all faux-casual up to Matt's table at the end of the game, where Matt gives Marisha that look, where she turns to Laura and calls out, "Girls' night?" Some people might be bothered by what could be defined as their boyfriend kicking them out of the house so he can fuck his friend, but it's really not like that, and honestly it's a nice change once in a while, like going for a middle-school sleepover. Plus it always kinda turns her on, knowing what they're doing, getting the story out of Matt the next day while she shows him who he really belongs to. It's all good.

And Laura knows what's up, so she just turns around, grins, says "Come on, darling," in her Vex voice, doubles back to take Marisha's arm with the hand that isn't holding Travis'. "We've got leftover udon - I kinda want something salty, y'know?" Travis arches an eyebrow, and Laura releases her hold on his fingers to give his arm a smack with the back of her hand. Marisha giggles and dissolves into the warmth of their presence.

At home they eat the promised udon and gnaw on these weirdly bitter licorice cats that Laura likes. They talk along to half of Clueless while they sit on the floor in front of the couch and drink a lot of white wine straight from the bottle (because after that game session they need a drink - after most game sessions they need a drink, to be honest) and Marisha's about to suggest they do their nails when Laura looks over at her with this look. Marisha looks back at her, then at the screen - Tai's just hit her head, and Marisha can't watch this scene and not do the 'rollin' with the homies' move, so she does, but Laura doesn't join her, just keeps looking at her funny, and finally Marisha turns fully to look at her friend.

"What's up?" she asks, and then Laura licks her lips.

"Just so we're clear," Laura says, "I'm a little drunk."

Marisha nods. "Me too."

"But not like... too drunk, you know?"

"Too drunk for what?"

Then Laura's leaning in to kiss her. Her mouth tastes of anise and wine and this vanilla lip balm she likes, and her hand is tangled up in Marisha's hair. Marisha makes a little surprised noise that's swallowed up in Laura's mouth, then arches into her. Everything's warm and fuzzy from the wine, and Laura's lips are extremely soft, and Marisha feels like she might melt until Laura pulls away for a second.

"This is okay, right?" Laura asks, and Marisha nods, eyes wide. She turns over her shoulder. "Hey Travis," Laura calls toward their bedroom. "Can I make out with Marisha?"

"Totally," Travis calls back really casually - like, really casually, and Marisha wonders how often they do this. Then she thinks of Mary, of Liam, of Taliesin, of basically everyone Laura's met, and figures, probably a lot. Then she stops thinking, because Laura's kissing her again, harder this time, a bit of tongue and teeth mixed in and a hand on her thigh rubbing circles in the denim. Laura sighs into her mouth, bites her lip, and Marisha moans softly, and then hears Travis' voice calling out again: "Guys, can I watch? Or...?" Laura pulls back, looks to Marisha for an answer. Marisha gulps, nods again, because that's really all she can do in this moment.

"Yeah, come on," Laura calls back. Travis comes sauntering out of the bedroom in a white t-shirt and boxer-briefs, and fuck, his arms are huge, Marisha thinks, and then Laura's sucking at her neck, her small, soft hand creeping under the hem of Marisha's shirt, and shit, this is really happening. Something clicks into focus and then Marisha's grabbing at the hair at the base of Laura's skull, pulling her head up so she can kiss her properly. She moves to straddle Laura's lap, and Laura leans back against the couch, her hands now fully up under Marisha's top, and she can hear the leather of the couch creak gently as Travis takes a seat near them.

"Go ahead," Marisha says when she pulls back from Laura's lips, "Take this off," and Laura obeys, pulling up as Marisha raises her arms. Marisha wiggles out of her bandeau as well, feels the buzz of two sets of eyes on her tits. She kneels up to get them right at Laura's eye level, hisses and tangles fingers into the other woman's hair as she sucks at one. When she looks over, Travis is stroking just the tips of his fingers over the bulge showing through his underwear, and she grins at him. Then Laura bites down on her nipple and she grits out, "Fuck," and rolls her hips against Laura's stomach.

Marisha's necklace bounces a little as she moves, cool metal against the tops of her breasts, and Laura's hand is warm on her other tit, thumb running over her nipple, and she can hear Travis breathing deep and Laura mumbling, "God, you're gorgeous," into her skin, and this is definitely not what she expected to be doing tonight but she can't say she's complaining.

