criticalkink | CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!

Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to

criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.

Now go forth and prompt!

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From: (Anonymous)

During their first meeting there were a few instances when Dairon reminded Beau uncomfortably of her father... Particularly struck by the image of Beau, taken off guard by that first, abrupt brutal punch Dairon landed to shut her up, knelt frozen and brittle on the floor at Dairon's feet, just clutching her jaw and waiting for her next move

Would love anything exploring that Beau/Dairon relationship further, especially if some aspects of it are (implied or explicitly, idc) maybe a not-so-healthy coping mechanism on Beau's part.

I'm picturing consensual, but I'm also okay if you wanna go dubcon or whatever else, especially considering the innate messiness of mentor/student ships.

Bonus points for
+ discipline/punishment stuff
++ praise kink
+++ crying

From: (Anonymous)

Spoilers for C2E24!

Handwavey Jester needs to disguise herself as Astrid so she and Caleb can sneak in somewhere, so she has Caleb describe her and she sketches her until Caleb says she's got it right. When she tries Disguise Self on for size, though, Caleb looks so very....heartbroken that she offers to sleep with him while being Astrid.

Filler's choice on if he agrees to, doesn't want to, wants to sleep with Jester as herself instead, etc, and whether they have Feelings for each other or not.

(Personal preference is for Jester to make the offer after she's dropped disguise self, as it somehow feels too dubcon-y for her to ask him while she's still wearing Astrid's face)

From: (Anonymous)

!!mild spoilers for ep24!!

SOMEONE HAD TO PROMPT THIS. dear anon, give me your sweetest, raunchiest dicking down of this orc. make me blush. extreme preference for it being with a male character, but it doesn't have to be caleb or molly if that doesn't grab you - OMCs? the gentleman? wessik the trim??? dolan & horris looking for a third??!?!? - just have someone show fjord "i've never really done this before and also i'm too busy to jerk off that often, and oh my god" tough a fantastic time.

+where he's sensitive, he's really sensitive - intimate spots like the back of his neck, his shaved head, his nipples, his inner thighs. places people don't really touch on him that turn out to really work for him.
+whoever it is giving him gentle instructions during, especially if fjord's on top
- too much humiliation surrounding him being a virgin, or focusing on virginity in any big way really. also not picky if he is or isn't~

From: (Anonymous)

I headcanon that Nott had child(ren) at ome point, and is very bitter about them being raised communally, as seems to be par for the course for goblins. Give me some good impregnation/pregnancy kink.

+++ getting fucked by multiple goblin men to increase her chances of getting pregnant
+++++dirty talk along the lines of
++++++++++ the power dynamic that neither of them really wants to do this but they need babies to make a bigger goblin tribe. Bonus on top of bonus if you make it a few different gobins approching it differently (one of them making her look at them in the act, one of them shoving her face in the bedroll, one of them talking about how good and strong their babies will be during the act, one of them shushing her and just getting it over with.)

Non or dub con is fine but dont torture my goblin babe too much.

From: (Anonymous)

In light of this week's episode....

What if Molly had gotten Caleb to dance with him instead of with Jester?

Basically I want a scene where Molly is an extremely provocative dancer. Bonus for dirty talk. And if the night ends in drunken, sloppy kissing or more, I would be ever grateful.

From: (Anonymous)

Any pairing will do really, but I picture Molly/Fjord being easiest. His tusks starting to grow back in may present some, well, challenges using his mouth ;) I'm new to the kinkmeme, links to any similar fics are loved.

Here's something to inspire, maybe:

"Wait wait, love," Molly purrs, catching Fjord's jaw in his hand. Fjord looks up from between Molly's legs, eyebrows furrowing in confusion. His thumb runs gently over Fjord's lips before sneaking between them and teasing over one of his tusks; Fjord flushes a deeper green. "We may have to find something new to do with your mouth, now won't we?"

From: (Anonymous)

Just general horribleness that presumably might happen after the end of episode 25, torture, abuse and the like. Include Fjord and Yasha if you want, Fjordjester is fine if you want.

From: (Anonymous)

Possible self-harm & dubcon CWs.

At some point in trying to puzzle out the magic of the falchion and Molly's scimitars, they decide to test the blades out on each other (or themselves). Some part of them knows they should stop, but their friend looks so beautiful with the blood making designs on their skin, and whatever magic these swords have ... they approve. Eventually it's almost a contest to see who can leave the most intricate scars on the other.

++ Playing with possession by Fjord's patron or even a semi-sentient sword itself.

I'm mostly into the nonsexual side of this sort of play but if you want to add smut I wouldn't object (if smut: sub!Fjord in power dynamic play and I'd rather no trans headcanons).

From: (Anonymous)

A soulmate au Where everyone has a black stain on their body somewhere where their soulmate touches them for the first time. After their soulmate touches them, or is touched by them, that spot becomes the color matching the other's skin tone (or turns into a rainbow, up to you). Caleb hasn't let anyone touch him since he entered The Mighty Nein. One night he goes to piss and finds a large hole in the wall. He becomes flustered until he sees a cock poking through. It is too dark to see whose but he figures what's the harm? But when morning comes. He finds his tongue is purple.

+anal sex
++at least 3 chapters
+++Molly has a breeding kink
(It might also be cool to see this in omegaverse but up to the author)

I don't believe in the trans!caleb head canon. Please don't put it in this?

It would also be awesome to see it on ArchiveofOurown, but not needed

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb is really good at going down on ladies, and he really enjoys it. Sometimes he does the ladies in the group a solid by non-romantically going down on them to help them get rid of some excess stress. It also tends to calm down the rapid patter of his brain, so, sincerely: win-win.

