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CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

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Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

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"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

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It was Caleb's ears that were her undoing. Months had gone by and they were unwinding in yet another tavern, after yet another day of chaotic fights and running away from the results of accidents and bad decisions. Molly and Caduceus were debating the finer points of various hallucinogenic plants. Beau was listening to Fjord critique her sailing knots and trying to look like she wasn't listening in on the other conversation. Nott was deep in her cups, with Yasha's enormous hand keeping her upright.

Jester had plopped herself in Caleb's lap, which was a pretty new allowance. (She'd successfully argued that it's no fair that only Frumpkin gets to sit in his lap all the time, and tieflings are practically half cats anyway what with their pointy ears and tails. Caleb may have been super drunk during that debate.) He still blushes and stammers when she does it, but otherwise doesn't argue.

Jester had one arm slung around his shoulders for balance, and the shell of his left ear was perfectly in view, and it was pink. It was pink and little and round, and she actually drank half a tankard of ale this time, and combined with its cuteness and the post-battle high, she couldn't stop herself from taking a little nibble. Caleb immediately froze, going stock still. And that wasn't the only part of him that stiffened.

Well now! Even though Jester thinks about dicks a lot, Caleb's hasn't crossed her mind too much. She'd seen it briefly way back in the bathhouse (admittedly, she'd been more distracted by Molly's decorations and Fjord's all-of-that). Caleb was soft and pale all over, right? She'd bet the rest of him could go just as red as his face. And it was suddenly of vital importance that she check. Just to make sure.

So just as she'd come around to the idea that this was a very welcome turn of events, Caleb leapt out of his seat, dumping her on the floor, and hightailed it to his room. But not before she caught the pained look on his face and suddenly her game wasn't just a game anymore. Not if it was making him feel like that.

"Caleb wait!" She got up and hurried after him, ignoring the looks from her friends.

Caleb was walking quickly, but Jester, panicked into a full on sprint, caught up to him easily in the hall outside their rooms. Without thinking, she crashed into his back and wrapped her arms around him.

"Cayleeebbb! I'm sorry, please don't be mad at me, I don't want you to be upset! You're one of my very best friends and I like you so much, and I like teasing you, but if it's not good and you really really hate it I'll stop, I promise!"

Caleb wasn't saying anything or moving in her hold. She reluctantly released him, hoping he wouldn't immediately run away again. There was still a nervous tension in him, but he seemed to be listening. That was good, right?

"Caleb," she started again, willing him to hear her sincerity. "I'll go away if you want me to. I'll stop all the touching and comments and getting in your way. I'm sorry, and you are very important to me." And then, because she saw no good reason not to be forthright in matters of physical intimacy, "Also, I don't want you to be embarrassed because you got hard. It's really okay, because I thought about it, and I really want to make you come."

That sent a jolt through him, and he huffed a startled laugh, shaking his head a bit. But when he finally turned to look at her, his tiny smile was a little exasperated and a lot fond.

"If that's what you want...Can I at least kiss you first?"

She threw her arms around him in a tight hug born of pure relief, then pulled back to give him that kiss. Caleb eased into it slowly, kissed her sweetly, and Jester's not ashamed to admit it - she swooned a teeny bit. This one definitely counted.

Caleb's face was beautifully pink when they separated, and Jester suddenly remembered her musings on that front. "Can I do it now?"

"Um, ja, that would be, ehm. Yes." He seemed unsure what to do next, but no matter. Jester had no problem with taking point on this.

"Hold on tight, Caleb."

"What? Ack-!"

Jester had ducked down, wrapped her arms around his thighs, and hauled him up and over her shoulder. She marched him to her room and dumped him on the bed, where he didn't quite bounce, the mattress was too shitty for that.

"Was that okay?" she said with a smirk. She didn't really need to ask. His breathing had sped up, his eyes had gone wide, and while she carried him, she had definitely felt Little Caleb sit up and take notice.

"Yes," he breathed.

"That's good, Caleb." She crawled over him. "I'm going to make you feel really good."

