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CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

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caleb not being sure whether he can trust astrid/eadwulf, but trying to bridge the gap anyways. he's willing to use whatever resources he has to find out. perhaps they use him for politics post-canon, with archmage astrid trying to gain power, or they just want bren back, or somewhere in between?

The Martinet visits Trent in his prison cell and has his way with him.
(Possibly on multiple occasions. After all, with that silencing collar it's not as if Trent can really speak up about it...)

Very not interested in snuff or bathroom stuff, but otherwise feel free to have Ludinus be as rough, cruel, and/or sorcerously devious as you like.

Picture this: the Tombtakers vs The Mighty Nein. Everything is going to hell. The Nein manage to escape, but in this scenario they have to leave Fjord behind.

Lucien now has Fjord as a captive. Fjord's got a good track record of seducing people who want him dead but Lucien is the cat toying with his mouse and they both know it's a matter of time before he gets bored and goes for the kill (or worse).

Where that goes is up to you. See below for ideas:

1) Lucien keeps Fjord alive as a power play. He knows Fjord will attempt to double cross him but Lucien is Lucien enough to think it won't matter. The vibe is absolutely Dread Roberts "I'll kill you in the morning."

2) Fjord is absolutely in the zone re: weaponizing his charm. If he survives he can process this and have a little breakdown later.

3) The sex is WAY better than both of them expect which is a combo of the intense power play, and the impending threat of death.

4) Fjord finds out Lucien has their sex on speakerphone so to speak, when Lucien comes and Fjord hears all of the Tombtakers shouting in unison.

Other Notes:

-both Fjord and Lucien are aware this ends with one of them dead or full of red eyes, and they both know the odds are stacked against Fjord. Lucien just likes watching him scramble to survive.

-does it end with Fjord escaping? The M9 saving him? Lucien killing him? The M9 finally arrive, but Fjord's sporting 3 red eyes and answers to Lucien now, etc...

-I'm sure there's dark non-sexual ways for this to play out but this is the kmeme and I personally want to see Lucien pushing Fjord's boundaries and Fjord making the best of the cards in his hand. This does not specifically mean Fjord gets penetrated in sex. Power comes in a lot of forms.

-This is, of course, an outline for a much longer fic so please take any small piece of it that inspires you and go from there. Maybe the piece is that "ALL the TT get a piece of Fjord"

-Promot says dubcon but depending on your ideas this could be straight up noncon. Just please no woobie!Fjord. He's bad off but he's going to do his best to survive this.

Bonus points: despite his efforts, this ends badly for Fjord (however you interpret that)

Please no: scat or watersports. Graphic torture porn or dismemberment. No passive, woobie Fjord.

The big fight with the wizards had SOOOO much UST. Especially Fjord and Eadwulf!! I want more!

Something around the time the mighty nein are at the blooming grove, and the scourgers are on yard cleaning duty. Fjord and Eadwulf can't shake the UST and have to do something about it. Maybe there's some sparring that gets too hot and turns into foreplay but iregardless, they gotta fuck about it.

Or it's before that fight, when the gang are in Caleb's hometown and Fjord and Eadwulf run into each other at a bar. Or maybe after the fight/campaign and they're together for... idk. Caleb and Essek's wedding or something.

+++++ if Jester is involved somehow. Watches? Instigates?
+ If Jester is involved I'm ok with Astrid also being involved somehow too.
+ Eadwulf likes it rough
++ dirty, rough sex with some wiggling for who's in control
+ happy with submissive bratty Eadwulf, powerbottom Fjord, or some variation thereof
+ a little blood play is ok. There is a Volstrucker involved after all
++ messy/come play
+ if Jester and/or Astrid are involved I want them mixed up with the guys, not just a mlm and wlw side by side thing, make it a clumsy, dirty three/foursome
+++ Fjord praise kink hell yeah
++++ all my love if you can highlight all the ways Fjord and Eadwulf are similar and yet different
+++++++++++++ Fjord and Eadwulf get along surprisingly well

- infidelity. If you can't/don't fit Jester in, just handwave it that Fjord and Jester aren't together yet. I'm running on the assumption that Eadwulf and Astrid are in an open relationship
- No bathroom kinks
- no Caleb involved in the sex please

tl;dr: i really think Fjord and Eadwulf have a lot of UST and should hook up about it. And bring their girlfriends too.

