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CR Campaign One: Vox Machina era (characters)

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god, just anything with percy having a Thing for vex's breasts and vex letting him indulge himself for a night because hey, they ARE pretty great and she loves how much percy loves them. especially the idea of vex jumping the idea of a titfuck on him because god, he didn't even know that was a thing but now that she's mentioned it he can't stop thinking about it.

bonus for them trying (and perhaps failing?) to not get caught by the rest of the party

god just anything kind of fluffy and sweet with percy taking care of his wife, especially with percy giving her a blowjob because that man is just good with his mouth no matter what

This is where he belongs, he thinks; here, on his knees, at her feet. There is no place else in the world where he feels quite so at ease, where his head quiets to a singular, echoing thought, like the peal of a church bell: Vex, Vex, Vex.

She cups his chin with her hand, thumbs running over the stubble of his beard, and lifts his eyes to meet her gaze. Sometimes there is a hardness to them that cuts to his core, makes him feel like what they are doing is more ritual than sex; but today there is none of that. Today her eyes are soft, her mouth curved into a nervous smile.

“How are you doing, darling?”

He gazes up at her, turning his head to the side to kiss the palm of her hand. “Splendid.”

He carefully removes his glasses and folds them to set aside. She giggles while he does--at the formality, of it, maybe, or just the sight of him blinking and squinting.

When his right hand comes to rest on her hip, rough and calloused fingers stroking the naked skin there, she stops laughing. He can feel her breath catch all the way in her stomach as her hand tangles in the shock-white locks of his hair.

His other hand drifts up her leg, to the soft hair between her thighs, to wrap cautiously and reverently around the length of her cock. He gives her a gentle stroke, relishing in the feeling of warmth under his palms: his wife, the Lady of his house, the intimacy that comes with it, the privacy, the trust--

“Get on with it, Percival,” she teases, and he leans forward to take her into his mouth.

She inhales sharply and can’t help herself bucking forward into his mouth; he braces for it, used to it by now, and steadies himself against her hips as he works over her cock. Her hands still rest in his hair, pushing and pulling with tiny micromovements of her hands as she shudders.

He is, if nothing else, very good with his mouth, and he never lets her forget it--lavishes her with his tongue, flicking over the tip and then swallowing her down to the base while she whines above him. Listens when she gasps, but never keeps a steady pace, doesn’t let her get used to it.

“You’re such a fucking tease,” she groans, and he looks up and winks at her. She tilts her head back, exposing the base of her neck, and he returns to the task before him with renewed vigor.

“I love you,” she breathes, and he feels the blood rushing to his own cock, digs her fingers harder into her hips. “I fucking love you, oh, god--”

He feels the muscles in her thigh clench as she starts to come, and he leans forward to bury his forehead into the soft of her belly as she does, swallowing her down greedily as she--the love of his life, his heart, his future--gasps and shakes her way through her orgasm, pressed tight as she can to him, body to warm and yielding body.

Re: Body and Soul, Percy/Vex with Trans Vex, M

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I don't care if it's with Vox Machina (and Friends?) or just random NPCs, if it's con or dub/noncon (although con noncon with VM is very good), I just want to read about Vex getting absolutely stuffed and wrecked. Double penetration/double vaginal is a big thing for me, so if that could be worked in somehow I would be totally grateful.

I also don't mind Vax being involved so do with that what you want if you're going the VM route. Preferably no Tary involved since his interests don't fall in her direction LMAO.

just anything with percy and vex in a situation where others are watching them have sex and them both getting off on it. i'm especially partial to a) them being in a strange sort of noble situation on a diplomatic visit where other noble couples are openly having sex too b) some sort of ritual/ceremonial sex where other people are watching

let grog 'i've always wanted to be a dog toy' strongjaw get wrecked by his beautiful powerful druid friend 2k17

Straight forward. Pike and Scalan, first night together.

Craven Edge "convinces" Grog that it needs more blood while the party is rather isolated (maybe camping? just, the only people around are vox machina). Cue Percy, face in the dirt and Craven Edge pressing at his throat as Grog fucks him into the dirt. As Grog fucks Percy into the blade, Percy feels himself growing weaker and it becomes more difficult to fight back as Grog grows proportionally stronger.

Do you mind if it's con noncon? I'd be willing to write it either way, just depends what you prefer.