Jester wrestled his bulky coat off (and was pleased to discover most of the lingering smell he carried around was from the Weird Wizard Things in the pockets and Caleb himself didn't smell that stinky anymore at all) and had started on his strappy thing when Caleb gently batted her hands away and removed his books with much more care than she would have bothered with. She sat back and used the time to strip out of her outer layers, down to her silky underthings. This distracted Caleb from his own undressing, and his hands hovered between them, hesitating. Jester took his hands and placed them over her shift. "Here, you can feel."

He ran his fingertips over and over her back and sides, seeming entranced with the silky smooth fabric. Yes, he liked that very much.

While he did that, Jester worked on getting his shirt open, and just like she thought, he was flushed there too, and dotted with cute speckly freckles. Jester experimented, pressing her fingertips firmly into his skin, watching the flesh turn white before the blood rushed back to the surface. She drew long lines over his skin, painting fleeting patterns and swirls. On a whim, she sketched a line with one nail, not hard enough to break skin, but with a lot more bite than her fingers. The mark it left was a deeper red, and it lingered. Caleb let out a long, low groan. He was shaking under her.

"Caleb? Are you okay?"

"Ja..." He fought to keep still, with limited success. "It's been... a very long time for me."

"Then I better not make you wait!" And she scooted down out of Caleb's reach and moved to attack his pants.

Jester's seen a lot of dicks, okay, she never lied about that. But she kinda sorta maybe fibbed in the sense that she let her friends believe that she also had a bunch of experience handling them as well. Which she didn't, but that was okay, because she had a pretty good idea what to do with them from intense (hands off) study.

She got the rest of Caleb's clothes off, sat back on his thighs, and settled in just to take a good long look at first. Red, so very red like she'd thought, and already leaking a little. She paused in her scrutiny when she heard a whimper. Caleb's hands were clenched tight in the sheets at his sides, and he was gazing at her with pleading eyes.

She grasped him gingerly and was utterly unprepared for the warmth. He was heat, and softness, and hardness all at once, and completely unlike any of the dozens of assorted sculpture dicks she'd painted up and played with one lazy afternoon. He reacted to every shift of her hand, panting and writhing a little, careful not to buck up and out of her grip.

She moved her hand over him, watching his reactions, and it was fascinating. With one hand, she had someone completely at her mercy, and she felt powerful. But also... inexplicably lonely. When she'd observed the Ruby at work, her Momma was cool, and classy, and always in control. Did she also feel like something was missing?

Jester's confidence was starting to falter just a bit at this realization, and then Caleb was stretching one hand out, trying to reach her. "Bitte...come back?"

Jester could do that. She maneuvered back up to him, a little awkwardly, letting go of him at one point so she could find a good position. She ended up cuddled up close to his side, his lips and ears in easy kissing distance. His arms went back around her, and one hand came up to gently pet her hair. She could see right into his blue eyes in his red face. Blue like a blueberry, and he'd called her that once, and the memory rose up warm in her chest and spread outward and she needed to share that heat with him or else she'd burn up alone. She curled even closer to him, arms, legs, and tail wrapping him in a full body hug. She kissed him again, and felt quite a bit better for it.

Honestly! Jester had started this endeavor with a goal in mind, and now she was getting distracted by this...sudden, floaty, romantic feeling for her friend who was mysterious and weird and funny and so, so sweet to her. She'd promised to make him feel good, and definitely wanted to follow through, so she wiggled a hand between them and took hold of Caleb's dick once more, struggling to stay on task when he began groaning and murmuring soft, probably Zemnian things into her neck.

They continued moving together until he finally came with a gasp, his head tossed back and mouth open, face suffusing with yet another lovely shade of red that Jester was sure was entirely new. She was going to have to start cataloging them at this rate. No reason not to start now.

Jester ended up sprawled directly on top of Caleb, and she rested her chin on her hands on his chest, looking up. (After she wiped them off. That was another thing that was as expected and yet also not.) Frumpkin sometimes perched on his belly or chest like this and she could now agree, it was a very good spot to be. Caleb was warm, and it put her close enough to admire the lingering flush on his face.