In honor of Whumptober could I get some Mollymauk whump? I'd love something that involves him being tortured or in severe/traumatic peril but eventually rescued and helped to recover by Caleb (the rest of the M9 can be there too) and during his recovery he starts realizing that he's love with Caleb.

I'm open to anything as long as it involves Molly being hurt and his slow recovery being assisted by Caleb.

++Tiefling anatomy
+++attempted slave training
++++Caleb being a BAMF
++++Molly trying and failing to remain strong

Can't believe the M9 reunion was so horny and we haven't had any kinkmeme posts about it yet lmao.

What it says on the tin basically, Caleb using the ring of telepathy on Veth and getting...a little more of an earful (headful?) on her and Yeza together. Can be in the context of past or present widobrave, or just their canon swirl of overlapping feelings.

Do NOT want any jokes/references to Veth being Caleb’s mother.

AU where either there’s a lot more time between the peace talks and Eiselcross, or the post-Aeor throwdown doesn’t happen. Either way, Essek’s hand in marriage is promised to Ikithon as part of the peace negotiations, and the Nein have to figure out how to free him from that arrangement without fucking up the peace they just worked so hard to achieve.

+/- Would prefer no actual rape (maybe they need to wait to consummate the marriage because reasons?), but some unwanted touching/kissing is good ESPECIALLY if Trent plays it up when Caleb’s around, and threats about how he could do whatever he wanted to Essek and no one could stop him are also good

+Essek isn’t physically or magically restrained and could refuse/fight back…but that would jeopardize the peace, which he’s keenly aware is worth more to the Dynasty than he is

+Essek being paraded around on Trent’s arm, dressed up pretty and enduring vaguely racist and/or sexualizing comments from Empire high-ups

+Essek and Caleb have been dancing around each other for a while but not acted on their feelings, possibly leading to awkwardly-timed love confessions and “you’re gonna tell me this NOW?”

+They fix it somehow (taking Trent down? getting Essek engaged to Caleb instead? both?)

+Shadowgast happy ending, but a bunch of angst first

Watching the post-M9 Reunion 4SD, and something about “Kingsley just wants to do Fjords job but better” and “Fjord hasn’t proposed yet!” so close together got me thinking, you know what else Kingsley could do better...

I don’t need Fjord involved, but I’d rather no cheating. Could be established ot3, could be Fjorester is an open relationship, could be just a one time kink thing Fjord’s in on, up to you.

Listen, I just think that a character hasn't been properly welcomed by a fandom until some truly weird porn is written about them.

So let's have a scenario where Kingsley is the one to bear Zehir's mark, does not get bailed out by the Wildmother, and is now discovering that the deal has some...fringe benefits. Like, "dream sex with a snake god" style benefits.

I'd be happy with anything from serious corruption kink to pure horny crack or anything in between.
Would prefer it to be consensual as far as that's possible between a person and a betrayer god, but some manipulation is probably inevitable.

YES to:
- coiling
- horny venom
- eggs
- you know, snake god things

Caleb/Essek, alternate post-canon where they decide that the time that they had together in this lifetime isn't enough, and they both become Consecuted. Because this is a kink meme, this is a set up for the two of them to have sex in a variety of bodies. Any player species are fair game, as well as any genders! Smut is the focus, but the level of world building for said smut is up to you!

+sappy smut
+++xeno biology. Gimme weird dicks and non-mammelean body types!
++general rediscovery: adjusting to new bodies + genetalia; finding out what used to work to get off (or get the other person off) no longer does; getting to taste/touch the other person in a favored way for the first time again
+minor insecurity. Ex, the more recently reborn embarrassed about having less stamina/being less skilled in their new body; the less recently reborn a bit self-conscious about how their body has aged in the years since they had last been together
+"I've been a [insert species + gender combo] before, being on the receiving end of [insert sex act of your choosing] was one of my favorite things and now I can't wait to make you feel the same ways you made me feel"
+over-the-top/tongue-in-cheek role-playing as their past selves (or their partner's past selves)
+honestly the idea of a 5+1 fic where it's five first times and then a coda where for whatever reason, the new identity of the person who was most recently reborn means that a relationship between the two is a non-starter and they will try again next lifetime is funny to me

