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criticalkink) wrote2018-01-12 12:06 pm
criticalkink) wrote2018-01-12 12:06 pm
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CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)
The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!
Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!
This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.
What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.
Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.
Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.
How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:
Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers
Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.
I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:
"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"
And now some rules...
While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them tocriticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.
The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.
Now go forth and prompt!
Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!
This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.
What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.
Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.
Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.
How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:
Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers
Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.
I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:
"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"
And now some rules...
- Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
- Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
- Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
- Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
- RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
- Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
- It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
- Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.
While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to
criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.
Now go forth and prompt!
Re: a sprouting sweetness (Caduceus/Jester/Caleb, firbolg rut) (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2019-06-03 02:05 am (UTC)(link)They’ve all seen each other naked, because yeah, tiny camping bubbles don’t really leave any privacy, and none of them are really body-shy. Still, it’s kind of hilarious, the way that they all just kind of, undress, and then stare at each other, like, now what.
“Oh, Caduceus, it’s really nice!” It’s almost as nice as Molly’s, lovely and velvety-grey and oh yeah pretty massive.
“You can trust her on that one. She’s an expert, I believe,” Caleb says, straight-faced.
“Thanks, I think?” Caduceus says, and the gently baffled look on his face is so Caduceus that Jester has to pull him down to kiss. There’s a frantic, vibrating energy in him that’s really not Caduceus, though, and they need to fix that.
“I—may I?” Caleb mutters, gesturing jerkily at Caduceus’s dick. Jester laughs, because they’re all so bad and so awkward at this, and it’s nothing like the books, but—but it’s fun.
Caduceus makes a gesture at his dick like, that’s cool, go ahead, and Caleb wraps his hand around his dick. The contrast of Caleb’s pale pink hands against the grey of Caduceus’s skin is really cool-looking, and oh man, oh man, the noise that Caduceus makes when Caleb touches him is something she’s never heard out of him before, a deep, desperate keening, vibrating like a plucked gut-string in his chest.
“Oh,” Caleb says. Jester raises her eyebrows and pokes a finger into his side. That doesn’t sound like a what-am-I-going-to-do-with-this “oh.” That sounds like a how-do-I-get-something-in-me-post-haste “oh.”
Caleb’s eyes are wide. He mutters a spell, almost tripping over the syllables in his haste, and slaps it into his chest, and straddles Caduceus’s waist. Caleb isn’t that small, but perched on Caduceus like this, the proportions are just so different, and it makes Jester throb with wanting. She squeezes her legs together, pressing a hand to herself. All of a sudden, it’s like things are moving really fast, like a cup spilling over, and she feels a little frantic herself, wanting and wanting and not knowing exactly what she wants except more.
Caleb’s hips are moving against Caduceus’s stomach, rubbing Caduceus’s dick along his cleft, and Caduceus’s eyes are half-closed, his pink eyelashes heavy, and he’s panting constantly, his mouth open and wet. Caleb is already really, really hard, like he’s super into this.
And oh, oh geez, his hand is moving behind himself, probably fingering himself open. He moves like he’s practiced at this, like he knows the motions of it, even if it’s been awhile.
“Ca-leb. Are just you going for it? You have to be careful!” She pauses. “Wait, did you seriously use a spell to make yourself ready? That feels like cheating. Wait, wait, are there seriously weird wizard sex spells?”
She feels a little offended that no one ever told her about weird wizard sex spells.
“Jester,” Caleb says, a little strained. “I do not mean to interrupt, but I believe that Caduceus needs some relief.”
Jester narrows her eyes at him. “And you really want to get on that dick.”
Caleb ducks his head, hiding a smile. “Aaaaand I really want to get on that dick,” he says in a terrible, terrible impression of her voice.
Caduceus is tracing his hands up and down Caleb’s sides, drifting off to the side to pet at Jester’s thighs, panting like he can’t get enough skin under his hands.
“Ah,” he says when Caleb grasps his dick and slicks it, his expression dazed and open and wanting. Jester pats his side, trying to be soothing. She feels like there’s sparks all under her skin, too, excited and nervous all at once.
