Critical Role Kink Meme (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
criticalkink) wrote2018-01-12 12:06 pm
criticalkink) wrote2018-01-12 12:06 pm
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CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)
The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!
Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!
This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.
What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.
Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.
Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.
How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:
Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers
Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.
I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:
"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"
And now some rules...
While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them tocriticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.
The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.
Now go forth and prompt!
Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!
This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.
What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.
Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.
Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.
How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:
Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers
Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.
I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:
"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"
And now some rules...
- Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
- Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
- Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
- Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
- RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
- Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
- It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
- Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.
While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to
criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.
Now go forth and prompt!
The Long Game, Caleb/Caduceus(/Fjord/Jester) E (1/2)
(Anonymous) 2019-09-02 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)Little more Jester and Fjord in than I originally planned-- Hope you're down with all this OP.
CW: public sex, kink games in a public space (consent from immediately involved parties), some polynein, magical cockcage?, Absolute Disregard for D&D magic rules
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Caleb kept his breathing slow and even, pushing down his anxiety. If he couldn't keep it together now, there was no way he would be able to pull this off. He would win this.
Caduceus sat next to him in their small booth, all toothy smile and long, relaxed limbs. Caleb's traitorous memory supplied him with images of those long limbs spread open and Caleb between them, tracing enchantments and symbols across the firbolg's skin as he panted and trembled. Caduceus looking down at him with anticipation and wonder.
Deep and even breaths. Caleb and Caduceus were not the only ones at their tucked-away table this evening, Fjord and Jester sat across from them, cheerfully chatting about the town they found themselves in. Caduceus leaned forward to join the conversation, large hands cradling a metal tankard.
It was just spiced cranberry juice, but Caleb had pointed out earlier that the appearance of drinking could excuse a lot of flushed, uncoordinated behavior. Caduceus had smiled at that, and asked how flushed and uncoordinated he expected to make him.
Very. He had said. I'll be fucking you senseless in front of everyone.
He just had to stick to the plan.
The rules of the game were simple enough-- if Fjord or Jester could catch them, and guess what Caleb was doing to Caduceus, they'd get to tease Caduceus next. If they guessed wrong, however, Caleb got to dom them the next night. Technically the game had been going for a week, and Jester had already blown a guess two days earlier during their long cart ride here.
Caleb waited until Caduceus was mid-sip from his tankard, and gestured slightly, sending an invisible hand slowly stroking along the underside of Caduceus' cock.
Caduceus choked on his drink.
"Are you alright, Caduceus?" Fjord's eyebrows furrowed.
The firbolg caught his breath. "I'm fine. It went down the wrong pipe." Caduceus smiled at Caleb. "I'll just have to be more careful next time."
Caleb returned the firbolg's easy smile, but internally he felt like tinder being showered with bright sparks.
He ran his fingers underneath the bottom of the table, and set the mage hand at a slow, teasing pace. The enchantments that Caleb had wound around Caduceus' cock earlier would prevent the firbolg from forming a very large, noticeable tent, at least.
Also, Caduceus couldn't cum until it was released. A pleasant bonus, Caleb thought.
Caduceus managed to hold up astonishingly well over the next couple of minutes, even as Caleb increased the pressure and added a second hand to cradle his balls. He managed to smile and laugh at the right lulls in the conversation and even recommended a few teas to go with Jester's recently acquired pastries. Slowly, though, Caleb began to see small flaws in the facade, a moment where the firbolg's eyes went out of focus, and a faint blush creep up past the collar of his silken shirt.
Caleb gestured against the table, and Caduceus stiffed, sitting a little straighter as he felt something gently press against his entrance.
"You are very soft, Mr. Clay." Caleb took the opportunity to lean on Caduceus, as if the watery beer he'd been downing had been getting to him. With his hidden hand, he began to massage little calming circles into Caduceus' back. "Like a big pillow."
Caduceus laughed, a little breathier than usual, but the sound still resonated through Caleb's body. He could feel Caduceus relaxing even as he let himself melt into the warmth of the laugh.
"Cayyy-leb, you're drunk!" Jester exclaimed.
"Ein bisschen, ein bisschen... " Caleb said, taking in the smoothness of Caduceus' silk shirt and the heat underneath. "A little bit..."
He briefly buried his face in Caduceus' shoulder and cast Message.