OP! Re: Grog/Percy Noncon using Craven Edge

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Re: OP! Re: Grog/Percy Noncon using Craven Edge

(Anonymous) - 2019-03-19 06:37 (UTC) - Expand

Vex being pregnant with their first child and just feeling exhausted and not great about herself, with Percy stepping in to make her feel beautiful and relaxed? Preferably with a massage and attention to her breasts and just... Percy being a good husband and trying to make her feel good, both physically and mentally.

Replying to this to 1. remind myself and 2. let you know yes, absolutely, I'm here for it, expect a fill within the next few days

Vex can't replace everything her brother was to Keyleth, but sex ... sex she can do

Matt said the group got really lucky with their stealth checks when they went back to the Feywild to see the theater. What if they hadn't?

Prefer this to be a dubcon thing where it's an opportunity for group sex that they've always sort of wanted to act on or just a more public version of a relationship they're already in, than strictly noncon

(I know Tary was there too, but given his sexuality I'd rather he not be involved -- maybe he wandered off on his own, or it's a different trip, or whatever)

I'm imagining Tary being the only one out of them to make his stealth check: the big shiny human with his armor and his helmet and probably Doty with him getting a nat 20 while all the others fail.

Mildly out of character entirely permitted, as the two honestly seemed to get along quite well in canon. BUT, an intensely jealous Percy fucking Tary's brains out is just lovely.

Every conversation they have makes me want to go shake the internet until more Vax/Raven Queen falls out, so really, anything for this pairing. Maybe Vax becomes her consort after he dies for good, or maybe when he visits the Raven's Crest during the time skip he gets asked to prove his devotion.

You and me both OP. The lack of it is so frusturating espically with the amount of stuff we've been given to work with in favour of it!

I've been wanting to write something Vax/The Raven Queen for a while and this has given me a bit of a boost of motivation to continue (or actually finish) something in my folder of drafts. If I do it'll be posted on here asap!!!

Given that the twins refer to each other as looking alike all the time and everything it didn't take much for me to headcanon on of them as trans.

I'd love to see some loving first time together smut, but any trans!Vax Vaxilmore is great!!

Some nice consensual sleep-sex or being-woken-up-by-sex would be wonderful. Any ship is fine, though I prefer one of the ladies as the one sleeping.

just checking op, does 'any ship' include vex/vax? i have some Ideas about the twins playing with keyleth, but it's cool if that's not your thing

Re: Any, somnophilia

(Anonymous) - 2017-08-15 18:40 (UTC) - Expand

Pretty self-explanatory: Percy treating Vex to a night of mindless pleasure after she's been stressed out and worked up over her duties in Whitestone AND he gets to test out one of the new toys he's been working on for her. Vex ending up all overstimulated and begging- and Vex rarely ever begs, usually it's Percy begging- but not actually using her word while Percy lovingly and attentively works her through orgasm after orgasm is just... a very appealing image.

So, remember when Vax took the potion of diminution for the Umbrasyl fight and became gnome-sized? Same idea, except later on in his and Keyleth's relationship when they can do much more fun things with it: Vax fisting Keyleth, marveling at how big and strong she is; Keyleth playing with her love's tiny cock, giggling about how cute he is.

Additional kinks (minus noncon/bathroom play) welcome.

listen i love dom vex as much as the next person but sometimes you just wanna read about your favorite character letting her usually subby husband take control, especially when you headcanon them both as switches with a preference lmao.

i'm partial to bratty sub vex who likes to push percy until he finds a way to shut her up, so do with that what you will, ha.

ah, still op: i should mention i would really love percy dirty-talking vex too, with vex really getting off on it because i'm ride or die for the headcanon that vex has a voice kink and percy's voice, especially when it gets all low? very nice.

Priceless, Vex/Percy, E, 1/1

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Re: Priceless, Vex/Percy, E, 1/1

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Their prank war veers off into another direction.

Kima and Allura get down in the Platinum Sanctuary while trying to hide from the guards.

Raishan tries to get the secret of her cure out of Thordak through... other means.

Kash and Z find themselves hot and needy after a hunt target gets them with some sex pollen. The members of the Slayer's Take help them out.

Bonus: Vanessa uses her tail on one (or both) of them at some point.

Come on, after that potion of love and Percy being so into it and all the play with potential bondage kink. Either Scanlan/Percy with Vex knowing, or with Vex there.

Would love to see Scanlan struggling to take Percy's human sized cock, desperate to be full.

No bathroom stuff, no non-con.