“Caduceus,” Caleb says, flushed and disheveled. “Like this, it okay?”
Caduceus blinks, once, twice, lost, and keens, the sound low and humming. Jester can feel it resonate in her bones. She bends forward to smooth the hair from his forehead, kissing his forehead.
“Caduceus,” she says. “Please answer Caleb?”
“Please,” Caduceus echoes. His hands fly to anchor themselves on Caleb, almost spanning his waist.
“We have you, friend,” Caleb says.
And, oh, oh, that’s their skinny, squishy Caleb, fucking himself open, panting as he sinks onto Caduceus’s ridiculous, beautiful dick. And Caduceus is so flushed, pink and grey everywhere, his hips frantically hitching up into Caleb.
His big hands flutter like can’t decide what they want to touch most, petting over Caleb’s chest, the curling hair around his face, the freckles on his shoulders, continually distracted.
He settles his grasp onto Caleb’s thighs, kneading at the long, spare muscle of his legs as he rolls his hips up. Caduceus jerks a bit in his eagerness, and his grip knocks Caleb’s thighs apart wider, startling a cry from Caleb as more cock sinks inside him before he can catch himself on Caduceus’s heaving belly.
Caduceus sighs, his heavy-lashed eyes closed in bliss, and his hands settle on Caleb’s thighs, heavy and wanting, pushing in and holding Caleb on him.
Caleb must be holding Caduceus so deep inside him. He’s squirming against Caduceus’s hold, not trying to get away, but fruitlessly trying to move, his hands flying up to pull at his own nipple for stimulation.
“Oh, oh Caleb, do you like that?” She knocks his hands away from himself, touching his chest, tightening on his nipples when he pushes into her touch. He lets go of a shaking, high sound, and Jester can just feel a rush of heat between her legs. Oh, she likes this so much. She’s having so much fun. “Ca-du-ceus, you have to let him go a little, so he can move, okay?”
Caduceus’s eyes flutter open, and he’s so pretty, his pupils blown wide and his lashes heavy. “Oh. Oh yeah.” His hands loosen on Caleb’s thighs, and Caleb breathes a cry of relief, lifting himself off of Caduceus’s dick only to get caught by Jester’s hold on his chest.
“Mm, don’t go too far, though, we have to take care of Caduceus.”
“Yes, I am, I am, Jester,” Caleb says, desperate and a little hilariously huffy in his eagerness. “I don’t know if you can tell. You might have noticed the giant amount of dick inside me.”
“Reaaaally?” Jester says, pulling at Caleb’s nipples and pulling a cry from him. “How much dick? Tell me about it.”
“Mm, he is, he is so big. So thick, gott, he is absolutely ruining me.” There’s a curl of humour around his words, like he’s imitating the novels that they read to each other. But he also sounds really, really into it. Jester wants to touch Caleb’s belly, see if she can feel Caduceus in him. Caleb blows his hair out of his face and leans back on Caduceus’s thighs, pulling against her grip with a glad cry when he fucks himself back onto Caduceus.
“Your hands, they are so strong, Jester,” he says, and he’s not kidding at all, and oh, that’s so nice. She likes hearing that.
It’s kind of awesome, having big, gentle, Caduceus and skinny, powerful Caleb under her hands, helping them exactly the way she wants to.
“I know, right? And you’re so light, Caleb! I could just pick you up and bounce you on Caduceus’s dick.”
Caleb moans, low and shaky, and oh man, he just sounds so good like this.
“Mm-hmm. That’s very nice, Caleb.” She lets go of him, patting his chest. “Caduceus, now you. How are you feeling?”
Caduceus just makes a low, happy sound, his thumbs stroking over Caleb’s hipbones as he grinds into him. His touch lingers over a thick patch of scarring at Caleb’s side, passing back and forth over it like he’s fascinated by the texture. It’s weirdly chaste and kind of really cute. Caduceus is less frantic now, more calm, almost in a trance, his hips rolling slowly into Caleb.
“Okay, so you're doing okay too. That’s good!”
