criticalkink | CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

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Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to

criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.

Now go forth and prompt!

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From: (Anonymous)

Essek uses experimental time magic but it goes wrong and he ends up trapped in the past. He goes looking for the only person he trusts to help him, Caleb, but is shocked to find his friend is a prisoner in the sanatorium.

Bonus if Essek kills some Assembly members for hurting/taking advantage of Caleb in that state.

From: (Anonymous)

Someone has to make sure Jester’s antics don’t take the whole Lavish Chateau down.
That someone is Bluud.
Jester loves it.

+wooden spoon

-sex

From: (Anonymous)

I kind of felt bad for that guy, what if Jester instead distracted him in a little more pleasurable fashion.

-Jester just giving the guard a blowjob as a distraction really I’m a simple woman.

From: (Anonymous)

Trent has found 3 thieves in his basement, and has plans to punish them

+dubcon/noncon

-piss scat sounding excessive blood

From: (Anonymous)

caleb gets physically de-aged to about 13, but mostly retains his adult mind and memories (or not, if you're into that!)

the problem with this is that he's now a horny 13 year old and fjord towers over him even more than before, and he's unbearably gentle when touching him now, and caleb gets hard every time the half-orc even just looks at him

what makes fjord give in and fuck his now barely teenaged companion? you decide!

- can he smell how horny caleb is 24/7 and he just can't help himself?
- is it the influence of his mysterious patron urging him to consume?
- is he just a bad bad man who likes little boys?
- sex pollen?

(extra bonus points and virtual high fives if they've never fucked before this)

From: (Anonymous)

He'd be so fun to play and tease with giving or receiving. Vax seems most obvious but open to anybody as long is in line with him being cannonically gay.

From: (Anonymous)

Yussa is a gold dragon with a thing for magical competence. Elves are pretty long-lived and elves of the Kryn Dynasty reincarnate, so Yussa makes some assumptions about Essek’s age and experience and propositions him. Essek could use powerful allies and is not going to turn down the chance to make one. And we already know he thinks other wizards are hot.

+magic during sex! slowing, stopping time, things you can do with a resonant echo, go wild
++Essek hasn’t done most of this before, but he is a prodigy, after all
++Yussa makes a comment afterwards about it being nice to encounter someone closer to his life experience and Essek goes wait what

I’m fine with anything from Essek being turned on but otherwise indifferent to the power differential to Essek being hyperaware of it; Yussa definitely underestimating that age gap at least until after he fucks Essek. Dubcon is okay, but Essek minimally knows he can turn Yussa down without being in danger.

From: (Anonymous)

A tense conversation leads to escalating tensions about a certain Veth and Caleb inserting himself into their family being redirected into sexual tension instead. (Maybe he inserts himself deeper into a new member of that family if you get my drift)

+ rough
+ Yeza having to stand on furniture to be head height
+ shame / confusion
- active attempts to humiliate the other
- - - rape, injury etc.

From: (Anonymous)

Veth is a good friend, and has always tried to look out for Jester. As far as Veth is concerned, Jester is the best of them, and she deserves nothing but the best things in life.

Even though Veth loves giving Fjord a hard time about anything and everything, she doesn’t doubt that he’s a good match for Jester. She wouldn’t have teased them so much if she couldn’t imagine them sailing the seas together, adopting half of the orphans on the Menagerie Coast, and being so cute and supportive of each other for the rest of their lives. But one thing Veth doesn’t know about Fjord is if he knows how to please a woman. Sure, Avantika probably would have thrown him overboard if he wasn’t at least decent in bed, but who cares about decent. Jester deserves the best, after all, and that includes the best orgasms.

Veth offers to take Fjord for a test drive for Jester’s benefit, and Fjord, for whatever reason, agrees. Jester has seen people have sex before, a lot, so it’s not weird to her. But this is the first time that she’s had a private show where the performers are willing to take her suggestions, or do what she tells them to do.

All three of them are into it.

+ Fjord and Veth are both in to being watched, or like performing for an “audience”
+ Neither of them touch Jester! She’s there to watch and tell how to touch each other — but Jester is more than capable of touching herself, if she wants :)
+++ Dirty talk! Fjord’s got 20 charisma, lbr, he could get someone off just by talking to them
++++++ Fjord/Veth banter

From: (Anonymous)

With Fjord gone in the happy fun ball for who knows how long someone needs to comfort Jester over what’s happening with her mother and why not Caleb.

*Caleb telling Jester how he feels about her
* Him instigating the kiss and Jester kissing him back
*Can turn into smut if you want it to.

