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Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!
This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.
What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.
Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.
Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.
How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:
Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers
Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.
I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:
"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"
And now some rules...
While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them tocriticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.
The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.
Now go forth and prompt!
Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!
This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.
What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.
Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.
Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.
How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:
Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers
Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.
I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:
"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"
And now some rules...
- Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
- Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
- Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
- Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
- RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
- Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
- It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
- Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.
While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to
criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.
Now go forth and prompt!
Jester/Caleb Jester needing someplace to sleep
Date: 2020-10-17 12:13 am (UTC)Jester knocking on Caleb’s door and asking if the can stay with him not realizing he only has one bed. One thing leads to another and the two are making out in the bed.
*can be smutty if you want all I want is a hot make out session between the two.
Re: Jester/Caleb Jester needing someplace to sleep
Date: 2020-10-17 02:06 am (UTC)Fill: Jester/Caleb, roommate makeouts, 1/1
Date: 2020-11-21 03:15 am (UTC)The knock against the door was solid but hesitant. "Caleb?" Jester's voice called from the other side. "Is this your room?"
"Ja, Jester," he replied, tucking his book away into its holster. "Come in."
"Hi!" she said, her head appearing around the door. Her eyes darted around the room like they were going to catch some illicit visitor sneaking away. "I'm not bothering you, am I?"
"Never," he replied. "Come in, come in."
She entered the room, closing the door behind her, and leaned against it. "It's good this was your room, Caleb! I thought I might be asking some completely random stranger if I could room with them, and that would be so awkward…" she trailed off, looking around the room again. "Caleb, you only have one bed!"
"Well, I am only one person," he pointed out. Her words finally registered as he spoke, and his brows knitted, squinting at her. "Wait. Room with them? You are asking to room with me?" He looked past her to the door. "Are Beau and Yasha okay?"
"Oh, they're okay, all right," she said. She stepped forward and perched on the end of the bed, folding her legs under her. "They're doing just fine." She gave him an elaborate wink.
"Oh!" He felt his cheeks heat up. "Ah. I see. Well." He looked around. "There are blankets enough in here that I will be perfectly comfortable on the floor, do not worry."
"Caleb," Jester said severely, looking at him with reproach. "Don't be ridiculous. We sleep next to each other in the dome all the time! I'm not going to make you sleep on the floor."
"I – "
"No, I'm not going to let you sleep on the floor," she continued. "If you'd rather I go share with Fjord and Caduceus, I can. Caduceus doesn't even like beds, he might not even be using his."
"I – " Caleb said faintly. "You can, if you would like, but no. I'm not uncomfortable having you here. I just don't want to…" he felt his face heat up a bit at the thought of all the ways his body could betray him in his sleep. "Impose," he finished weakly.
"Caleb! I'm the one imposing on you." A wicked twinkle appeared in her eye. "It's imposing for such a good cause, though." She dropped her voice conspiratorially. "Beau and Yasha are gonna schnuggle."
"Oh. That is…a term for it that I have not heard before. But…uh, good for them," Caleb offered. He felt a genuine smile curve at his lips. "I'm happy for them."
"Me too." Jester sighed dreamily. "Yasha wrote Beau a poem. It's all very romantic."
"Yasha…" he repeated, and shook his head in amusement. "I can't picture that."
"I helped her," Jester said. "Beau's gonna love it."
Caleb grinned. "Of course you did. And of course she will."
Jester sighed dramatically, crawling up the bed to flop onto the pillow beside Caleb. "I'm so happy for them," she said, sounding mildly tragic.
"But?" he prompted, looking down at her.
"There's no but!" she said miserably. "I'm just happy for them. And I don't know how to do that. How do you find romance, Caleb?" She turned and propped her chin on her hand, looking at him. "You've been in love. How did you do it?"
"I – " he stammered, feeling the heat rise in his cheeks. "Jester, I am not – "
"You had a girlfriend, Caleb! I've never had that."
"I had…" he hedged. "Things were complicated, Jester. I have been involved with people, ja, but it was not…" he sighed. "It wasn't because of romance. It was because…we needed each other. And maybe that can be romantic, yes, or at least dramatic. But it wasn't…healthy. It wasn't something to aspire to. I don't know how to do it the – " he shrugged. "The right way, if there is a right way. I have no advice to offer you." He considered. "Veth, maybe, could tell you something useful. Her relationship with Yeza is not without its complications, but they love each other deeply. They support each other. That is a better example than anything I could tell you about."
"I bet you and Astrid loved each other," Jester objected. "And supported each other."
"We did," Caleb allowed. "Myself, and Astrid, and Eadwulf." He rubbed a hand over his eyes. "But we were in a situation where we didn't know how to form anything that wasn't destructive." He sighed. "I can't help you with this, Jester. I know even less about romance than you do." He tried to bring some levity back into his voice. "At least you have your books."
"Oh, those are mostly smut," she said breezily. "The romance is pretty perfunctory. Anyway, you must have read as many of them as I have by now!"
A faint smile crossed his face. "I have read some," he allowed.
She wiggled her eyebrows at him. "For the smut?" she asked.
"For the entertainment," he said evenly. "I will read anything. You know this."
"Oooh," her face lit up. "If I look through the library in the tower, will there be smut books in there that I haven't read?"
He smiled. "You will just have to check," he said.
"I'm going to look at every book in there!"
"It will take you a very long time," he pointed out. "There are a lot of duplicates."
"I'm gonna find your porn, Caleb."
"I left you two perfectly serviceable porn books in your room," he reminded her.
"Yeah, but I've read those ones. I want to know about the porn you've read that I haven't." She looked at him closely. "Is it kinky? I bet you're into some kinky shit."
