criticalkink | CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!

Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to

criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.

Now go forth and prompt!

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From: (Anonymous)

So, Beau's thirsty as fuck for all the ladies and it's really obvious right? And she's been doing so well in battles recently, always looking out for everyone and putting herself in the way...

So Jester, Yasha, and Keg, (Calianna too if you'd like) decide she deserves a reward which is basically getting fucked by all of them

Honestly, you can have whatever premise you'd like for it, I just wanna read fic Beau gets fucked by all these women, hee.

Bonuses
- the indulgement of Beau's praise kink that she maybe stubbornly says she doesn't have and one of them takes as a challenge
- dirty talk where someone mentions that Beau's so into it, she'd only be more into it if Dairon or Ophelia or some other slightly inappropriate figure was fucking her too
- maybe they make her get all of them off first before she gets to get off, and the she gets to get of A Lot of Times

From:

setos_puppy

I know it's unlikely because of the timeline, but I want to play pretend. What if the Lawrence we saw in the oneshot is also Tary's? He was smart, nerdy, came from a place near Deastok...

Give me fun werewolf/animal dynamics, where Lawrence, in spite of his better nature, simply can't help scenting Tary, biting and licking. Wanting to mount him. Praise kink and smart dirty talk would be a bonus.

No non-con/dub-con please and thank you.

From: (Anonymous)

Look, the Gentleman obviously has a thing for hot tiefling women, so let's put him in the middle of two of them and let them absolutely wreck him.

I'm not looking for angst, & not expecting plot - just tell me all about how Ophelia and the Ruby team up with their two very different styles of taking control of the encounter.

From: (Anonymous)

I've discovered a new kink and that is someone pushing their foot/boot into a sub's legs and the sub desperately rutting against it, trying to get off. I would love to see bottom Beau getting her hands tied up and being told to,,, get Yasha's (already clean) boots clean with her arousal? Prove how much she wants her? Idk I'm exhausted.

No noncon or gross kinks, but dubcon is appreciated

From:

virtual_lips

Nott's wish has finally come true. She's no longer a goblin (Human or human sized half-goblin preference). Now she can finally allow herself to be loved physically.

Edited Date: 2018-09-17 11:13 pm (UTC)

From:

virtual_lips

Jester tries out a new spell to make books read themselves to her, but something goes wrong and Jester and Fjord find themselves reenacting the scenes as Caleb reads "Tusk Love" out loud to them, unable to stop himself. Caleb also finds that with each passing moment his own excitement is growing (in his pants) but he is unable able to do anything other than watch as he reads and at some point Molly wanders onto the scene, figures out what's happened and eventually helps Caleb out with his little problem.

From: (Anonymous)

Every tiefling in the show is inexplicably drawn to the dirty hobo wizard. Jester, Molly, Ophelia, Marion. Maybe as a 4+1 fic? They each have a go at him separately, then team up to wreck him completely.

+Domme Ophelia
+The tiefs conspiring in Infernal right in front of Caleb
+Molly manhandling him by the book holsters, aka, nice sling thing
+Jester proudly showing off her skillz in front of an equally proud Marion
however
-NO sexual contact between mom and daughter; other contact between other parties ok
+Especially Ophelia/Marion, HOT DAMN

From: (Anonymous)

Spoilers for Ep 35!

Fjord's frustration and self-blame was about to hit critical mass at the end of the ep, so Caleb takes Fjord down into the hold to "talk," but actually gives him a BJ in hopes it'll calm him down a little.

From: (Anonymous)

So, this has been a Not Good day for Caduceus - he’s been a whisper away from death, nearly drowned, had to calm himself to swim back to the (first) boat, and then the whole Thing on the docks and having to swim after their new ship in the harbour and seeing things in the water below. His tea may be spoiled. He really needs some comforting touch.
Can the Nein give the poor boy a hug or 20, help him come and calm down without having to use charm spells on himself?

From: (Anonymous)

A tumblr post about Caleb looking up to and emulating Beau like a little brother cause shes's so cool (trying the single push up, the arms thing) somehow morphed in my brain into him fantasizing about her and feeling like guilty trash because she's probably his closest friend aside from Nott and also, super gay. And then I thought, let's include Jester and Yasha in there too, since they're a strong. couple of women.

