criticalkink | CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!

Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to

criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.

Now go forth and prompt!

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From: (Anonymous)

Essek may have been a bit dishonest in saying that the only reason he floats is because it looks cool. Hecan walk. On a good day, he can even stay on his feet for nearly an hour unaided.

He's also aware how very lucky it was for him that the Lucien fight happened on a good day.

It's been well over a hundred years since Essek last used crutches and braces to get around and, in practicing, he finds himself feeling every bit as self-conscious as he had back then.

Until Caleb walks in and sees him practicing, sweating from exertion, arms shaking as he struggles to do something so simple as cross the room. Essek cannot recall ever being quite so embarassed as having his first crush in so long catch him in such a moment of vulnerability.

But Caleb praises him, impressed by the effort and that Essek is putting aside his pride and discomfort for practicality. He offers gentle encouragement, suggests that Essek ask for help should he need it, and even expresses attraction to him in this state.

It's not what a former Shadowhand of the Brightqueen expects to find titilating, but if being vulnerable in this way continues to encourage Caleb Widogast to call him a good boy, how can he resist?

From: (Anonymous)

Fjord and Jester keep (or recreate) their outfits from the Vox Machina vs. Mighty Nein one-shot to have some fun on their own later.

Just… please give me bad bitch Jester having some fun with Fjord in his assless chaps.

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb and Essek find a tentacle monster while exploring Aeor, which proceeds to capture them and have its way with them. Maybe they aren't willing to start with, but it uses some sort of uber-aphrodisiac that makes both of them helplessly horny for it by the end. Noncon/dubcon is fine.

Bonuses:
+ Multiple penetration
+ Multiple orgasms
+ Both of them going kind of stupid for a bit with how much pleasure the monster makes them feel

DNW:
- oviposition/breeding
- vomit, watersports, scat, and other excessive bodily fluids

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb letting his partner basically use him to get off and enjoying it. Humping his leg, grinding on his cock, using his mouth. Maybe tying him up so he can't touch himself while they do it. I just want Caleb leaking all over himself while his partner uses him to get themselves off.

From: (Anonymous)

The rest of the m9 want to show Essek how much they appreciate him - by taking turns fucking him. Definitely want Caleb, Fjord, Jester, and Veth to all be involved; Beau, Yasha, Caduceus, and Kingsley optional. Whatever combination of real dicks/polymorph dicks/straps Essek gets fucked with are up to you, anyone else being trans is also cool if you want to explore that.

+praise kink
+overstimulation
++light breeding kink
++Essek being tied down
+++lots of cum
+++squirting

No dubcon/noncon or bathroom stuff please.

From: (Anonymous)

Keg still feels partially responsible for Molly and, knowing her strength does not lie in written apologies, decides to make it up to Kingsley another way.

Kingsley doesn’t really see the need for an apology but he’s sure not going to turn it down!

Keg does all the work, since it’s an apology from her, and all Kingsley has to do is hold himself still and just take it without reciprocating.

From: (Anonymous)

Fjord casts Command/Hypnotic Pattern and Jester is eager to be his mindless toy.

From: (Anonymous)

Look, Kingsley knows what sex is. His knowledge about the world is fine, it's mostly just the autobiographical memories that aren't there.

That doesn't mean he won't do his best to look earnestly confused until his Captain tells him about the birds and the bees, though. Mostly because it'll be really funny.

Fjord is more confident than he used to be but he's still really bad at talking about these things. Jester knows what's up immediately but she plays along because it's hilarious.

+ Fjord is So Awkward but he's giving it his best shot and tries to use inclusive language
+ Jester keeps cutting in with wildly incorrect "tiefling facts" and hand-drawn illustrations
+ Fjord verbally sparring back once he realizes he's been had

+ I'm fine whether or not any explicitly shippy OT3 stuff takes place, but I need to see King being a shameless flirt regardless (does that come installed in the factory settings?)

+++ this is mostly a silly prompt but if someone managed to work in Kingsley having some gender feels & trying to figure them out in the context of his identity, I would actually be ecstatic

From: (Anonymous)

I'm rewatching C2 and in the beach scene when they've just arrived in Nicodranas, Caleb is naked while Fjord is fully clothed which got me thinking. There isn't a specific scene I'm interested in, just Fjord clothed and Caleb naked. Maybe Caleb getting ready to take a bath when Fjord comes in and they fuck? Fjord watching Caleb masturbate? Or Caleb as a slave not worthy of clothes?

