criticalkink | CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!

Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to

criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.

Now go forth and prompt!

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From: (Anonymous)

I adore classic fic tropes, and I want to see Caleb get in any of the following fantastic situations. Preferably with one of the boys, but I'll accept any of the 9 except Nott.
✔️ Accidental mind link (either they read eachothers' thoughts or feel eachother's sensations or both)
✔️ Huddle together for warmth
✔️ Fuck or Die
✔️ Sex Pollen
I think you catch my drift.
If this isn't specific enough I can delete the post

From: (Anonymous)

Not really looking for a pairing here - I just really want more fics out there of Caleb jerking it to the smut he reads alone.

Don't mind whatever kinks you want to go down, so long as no non-con or dub-con involved. If you can somehow involve Caleb's adorable awkwardness in the set-up or aftermath, I would be forever grateful.

From: (Anonymous)

I heard 'cloud of pollen' in tonight's episode and my entire brain screamed SEX POLLEN because it just be like that sometimes so

I'd super appreciate some sex pollen fic, with that classic hit 'they gotta fuck right there and can't wait to get back to civilization'
no non/dub-con, please!

From: (Anonymous)

When she joins them, her and Calebs soul marks glow. Caleb wants none of it. Loving someone is a dangerous thing. (He is a dangerous thing.) Soft slow angst, por favor.

From: (Anonymous)

Arkhan is on the trail of a competing group of Tiamat worshipers who dare to pursue artifacts they are not worthy of using, when he learns of their escaped "vessel".
After tracing the girl down he is initially disgusted by her demeanor but the ferocity barely hidden underneath fascinates him.
He decides to keep her. Maybe she will grow into a worthy vessel for his goddess after all.

From: (Anonymous)

i just wanna see molly getting some love i dont care who (anyone except nott) i do like polynein but yeah just like let the boy cum till he cant think anymore dont care how they get him off im cool with whatever you call his privates just pls not p*ssy (im trans just like i see molly im nb too and im cool with everything but that)

no rape!!!please!!!!!

+having to be held/tied down after a bit
++threesome or more
+++squirting
++++lots of praise
+++++safe words and check ins(dub-con is ok for me if this happens)
++++++molly is smaller than his partner(s) even the girls (especially if its jester)
--------bathroom stuff
-----------transphobia and trans slurs

From: (Anonymous)

Anything with m submissive Fjord would be amazing. No preference for characters at all, just no non-con please! (Dub-con is a-ok)

+ He's never done this before. A little unsure, embarrassed, but very very turned on.
++ His partner(s) find out by accident. Sparring match where he gets pinned, innapropriate jokes, a playful slap to the face or a hand lightly around his throat.
+++ Lots of begging in that beautiful deep voice.

From: (Anonymous)

PEN PAL SEXTING

(can lead to eventual sexing as well, naturally, but give me some of that sweet sweet pen pal sex notes)

From: (Anonymous)

what it says on the tin! could be kidnapping, shady business related to their jobs (to the hawker, even??), or some weird mind shit with fjord's patron, just anything where they're friends who respect one another a ton who abruptly get cornered into this situation. not picky about who tops or what the specifics are, but i really don't want this to edge into woobie caleb territory.

+++ if one or both of them had been checking the other out before this but was too shy to make a move
+++++ communication throughout the whole thing from How They Want To Do This (oops) to how they plan to escape
++++++ BAMF caleb getting them out of whatever the situation is & fjord appreciating him/being very obviously impressed

From: (Anonymous)

Honestly my kink is really just pictures of Nott & Caleb kissing but failing that I would really like to read about him topping her. Super consensual & negotiated, mindful about Nott's issues, but I really like a role reversal where a strong woman enjoys giving up control only in the bedroom. (I am talking about myself here.) I enjoy goblin/human in the same way I enjoy human/big monster or human/long-lived fantasy race. Also important for me for the fic to show how much Nott is cherished/how beautiful she is in Caleb's eyes.

+established BDSM relationship
++working through issues through BDSM
+++explicit aftercare
---humiliation/calling Nott a "monster"
----bathroom stuff, blood

From: (Anonymous)

...of the secret relationship!

Jester & Nott constantly thinking other members of the party are together (they can be or Jester & Nott can be wrong), while in the meantime they're sneaking around with their own secret relationship.

From: (Anonymous)

Put Caleb in a tiefling sandwich.

+Kinks: gentle domming, praise, silly jokes, making Caleb happy/fully sated

-Squicks: nc, rougher stuff

From: (Anonymous)

Mollymauk has Thigh high boots, Caleb's been fantasizing about servicing Molly and taking good care of those boots.

You're free to include any other kink, sex, or headcanon you want here, but I definitely need Caleb getting off from taking care of Molly's boots and Molly being into the devotion he's showing them.

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb is used to physical punishments from his days with Ikithon. He can't really feel like any of his wrongdoings are in the past until he's been punished for them, so he asks one of the Mighty Nein to do just that. It's up to you who he asks, and how into they are. Bonus points for Caleb dealing with any past sexual trauma. And bonus BONUS points for aftercare.

From: (Anonymous)

I would love to read some dom Shakaste being all seductive and smooth with That Voice. I can picture him easiest with Molly but anyone will do.

