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CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

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Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

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3 of them on the same boat having adventures for years and years? Fjord is obviously going to wind up the stuffing in a nice tiefling sandwich.

It's canon that they are a couple and live "happily ever after"... but except a few kisses here and there, the relationship was PG.

I want the first time. I want a Jester who thinks she knows it all from watching her mother with her clients feel suddenly timid. I want a Fjord who actually knows this might cause a bit of pain and so gives her the most tender, loving introduction to sex he possibly can. I want a Jester who realizes she didn't really know as much as she thought.

I want fluff and reality and the scent of blood and sex and happy tears.

So... We now have a canonically very sexy tiefling with a cool black coat and a whip. There's gotta be some kinky fic in that, right?
For instance, maybe, after a few months at sea with Jester and Fjord, Kingsley decides that sailing is all well and good, but it's time for another new experience. Jester, ever creative, suggests he might enjoy giving their captain a taste of what it's like not to be in charge for once.
That's just a suggestion that my brain threw at me though – if anyone has another pairing and/or scenario in mind, I would be delighted to read that as well! Kingsley and his immediate delight upon receiving that whip live rent-free in my head ("I'm gonna play"?? Taliesin please let me live, you can't just say these things).

A hot wizard foursome!! As a treat!

Is this a crack prompt? Or am I very serious and horny? Who knows.

Yasha and Veth hooking up behind their partners backs.

Feel like there aren't any good Veth/Reader fics, so I would like a fic with Veth domming the reader.

Would love to see a fic where Caleb and Essek get trapped together in a room in Aeor. They can’t teleport out because of some magic cancelling effect.

Many days spent together, slowly starving, cold, feeling trapped, etc. Perhaps cuddles for warmth. All the awkwardness of having little privacy. Would prefer no established relationship at the start.

+one or both of them is injured
+happy or hopeful ending

-too much focus on bathroom stuff

.... anyone? I can't be the only one obsessed with this idea, right? They had so much tension between them during the dinner scene, and then that Dominate Person spell during the final battle...whew.

In short, I'd love to see Jester dom Astrid. Could be something sweet and loving (redemption sex, helping Astrid cope, maybe some soft crying, what have you) or straight-up rough physical and/or emotional release sex (Jester wanting to take her down a peg maybe? Or Astrid needing to be taken out of her head, but simultaneously furious that she's attracted to this annoying girl who kept showing her up each time they met) or anything in between. If you go the hatesex route, I'd prefer things to be nonetheless consensual.

I know the manticore fantasy was more Veths thing, but I love the pairing of goblin Nott and a manticore.

Can be a manticore from cannon or a random.
-Nott is all horny and objectifies her partner
-the manticore is rough, and the size difference is difficult, but Nott enjoys the hurt and danger from that
-Physicality, he picks her up to eat her out, flips her around like a doll as they fuck
-Hes trying to teach her a lesson to not be so shameless around big creatures but Nott is loving the manhandling (mantihandling?)

+Nott banter, getting fucked like a rag doll, beastial descriptions, I bet manticores have huge loads

Please and thank you o:)

the boys have a thought experiment over what it would be like if caleb's echo fucked essek (would it feel the same? would caleb get some secondhand pleasure from it??) that quickly evolves into the realization that the echo could cast polymorph into an ape and fuck essek for an entire hour before disappearing (assuming caleb holds concentration the whole time). obviously they have to experiment in this

+ essek is a size queen and becomes an absolute wreck from this
+ caleb starts off very clinical, asking essek questions about how it feels (to play up the experiment but it's 100% just playful teasing)
+ caleb joins in, either during the "experiment" or after the echo goes away

im okay with either cis or trans essek

Eadwulf sticks around the Grove after Trent’s trial and Cad makes “keep this poor kid on the right path” his new pet project (I mean, it worked with Fjord, didn’t it?)

I’d mainly like to see Cad with Wulf (bc damn, that dynamic is amazing) but if you want to throw Astrid in there as well that’d be great, too. Hell, I’d be fine with adding whoever you want, as long as you can make it make sense narratively.
Just gimme Cad ordering people around and be a strict but caring Dom administering some firm, well-intended discipline. After the finale I’m craving more of Caduceus “Calm Fury” Clay being all commanding and intimidating.