He flushed. "Jester…" he protested weakly.
"You don't have to be embarrassed," she continued. "Everyone's into something." She sighed. "I don't know what I'm into yet," she lamented. "I mean, I know some of the things I like to read about, but maybe that's not the same thing as what I'd actually like. I haven't been able to try anything yet." Caleb made a noncommittal noise, hoping she'd move on to another topic, but she pressed on. "I've barely even kissed anyone. I mean, there was Fjord, and that was nice, but it was more about breathing than really kissing. I think I probably wouldn't kiss like that if I was doing it for real." Her brow furrowed. "I don't know how I'd kiss if I was doing it for real. I've imagined it, of course, but that's not the same as actually doing it."
"No," Caleb agreed, his voice feeling raw. "It's not." She looked up at him, and he caught the moment her eyes darted from his down to his lips. He swallowed, seeing the way her gaze intensified as his lips parted.
"Do you want to kiss me, Caleb?"
He knew how to lie. He had been trained for years to lie, with his words and his expressions and his body. He had not, it turned out, learned how to lie to Jester. "I…" he said uselessly. He squeezed his eyes shut. "Jester…" he breathed out, his voice a warning.
"Because if you don’t," she continued, "that's fine. Just because you like some girls doesn't mean you like all girls, and maybe I'm not your type. That'd be okay. But if you do want to kiss me…" Her voice got closer, and he could feel her shifting on the bed beside him, sitting up, leaning toward him. "I really want to kiss you, too, Caleb."
"No," he choked out, "you don't."
He heard the flash of sharpness in her voice before he finally dragged his eyes open to see it in her expression. "Don't tell me what I want."
"I am not…a good man, Jester."
"No," she said. "You're not, the way you define it. But I have a different definition. And it includes people who love their friends. Who go out of their way to protect them and give them things that they want and need, and things they didn’t even realize they wanted, but they really, really did. People who let their friends come and interrupt their quiet study time, and sleep in their beds, and who have maybe done some shitty things in their life, yeah, but are trying. Trying to make up for it, and to be better, and to make themselves something that they didn't think they were capable of being before." She looked at him seriously. "I've known bad men, Caleb. You're not one of them."
She leaned in, and there was a moment where she paused just long enough that he could have turned away if he wanted to, could have leaned out of her space, broken the moment, and they would have laughed awkwardly and curled up separately for sleep, never speaking of it ever again.
He didn't want to. He desperately didn't want to.
Instead, he let her lips land warm and soft against his. He didn't lean into it, didn't take anything further than what she was offering, but his lips met hers gently, and when her tongue swept over his bottom lip, his mouth fell open for her eagerly.
It was all heat after that, heat and soft warmth, and the taste of her, the intoxicating drag of her tongue against his, the weight of her body settling onto his lap, her hands curling around his jaw, holding him steady to kiss him deeper. Her teeth nipped against his lip, drawing a gasp from him.
"Oh," she breathed out, and did it again, her teeth sinking in harder this time, and he couldn't help but let out a moan, feeling the sweet sting of pain spread through his whole body. "See," she said against his lips, letting out a giggle, "I knew you were into kinky stuff," and her tail wrapped around his wrist, pinning it to the bed.
He twisted his hand in her grip, brushing a thumb over the flat part of the tip of her tail. She gasped sharply into his mouth and kissed him with renewed energy, her tail gradually unwinding and thumping excitedly against the bedspread. He wanted to lift his hands, to hold her by the hips, brace her against him, but he held back from touching until she let her hands drift down his neck, his chest, closing around his arms and pulling his hands around her.
"Hold me?" she asked, and there was a desperate plaintiveness to her tone that stripped every ounce of restraint from him. His hands found her sides, slid up her back, and gathered her close to him as they kept kissing, breathless, endless.
"I – " she said finally, her lips full and dark when she pulled away from his. She shifted her hips against him, the pressure tantalizing against his stiffness. "If you want, we could – " and he could see color rising in her cheeks.
"I like this," he assured her. "We can, if you'd like to, but this is…" he lost his words, and drew her in for another kiss instead. "I could do this for the rest of my life," he said against her lips.
"Mm," she agreed, "me too." She tilted to the side, rolling them easily, burrowing down into the pillows and curling around him. He let his hands move freely across her body over her clothes, and she arched into every touch.
She ran her fingers along the strap of his holster. "Do you sleep with this on?"
"Usually, ja," he said. He gestured toward his coat, draped on a chair beside the bed. "The spellbook is there. It has gotten too big for me to keep on me."
"You've learned a lot," she said. She hooked a finger into the leather, and he expected her to ask him to take it off, but instead she just used her grip on it to tug him in for another kiss.
They curled there like that kissing and touching lazily for what may have felt like hours to anyone who couldn't tell precisely how much time had passed. Gradually, her kisses trailed down his neck, and she burrowed her face there. He curled his fingers into her hair, tracing the edges of her horns and feeling her shiver against him.
There was so much to think about, the ramifications and consequences of this, but as he felt her breathing start to go soft and even against his skin, he found that he couldn't hold on to any of them. They escaped his mind, chased away by the solid weight of the warm curl of her body against his.
He turned in her arms, pressing his back to her, and for the first time that he could remember since he was a child, he drifted effortlessly off to sleep.
Re: Fill: Jester/Caleb, roommate makeouts, 1/1
Date: 2020-11-21 06:26 am (UTC)Re: Fill: Jester/Caleb, roommate makeouts, 1/1
Date: 2020-11-21 11:07 am (UTC)