Vesh gets off when Kash calls her his god. Even if she forces him to.

[ what an Excellent prompt, friend. CN: scars, dubcon, praise kink. ]

"Kashaw."

Kash digs his elbow into Keyleth's side without opening his eyes. Does she never sleep?

Apparently not, because he's barely settled back against the tree trunk when he hears her whisper again, so closer to his ear he can feel her breath hot against his skin. "Kash. Answer a question for me?"

"Shut up." He hisses, bolting upright, ready to ... well, he hasn't thought that far ahead, and then he stops thinking at all at the sight of her. Curled up in a tiny ball reminiscent of Minxie, one hand tucked under her cheek, mouth slightly open and snoring in a way that he refuses to admit is adorable.

Cautious now, he looks around their makeshift camp. Z and Vex are perched several trees over, ostensibly keeping watch but he's not sure they have eyes for anything but each other, considering how closely their heads are bowed together, Vex's hands in Zahra's hair. Everyone else seems just as asleep as Keyleth, still and calm while the wind settles over them.

Almost eerily still.

Oh.

Took you long enough, husband. Her voice is in his head now, darkly amused, and he covers his ears uselessly anyway. Do you want me to take the druid girl so you could have her? You only need —

"No!" Kash snaps, loud enough that Keyleth stirs and makes a vague unhappy noise. He freezes, but she just rolls over, still lost to dreams. No, he thinks, you don't get her. You don't get any of them.

She laughs, seemingly unconcerned. Then follow me.

Years ago he might have fought, might have pulled at his hair and kicked the ground in fury at the order, follow me, as if he had any choice but to do so for every second she kept him alive, follow me as though she still held sway over this plane. Now, though, he just makes his way down to the ground as silently as he can, walks down to the lake like an offering, or at least a distraction: anything to keep Her away from Vox Machina — from Z's friends — from his sister and Keyleth and —

Your attention wanders.

"Yeah, well." The wind is wilder at the water's edge, the storm his wife always brings closer and closer to the surface. He's far enough around the bend of the lake he should be well hidden from Z and Vex. "End of the world, and all that."

I know, She says, and he doesn't want to think about why she sounds so silkily pleased with herself. You're learning new spells, now. Spells to deny me my due. Or perhaps to bring me back?

He hasn't cast Revivify in more than five years, and rather doubts it's a coincidence that's She's been much, much more talkative ever since then. "You don't get to talk about dues without mentioning your head start," he says, and pretends the shiver that wracks his whole body is only from the wind.

(The wind, too, is Hers.)

We're even, now. Kash knows her for a liar, knows the names and numbers of dead where he keeps them safe in the static whole of cold pink midsummer mornings before the storms of Her afternoons.

Knows that She counts far more than bodies in the calculations of Her cosmology as She rises. "My Lady."

Why should I allow you to keep your magic, when others know my name thanks your work? I could have any of them, if I wished.

"You like me best." It's not quite a certainty, not quite a hope, but the veil between Her plane and this is not so thin that this can be easy for Her.

And you don't extend the same courtesy to me. If an entity of gleefully malevolent evil could sound petulant, Kash thinks, that would be how he would describe her presence. Instead, he watches the barely-there waves lap at the shore, pulling mud and snow and the few plants still clinging to the soil down with much more force than before.

"So," he says, before the silence can stretch on. "You don't usually want to just talk during our little chats."

If he offers, if he offers this time, then maybe —

Smart boy, she croons, and then She's more than a voice, more than a presence, She's in him, in their scars and his mind and Kash feels like he's in freefall.

She slips under his skin so easy, always does, and the pain that rips through the scars they've both left on him never leaves new marks. She flows through him easier than air, easier than blood, like she knows the reason he's never found a new home is because he is to be Her home first of all.

She touches him everywhere, all at once, wind like hands on his throat, his heart, his hips, creeping between his legs. Kash can feel himself getting hard despite the cold as ghostly fingers slide teasingly along his cock. He wants his wife less than he wants most things in life, but She's trained him well.

And — he chokes on a moan — it has been so, so long.

Cold trails slip down his body like icy tentacles, curling around his thighs and pressing so hard he staggers, legs shifting further apart as the seam of his breeches digs into his erection. Her touch is so much more impersonal like this. So much worse.

Who's touching you? Kash bites his lip, closes his eyes so he doesn't have to see his body moving under Her touch.