From: (Anonymous)

Veth might tease Fjord for his strength, but even she can't say anything bad about his cock. She's seen glimpses of it and she's frankly thirsty over it, how long and thick it is. But glimpses is all she's seen. Until one day she's creeping into Fjord's room to set up a prank and barely manages to hide as Fjord and Jester barge in, already groping at each other.

+ Non-consensual voyerism. They have no idea she's there.
+++Pegging. Maybe Fjord gets bent over a table or the bed. All the better for Veth to see his manhood.
+++Veth silently getting herself off.

-Fjord and Jester noticing her.

From: (Anonymous)

Veth is still afraid of the water, and Fjord still feels bad about teasing her, so one day he invites her into the water with him. His plan- to help "relax" her so that she's not as nervous.

+comfort
+praise
++Fjord using his underwater breathing to eat her out
+++monsterfucker Veth (things like knotting, or even just tusks. Up to the author)

-other people being there

From: (Anonymous)

Just as title says, Fjord enjoys ticking Veth, but in sexual context

Pluses-
Banter and teasing
Size difference

From: (Anonymous)

So Trent seemed to guess who Caleb was connected to...I want him somehow getting to Essek first and torturing him to punish Caleb. Perhaps just cuz they're friends or perhaps he assumes they're lovers. Maybe that assumption is correct! Up to you!

+The Nein (or just Caleb alone) arrives after Essek's already been in Trent's 'care' for quite some time
+Trent mockingly sending to Caleb while he's fucking Essek (or maybe, if he's too old to do it himself, he has his scourgers do it?)
+Astrid and/or Eadwulf helping get Caleb (and potential co) in for the rescue
+++++++++++HAPPY OR HOPEFUL ENDING PLEASE

From: (Anonymous)

Essek is found out. In the dynasty traitors are left in stocks at the mercy of the public before execution.

+rough sex
+lots of cum; Essek feels gross but can’t clean himself
++eventually the M9 find out and come to save him
+++the plan to get him out means one or more of them have to get up close and personal...which means fucking him
++++whoever does it feels terrible but Essek is willing (maybe even desperate for gentle touch) as soon as he realizes it’s them
+++++comfort/aftercare after they get him out

-piss/scat
-unhappy ending

From: (Anonymous)

After his busboy disguise failed, Fjord told Beau "I feel rejected ... Carlos and I, we'll come to an understanding".

As far as Carlos is concerned, 'incredibly persistent attempts to charm his way into bussing my tables' is some of the weirdest flirting he's ever been on the receiving end of. But it's kind of endearing how hard the guy's trying, and he *is* an attractive man ...

From: (Anonymous)

I fully believe Marion thinks these two are together, I’d love to see Marion have talk with Jester about Caleb.

*Jester opening up about her feelings towards Caleb.
*Marion revealing that she can tell Caleb’s in love with her.
*Maybe ending the story with Jester and Caleb’s first kiss.

From: (Anonymous)

Eadwulf looks for Bren who is recovering from training(torture) with Ikithon. Eadwulf holds and soothes him and it evolves into Eadwulf gently fucking Bren.

Distraught Bren is just looking for a distraction while Eadwulf is drowning in feelings.

Not established relationship.

From: (Anonymous)

Essek is not used to physical touch; it took a while for him to recognize that he actually enjoyed and even craved it from the Mighty Nein. Somehow, this becomes known by the Nein (particularly Jester) while Essek is traveling with them, and an organized effort is made (secretly or not so secretly) to be more physically affectionate with the drow.

On one such occasion, Essek becomes especially affected/aroused by the excessive physical touch, and is embarrassed by this. Whatever combination of the Nein are witness to this are quick to reassure Essek that it's alright, and offer to help him out, as the Mighty Nein is generally open about this kind of thing and at least a few of them have no qualms about being physically intimate with their friends.

++Preferably any combination of Jester, Fjord, Caleb, and Essek--hell, set it vaguely post canon and throw a resurrected Mollymauk in there too, if you'd like!
+Including prominent NPCs is fine too (Astrid, Eadwulf, etc) as long as the main focus is still the Nein & Essek, group dynamic wise!
--I would ask that Beau and Yasha not be involved in sexually intimate parts of the fill considering their sexual orientations / incompatibility with Essek's gender.
--I'd also prefer Caduceus not be involved for similar reasons, though I guess I'm slightly more open to his involvement as long as he is still on the aro and ace spectrums? (For example, if you see Cad as specifically gray-ace aro or demi aro, I won't fault you for that.)
--Please no infidelity; if you do want to involve Veth or anyone else actively in a committed relationship, I'm alright with it if it's established that this is okay in that relationship!
+Light stuff like bondage, overstimulation, crying, etc all fine and encouraged if that's what you like, but please no serious BDSM or other super intense elements?
+Essek likely either has little to no sexual experience, or else just has no experience with physical intimacy as something shared with people he genuinely trusts (perhaps he's only ever dealt with hookups before).
+No romantic pairings necessary; just friends being sexually intimate is fine by me! However, if it matters, I am somewhat partial to Caleb/Essek(/Molly) or Jester/Essek(/Fjord).
+++BONUS POINTS FOR: sensitive elf ears, transmasc Essek, purring drow and/or purring tieflings