SO - I'm looking for Caleb-typical self-loathing as he masturbates to the thought of his companions. Not even imagining them having sex with him or each other, necessarily. More focused on appreciating their individual ripped/toned bodies.

From: (Anonymous)

At some point during either a previous or future encounter, Pumat Sol finds out about Caduceus' virginity/long periods of isolation and decides that just won't do.

Filler's choice if it's a one time whirl or part of a longer courtship.

+ copious amount of praise from both sides
+ all the Pumats get involved (and Caduceus can tell them apart)
+ Caduceus is an active participant who takes it as the learning experience it is and gives as good as he gets.
+ super fluffy

(no bathroom stuff, no pet/kid play, no humiliation, and no playing up how innocent Caduceus is (he has hands and should know how to pleasure himself)

From: (Anonymous)

Look, I'll be honest, I've just been waiting for a chance to prompt this and now thanks to the latest episode (VERY minor spoilers for ep. 26) I have my excuse
Caleb disguises himself as a "plump" Zemnian man on the docks-- combined with his oft being referred to as scrawny, and squishy, I would be eternally grateful if somebody fueled the fire by writing a nice pudgy Caleb (maybe as he learns to forgive himself and gets used to having money and regular meals, he gains a bit of weight? Or something else entirely! Hell, a modern AU with no baring to canon at all, have at it!) (There's a v rarely used German word 'kummerspeck' that apparently is used on occasion to refer to the weight gained from excess emotional eating so hey! Maybe that plays a part, if it inspires you! Gods know he's got quite a bit to be emotional about) (whatever floats your boat, truly)

-as a side note, I'm not much one for widomauk BUT I will take whatever you darlings have
-I am also super, super super down for poly ships
-Literally this is just my fave kink and I feel like Caleb is such a great candidate for it

From: (Anonymous)

spoilers for 36!

so I need more of cad and marius bonding over how fucking bonkers the rest of the m9 are and were specifically at the dock in 35. maybe marius is super into cad's whole furry thing and they smooch tenderly whilst trying to remember when their lives were just like, fuckin normal.

("smooch" is a word which here means fuck)

From: (Anonymous)

So, I loved Caleb slipping a little bit into his previous role as a torturer when they interrogated that deckhand last night (episode 36).

What if he is captured and tortured by someone, but he's unimpressed with their methods? Caleb can't help but mess with his torturer's mind a bit, pointing out mistakes and twisting their rhetoric against them. He's an expert, after all...

He still gets horribly injured, but putting on a stoic face helps him hold onto his sanity (because let's be real -- Caleb needs all the help he can get in that department).

Bonuses:
+ He lets himself get captured to take the fall for someone else in the Mighty Nein (perhaps Jester goes too far in defiling a temple or spreading the good news about the Traveler, and Caleb confesses to the crime to spare her from being interrogated for heresy? The torturer wants more information about his accomplices and the cult, but Caleb refuses to give in.)
+ References to Caleb's harsh training under Ikithon, learning how to resist pain by being forced to undergo it himself
+ When physical torture isn't enough to break him, the torturer turns to humiliation and rape instead
+ The Mighty Nein eventually find and rescue him, and he still tries to save face, pretending the abuse wasn't that bad
+ The Mighty Nein clean him up and take care of him without coddling him too much

From: (Anonymous)

Someone starts some funny business with Molly’s corpse, only for Molly to pop back alive at some point.
Anything goes.

From: (Anonymous)

Yasha cuts Caleb with her sword while shaving and his magic dissapears. This includes frumpkin so there’s nothing to calm his nerves in the meantime. Cue the group NOT abandoning him, as he fears, but training him in the neccissary battle skills to cope and be valuable without.
Wether it’s permanent is up to the author.
+ lots of anxiety, lots of guilt, and lots of comfort
+ Whump

From: (Anonymous)

~~Help, I'm stuck in a new rarepair.~~ Twice now, Liam made a point to say that Jester's antics have made him turn beet red. I want Jester noticing this and going out of her way to tease and fluster him, and eventually finding out how far down the red goes.

From: (Anonymous)

So the most recent episode (to put it vaguely) had Caleb indulge in some voyeurism. And hey, who in the group is most likely to be an exhibitionist? Mollymauk "bad roommate" Tealeaf. A match made in heaven.

