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Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!
This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.
What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.
Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.
Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.
How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:
Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers
Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.
I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:
"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"
And now some rules...
While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them tocriticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.
The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.
Now go forth and prompt!
Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!
This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.
What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.
Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.
Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.
How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:
Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers
Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.
I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:
"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"
And now some rules...
- Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
- Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
- Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
- Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
- RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
- Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
- It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
- Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.
While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to
criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.
Now go forth and prompt!
Re: Caleb - Solo
Date: 2022-05-22 05:04 am (UTC)______
He’d done worse.
It had become a mantra through the years, a trusty rationalization for all the fucked up things he’d done to survive.
This, in fact, was almost such a normal act that it was borderline banal, but nevertheless, his hands somewhat shook with self-disgust as he locked the door of his and Nott’s inn room. No need for alarms this early in the evening. His roommate was drinking with the others for now and he was “studying”.
And he was, indeed, studying, despite the jokes from the others. He brushed an open palm across the faded, cracked, and pocked cloth bound book in his other hand, feeling the wear and tear. It didn’t appear to be anything intensely useful to him at first glance, but sometimes the most important things could be notes or scribbles. He’d found such things before in the raunchiest of novels. He could only imagine another wizard had kept them beside their bed in case of need or inspiration, whichever striking first winning out for the night.
He cleared his throat despite the empty room, taking off his coat and sitting on his bed. Looking around at the simple arrangement, it felt as if he was avoiding the novel in his lap, as if his strength was sapped just by looking at it.
“Okaaay. Here we go.” He muttered to himself, his voice loud in the room despite it being soft and low.
Opening it, he read through the beginning, sighing at the usage of various tropes or language. As he kept reading, the subject material increased in intensity, as it was wont
to do. Caleb actively denied the notable rise in the temperature of his body with another clearing of his throat and loud exhalation.
Mostly bored despite the steady increase in salacious content, he read over a line about one of the main characters about to perform fellatio with mild interest.
His brain conjured an image of a familiar face, soft and beautiful, framed by dark hair and curling horns, impishly smiling lips. The occasional glimpse of a fang and talented tongue until there wasn’t a sign of them at all as those lips wrapped around his flesh.
He felt the sudden rush of air into his chest as he took a sharp breath. The self disgust he’d felt prickling at him earlier blossomed through his chest even as he felt the strain against his trousers, his cock was suddenly at attention.
He pleaded a silent apology in his mind before he continued to read.
He’d done worse.
He carefully set the book down, far more reverently than it deserved, and began slowly untying his trousers, his shaky fingers determined despite their seeming uncertainty. They found the hardness underneath and a soft breath escaped barely opened, chapped lips.
The imagined woman let him slip from her mouth, only to place eager kisses along the shaft, a hand - A blue hand? Scheiße, yes, yes, I know. I’m fucked. - slid under to cradle his balls, squeezing gently and eliciting a groan not from the man in the book, but from the one holding it.
Caleb touched his hot, hard member in accordance with the woman, his brain oscillating between some faceless character and a woman he was increasingly unable to ignore. The feeling in his chest was familiar, but it was not welcome. Her face increasingly filled his mind instead of the book’s character.
Even as he stroked himself, imagining her lips pulling him in again, the wet heat of her, wanting him, he mentally slashed at the emotion boiling in the region of his heart, trying to break it apart. It stayed viciously present, even growing as he swore he could feel the occasional rake of her fangs despite her best attempts, the tinkling joy of her laughter at his sharp inhalation as a result. She was playing with him, and he loved it.
Using his own pre cum and spit for lubrication, he started to jerk his cock in slow, methodical motions, not quite matching with the images of blue skin flashing in his mind’s eye. He relinquished his denial and let himself bask in the sheer pleasure of it for the smallest moment. Flashes of others he’d loved danced behind his eyelids as he felt the ridges of his dick with surprisingly calloused hands, the scrape of his bandages adding an uncomfortable friction that was only making him hotter.
He mentally watched her tongue dart out over the tip of him, swiftly removing a new welling drop of pre cum there, his own thumb following suit in reality. He didn’t see this, as his eyes had closed a while ago, but he didn’t remember closing them of his own volition.
He did see her purple flushed freckles, the way she looked up at him with those wonderfully different eyes, an emotion there he knew he was stupid to hope for.
The rush hit him then, and in flashes he thought about other things. Being inside her. Holding her. Kissing her. Watching her flush that wondrous color because of him, what he was doing to her.
He came blindingly, and only a vague sense of self preservation held him from just falling asleep right there. He did lay there though for a long, agonizing moment, unaware of how he’d come to lay down in the first place.
He also didn’t realize he’d neglected to pick the book back up until then, but the mess he’d made caught his hazy attention instead. He unwrapped the messed bandages on his right hand and cleaned up with them, shoving them into a pocket.
To wash later, he thought, once again, despite his party’s commentary, he wasn’t entirely physically disgusting.
Just mostly. He allowed himself a small chuckle at the patheticness of the entire situation, but it ended in just a sorry excuse for a wisp of air.
As he procured just slightly less nasty wraps from another pocket, he stared unseeing at the wall, on autopilot. He was lost in the deluge of self hatred from even allowing the images into his head. She deserved better than him, and always would.
The book taunted him. He glanced through it for any potential magic knowledge and, regrettably but not surprisingly, found none. He sat for a moment, simply trying to catch his breath.
“I’m in trouble.” He muttered under his breath. He picked up the book again.
He’d done worse.
Re: Caleb - Solo
Date: 2022-05-22 05:59 am (UTC)