"You," he says. Not a lie. Not the truth She wants.

The cold where She grips him turns, for a fleeting second, into pain, cuts sharper and less visible than the ones their knives made. Do better, husband. The pressure on his cock tightens.

"Someone who can't be seen."

The lake lashes out at him, a whiplike crack of water across his face, and he falls to his knees. I am everywhere. His cock twitches against his breeches, and he flushes and the rough slide of skin on fabric.

"My Lady."

There's too much at stake now, too many people close by who could be hurt. Kash can feel his resolve cracking, splitting apart just like his skin under his own teeth, his own fingernails, as he tries to hold back. Closer. He feels Her presence press against his ass, not breaching him, just resting between his cheeks as a threat or a promise or —

"A promise."

He hadn't meant to speak aloud, but as soon as the words leave his lips everything that She is is gone — and almost before he's fully noticed that She rushes back into him with such force that he falls to his hands and knees. Who did you make a promise to, Kashaw?

He can feel the tears turning to ice on his face as he murmurs, "Vesh. I — I promised my god."

And he feels too Her ecstasy, something exploding in his chest like he's been struck by one of Percival's bullets. The shock of it tears through him so deeply he topples fully to the ground, rolls to his back and when he brings his hands up to his chest and he's almost surprised when they touch just his shirt, and his unbroken skin.

It feels wrong, that She should be able to do this to him and leave no outward sign but the damp stain darkening his crotch. The blood the first time was easy, the words She drags from his throat after that harder every time.

That wasn't so hard, was it? She would sound breathless, if She needed air. Kash can feel her presence slowly seeping from the rest of his body, coalescing once more into Just the voice in his head. It does nothing for the sticky mess between his legs, and he shifts uncomfortably on the ground.

You worship so well, sweet boy. One would almost think you'd been practising on someone other than me.

Kash buries his face in the snow and tries to lead Her to any thoughts other than those of bright red hair, sparkling brown eyes, a long, crimson tail.

Nevermind, She huffs, and he feels the memory of her teeth scraping his cheek. Just remember, any of them could be mine as well. This is what you buy, with your sweet words.

Kash doesn't move, barely breathes. Slowly, too slowly, she leaves, in bits and pieces with too many parts left behind. The snow is even colder when she's gone.

Still on the ground, Kashaw waits for morning.

I've been convinced Pike's crush is Percy or Vex for over a year at this point, and as much as I love the married couple, I also love Pike and I'm immensely sad for her if that is the case.

Basically I'd love anything with the three of them in a polyamorous relationship, especially with Pike on the receiving end of both of her lovers' affections. I'm especially fond of either Percy fucking Pike or Vex eating out Pike while Pike goes down on whichever one of them isn't servicing her.

I'm all for d/s elements (and I like all three of them as switches so I'm pretty much fine with any dynamic you could write for these three), the only things I'm not really down for are bathroom play and anything with bloodplay.

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CR Campaign One: Vox Machina era (characters)

Percy/Vex, Breast Worship

Keyleth/Kima; hatesex in the Underdark

Percy/Vex, Trans Woman Vex

Body and Soul, Percy/Vex with Trans Vex, M

Re: Body and Soul, Percy/Vex with Trans Vex, M

Vex, Gangbang

Percy/Vex, Public Sex/Voyeruism

Keyleth/Grog, sub!Grog

A night of firsts - Pike and Scalan

Grog/Percy Noncon using Craven Edge

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OP! Re: Grog/Percy Noncon using Craven Edge

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Vex/Percy, Pregnancy/Body Worship

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Vex/Keyleth, "remind her of me"

Vex/Keyleth/Vax/Pike, the fey made them do it

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Tary/Percy, hate fucking

Vax/Raven Queen, "My beautiful thing"

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Gilmore/Vax, trans Vax

Any, somnophilia

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Percy/Vex - Vibrators/Overstimulation

Vax/Keyleth, tiny!Vax

Vex/Percy | Sub!Vex

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Priceless, Vex/Percy, E, 1/1

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Grog/Vax, sexual pranks

Kima/Allura, public sex, hiding

Raishan/Thordak, sex for cure, hate sex

Kashaw & Zahra/Slayer's Take, sex pollen, orgy

Scanlan/Percy(/Vex) - Literally anything

kashaw/vesh, praise kink

Fill: I May Follow Her Voice To The River; Kash/Vesh; M

Pike/Vex/Percy, Anything