Are you ready, Liebling? Do you want my magic inside of you? Caleb sent. After this, the real game begins.
Yes. Caduceus took a shaky breath. I'm ready, Mr. Caleb.
Caleb pulled away from the firbolg's shoulder, keeping one hand on his back, fingers splayed against the dormant enchantments woven there. Flicking his thumb, he activated the first. He had prepared Caduceus earlier, of course, but it didn't hurt to have a little extra help.
Caleb's expression was drunkenly pleasant, but he kept his half-lidded eyes locked on Caduceus' reactions, drinking in every flicker of expression as Caduceus felt Caleb's third mage hand slip inside his wet and waiting entrance.
Chest heaving under deeper, ragged breaths, Caduceus' eyes began to flutter shut. Caleb's fingers itched to grip that long pink hair, pull his head back, and properly coax a some moans out of the cleric, but, no. Not yet.
The conversation had turned to Jester's latest smut novel. Jester leaned over crossed arms and smiled up at Fjord.
The fingers inside Caduceus scissored and the taller man sighed, leaning against the wall beside him.
How do you feel? sent Caleb.
Good. came Caduceus' response. It's... nice. Harder than I expected, but... nice.
That is good to hear. Caleb smiled. You're holding out very well. You've been very good.
Caduceus' breath caught. ... Am I being a good boy?
Caleb smiled. A very good boy. Think you can take the next step?
Caduceus gave a slight nod. Please, Mr. Caleb. I can take it. Please.
Caleb was deeply proud of the next enchantment-- it was hard to give magical constructs weight and tempature of their own, but what Caduceus felt press against him felt like a cold metal, heavy and tapered. It slid into him excruciatingly slowly, spreading him wide and plugging him tightly. Caduceus had all his weight on the wall, now, and was fully flushed, pink tinge creeping cross his neck and sliver of exposed chest. The hand on his dick tightened its pressure, speeding up and swiping across the head on every upstroke.
Fjord was sneaking glances at Caduceus, clearly suspicious, but not certain enough to make a guess just yet. Fjord's competitive streak ran deep-- almost as deep as Jester's. They only got three guesses total, and they'd already wasted one of them.
"So, Caduceus. How was your drink?" Fjord said in his clipped accent.
"Just... Just fine. More than I thought." Caduceus managed.
"I, for one, have run out of drink," Caleb said. "Should we get another round?"
"Ooh!" said Jester. "Let me! I have those coins from that nice lady! Though, I think she might've meant them for Fjord, ifyouknowwhatimsayin." She jabbed an elbow into Fjord's side.
"Ow! Ah, yes, well... another round would be good--" Fjord started, but Jester had already swept up and out to get them more drinks. Caleb had considered tasking Caduceus with fetching more drinks, plugged and panting, but he was already skirting dangerously close to discovery. Another time, perhaps.
The Long Game, Caleb/Caduceus(/Fjord/Jester) E (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2019-09-02 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)"How about your drink, Fjord?" Caleb asked. "Treating you well?"
"It's good."
Caleb smirked and gestured, causing a magehand to tweak Caduceus' nipples. The glare sent his way was absolutely poisonous and burning with lust. Caleb soaked that in, and did it again, accompanying it with a slight thrust of the plug inside him. Caduceus' quiet gasp seemed unnaturally amplified in the busy tavern.
"You're fucking him."
"Is that a guess, Liebchen?" Caleb said. "You know a guess needs a little more than that."
Fjord narrowed his eyes. "I know."
No longer needing to play innocent, Caleb leaned back in the booth, grinning and twining a piece of copper wire around his fingers.
I love your mouth when you're like this, you know. He sent to Caduceus. Desperate and squirming. Do you think he'd like to fuck your mouth when you're stuffed full like this? Caleb glanced at Fjord. I'm sure you'd just have to ask. We could almost bend you over the table right here. Anything you offered, he'd take... and you want to offer him everything.
Caduceus gasped again, and Caleb felt the spectral cage keeping the firbolg's sizable package contained pulse with the effort of restraining him.
Please, Mr. Caleb. I-- Please, let me come. Caduceus sent back.
I'll think about it. Caleb sent. I'll also think about fucking that sweet mouth of yours while you ride the biggest cock I can summon.
"You're fucking him with the spectral dildo, and have the invisible mouth on his dick," said Fjord.