Caleb’s hands had returned to the silk at her waist, moving in long, slow strokes as his breathing evened out. His fingers traced patterns over the fabric, then, seeming emboldened, dipped to the hem for just a moment.

"Jester, is there...would you like me to do something for you?"

"Hmm." She wanted to keep looking. "Maybe later. But thank you, Caleb!" She dropped a quick kiss to his chest. Then she poked the skin again, watching the colors shift in her fingers' wake. It was true, she did want to keep looking. But also, she felt the need to pause and take stock, of not only her first successful go at pleasing a sex partner, but also the feelings that had unexpectedly welled up in her in the moment.

While she wondered where to start puzzling things out, Caleb's hands were warm on her waist, just holding. She liked that. But his brow had developed that little furrow he got when he was thinking too hard about something. She liked that less.

"What's wrong Caleb?"

"Nothing," he tried to assure. "I just can't believe... I suppose I don’t understand why you wanted to do this with me. And not someone more..." Caleb waved one hand in the air, seeming unable to find the words.

It was a fair question and it deserved some thought, especially since from a different angle, Jester was already wondering the same thing. She propped her chin in one hand to think about it. What was nice about Caleb? He isn't smutty-novel-cover suuuper handsome like Fjord. Now that she's seen his dick up close, she's decided that it isn't as nice as Molly's (but still pretty good). But he is super responsive to the littlest teasing, flustering and turning red so easily which is really really cute.

Caleb can get standoffish like the cats he likes so much when he's really absorbed in his books or new magic. It can be hard to get him to hang out and have fun with the group. He tries to pretend he doesn't care about their friends as much as he does, but then he makes her promise not to go walking off at night alone, and asks if her Momma loved her and took good care of her as a little girl. He laughs at her jokes. He hardly ever smiles or laughs for anyone else, but he laughs for her. She thought of the softness in his voice as he promised he would see her back home.

There were lots of reasons, really. Too many to talk about all at once right now, but she could let him have at least one. So she smiled and snuggled into him, poking a nipple. "Cayyyy-leb. Pink is my favorite color."

Maybe it was a little mean to deflect from the more serious thoughts she was having, but Caleb huffed out a little laugh. Jester loved making him laugh, because he always seemed a little surprised that he could laugh. So as long as it made him happy, Jester decided that it was a good answer. At least for now.

Coda: "Hey Beau, it's Jester. Caleb's naked in our room and I'll probably be naked in a bit too, so you maybe don't want to come-"

"-back to the room for awhile okay? I mean, I don't care, but Caleb says you have a rule not to talk about each other's-"

"-sex lives or something? You should probably stay with Nott tonight. Ohhh, or maybe see if Yasha wants some company if you know what I-"

"...What the fuck, Jester."

OP, you are a GIFT to us all, oh my goodness!! There is so so much to love about this - your Jester voice is lovely and I really like the notes you made about what she likes about Caleb. The mix between her feelings of friendship and romance were so honest and sweet and good. God! Love this so much, thanks so much for being the hero we need but don't deserve.

Thank youuuu, you are so sweet to say so. I'm glad you enjoyed. :)

I don't have much to say that wasn't already said, but I love this so much!! Thank you for sharing! I was super eager to see it filled and positively thrilled when you said you were working on something, and this is just wonderful! I love it so much!! "Pink is my favorite color!" *dies a dramatic death* 💕💕💕

Can you believe "Pink is my favorite color" was the literal punchline of the fic in its original concept when it was a more comedic pwp about Jester thirsting for his flesh? XD But then traces of angst and ~feelings~ crept in due to emerging canon info, and ahhh, I love what it turned into. Thank you for commenting!

Holy heck this fic is SOOOOOO good! So hot and cute and very in character and I love how Jester loves making him blush and awwww this was lovely.

I hope you have an AO3 and post this there someday, I'd love to bookmark it.

Thank youu. :)

I just posted it the other day, now with a title!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16968687

This was so sweet and soft, also your Jester voice is on point the entire thing flowed like it was half 3rd party narrator half internal narration by Jester.

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