When Laura moves her mouth away, kisses across her collarbone, Marisha settles back into the woman's lap, tips her chin up so she can kiss her again, tongues curling together soft and slow. Laura's hands have drifted down to the waistband of Marisha's jeans, one hand fiddling with the button, and, "Go on," Marisha says. Laura pops the button one-handed, pulls the zip down, runs her teeth across Marisha's lower lip as she slides fingers into her panties. It's an awkward angle but she can still get the pads of her fingers right where they're needed, rubbing unfocused along the outside of her cunt before circling with a bit more determination around her clit. Marisha grinds down against them, nips at Laura's jaw.

Matt/Liam/Taliesin, first kiss

[(Anonymous)]

Matt (or any of the boys) has the sudden realization that he is in love with not one, but two of his friends (the other two) after or during a D&D session. He then goes to tell the two, because it's been driving him crazy for months and he can't take it anymore. But to his surprise they both feel the exact same way. Cue very hot make-out session.

Bonus cookies for love confessions, cuddling, and fluff.

Even more bonus cookies if all (or one) of the boys freak out about the rest of their friends finding about their relationship, but no one notices anything different (just maybe that they are calmer.)
Or all of the friends have already figured it out, totally support them, and even had a betting ring on how long it would take for them to realize the truth.

Matt/Marisha/Taliesin, sleepy morning sex

[(Anonymous)]

some early morning lazy sex (ideally with Matt in the middle) with lots of kisses and snuggling ;w;

Matt/Chris Perkins, "The things I would do to that man."

[(Anonymous)]

Because fanboy goodness. I'm sorry.

Taliesin/Matt/Marisha, shaving kink

[(Anonymous)]

So I just hit episode 29 and they hit 10K subscribers, which means they hit the beard-shaving challenge numbers.
Taliesin mentions he "has a straight razor" and he's willing to help out. It's a joke but like, that got me thinking ...

Matt grows out his beard for charity, gets a decent amount of scruff, but he has to shave it off for a gig. He asks Taliesin to help him out, with his straight razor. Marisha helps and/or watches. Unexpected arousal from the situation ensues for everyone involved.

"My Friends"; Matt/Marisha/Taliesin

[(Anonymous)]

(been watching a LOT of cast periscopes and felt inspired. sorry for being garbage?? also sorry for not knowing a damn thing about razors, this is one of those kinks i like a lot but never read. ALSO sorry that this just kinda meanders around and then stops, haven't written rpf in a looong time)

"Why do you even own a straight razor?" Matt asks, not turning around in the chair but instead following Taliesin's movements around the room in the mirror.

"Because I'm a weird goth with daddy issues," Taliesin replies, deadpan. "Why did you ask me to use it instead of shaving your own face, hm?"

It had started as a joke, really, that somehow grew into Marisha dragging him to Taliesin's house, and now the three of them are here in the bedroom and Matt doesn't have an answer that doesn't sound like a weird come-on.

Marisha is laying on the bed, feet kicking back and forth in the air like a teenage girl at a slumber party. "Ignore him, babe, he's just excited he gets to indulge his weird Sweeney Todd fetish."

Taliesin shoots her an unimpressed look and she smiles back at him angelically. "I can't promise I won't sing."

Matt chuckles and rubs at his scruffy cheek. "I'd ask to be Mrs. Lovett but I think I'm a little too fuzzy."

"I'll take care of that." Taliesin, lather in one hand and razor in the other, suddenly looks very serious. "Really, though- you gotta stay still for this. I like you too much to spill your blood all over my floor without a safeword."

"I'll be good," Matt says, and he means for it to come out teasing but it's- strangely earnest. He swallows dryly and juts out his chin. "Have at it."

He hasn't grown much of a beard over these last few weeks but it's thick enough that Taliesin has to lean in to get a close shave. It shouldn't be weird; Matt has never had that "no homo" fear with any of his male friends and he's been casually affectionate with Taliesin under way stranger circumstances than this. But there's this difference in the air he can't define, his mouth growing dry as his eyes shift from Taliesin's hands to Marisha watching intently from the bed.

His jaw twitches and Taliesin holds his chin gently but firmly. "Careful," he says, voice low.