-no piss/scat/vomit please

Idk I just think that this situation is rife for first of all, really hot out-of-the-box smut, and then, b, comedy. (I am also a sucker for people finding one another across lifetimes)

AU, where Nott was never a Halfling but wants to be (I've only watching so I'mm still on the bit where no one knows Nott's backstory and I just think the idea is interesting of her being born a Goblin, but wanting desperately be be a halfling, hence learning the language and disguising herself)

And this is inspired by a few posts where I've seen other characters being shipped or poly nein but with Nott not included.

So something please where for some reason) the group get closer, relationships develop and everyone is touching more and hugging, and even kissing sometimes. Nott believes they are all starting to get together, overhears conversations she's not meant to hear, see's various memebers grow closer with each other. No one had acted any differently around her, and she knows that none of them would ever want to be in a relationship with a goblin.

The others have not yet actually got together, as in negoiations about it, but they all agree that it wouldn't feel right without Nott, who is twitchy and self depricating and hard to pin down, who makes stuttering excuses if someone tries to bring anyting about relationships up with her.

Just basically a wild flurry of misunderstandings.

Then something happens, dunno what, where maybe Nott does something stupidly self sacraficing and brave, because it's better she be killed/injured that one of them, or her deciding to strike out on her own, and getting into almost immeadiate trouble because she's a goblin in a world that hates them etc. (whatever it is, she has let them know its because she wants them to be happy together and is sorry for being in the way of that, or something similar)

the others come to her aid, sort the issue, and finally have the conversation they need to have with her. And of course she thinks they're doing it out of misplaced pity, but they just love her and keep loving her until she finally understands.

(love does not have to equal sex, but some sex would be acceptable) If there was even something a little beyond that, where they remind her of how much she is loved when she gets insecure that would be cool too.

thank you.

Say Essek is at the Mighty Nein's tower with his brother Verin going over some plan and Caleb comes home in the middle of their planning.

It's clear he's tired and not fully paying attention so when he sees Verin who looks almost identical to Essek, he simply takes Verin's face in his hands and kisses him. In front of everyone.

Bonus for the kids being hot and heavy, Caleb's voice is husky and it's obvious he's running on fumes from a bad day as a professor when he suggests they go somewhere a little more private to blow off some steam

Extra bonus for the Nein and Essek coughing awkwardly and everyone making fun of Caleb for mistaking Verin for Essek and Verin making fun of Essek because "If you're not gonna put a ring on the wizard, Essek, I definitely will just to get kissed like that again man that was HOT"

The crew's initial stay on Darktow is a little longer, giving them some time to explore. Caleb goes off on his own at some point and somehow ends up stuck somewhere all out of spells for the day and... yeah it's basically just stuck in a wall trope, with a bunch of pirates horny from being stuck at sea for so long finding him and using him as their cum dump. Ok with cis, trans, a/b/o verse, or magic shenanigans, but please no rule 63.

+ verbal degradation/name calling/slut shaming
+ breeding kink
+ object insertion
+ size kink
+ creative use of magic by some of the pirates

---- painful sex, blood, bathroom kinks, vomit

Cinderella AU where Trent has Astrid, Eadwulf & Caleb under his thumb as "students" but really he took a liking to Caleb and keeps him as a servant in the house rather than teaching him any magic. Essek is the prince and announces he will hold a grand ball to find a spouse, much to his mother's chagrin, and every eligible person is invited- Trent of course forbids Caleb from going, citing he has too much work to do but Eadwulf and Astrid have a plan to secretly help Caleb out: discuss him with the friends Trent made in Essek's court in hopes one of them would be willing to help rescue him from Trent's clutches where they cannot

+The Mighty Nein are different members of Essek's court or friends of his from neighboring countries (Yasha & Beau could be bodyguards, Jester a visiting royal, Fjord a highly respected sea captain and Cadeucus is Essek's healer. Verin is also there as captain of Essek's guard)

++Nott & Yeza are fellow villagers that take care of Caleb when Astrid and Eadwulf are unable to do so themselves. They're invited to the ball and help sneak Caleb out/give him a suit to wear for the party. Astrid & Eadwulf try to keep Trent from noticing Caleb is at the ball and not at home, with the help of the Nine