I don't like scat and vomit or the lesbians getting involved with men, everything else is good

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb can’t leave the dome for eight hours once it’s cast. Surely there have been times when he really would like to. How does he handle a night when he’s really gotta go?

Desperation, accidental wetting, relieving himself in front of the group, or even taking precautions like diapers while all his friends are inescapably clustered around him.

The rest of the Nein offer teasing or comfort as they see fit.

Personal preference for fully platonic but polynein or Caleb/Essek or Caleb/Veth are good too.

From: (Anonymous)

AU where Ukotoa comes to power and Fjord, as one of his favored prophets, is gifted with all the power, influence, and material wealth that comes with serving a being that controls the very seas. And, of course, any chosen of Ukotoa has his pick of suitable options when it comes to selecting a bride.

All the fun trappings that come with an arranged marriage, bonus points if the other party is initially hostile about the whole situation, featuring some crazy good sex in a lush and decadent setting. Bonus bonus points for sneaking tentacles in there somehow 👀

From: (Anonymous)

I really just want Jester stuck with a full bladder during a trip of some kind (maybe by ship or cart) and trying to concentrate on a conversation with Caleb, but also desperately trying not to leak. Caleb teasing her and eventually straight up telling her to spread her legs. Everyone is turned on, Jester pees herself, Caleb gets her off afterwards.

Most important part is Caleb spreading Jester's legs while she's desperately trying to hold on.

Prefer no other participants.

++the environment making it hard to hold (rain sounds or sloshing water)
++dribbling and managing to stop but Caleb notices anyway

From: (Anonymous)

Someone gets a bit too flirtatious with Essek and while he shows no interest in return, it brings out a side of Caleb he doesn’t often show. He takes Essek home and proceeds to dom the hell out him to remind him who’s he is.

+ Marking/Biting
+ Caleb being rough with Essek
+ Lots of dirty talk

- Dubcon or noncon. This is something they’ve done before and are both very into
- Please no bodily fluids
- Essek being bratty

From: (Anonymous)

I just need more desperation and piss kink with these two. Caleb gently (or not so gently) helping Essek give up his hard won control. Bonus if there's very soft sex and aftercare afterwards.

From: (Anonymous)

Beau’s current injuries are enough to keep her confined to her bed for a while even after her full helpings of healing cleric magic. Some things take time!

Fortunately, Jester knows from all the very “romantic” books she’s read that there are all sorts of special ways to make someone feel better.

So Jester “plays” doctor with Beauregard as her patient.

She gives very thorough examinations to keep an exact eye on Beau’s recovery.

She helps guide her through stretches she can do in bed without aggravating her injuries.

She gives massages to Beau’s poor muscles that she can’t use while she’s stuck in bed.

She cleans and washes Beau to make sure she looks, smells, and feels as nice as she can.

She even helps Beau relieve herself with a bedpan/diaper/lift to the toilet and wipes her clean after.

And when Beau is feeling particularly bad, Jester knows an orgasm is a great painkiller.

-No non-con/dub-con.
-Personal preference is for a friends-with-benefits dynamic between them but filler is welcome to make them more romantic.
-Exact nature of Beau’s injuries is up to the filler. I pictured some broken limbs but I’m happy for whatever you’ve got.

From: (Anonymous)

look i'm rewatching campaign 2 and i had forgotten a) how hot ophelia was and b) how much she looked like she wanted to eat that wizard alive

+ trans caleb
+ facesitting (i.e. ophelia sits on caleb's face)
+ a lil bit of rough treatment (hair-pulling, scratching, spanking)
+ aftercare

i'm on the fence as to whether caleb would be more into praise or humiliation so that's up to you!!

From: (Anonymous)

Craving a fic where Avantika might still be unnervingly interested in Fjord for the same reasons as in canon, but she's also very taken with Caleb for some reason, and directs all her advances his way instead. Big bonus for her very unashamedly flirting and him either being completely oblivious to it happening or very flustered and unsure of how to react; either way she's loving it. Smut optional, any con level is fine.