Matt stays perfectly still while Taliesin drags the razor across his skin. His breath catches as the razor slides over his jugular but Taliesin's hands, as much as they might shake sometimes, are perfectly steady. Matt glances in the mirror and looks at Marisha, who he is surprised to see looks the same way he feels- her pupils are blown wide and dark as she follows every movement.

He's apparently completely absorbed because before he knows it, Taliesin wipes his face with a warm washcloth and says, "There you go, all smooth."

"Oh- thanks." His voice sounds distant even to his own ears and there is a weighty pause as he gazes up at his friend.

Taliesin looks over at Marisha, as though asking permission, and at her minute nod, he leans in close and presses a hesitant kiss to Matt's lips. His light stubble feels strange against Matt's newly raw and smooth skin but it's good, and he finds himself kissing back.

Behind him he hears a sharp intake of breath and he breaks from the kiss briefly to look at Marisha, who is biting her lip and watching. He looks at her, suddenly uncertain, and she gives him a smile that is almost shy.

"Keep going," she says.

His uncertainty is gone as quickly as it arrived and he kisses Taliesin again, fisting his hands in the soft material of the other man's t-shirt. The angle is awkward, and eventually Taliesin gingerly takes a seat in Matt's lap to make it easier. The pressure feels good, and his cock starts to pay attention, pressing into Taliesin's thigh obscenely.

Matt looks back at Marisha guiltily but she is rutting against the mattress, a hand tucked into her leggings. Her cheeks are pink and her hair is already mussed, and Matt feels obligated to keep the show going.

Matt/Marisha/Taliesin- belly kink

[(Anonymous)]

UMMM I'm going to hell but I rlly like that Taliesin is a lil chubby and I'd like to request a fic where Matt and Marisha appreciate it too ;w;

Re: Matt/Marisha/Taliesin- belly kink

[(Anonymous)]

I'm totally okay with going to hell for this prompt, at least we'll have a beautifully decorated hand basket.

On it, OP!

Taliesin/any or all, "Do you want Taliesin to lick it?"

[(Anonymous)]

So in the episode I'm up to (33, part 2) Taliesin's ridiculously lucky roles cause Matt to order him to switch out his dice. Jokes are made about Taliesin being so lucky people at cons should hold his hands for a really long time, or Taliesin should kiss people's dice before they roll them, etc. Travis then makes a suggestive comment about Taliesin licking *ahem* both of a man's dice, as it were.

I really don't care who with, but like, Taliesin getting super oral during sex with someone (or several someones?) and comments being made about trying to get some of his luck from him? Would love it if someone thrust their fingers into his mouth for that express purpose.

(This is weird, even for me. I'm sorry.)

"Lucky"; Taliesin/Marisha(/Matt), (implied Taliesin/everybody??)

[(Anonymous)]

(well. i have a big gay crush on taliesin, so.)

"You know that thing where a girl blows on a guy's dice for luck before he rolls at a casino? You should do that during our games," Marisha says.

Taliesin is spread across the couch with his head in her lap. He snorts a quiet laugh. "You don't want to see me in a cocktail dress."

"Actually? I just decided that I definitely do want that. But we'll get there." She tousles his mohawk playfully. "We'd all have to share you equally, though."

"Share me or share my lucky mouth?" he asks.

"Both. Laura and Travis could have you at the same time."

Taliesin looks up at her. "I'm not sure we're still talking about blowing on dice."

"Oh, did you just pick up on that, Mr. Subtlety? Look at you."

Taliesin gently pinches her side and she pokes his cheek in retaliation. "Do you want a little luck? I can give you a little luck right now."

Marisha smiles. "I'm not opposed."

Taliesin scoots off the couch and hooks his thumbs in the elastic waistband of Marisha's leggings. He gives her another look for confirmation and she grins, and he tugs her leggings and panties down to the floor.

He presses a kiss to her inner thigh before he starts. She spreads her legs easily for him, resting one leg over his shoulder as he leans in close to lick at her. She smells warm and musky and he touches her softly before he starts with more vigor.

"Yeah," Marisha sighs. "You're so good." She runs her nails across his scalp. "You're a good boy."

Taliesin hums, pleased. He licks and kisses at her folds, delighting in the quiet noises she makes. After a couple minutes, he hears the click of a cellphone camera, and he glances upwards without stopping his work.