+ Cad casually throwing someone over his lap (bc he’s a tall boi) for the spanking of a lifetime
++ using an implement to spank
++ serving words of wisdom while he’s at it
+++ aftercare!!!!
+++ Wulf/Astrid being surprised by the aftercare part bc that’s def not something they ever got from Trent

- public humiliation
--- Caduceus intentionally making things sexual (I’m fine with the person on the receiving end getting turned on by the whole thing, but please keep Cad ace)

Those two would have incredible hate sex and you know it.

No non or dub con and no bodily waste. Other than that, it can be as messy, rough, passionate and desperate as you care to make it. Would prefer Fjord as a bottom, power-bottom or otherwise, but that's just a suggestion. Banter is a must.

Years down the road after everything has calmed down, Caleb is blazing his own trail, but Veth still wants to learn magic, so she turns to a highly respected wizard by the name of Astrid Beck who, to her surprise, agrees to teach her. During their time together in Rexxentrum, Astrid... "teaches" her some things, and develops a new teaching style, one with punishments and rewards to the delight of Veth.

+top!astrid/bottom!veth
+magic sex!! Magic used for sex!!
+magical bondage through hold person or what have you
+multiple orgasms/overstim
+Astrid forcing Veth to try to focus on the lesson while getting fucked
+impact play
+size difference (sexual or non-sexual)
+penetrative sex
+power dynamic play
+Astrid brat taming bossy sub veth
+aftercare

-infidelity
-blood, piss, scat, etc

(I'm aware there are a lot of specifics in this prompt, and in no way do I want to limit the writer. Please feel free to pick and choose which parts you use!)

after watching yasha carry beau around in 102, and the cast joke about beua being a baby i personally NEED some fic of yasha taking care of her beau. non sexual preferred!

bonus for nursing and/or beau wetting herself

Spoilers for one shot
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They don't just joke about turning the fight into an orgy at the begining. Or maybe Pike/Scanlan/Vax came back mid-threesome and kept going at the end. Just let them get down.

Liam said Caleb was very into Fjord early in the campaign.

I want a fic where Caleb basically uses fjord for self-punishment (and self indulgence), has fjord be really rough with him, maybe literally take a belt to his ass and fuck him hard after. Possibly after the knife/scroll argument? Maybe fjord himself is also working on his past shit.

+bruising
+crying (on Caleb’s part)
+fjord trying to do aftercare but Caleb rejecting it (maybe he lets Nott give it to him instead?)
++pushing Caleb to the limit

—— scat, major injuries, choking

Instead of being banished on pain of death, the plank king sentences the nein to the usual punishment for their crimes: 24 hours of public use.

The nein are restrained in stocks or something and are able to see as pirates from the island do whatever they want to them.

Please no super gross stuff like scat or death. You can let Caduceus escape if you prefer

Inspired by M9 vs VM. Those two were just on each other and Percy dominating Fjord sounds so hot. Maybe he puts Fjord in a collar and leash and presses a high heel into the back of his neck? And wears a leather bodice? And maybe Vax joins sometime too, since he fucking pounced on Fjord’s chest?

So Jester tricked the Hag and the hag knows. And the Fae are mischievous.
One day the hag sends Jester some cupcakes as a friendly gesture. Unknown to Jester, the Hag Isharnai enchanted the cupcakes to cause whoever eats them to gain weight. And Jester eats all of them.
Basically Jester gets gain a lot of weight because Isharnai wants to trick her with a cupcake like Jester tricked her.

+The Mighty Nein being concerned but also aroused by jester getting fat.
+polynein, fjord/jester, Caleb/jester, Jester/Beau/Yasha, basically any MN Jester ship
+the cupcakes make her horny too
+the M9 and jester don’t know it’s the hag
+someone else in The M9 also eats a cupcake
+++Jester is oblivious until someone teases her and then she’s embarrassed and horny
+++slutty jester
++++humiliation
+++M9 as Feeders
+++++obese!Jester
+++++ Jester masturbating and playing with her fat to get off/ the M9 playing with her fat to get her off

- scat, death, blood

Caleb fucks around with some magical experiment combining transmutation and dunamancy and gets temporarily turned into a catboy.

It also makes Caleb SUPER horny and slutty. He just keeps bothering Essek until Essek snaps and puts him in his place. By which I mean, Essek doms the shit out of Caleb.