Generally, I'd just love something sort of sweet with some of the Mighty Nein showing Essek he has nothing to be embarrassed about (because sexual intimacy needn't be embarrassing) and them taking care of him :) Hope this isn't too silly a prompt!

From: (Anonymous)

The Mighty Nein worries Trent means to hurt Essek before they can get an Amulet to him, but they worry about the wrong sort of danger. Rather than just having Essek killed, Trent sends a Scourger to incapacitate and capture him, intending to use him as leverage over his former student.

Trent's plan is thwarted by the Mighty Nein (whether mid-kidnapping or after), but something is wrong with Essek besides his injuries. The Mighty Nein recognizes the Feeblemind spell, but their tapped out clerics won't be able to cast Greater Restoration until the next day. In the meantime, under the effects of the spell, it becomes clear just how much Essek trusts the Mighty Nein.

Shadowgast or Jessek (or Jessek+Fjord) okay, but any romance or smut should not happen until after Essek is back to his normal self.

From: (Anonymous)

Almost casually, Jester brings up the discussion one night of 'who would you do?' to the rest of the Nein. When Caleb (or Caduceus) bring up the prospects of a time-delayed spell or a fruit/flower that essentially forces fuck-or-die, the discussion becomes more serious and actually debated. Who gives blanket permission to the Nein, or blanket offering? Do those with incompatible sexualities ask themselves whether they could endure it if it's X person vs Y?

The discussion gets brought up when a certain member/number of their party get hormone-walloped and the permission issue is debated again.

Wanted: awkward but legitimately caring sex
Not wanted: afterwards, the sex-whammied person feeling taken advantage of or anything negative above 'oh no my brother-from-another-mother saw my orgasm face this is gonna be weird'.

From: (Anonymous)

Eadwulf and Caleb realize Essek has a bit of a size kink, and decide to experiment with that.

+use of magic in sexual experimentation, whether that's Enlarge/Reduce or the improper use of dunamancy to make two dicks fit somewhere they otherwise shouldn't.
+cis or trans fine for any of them
+encouraged: begging, praise kink, overstimulation
-no thank you: bathroom stuff, degradation, extreme pain (some is fine)

From: (Anonymous)

I have no idea if this kink meme is still active but I would kill to read Caleb being held hostage by someone and used against the Nein, but his captor won’t stop touching him and groping him and cooing about how pretty and vulnerable he is. The Nein furious and protective but unable to move without risking Caleb. Happy ending preferred but anything goes

From: (Anonymous)

The Assembly captures the Neins rogue, and Aodwulf remembers the particularly feisty girl who stole his seat

+dub/non consensual (not necessary though)
++++EXTREME size difference played up
+++++multiple orgasms/overstim
+++++power dynamics

From: (Anonymous)

how do drow, long lived even for elves, keep their population from exploding? their cultural tendency towards less promiscuous behaviors helps (the drow are much less likely to engage in casual physical contact, so being chaste in general often follows), but the real answer is simple: they have very infrequent heat cycles, and are otherwise usually not fertile except for at this time.

the Shadowhand has been suppressing his heat for some time now, but travelling with the Mighty Nein, it slips his mind for just long enough... and once its started, there is no putting the lid back on it. he admits his situation to the concerned Nein, and one of them offers to help.

+anything goes pairing wise, and it can be platonic or romantic. I think it'd be fun to see something less common like Mollymauk and Essek, but your more typical Calebssek is okay too!
-no noncon or dubcon please! Essek should still be able to consent. maybe the heat makes him uncomfortable if ignored, but no one feels forced to help, they're actively choosing to do so (likely to Essek's surprise; maybe he expected to tell them he'd be indisposed and wait it out on his own?)
+if you are partial to heats that make someone near incoherent with lust or a begging mess, that's fine as long as Essek still consents at the beginning and those involved are aware of boundaries (maybe Essek gives permission in advance to magically restrain him as necessary if he gets too lost in his heat and they want to stop?)
+as a fun note: the drow height range is 4'6" to 5'5" canonically. perhaps that's something you want to play up?