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criticalkink) wrote2018-01-12 12:06 pm
criticalkink) wrote2018-01-12 12:06 pm
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CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)
The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!
Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!
This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.
What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.
Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.
Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.
How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:
Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers
Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.
I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:
"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"
And now some rules...
While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them tocriticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.
The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.
Now go forth and prompt!
Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!
This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.
What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.
Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.
Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.
How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:
Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers
Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.
I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:
"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"
And now some rules...
- Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
- Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
- Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
- Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
- RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
- Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
- It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
- Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.
While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to
criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.
Now go forth and prompt!
Caleb, prostitution
(Anonymous) 2018-03-05 08:05 am (UTC)(link)The gang is really short of coin at times - this is the most coin Molly has ever seen in one go, and Caleb just blew his financial wad on fancy inks. Also, Caleb is now clean and pretty with directions to a sex shop, they're in a big town - it’s time to make a bit more money via the oldest profession. Your call as to the kind of opportunity - maybe he can get short term employment at a house of gentlemen-favours, maybe he can get picked up on a street corner, maybe working gloryholes for tips at the dirty bookstore....
My general preference would be for Caleb or maybe Molly, perhaps Fjord, and my only hard no would be Nott - otherwise, I’m easy :)
Re: Caleb, prostitution
(Anonymous) 2018-03-06 05:43 am (UTC)(link)Not purple in the way some almost get when they're full of blood and lined with blue veins, no. This is a darker shade of a purple skin he's already quite acquainted with, albeit not in this context. He can see through the small hole in the wall that the decorously trimmed tuft of hair surrounding the base is deep violet. And if that weren't enough to confirm whose cock this is, there's a thick gold ring of a familiar style pierced through the dark head.
There's quite a bit of coin back in Caleb's purse now; he'd been thinking about going back to the inn before the discreet knock on the partition. He still could, really, just mumble an apology and make a run for it, rather than put them in what might be an embarrassing situation further down the track.
Instead of leaving, Caleb wonders if he's going to end up with a mouthful of lilac come, and takes Molly's cock between his lips, flicking the ring with his tongue.
On the other side of the wall, Molly makes a pleased noise; Caleb can imagine him standing there, coat open or perhaps tossed aside for the moment, along with the two swords that aren't the weapon he requires for this particular encounter. He's not sure if Molly's the type to have his trousers around his ankles or to have removed them altogether. Knowing Molly, it's the latter, just in case someone bursts into this back room of Chastity's Nook and decides to attack, so that he doesn't trip and fall.
He starts slowly, as usual, getting a feel for what Molly likes, and if he's paying more than the usual level of attention that he would for a complete stranger, then that's his own business. The trouble is that Molly seems to like everything; deep sucks elicit matching deep moans, while fluttering licks over and around the ring draw out low sighs akin to laughter. His hips move in a regular rhythm, never pulling back terribly far, as though Molly doesn't want to give up the heat of Caleb's mouth for a moment longer than he has to.
Caleb can empathize with that. His jaw hurts from the time he's already spent back here. So do his knees and back, for that matter. There's more than one hole in the wall at more than one height and, although he's pretty sure the person he had to practically prostrate himself to suck off was a halfling, he can imagine human-sized people kneeling to use it, to enjoy the mental image of the person servicing them grovelling on the floor.
But he still wants to make this last. An incoherent thread of rationalization tries to go through his mind about returning Molly's affection from earlier, but his animal brain knows that he just wants to suck Molly off, make him come nice and hard, and then pass him the toast at breakfast in the morning knowing that he put the look of satisfaction on his friend's face.
With that in mind he takes Molly in deep, tongue caressing the thick vein on the underside of his cock, the tip finding a second piercing through the skin just in front of Molly's balls. Caleb holds his position and wriggles the ball on the ring with his tongue-tip, and Molly groans with pleasure.
Caleb can't resist getting one of his hands involved then; he's got one planted against the wall for support, but he can tease at Molly's sac with his fingers, and he is not terribly surprised when he finds a third piercing behind it, almost on Molly's perineum, but not quite. Of course not; it would get in the way of sex. There are other more prosaic things it could get in the way of, but with his mouth full of Molly's cock and his nose full of Molly's aroused scent, which is oddly spicy, they're not the things that come to Caleb's mind first.
He keeps Molly's cock deep in his mouth as long as he can, drawing short shallow breaths through his nose, before pulling back and wrapping his hand around Molly's shaft, jerking him quick and hard for a minute just to hear Molly gasp and watch him thrust into the circle of Caleb's fingers. But he can't satisfy himself with that contact alone for long and soon has his lips tight around Molly's cock again, tongue lapping at the head until Molly cries out and spills into his mouth.
Aside from the usual saltiness, he tastes almost like cinnamon. Either Caleb has had a very long night and thus gustatory hallucinations, or Molly has eaten so many of Jester's donuts it's made his come taste like them.
He waits through the usual sliding of cloth and jingle of buckles, and then Molly's elegant fingers appear at the hole, dropping more coin than Caleb has ever been given before for this particular act into his palm.
"Thank you," Molly says, the first he's spoken all night.
Caleb elects to remain silent rather than have the tiefling recognize his voice.
"Oh, and do come back to the inn soon, won't you? Nott already woke me up once worried about you; I put her to bed with a sleeping draught and she seemed content to let me come and find you, but I wouldn't want you to not be there in the morning."
Caleb lets his head fall against the partition with a loud thunk. He's not even going to ask how Molly knew. He just stays there, listening as Molly chuckles his way out of the bookshop.
Re: Caleb, prostitution
(Anonymous) 2018-03-07 10:05 am (UTC)(link)Re: Caleb, prostitution
(Anonymous) 2018-03-07 10:18 am (UTC)(link)Re: Caleb, prostitution
(Anonymous) 2018-03-09 12:58 am (UTC)(link)This is awesome and you are my favourite! I love all the little sensory details you added, and Caleb's thoughts - about his aching knees, his earlier clients, the instant dismissal of his nonsense rationalisations, Molly's jewellery....
Off to read again :)