(I don't know WHY the entire fandom collectively decided that Essek being redeemed, and also demisexual, automatically meant Essek had to sub all the time, but it has been ages since I've seen anyone write Dom!Essek and I miss him so much. Please help me, CR kinkmeme, you're my only hope.

Signed, me, a kinky-as-fuck demisexual.)

There’s so much going on that Caleb puts the thought aside at the time, but later he remembers that Essek looked VERY pretty when he cried in Cognouza.

He makes it his mission to get Essek to do it again, in bed. How is up to the filler!

+dom Caleb, sub Essek
+begging
+edging
++spanking
+++inappropriate uses of magic

—no scat/piss/blood
—no noncon/dubcon please!

keep thinking about essek sitting on caleb's cock and slowly working him up for a couple of hours while he reads or does work

+cis essek is perfectly fine but i'm a big fan of trans essek for this
+slight d/s with essek in control (maybe forbidding caleb from coming too early?)
+essek getting himself off (maybe a couple of times) with caleb inside of him
+++they're both needy messes by the end

Caleb is very into watersports, and M9 very happily oblige him. Most times they need a piss they use his mouth as a urinal (I mainly imagine Fjord and Jester, but feel free to include the others).

Then Essek joins the group in Aeor and needs to relieve himself, only to notice Caleb has followed him - at first he thinks its because of saftey in numbers but then Caleb just... gets on his knees and opens his mouth.

Essek being inducted into the practice either like this or by seeing the others make use of Caleb. If the latter, Fjord and Jester being the ones he notices would be ++

+Everyone pees a little differently/some messy some precise
++ Caleb is only allowed to pee if he does so fully clothed
++ He usually waits until he's desperate
+++ Essek at first being weirded out BUT he realises it just really turns him on and some good old SG sexy times come of it

--any sex stuff with Cad/with masc folks and the lesbians
--scat

(And ofc magic makes cleanup simple so go wild with the dribbling!)

I feel like there’s not enough wanking people off in this fandom?
I want Caleb getting a handjob from someone. Don’t mind the situation but I would prefer it not to be Caduceus, Molly/Kingsley, Beau or Yasha.

Caleb and Mollymauk/Kingsley (up to you which) have noticed something about Essek when it comes to sex: at least verbally, he's rather composed, and usually stays pretty quiet. They decide to have a little (affectionate) competition to see who can coax out more noises from him and wreck his composure more (with his consent to said competition).

(Essek, meanwhile, is amused enough by their contest to try and participate in his own way, by trying his best to hold onto his composure and stay quiet as long as possible.)

All three don't necessarily need to be dating, though they can be if you want--but Shadowgast with their good tiefling friend they often invite to bed with them is fine too (or any other configuration!)

+blindfolding
+sensitive elf ears?
++magic used somehow
++one (or more) of them being trans (I'm trans and would love to see more trans fills, but this is by no means a requirement!)
+++multiple orgasms or overstimulation
--intense degradation (some lighter stuff is fine, but nothing extreme?)
---bathroom stuff

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Kingsley/Fjord/Jester - Threesome on the sea

Jester and Fjord - First time

Kingsley/Any – that whip

Essek/Essek/Caleb/Caleb - time travel shenanigans fucking

Yasha/Veth- Infidelity

Reader/Veth

Caleb/Essek, Trapped in Aeor

Jester/Astrid, Dom/sub

Nott fucks a manticore

echo!capeleb/essek/caleb, beastiality, size difference

Caduceus/Eadwulf (+Astrid?), non-sexual D/s, spanking

Fjord/Eodwulf. Hate fucking.

Astrid/Veth- Teaching Magic

Beau/Yasha, ageplay

VM vs M9 orgy edition

Caleb/Fjord early campaign self-destructive fuck, pos dubcon

TM9/darktow alternative darktow punishment rape/non-con

Percy/Fjord, BDSM

Jester weight gain or Isharnai’s Revenge

Caleb/Essek, catboy!Caleb being a bratty sub

Caleb/Essek, dacryphilia, BDSM

caleb/essek, cockwarming

Caleb/Essek/Vaguely Polynein + Piss

Caleb getting a handjob

Taking him apart, Caleb/Essek/Mollymauk or Caleb/Essek/Kingsley