"Nein!" Caleb cheerfully replied. Fjord cursed. "That does sound like an excellent idea, though!"
"You're a right bastard, you know that?" Fjord ground out.
"That I do," said Caleb, dismissing Caduceus' plug with a snap. "That I do."
"Wait, what did I miss?" Jester said, arriving at the table with a tray full of drinks.
Fjord grabbed a drink and muttered into it.
"Oh, what was that, Fjord? I don't think she heard you." Caleb
"Imadeawrongguess."
"FJORD!!! Without me?!?" Jester squealed. "I can't believe you!!!" She sat down with a huff. "Now I'm going to have to figure it out by myself." She steepled her fingers and glared over them.
Caleb made a faux-innocent shrugging gesture, watching Caduceus get more and more fidgety at being utterly empty. Finally, Caduceus looked up from his hands where he'd hidden his face and looked Caleb in the eye. He may not have had message himself, but the raw desire in that look made Caleb weak at the knees. Their Cleric of the Wild Mother didn't want many things... so to be on that short list was a powerful feeling.
Grinning, Caleb gestured, and activated the last two enchantments on Caduceus, watching his face contort as he was stretched by a spectral dick even larger than his own. Meanwhile, the sensation of a soft, familiar mouth began teasing at his shaft, sending Caduceus' long form crumpling onto the table, almost beyond sense.
The mouth (based on Caleb's own) kissed its way up to the tip, and then began the long process of swallowing down the entire length. Behind Caduceus, the cock kept up its constant pressure, slowly spreading him wide. One of Caduceus' hands found Caleb's sleeve and gripped it.
"The knotted vibrator and the spectral mouth!!" Jester blurted out.
"I guessed the mouth before!"
"It's a good choice!!" Jester shot back.
Caleb pressed his hands together in front of him, pausing thoughtfully.
"Nein. Close, but not quite." He laughed while Jester threw up her hands and sighed. "I guess I will be seeing both of you tomorrow?"
Fjord nodded, folding his arms in front of him. "You won. Only right that you enjoy the fruits of your labor."
"I'm sure it will be very... enjoyable," Caleb drawled, a little dizzy on power and victory. "... but Caduceus has been very, very good for the last hour and I think he deserves some release." Beside him, Caduceus' eyes had fully unfocused as the cock hilted itself in him.
He wound the copper wire around his fingers again, and gestured for the cock to start thrusting. Would you like to come, Mr. Clay?
Caleb chuckled at the chant of please! he got back. Caduceus' knee hit Caleb's as he tried to spread himself wider for the cock spreading him.
Then I would say you've earned it. Caleb sent. You've made me proud. Caleb released the magic keeping Caduceus' cock contained. Good boy.
Caduceus shoved a hand in his mouth, biting down with blunt teeth and letting out a low whine as he came in his pants.
"It's okay, Mr. Clay," murmured Caleb, rubbing circles into the taller man's shoulder. "You preformed wonderfully. Gorgeous. I'm very proud of you." He kept up the murmur of praise until the firbolg's breathing evened out and his eyes refocused a little. "Let's get you bath, ja?"
"Ah. Yeah. Bath would be good." Caduceus looked around a little sheepishly. "Uh. Thanks." He slid out of the booth to follow after Caleb. "See you tomorrow, I guess?"
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Cheers, y'all. This is the first I've written in a couple months. Glad to give back.
Re: The Long Game, Caleb/Caduceus(/Fjord/Jester) E (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2019-09-04 04:56 am (UTC)(link)Re: The Long Game, Caleb/Caduceus(/Fjord/Jester) E (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2019-09-05 02:47 am (UTC)(link)Re: The Long Game, Caleb/Caduceus(/Fjord/Jester) E (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2019-09-04 07:23 am (UTC)(link)Re: The Long Game, Caleb/Caduceus(/Fjord/Jester) E (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2019-09-05 11:30 am (UTC)(link)Re: The Long Game, Caleb/Caduceus(/Fjord/Jester) E (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2019-09-05 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)I'm going to be putting it up on AO3 soon... as soon as I get some other fics uploaded and maaaaybe refine this bad boy a little bit.
Posted on AO3!
(Anonymous) 2019-09-18 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)https://archiveofourown.org/works/20688653