+spanking
+++if youre using Caleb, genuine punishmenf to make him feel better in the end is a+
++++++loving but harsh is the bomb

From: (Anonymous)

First time for which of them is up to you. How far they go is up to you. How kinky it is is up to you (but after reading that one fic, mommy kink is the BEST for this ship and major bonus points for that.) They have really cool power and protectiveness and shame and everything dynamics and hangups and i would just love to see them going through a sexual encounter for the first time. (Bear in mind im counting virginity as a social construct, so rape doesnt count for a 'first time' if you want to slide non consensual sex into their backstory, this encounter will still count as a first time)

From: (Anonymous)

Title’s self explanatory, but for more detail? Caleb is down for the count with something nasty-throwing up at 3 am, running a *burning* (hint, hint) fever, barely able to breathe or speak. And would really like to sleep for three days straight in a drugged up state, if possible

The Mighty Nein insistent on helping anyways.

-Nott’s going for Mother Hen of Year
-Fjord or Yasha does a splendid bridal carry
-Molly supposedly has a “folk remedy” that works wonders, really
-Jester tries to distract with stories and conversation. Said stories may not be appropriate.
-Beau turns how to know exactly how to tie his hair back

-No major squicks, just seeking a gen + hurt/comfort fic

From: (Anonymous)

Beau thanks Cali for saving her.

It's supposed to just be a quick thing, but Cali keeps calling her "Ms. Beau" and Beau's ... kinda into that. So whenever the group runs into Cali again Beau does something dumb to get Cali to save her so she can thank her.

Eventually it's her turn to save Cali and Cali's turn to thank Beau.

From: (Anonymous)

Hello I am but a simple nasty man with a dumb request. I remember Caleb saying that he's had dreams of Beau being a giant woman (possibly Liam teasing Marisha for her comment on big Yasha or playing off it), but I'd love to see some platonic fucking between big Beau and Caleb, maybe with some added big Yasha.

My only requests are no rape or water sports, Caleb getting a finger or tongue in him and his stomach bulging around it, and, if you add Yasha, to consider making her trans (but no transphonic slurs pls)

From: (Anonymous)

Sooo I'm not even done listening to last night's episode, but I need Mollymauk to fuck around with the Viagra potion. Preferred pairings with Caleb or Fjord or both, I'll take anything, serious or crack!

From: (Anonymous)

cw for vomit/squick

So. I'm nasty as hell and ever since Molly tasted Fjord's seawater puke I've had thus idea plaguing my mind. Fjord continues to vomit seawater and Molly finds it incredibly arousing. I'm lookin' for licking, kissing, puking during a blowjob and anything else you can think of.

(I'm sorry)

From: (Anonymous)

Give me Beau and Caleb platonically fucking the soul out of each other. It’s intimate and considerate and they’re genuinely sexually attracted to the other but they’re not romantic and are both are crushing on other people
+ lighthearted teasing about their crushes
++ some sort of plot about how they got here and where they’re going
+++ potentially evolving into polyamory or an open relationship
++++ aftercare, cuddling, deep conversations
+++++ Beau pegging or otherwise penetrating Caleb

From: (Anonymous)

Jester gets kidnapped, and Fjord will stop at nothing to get her back.
At one point he tries to torture information out of a trained Myriad operative who's having none of it, so our warlock strong-arms Caleb into lending his fire powers to the task. After initial resistance, the wizard is terrifyingly good at interrogation.
The rest of M9 is taken aback, but Fjord is impressed. This version of Caleb would be so much more useful to have around, he'll need to see how to coax it out more often.
The wizard's initial crush died down after he stopped encouraging it, but never fully went away - not that the man would ever act on it. It's time to see if Fjord can still get Caleb to respond so well to praise when it's not his magic he's admiring.
---------------------------------------------------------------
very bad no good darkfic pls. all the warnings
emotional manipulation on Fjord's side, and well before we get to sexy stuff, too.
Fjord is not really in love with Caleb, if anybody it's Jester he wants, but he's intrigued, and turned on, and in very pragmatic way interested in a skill-set that he doesn't have and Caleb does.
Caleb has a well-repressed attraction, a praise kink and a need to be punished. Fjord thinks he is getting very good results utilizing all three, not knowing he's stepping into way too large shoes of one Archmage of Civil Influence.
i would love for Caleb to turn the tables on him, once his dark side resurfaces for good, and start tapping into that submissive streak our warlock has.

From: (Anonymous)

warnings for drug use/abuse and past sex work under economic duress

after new power reveal Molly is not doing well *at all*

fungal font was a dud, but then the party got stuck at rave central with a side-job, and after three nights of *that* Molly is strung out, wired, exhausted, and seriously contemplating mixing all his new fun treats into his sleepy tea for a chance at one night free of Lucien-related nightmares.

but his plans are interrupted by their resident bookworm wizard, who's also hiding at the upper floors of Blushing Tankard (no surprise there), and who apparently mastered new levels of observation skill where Molly is concerned (big surprise) and decided the tiefling needs babysitting least he'll do something Stupid

any attempts of flustering Caleb into leaving fail, and Molly is ready to vibrate right out of his skin when he's interrupted by
very brusquely offered
very impersonal
and very, VERY good Blowjob
that puts him right to sleep, finally, and Molly is too blissfully relaxed to fully process what was the mumbled response to his incredulous "where by Moonweaver did you learn that" was -
- until next day when a memory resurfaces, and

did Caleb really admitted to resorting to sucking cock in order not to *starve*?

and so Molly is torn between guilt, curiosity, and desire for a repeat performance.
at least his sleepless nights have nothing to do with Lucien now

From: (Anonymous)

I would love Virgin!Caleb getting mercilessly fingered by someone. LOTS of Virgin Kink. They know he's a virgin and tease him about how they have him (literally) wrapped around their finger as they make him come over and over. Caleb's embarrassed but that makes it even better for him.
Bonus points for overstimulation, begging, double bonus points for not touching Caleb's dick at all.
I'd prefer it not be Beau or Yasha. Dubcon is ok but no noncon.