He turns to her, his hair spilling pink and pretty across the pillow.
“How about you, Jester? Don’t forget about yourself. Like the buddy system.” He frowns. “Except with more than one buddy.”
She smooths her hair out of her face. She’s probably really flushed. “I’m good!”
He lifts a hand from Caleb’s hips and gently nudges between her legs. “Oh wow. You’re really wet. Wow, that’s so nice.” His thick, blunt fingers push between her lips, and she puts her hand on his, can feel herself so slick and hot and soft and so wanting.
“Sorry, Jester, I am apparently hogging all the dick,” Caleb says, almost deadpan, if not for the flush high on his cheeks.
“That’s okay! Caduceus, do you want to, to finger me? I would really really like that, but I don’t know if it would be helpful for you.”
“Yeah,” Caduceus says dreamily. “Yeah, that would be real nice. You feel really nice.”
“Okay, okay, okay,” Jester says in a rush. She nudges Caduceus's hand, and he pushes inside her, thick and lovely. She bucks into his hand, makes him put in another finger right away right now because the stretch is so nice, and the solid bones of his fingers are so good in her. He’s too unfocused to thrust properly, but he curls his fingers inside her, twisting them idly as if curious about the feeling of her, and that’s soooo nice. They’re so good. They’re so nice. Everything is so good.
“Jester, could you come up here?” Caduceus takes his fingers out of her, and she almost whines in disappointment, but his big hands are gently, insistently herding her to straddle him, then nudging her up towards his face, and oh okay okay okay that’s fine. He pushes his fingers back inside her, yes, and the flat of his tongue is broad and firm and slick against her, and wow yes. He pulls back, cupping her hips in his hands, nudging at her with the blunt curve of his nose.
“Oh, I like the way you taste. That’s really nice,” Caduceus says, almost matter-of-factly, like he’s sampling a local delicacy.
“Good!” she squeaks out, hooking a hand behind one of his soft, furred ears and guiding him back to her. He doesn’t really know what he’s doing, but neither does she, and his curious, calm enthusiasm is everything she needs.
It’s nice to see him grounded again, with some of the frantic wanting from earlier a little blunted. They did that, her and Caleb, and it makes a little hot spark of pride burst in her chest.
“Oh, Jester,” she hears Caleb say, low and fond and wrecked, and she feels a quick press of lips to her back. “Oh, you are lovely.”
He makes a cut-off sound, high and gasping, and Jester opens her eyes and peeks over her shoulder. And oh, oh wow, Caleb sure came all over Caduceus’s chest. From watching Caduceus put his mouth on her. And from putting a really nice dick inside himself, too, Jester supposes.
“I’m sorry—Caduceus, I need to—” he groans, like it’s too much, a little moan hiccuping out of him when Caduceus hitches his hips into him.
A little part of Jester wants to tell Caduceus to keep going, to keep Caleb on him as he squirms, to push another aching orgasm out of him. She just—she thinks that Caleb would look good like that, a little wet-eyed and shaking, and she knows that some people like that. Maybe Caleb is one of them. But it feels like a little too much, maybe, and it’s one thing to know that some people like being a little mean in a nice way, and another to suddenly recognize that in herself.
Caleb groans as he lifts himself, flopping ungracefully by Caduceus on the bed.
“Mm—” Caduceus makes a protesting noise, a little of the calm edging away from him.
She clutches Caduceus’s face to her, feeling him squirm underneath her. “Keep going,” she says, a little stern in a way that feels good. His tongue goes quick and frantic against her, his fingers thick and good inside it, oh, oh, oh, it takes her by surprise when a rush of feeling rolls over her, all her body alight and straining, leaving her panting and delighted.
She loosens her grip in Caduceus’s bright hair, smoothing it over as she tumbles to lie next to him.
“Sorry! Sorry, I didn’t notice I was pulling!” She darts in to kiss Caduceus, quick and apologetic. “Oh, that was nice. That was so nice.”