"For Matt," Marisha explains, putting her phone back down at her side. "He should get to see what he's missing out on." She strokes his hair and lets out a pleased, shaky breath. "What he gets to come home to later."

Taliesin smiles against her cunt and redoubles his efforts.

During the next game, Marisha rolls two natural 20s. Maybe there's something to this after all.

Matt/Marisha/Taliesin, first time

[(Anonymous)]

WELL, i am probably not gonna write it myself lol so i thought i'd toss it out there for you other lovely people who like these three.

what was their first time like? how did it happen? was it at Burning Man because what happens in the desert stays in the desert? how did they react afterwards? when did it happen again?

(there is a SMALL chance i will write this myself if i feel particularly inspired but hey, here u go anons)

Re: Matt/Marisha/Taliesin, first time

[(Anonymous)]

I'm working on this, but it's... uh... it's gonna be pretty long. :D Gonna try for getting it up this weekend, but may not be until Mon/Tues.

Matt/Liam/Marisha, double penetration

[(Anonymous)]

I just want double penetration of any sort, with any recipient. Bonus points for D/s dynamic, especially with sub!Matt because the guy needs a damn break. Double bonus points for the recipient getting totally overwhelmed/overstimmed. Triple bonus points for multiple orgasms or edging.

Re: Matt/Liam/Marisha, double penetration

[(Anonymous)]

ahhh i know this is old but good threesome good prompt i second it A Lot

Liam/Everyone

[(Anonymous)]

In which the whole thing where Vax kisses everyone in sight? That isn't just in-game. I want something where Liam is the cast bicycle, basically.

Re: Liam/Everyone

[(Anonymous)]

this prompt may be months old but!!! it is a good prompt and i second it!!! more liam x everyone pls

Liam/Sam, fluffy smooches n stuff

[(Anonymous)]

ahhh i spent like ten minutes writing up a nice fancy-sounding prompt but honestly all i want is Liam and Sam being bffs and kissing because who says you can't kiss your best friend?? consensual polyamory or queerplatonic kisses, idc, i just love these boys

everyone/everyone, hooking up

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a sucker for get-together fics tbh? So I wanted to request something where the whole cast slowly becomes a big poly cuddle pile.

Liam/Sam not just teasing

[(Anonymous)]

Ok so new podcast episode and I can't even with these two

I just need some cute fluffy porn plz like they're not just teasing each other

Back to my hidey hole now

Re: Liam/Sam not just teasing

[(Anonymous)]

heyo i've been working on this for a while, it might take me a bit of time to finish but you can look forward to some of these boys in ur future

'Liam's Quest'-verse Fic

[(Anonymous)]

(The one-shot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Tdl6GhiSI8)

"You four have adventured together before, and you'll do it again. You've lived a thousand lives before this together, you'll live a thousand more after this ... You know that you are linked, and have been throughout eternity."

So - gen feat. some weird fate-forged moirallegiance between the main four, please? Including Bixby of course, because he's a pug in a pseudo-Lovecraftian time-jump nightmare. :)

(Honestly I'd love practically anything set in Liam's 'verse, aside from outright smut)

Now you nod your head, in 'Risha's sidecar, Matt/Marisha, PG, 1/1

[(Anonymous)]

((This is little and it only includes the two LVL 20 cameos but I loved their moment so much. The first referenced song is "The Apocalypse in Daddy's Sidecar" by Abney Park and it makes me think of them all the time... Also I'll try and make it up to you by writing a thing for the other four and the pug.

This might be a bit sad with fluff and no porn but... I just... had to?? They are like old gods by now, linked to their strange destiny.))

The desert was even more vast and bleak than it had been before the apocalypse. The ground was ashen and even the tiny bit of vegetation that had survived the worst weather was now dried out, barren and dead. In the middle of the desert in a large, lopsided tire track donut stood a motorcycle with a sidecar. A guitar rested on the seat, multiple stickers covering the dirty wood. Two hundred feet away, two people sat on an incline, watching the ruins of a city that once was at the horizon burn. One of them was a woman, her hair long and the color of fire. She wore camo pants, military boots and a black tank top. Her arms were covered in tattoos, the most prominent one a large dragon that wrapped around her entire arm and spread its maw over the back of the woman's hand, which was currently holding onto the hand of the man beside her. The man's hair was shorter, but still shoulder length. He was clad in simple jeans, t-shirt, sneakers and a leather jacket. His soft expression clashed with the rough looking rocker exterior. He rubbed his thumb over the ring on the woman's finger and smiled at her.

