criticalkink | CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

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Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to

criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.

Now go forth and prompt!

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"So, so good," Jester says, sliding off Molly and turning around. "What do you want, Fjord?"

Words are not his friend, right now. He groans. "Want t'fuck you," he manages to say. "Wan' you to fuck me."

"That's not very specific," Molly replies. He can't handle this right now, and he tries to think of something else to say, but nothing comes out other than moans. He can hear Jester laughing.

"Well, then, I guess we will have to decide for him, I suppose," she says. "It only makes sense seeing how he is, you know, ours."

She says it so casually and it fucking wrecks him.

"I suppose we could take the obvious route," Molly says. "I fuck him, you ride him. Cover all our bases."

"But Molly," Jester whines, "you promised to fuck me, and you haven't yet."

"We could play with him later-" Molly starts, and he can't even finish the sentence, with the protest Fjord makes. "I don't think he likes that idea very much."

Jester pulls him close, and says something in Infernal, and Molly grins again. Fjord is starting to really hate Molly's grin.

"We'd have to move him," Molly says, "but that could work."

No, take that back. He's starting to really, really love Molly's grin.

They both move to the side of the bed, Molly fully standing up. Jester grabs his wrists, as Molly undoes the ties that keep him pinned to the bedpost. They pull him down, so that he is lying flat on his back, and Jester rubs where the rope has made marks on his skin, before they tie him up once more.

"Is this good?" Jester asks, as Molly's claws trail down his arm and then vanish. He presses his head against her thigh and whines. "I need a yes or no, Fjord."

"I need you," he mumbles out, and that earns him a light flick on the cheek. "Good. It's good." He adjusts himself, the position of his legs awkward but not painful. He sinks down in to the softness of the bed and presses up against Jester, who pulls away.

Molly returns, and Fjord can't see what he's holding. He sits on the far side of the bed, and Jester whoops in delight, and then there are fingers, pressed into his ass, and he rolls into it. They stretch him out, and he is so ready to be fucked.

What slides in is not Molly's dick, however. It is small, and smooth, and he remembers the feeling from the one time they've played with this particular toy before.

"I'm going to fuck Jester while riding you," Molly explains, and he says it so plainly but his voice is low and husky and Fjord rolls his hips into the gentle touch on his hips. "But you asked to be fucked, too, so I thought you deserved something."

A click, and the toy inside him jolts to life and it vibrates so quickly he spasms against the ties, shaking uncontrollably and it is so much too much and there's another click, and it's down to a soft, low buzz, and he lies their, panting, not sure if he could have handled more of that and so desperate for it to come back.

Molly laughs. "Sorry," he says, "I must have had it on the highest setting on accident." He doesn't even say it like it's a believable lie. Fjord forces his eyes opeb, and Molly hands a vial of oil to Jester. "If you'd do the honors," he says.

Jester's hands are on his cock, then, working him over, and he's so glad they're not telling him to stay still, because wih her hand and the oil and the toy buzzing in him he's pretty sure that would kill him. And then Molly is straddling his neck, cock pressed up against his lips.

"She's already so wet," Molly teases, "but it would be rude to go unprepared."

He slips in past Fjord's lips, and he tastes like sweat and like come and like Molly and Jester is twisting and it's gone in a minute from not enough to too much but it's still not enough and gods, the two of them are going to kill him.

"Fjord," Jester calls out, and she doesn't stop, "you look like you're getting close. Are you going to make it?" she asks.

He mumbles something and Molly pulls out, but not far. "I don't know," he says, and she finally pulls her hand off of him.

"Well," she says, "I believe in you, so I want you to try not to come for as long as you can, okay?"

She's sitting to his side, and Molly slides back, raising himself up on his knees, and the cold, empty air that had replaced Jester's hand is now replaced in turn by Molly, sliding down on him, hot and warm and tight and he's pretty sure it's only Jester's order that keeps him from coming then and there.

Jester looks them over, trying to find the best way to position herself, and she climbs over him, facing Molly, and slides on to him. He can feel the weight of her pressing Molly deeper down on his own cock, and it makes him thrust upwards.

Her legs are wrapped around Molly, and he wants so much to touch her, touch him, pull them close, and instead all he feels is the tremors, is Molly settling into a rhythm, is Jester's tail dancing across his chest and Molly's curling around his legs and he tries so hard to hold himself together, for them.

And then Jester turns around, and he feels Molly clench against him, and she bites down into his neck and he can't stop himself from coming.

Molly doesn't pull off him. He's bent forward, adjusting to Jester's new position, but he's still rocking on Fjord's dick, and the toy is still buzzing through him, and it's too much and Jester kisses him and he's pretty sure he transceneds even having a body, he's so fucking wrecked.

He feels it, when Molly comes, and he finally slides off, and someone turns off the vibrator, and he can feel Jester roll off him to one side, and Molly to another, and they are sweaty and sticky and gross and he's never been more content in his life.

Both of them snuggle up into his sides. One of them snores, and he's too dazed to tell who it was, if it was fake or real.

With a voice that feels so very sore and quiet, he asks, "You're going to untie me, right?"

CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

Re: Fill: (2/2) Fjord/Jester/Molly, bondage/teasing