+++At the ball, The Nine and Verin are not impressed with Trent, but keep him occupied so Essek can get to know the pretty redhead man/talk magic with the plus one Nott bought with her and her husband; Essek is appalled to learn that Caleb has so much magical prowess but is prevented/not allowed to use any of it due to his standing as a servant (he tells the Nine & Verin he has an inkling Caleb is under duress and of course it's quiet, polite Cadeucus who gives a stone cold review of Trent Ikithon and a run down of the three people he has under his tutelage, and how he learned from a quick detection spell that he bars one of them and keeps them around as a personal slave and refused to educate him as promised)

++++Caleb's necklace that prevents detection fell off during the ball and Trent finds out that Caleb somehow went against his wishes; for the next few days during Essek's search for the necklace owner, the Nine keep knocking at Trent's door only for his students to turn them away - with a scrying spell they see that Trent has locked Caleb away and is abusing him/taunting him/giving him extra chores and they vow to get him out, especially after they hear some of the more appalling/sexual comments Trent is willing to throw Caleb's way

So I just found out that canonically despite being in the body of a 26 year old man, Mollymauk is actually 2 years old and cannot read

Cue the Nein finding out about this and teaching him how to read- funny, sad, however you wanna go maybe a 5 + 1 type thing or something

So Yasha introduced herself as Molly's bodyguard/the circus's security detail right? Why? Mostly because people think that Molly is fair game, and he certainly flaunts himself for sttention right? It wouldn't hurt if patrons tried to have a go at him, but Yasha steps in when that happens because Molly is the one good thing the circus has these days and he's the closest she has to a best friend

Basically a series of instances where Yasha protected Molly from skeevy people over the years and maybe an extra of the Nein witnessing it because while Molly is very forthcoming and open about sex and likes to flirt and tease, he still cares about consent and the Nein seeing that taken away from Molly is unnerving and uncomfortable

The Luxon canonically has the ability to create a new soul and people who are either chosen by it or fuck in front of a beacon or both? (unclear) can be impregnated with that soul. Leylas/Quana have a child this way shortly after the events of the show in the Bright Queen tie-in comic. Somebody PLEASE make this happen to an m9 member of your choice.

maybe Jester's comments about "needing to make lots of babies" get taken literally
maybe Caleb gets "rewarded" for being the one to hand the beacon over
maybe this is post-canon!Essek's complicated ticket to get back in the Dynasty's favor
maybe literally any of them had a casual ONS near a beacon and got unlucky

whoever it is, just give us some drama + whatever pregnancy kinks you desire + the nein being a bumbling group of surprised co-parents

Essek deserves to get dominated and spoiled by his wizard boyfriends, that’s all.

i enjoy the thought of trans!Essek for this one, though cis!Essek is cool too. Also Yussa, canonically trans, taking advantage of Caleb’s transmutation magic to give him a dick to fuck Essek senseless? Would be fun too.

+ bondage (Essek tied up so he has to just sit back and let them spoil him)
+ manhandling
+ possessive sex & marks
+ rough sex
+ size kink? Size kink
+++ added to that, double penetration (Essek likes to be Full)

- bathroom functions
- blood
- pain (little bit is cool but that’s it)
- anything but enthusiastic consent

The Kryn is very uptight, and with Essek being a New Soul, knowledge of intimate relationships isn’t exactly going to come to him from a past life. ‘Luckily’, the Bright Queen has taken a liking to her close friend’s oldest and is willing to introduce him to what exactly will be expected of him as a young man of Kryn nobility. Essek doesn’t know how he feels about this (bad? Is this bad? Is this fine? He’s fine) (he's not fine) and it’s not as if he nor anyone else can tell their Queen ‘no’.