“Mm, it’s fine,” Caduceus says, his voice determinedly level, though she can see the calm edging away from him again, a little wild-eyed as he writhes a little against the bed, as if he just needs to roll over and hump the covers. His dick is so hard and so slick, a pretty pearling bead of fluid rolling down it. She catches it with her hand, stroking over him, and geez, she can feel his frantic pulse through his skin, a lost, wanting noise pushing out of him.
Caleb taps his stomach, calling for his attention. Caduceus looks over to him, his hands grasping at air, then pulling Caleb close to him, rutting against him.
“Ah, my thighs, they are a little chickeny and bony compared to yours, Jester, but, but you are welcome to them, Caduceus,” Caleb says, gasping as Caduceus’s cock slides against his.
Jester preens a little. She does have really nice thighs, but she really, really wants to see that.
Caleb flips over, encouraging Caduceus to follow him. Caduceus almost entirely covers Caleb as he bends over him and pushes between his thighs, a sudden burst of that frantic, wanting energy returning to him as he jerks his hips into the tight join of Caleb’s legs, Caleb’s clever, pretty hands rubbing at the head of his dick on the downstroke. She reaches down to touch herself, a slow grind against herself, because it feels good and they both looks so nice.
The sound of Caduceus rutting against Caleb is quick and urgent, and she’s pretty sure that Caleb’s pale thighs are going to be flushed red by the end of this. It doesn’t take long for Caduceus to groan, low and deep in his chest, and to still against Caleb’s back, shaking, and he’s coming in a series of long shudders.
“Keep your thighs tight around him, Caleb,” she says, pushing the loose hair from out of Caleb’s face. “I think that feels good.”
“Okay,” Caleb says shakily. “Okay.”
He reaches down, palming the head of Caduceus’s dick between his legs, his hand catching a handful of come, and pulls at his own dick, efficient and quick, and shakily, softly, comes, and geez Caleb that is so dirty and so nice. Jester smooths her hands between her legs, quick circles on her clit the way she likes it, tucking her fingers inside herself, and oh, another orgasm rolls over her, lovely and warm.
Caduceus is panting, soft and exhausted, and the covers are. Well. Kind of a mess. Wow.
Caleb yelps a little and narrowly avoids being crushed by Caduceus by rolling off the mattress onto the floor, landing with a thump. The spell-napping mattress is definitely not big enough for this.
“That. That is a lot of baby batter,” Caleb says, peeking up over the edge of the mattress.
Jester punches Caleb in the shoulder. “That is gross,” she says, delighted. “Don’t make him feel self-conscious.” She pats Caduceus’s shoulder as he nuzzles into her lap. “Sooooo, how are you doing? Do you need to come again? Do you need a glass of water?”
“‘m good,” Caduceus mumbles against her leg. “Might need a little help later. Good for now. That was nice.”
Good. Jester grabs Caleb off the floor, hauling him back up onto the mattress, mostly avoiding the wet spot. He’s kind of shaky-legged, like all his joints are loose, and it’s so nice to see him like that. He looks at her and Caduceus for a moment, his expression hard to read, before it settles into softness. He lies down next to her, looking up into the canopy.
“I very much like your tree,” he says.
“Me too,” Jester says. “It’s nice, right?”
The lights above her pulse with her heartbeat, steadying and slowing as it even out. The leaves in the tree shake with a sudden wind passing through, and she pulls Caleb closer against her side so he won’t get cold. She’s further away from home than she’s ever been, and the night is deep and dark, and she feels very warm.
Re: a sprouting sweetness (Caduceus/Jester/Caleb, firbolg rut) (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2019-06-03 02:42 am (UTC)(link)Re: a sprouting sweetness (Caduceus/Jester/Caleb, firbolg rut) (2/2)
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(Anonymous) 2019-06-03 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)Re: a sprouting sweetness (Caduceus/Jester/Caleb, firbolg rut) (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2019-06-07 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)Re: a sprouting sweetness (Caduceus/Jester/Caleb, firbolg rut) (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2019-06-08 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)https://imgur.com/a/dsuFh4Q
Re: a sprouting sweetness (Caduceus/Jester/Caleb, firbolg rut) (2/2)
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