Please no bathroom kinks

From: (Anonymous)

I just really need a fic dedicated to fjord and his tusks.

+ biting
+ fingers in mouth
+ inspecting teeth
+ object in mouth (like a ball gag/bit) used to show off/access teeth better

i don't know what the name of this kink is but the "lover does an inspection as if they were purchasing a stock animal" is something I always enjoy when I think about this. take a look at those chompers and tell him how nice they are. I feel like it's always been a sore spot for him so it would be nice for a partner to put some extra love on those teefs.

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb being super into watching Essek & Eadwulf together.

+ Bottom/Vers Essek
+ Size difference (Essek is so small compared to Eadwulf)
+ Rough sex (Wulf is much rougher than Caleb ever is)
+ Caleb not being allowed to join or touch himself

- noncon or dubcon (everyone is into and everyone knows)

From: (Anonymous)

Most wizards know to take care of their physical needs before starting a lengthy spellcasting ritual…but everyone has those times when they really wish they had taken a bathroom break before they were half way into a spell that takes hours to cast.

Caleb and Essek find themselves in just such a situation while working on an experimental spell, but stepping away long enough for a pee break could cause the whole spell to fail. And it took some really rare components! They can wait until the spell is cast…right?

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb's keeping an eye on the rest of the Nein during a mission with Frumpkin. While he's doing this, someone else comes across him, and realizes that he can't hear or see what's going on even if he can feel is and respond. So, they take advantage of the situation, moving his body how they want it and then fucking him senseless. Caleb just lets it happen, because he needs to make sure the rest of the group isn't in danger, and he can't really do anything about it without either coming back to himself or getting Frumpkin close enough that he'd have no line of sight on the others. So they use him to get off and then just leave him there, absolutely filthy and used.

+the Nein move a little at some point, so Frumpkin comes closer to where Caleb is to follow them, and Caleb can hear everything, including lots of dirty talk and slut-shaming, and his own noises
+more than one person ends up fucking him
+it's in a public or semi-public space, like an alley, and maybe it's the middle of the night but anyone could still come through and see
(++...someone does see what's going on... and then they join in on the fun)
+creampie, breeding kink, come inflation, etc.
+objectification, degradation

-bathroom kinks, vomit, painful sex

From: (Anonymous)

I just really want to see more of Caleb fucking Essek while he’s asleep. Trans or cis Essek are fine.

+ Dirty talk and/or possessiveness
+ The sex being rough but still not waking Essek

- dubcon or noncon
- bathroom stuff

From: (Anonymous)

The incubus and succubus manage to enthrall pretty much the whole party. After they've gotten them patched up a little, the two decide that they're all quite pretty, and it would be a shame to have so many toys around and not play with them. Would prefer if Nott managed to get away somehow, and is trying to figure out how to save her friends, but you can include her if you'd like.

+dirty talk
+slut-shaming
+objectification, degradation
++the fiends making some of the others fuck each other, too (+part of how some of them rationalize going along with it to themselves is because they've been pining after them for awhile)
+++++++the incubus and Fjord or Caduceus double team Caleb's tight ass, give me that dp

-bathroom kinks
-Beau or Yasha being directly involved with any of the guys

From: (Anonymous)

These two deserve so much more attention. The Thelyss brothers have a thing for Empire wizards, alright?

I don’t have many background details in mind, except that they’ve met before and this is a repeated thing, meeting on one side of the border or the other for secret trysts. Perhaps they’ve caught some feelings?

+ Verin being into having his hair pulled
+ Size difference - Verin’s tall and buff for a drow but compared to Wulf…
+ Drow have fangs. Verin wants to bite Wulf. Wulf wants him to. They can’t tho because there can’t be any traces of them meeting.

- Dub/noncon or bathroom stuff

From: (Anonymous)

Basically I just really want

a) Hanahaki as weird Aeorian bioweapon a la Frigid Woe, played for confusion and horror rather than written as an established setting element that everyone recognizes and knows how to deal with

b) Caleb having to admit to (and spend quality time with) all of his crushes and just being overwhelmed by how much he loves and is loved