+ Despite the turn away from Lolth, old (matriarchal) gender roles die hard. Especially in someone as old as Leylas
+ ‘Everyone knows and no one objects’-Angst
+ Orgasm denial
+ Essek being very patiently walked through how to be a subby service top
+ Corporal punishment/Spanking

- cartoonish porn matriarchy
- Actual underage. Essek can be scandalously young in elf years when things are going down, though
- Essek being entirely unaware of how sex works

Bonus: the M9 find out about this situation and are not amused (and maybe there’s comfort sex?)
Bonus bonus: It’s the first time anyone has ever told Essek in so many words his situation was fucked up

I loved how Cadeuces OBLITERATED Trent at his own dinner table in his own home in front of his own students and in my mind, Eadwulf probably thought it was super hot how someone actually put Trent in his place for once so Eadwulf does everything to protect Cadeuces from Trent's ire and wrath during dinner because he kinda fell a little bit in love with Caleb's unassuming pink firbolg friend right then and there

This is totally porn logic, but hear me out: What if the Aeorian hunters really ARE sex monsters, and venom from their bites turns you into some sort of sexually irresistible universal breeder? Essek gets bit on the wizards’ solo trip to Aeor, and polymorphed giant ape Caleb can’t hold himself back from taking what he wants. Is the venom effect permanent or temporary? You decide!

Would ideally include:
-noncon or noncon to dubcon
-size kink and large/unrealistic insertion
-belly bulge
-cervix penetration/womb fucking
-cum inflation
-forced orgasm/multiple orgasms

Could also include:
-rapidpreg/hyperpreg? He’s been turned into a universal breeder after all… ;)
-cervical/vaginal prolapse
-piss kink (pissing inside/piss inflation, or forced pissing due to… no more room)
-possessive/territorial Capeleb

Please no:
-scat
-MCD or lasting injuries
-Emotional aftermath - ofc it would happen, but I just want the filthy filthy porn without the consequences lol

This is my first time posting, so if you decide to fill this, thank you thank you forever!!!

I’m aware this page is largely dead and the odds of this getting filled are low, but it’s enough to put the idea out there.

The focus is, obviously, half-orc knots. You *could* take it an ABO alpha way (in which case, I’d like to see omega Essek/alpha Fjord) but it doesn’t have to be unless you really want to. It can just be an orcish genetic quirk. Other than that…

+ Essek having a size kink, any emphasis on how small Essek is physically compared to Fjord, the size of Fjord’s cock, it being a tight fit because Essek is so small. That kind of thing.
+ Breeding kink. It can just be a fantasy or a genuine possibility, either is good, just would enjoy seeing Fjord and some dirty talk about it
+ minor come inflation. Ties back into the size thing, nothing that extreme, but Essek being a little swollen because of how full of Fjord’s seed he is would be tasty
+ multiple orgasms for either party. I love both orcish virility and Essek having a hair trigger
+ Essek crying during sex, in addition to the hair trigger, I love when he turns into a sobbing overwhelmed mess

Do not wants:

- painful sex
- dub/noncon
- piss/scat

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CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

caleb/astrid, eadwulf, or both, trust/manipulation

Ludinus Da'Leth/Trent Ikithon, Dub-Con/Non-Con Post-141

Fjord/Lucien - dubcon

Eadwulf/Fjord (+ Jester + Astrid) - Can't Ignore the UST

Molly/Caleb, Whump, recovery

Caleb/Veth(/Yeza), ring of telepathy

Caleb/Essek, Essek gets unwillingly betrothed to Trent Ikithon

Kingsley/Jester(/Fjord) - cuckolding, ‘anything you can do I can do better’

interest question

Re: interest question

Re: interest question

Kingsley/Zehir - Monsterfucking, possible Oviposition

Caleb/Essek, Consecution smut

Poly Nein Nott Hurt/comfort Nott had terminally low self esteem

Caleb/Essek + Mistaking Verin For Essek

Caleb/Darktow Pirates; Non-Con; Stuck in a wall; Free Use

Caleb& Trent Ikithon, Caleb/Essek + Cinderella AU

Mollymauk & The Nein + Teaching Molly How To Read

Mollymauk & Yasha (+ The Nein), Why Yasha is Molly's Bodyguard

Any/Any, Magical Luxon Pregnancy

Caleb/Yussa/Essek - Sub Essek gets spoiled

Essek/Leylas Dub or NonCon

Cadeuces/Eadwulf + Protecting Cadeuces From Ikithon

Prompt: Shadowgast in Aeor - sex pollen(-ish)+polymorph

Essek/Fjord, Knotting, Trans Essek