I have a couple scenarios I can suggest for them. Have at whatever you want or make up something yourself. I don't need Molly knowing Caleb is watching him (I kind of prefer it because Caleb's guilt complexis so delicious). I just need those two being the perfect opposites, and foxy Molly.

* Molly getting off thinking of Caleb (whether Caleb knows or finds out the star of his mind's eye is up to you) and Caleb guiltily enjoying all the little noises Molly makes.
* Molly getting down and dirty with someone he picked up in some tavern and Caleb imagining himself in Molly's partner's place.
* Caleb taking watch and sitting right across the fire from Molly having a wet dream.
* Caleb is unable to fall asleep and listens in on Molly masturbating while on watch.
* Molly has Caleb watch as he flirts and dances with tavern patrons, with Caleb seeing how far Molly will go before Caleb has to drag him upstairs.
* Molly uses a toy of some kind as Caleb sits at the desk, "reading."

+ I love Caleb's guilt complex and his complete unwillingness to have good things. If Molly doesn't know he's watching, play up that good good shame. Yum.
+ I tend to like Molly bottoming/submitting for pure self indulgence, but whatever fits your story is alright with me!
- I feel a little weird about Frumpkin watching (poor little dude goes through enough) but again, whatever fits the story.
- Please don't have Molly get assaulted by someone and have Caleb just watch idly.

But in all honesty: go wild with these two perverts.

From: (Anonymous)

caleb on fantasy testosterone combining the hormonal growth of his dick with the enlarge spell to give him a dick he can fuck someone with. (or yknow, explore all by his lonesome)

+ caleb's partner is also afab (but not a woman please)
+ gimme non-human junk y'all the possibilities of afab tief junk are endless
+ caleb's partner reassuring him that they like him as is and the enlarged dick thing is not a requirement for fun sexy times
+ caleb being Overwhelmed the first time he does it
- I generally prefer dick or cock/hole to refer to trans dude genitalia but cunt is fine too. (please don't use "pussy")

From: (Anonymous)

I mean, do I need to explain? Let's hear about the way that late-night conversation could have gone...

+dirty talk (with a religious theme)
+fjord taking charge

-angst, dub-con

From: (Anonymous)

(spoilers for ep 38)

Jester saves his life during whatever happens next week, and maybe he realizes there's some benefits to not being alone. And maybe he wants to show her some...appreciation.

(If filler wants, they can always throw in a bonus bit of threesome action or voyeurism with the Traveler lmao, finally showing that he really is there)

Do whatever thou wilt with the undead aspect, honestly.

From: (Anonymous)

Fjord doesn't want to sleep with Avantika but he knows his (and the M9s) survival depends on her buying the story he is selling so he takes her up on an offer to stay the night in the captain's quarters.

Brownie points is Fjord is a virgin

From: (Anonymous)

I'd love to see a reversal on the expected trope here:

Caleb puts a concentrated effort into coming across as meek and powerless, but his true nature is that of a calculating, sharp-minded alpha with a more characteristic caring/protective heart than he'd like to believe.
Fjord has a level head and makes a good leader, but as more of his anxieties start to pile up he becomes more timid about his role in the group - it's as if giving orders or being given control tires him out in a way that feels almost unnatural for someone who isn't an omega...

Whatever the circumstances, the two of them figure the other out almost right away, but keep it to themselves out of respect for each other and for the cohesion of the group. Eventually the UST reaches a head, so they get some alone time to let themselves... indulge in their instincts. ;)

Bonus: Anything to do with Fjord's heat cycle, and how Caleb gets acquainted with it.

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb, in an attempt to test out the Shapechanger ability before he's got the proper levels, completely fucks up the spell about halfway through. What was initially going to be a surprise for his friends (the team gets TWO cute cats) instead turns into him trying to hide his new ears, tail, and cat-like urges until he can get the spell slots back to fix himself.

Who figures out the mystery and what they do with this knowledge is up to you.

Kitten Play, Tail/Ear Sensitivity, and Caleb seeking out Cuddles/Pets are all absolutely 100% on the table.
Please no WidoNott or WidoBeau
(Widojest gets extra bonus points but everything else is also hella welcome)

From: (Anonymous)

After that slip up all I can think about is Fjord using Duces as his Molly replacement. He realizes it’s not right but Molly’s death just left him weirdly empty since they may have had a thing but never had time to explore it. So, he fucks Caduceus pretending it’s Molly and getting their names mixed up in the middle of it.