From: (Anonymous)

An aasimar barbrian with the Stormlord's favor can only be contained by chains for so long. Her captors, fearing for their own safety, find sufficient leverage in threatening/harming her friends.

+Fjord/Jester/Yasha comforting (as romantic/platonic as you like)
++Yasha fighting against her bonds, being handled roughly
+++Yasha reluctantly yielding to her captors to keep Fjord and Jester safe
++++++++++noncon

From: (Anonymous)

When Caleb was near catatonic at the asylum, one of the workers saw an opportunity to make a little coin on the side, inviting strangers to have a little one-on-one time with him. Caleb is too confused to realize what's happening and can't say anything about it. He is only aware the people he doesn't know come by and do things that hurt or make him uncomfortable.
++++ The worker running this scheme comforts and calms Caleb down afterwords. Evil aftercare.

From: (Anonymous)

so i had the thought of someone maybe knowing lucien and coming for him or the gentleman finding out mollys secret and using it against him to use him or maybe the gentleman thinks mollys defied him or wronged him and rapes him as punishment but yeah i dont mind what is in mollys pants like if you wanna make him trans just dont be gross about it or anything(ie dont use like slurs or anything) im a trans nb man myself

im ok with like watersports but not scat

if you write this with a random person pls dont make it anyone from the nein

but yeah go wild

From: (Anonymous)

Without going into detail, I wanted to prompt any sort of fix it for episode 26. Early parts of the episode has some good Widomauk flavor so I absolutely welcome that, but gen is good too!

From: (Anonymous)

Lorenzo likes breaking people, especially the pretty ones.

From: (Anonymous)

In episode 26 they said the Iron Shepards break their prisoners both mentally and physically to prepare them for slavery. I'd like to see that if y'all are up for it. Noncon is fine as is romantic relationships between any of the captured three.

+The captured three comforting each other between sessions.
+++Lorenzo taunting them about killing Molly.

From: (Anonymous)

SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 26

Someone mentioned the possibility that Molly might come back as a Lingering Ghost and while I'm not sure how likely that is. Ghost sex. Maybe just masturbation and voyeurism and pining for impossible touch. Or whatever your imagination can drum up. Thank u

From: (Anonymous)

After a big battle Beau is a bit bloody and bruised and Yasha would be lying if she wasn't a little turned on by it and they've both got adrenaline to burn

From: (Anonymous)

They've all got their scars,so one night they tell their stories and comfort each other

A good mix of angst and fluffy scar stories would be cool
No scat or watersports please!

From: (Anonymous)

caleb/molly, necrophilia

basically caleb finds some way to be alone with molly's corpse and fucks it as a final goodbye/please come back/whatever

no trans headcanons

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb finally meets Trent again, all these years later, and is forcibly reminded of how Trent sometimes combined reward and punishment in ways Caleb never liked, but was told he was lucky to recieve.

Any pairings, filler's choice on whether Trent only (let's call it what it is:) abused Caleb, or the other two students as well.

+++ if Caleb still can't quite name it for what it was
++++++ the rest of the M9 get Caleb out of there, even if they can't face off with Trent yet (or if they can: they kill Trent but GOOD)
+++++++++ Caleb tells the rest of them his story.
++++++++++++++++++ He tells them for Yasha's sake.

From: (Anonymous)

i mean

"i'm kinda into her demeaning me with that "little girl" thing"

pls

From: (Anonymous)

So last night I found a fic with Molly having a knot, and from the description I'd thought it would have Caleb being surprised by Molly's knot, but I was disappointed.

I'd like to see Molly and Caleb having their first time together, and Molly forgetting to mention the fact that he has a knot, and possibly goes into a breeding frenzy/mindset when he has sex.

No noncon, watersports/scat, or transphobic slurs please

I'd like to see:
+ Molly with weird genitalia, like ridges, multiple cocks, etc. Up to you (if you decide on multi cocks, I'd love to see him force them into Caleb at the same time, stretching him and making him whine that he can't take it, and needs to cum, but Molly won't let him)
+ Molly humiliating him for squirming on his knot, calling him his slut, etc.
+ Trans Caleb getting extremely wet just getting fingered
+ Perhaps tieflings have ABO dynamics and Molly is an alpha who thinks of Caleb as his omega
+ Molly popping his knot in and out of Caleb until it's too big to remove, but it doesn't stop him from trying.
+ Molly cumming multiple times, fucking like a coyote 😜

From: (Anonymous)

Listen you can’t tell me that right now, past the realm of the living, Molly isn’t flirting wildly with Vax and Vax isn’t super into it because they’re both beautiful disasters

So what I want is both of them having a good time, flirting and conversation leading to.....lots of other stuff. Several rounds of other stuff.
Maybe some hurt/comfort if Molly starts to wonder if the rest of the Nein won’t try to resurrect him?

+bonus points if the Raven Queen makes a cameo (but not in a sexy way, maybe giving Vax shit about being distracted lately, idk)
-no scat/watersports/bloodplay please

From: (Anonymous)

Beau is an absolute giant bottom, and I love it, but I feel like Yasha would like to take some time to be bossed around, to not have to think for herself for a bit.

I wanna see Yasha act like a kitten for Beau– wear a collar, maybe a tail plug and cute lingerie. She's shy and still unsure of herself, but Beau is patient to a degree, enough to let Yasha gain a lil confidence before she takes over completely and fucks her silly.

Bonus points for:
- Yasha wearing a dildo gag that goes both ways– one end goes down her throat and the other sticks out to let Beau "fuck her face"
- Beau pulling on Yasha's tail at random points and surprising her. Bonus points if the plug is really big and makes it difficult for her to move.
- Yasha constantly trying to hide her face, making the cutest little sounds for Beau.

No rape, watersports, scat, or anything along those lines.