After a while, she sighed.
"Do you think they made it?"
He squinted in the distance, humming to himself as if in thought. The notes seemed to weave and flutter in the air for a moment, and there was a dark purple flash in his eyes.
"I can't sense their presence on this plain. Maybe they found their way back..."
"Could they be dead?"
Their hands squeezed a little tighter.
"I don't think so."
"I hope you're right, babe."

The motorcycle was well cared for, but it still roared like the shittiest dragon in the world.
The man was nodding his head to the beat of the song he was belting out over the noise while his wife kept her gaze on the horizon. Maybe, somehow, their friends would return. Maybe, somehow, they were still alive.

"We've got three wheels and a frame of rust
Blue skies above, and behind us dust
Half a tank of gas won’t carry us far,
But I'm safe till apocalypse in 'Risha's sidecar"

She gave her husband an amused glance.
"Isn't the original one saying something about being safe with daddy?"
He gave her a glare.
"It's about a father keeping his kid safe, not some strange apocalypse kink!"
"I got a strange apocalypse kink for you, babe."
He rolled his eyes but the corners of his mouth turned up.
"You're terrible."
"You love me."
"I do."
"Still, those song parodies are getting Scanlan level ridiculous."
"I know. I just miss Sam. And Taliesin and Liam and Laura and Travis."
The motorbike slowed, the motor being just a tiny bit less shitty and loud.
"Me too. I hope they're safe."
Something unspoken hung between them. The knowledge of having seen one of them split apart through dangerous magic aeons ago. They couldn't remember how much time had passed. They had timejumped back and forth so much they had lost all focus on when they were. All they could do was troll the desert each day and search for survivors. Friends. Anyone who wasn't dead.

"Do you ever think about giving up and finding a home somewhere?", she asked one night at the campfire they had lit.
There was a moment of silence.
"No. I can't think of anywhere I would be comfortable not trying to find them."
"Me either."
"And besides, my home is where you are."
"Awh... babe..."
Their hands clasped again, roaring dragon face and multiple wrist bands. Two gleaming bands around ring fingers.

Later, the man began to sing again. He had lots of time thinking about new lyrics now, but the oldies were goodies, and they made his wife, who had rested her head on his shoulder laugh the most.

"Yenk you will be our friend,
travel through the portal and back again!
Your heart is true,
you’re a fiend and a confidant..."

Taliesin/Matt/Marisha, dragon vengeance

[(Anonymous)]

So I just got to episode 54, and Matt was pretty annoyed that they held "his" dragon to the ground for two rounds and used it like a pinata. Which was mostly because of Taliesin's mousetrap dragon trap.

Hows about later on Matt gets his "vengeance" by tying Taliesin up and teasing him relentlessly for a while. Or, if you're feeling especially creative, him tying Marisha and Taliesin together in bed to watch them squirm.

Re: Taliesin/Matt/Marisha, dragon vengeance

[(Anonymous)]

Ooooo. Seconded!

Taliesin/Marisha + or / Matt, Halloween roleplay

[(Anonymous)]

Marisha dressing up as Ripley was just ... too much. I might never recover. She's too pretty! *weeps*

What if Taliesin and Marisha wanted to try roleplaying as Percy and Ripley, in their costumes? "Ripley" captures "Percy" and ties him up to have her wicked way with him, and Marisha and Taliesin struggle to stay in character and keep the voices going during it without collapsing into giggles or being too nice to each other during the scene.
Matt watches and like, leans over Marisha's shoulder to feed her some lines in the voice he uses for Ripley, which she then mimics. Maybe Matt joins in, or just watches. Author's choice.

*crawls into a shame hole*

matt/marisha/taliesin, fluff

[(Anonymous)]

i've been watching a bunch of old periscopes and stuff and i am just...struck by how much i love these three.

just wanted to prompt some nice poly fluff of any kind- cuddles, kisses, weird kinky sex, whatever, so long as it's cute. c:

(big bonus for body worship though because damn)

Re: matt/marisha/taliesin, fluff

[(Anonymous)]

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