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CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

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Caduceus gets a little loud when he touches himself.

It was never a problem while he lived alone, so it’s not really in the forefront of his mind. One night, after everyone’s settled down into their respective tavern rooms, he gets himself off at what he thinks is a quiet enough volume.

Fjord, who’s laying awake in bed on the other side of the room, respectfully disagrees.

Bonus points
+Trans Caduceus! Especially if Fjord wasn’t previously aware Cad was trans
++Fjord has experience getting off silently, what with crowded crew quarters and all, and he can’t help but masturbate to the sound/sight

I’d really love to see any member of the Mighty Nein having to go through public punishment while the others watch.

Does Jester get caught while the party’s in Nicodranas? Are Fjord and/or Caduceus recognized as worshippers of one of the Empire’s illegal gods? Was someone just too rude to King Dwendal during their meeting with King Dwendal?

And combination of situation and character works, as well as the punishment itself- spanking, public use, pillories, etc. The more humiliating the better.

Extra Appreciated
+Crying
+++One or more of the M9 secretly, guiltily getting off on what’s happening
+++++++Aftercare

DNWs
-Beau or Yasha in forced het

Caduceus, canonically bad at plant identification, picks what he thinks is a safe herb and makes tea from it.

On the bright side, it wasn’t poisonous. But it was a potent aphrodisiac, and now he’s suffering the effects.

Caduceus casts create food and water, and the wildmother provides - kind of.

The whole party (and maybe other crew) is stuck for weeks on a boat, and the only source of fresh water/food comes from Caduceus’ nipples. At first he rationalises it, but as time goes on they become sore and swollen and leak everywhere and he finds “feeding” the others alternates between humiliating and pleasurable. If you prefer an ace cad it might just be that he feels physical pleasure from the sucking rather than attraction.

I don’t mind about nipple number/placement.

+ multiple M9 members drinking at once
+ humiliation on cad’s part as well as everyone else’s
++ overfilled with milk cad being relieved when someone drinks the milk
+ M9 members “relieving” cad’s member while they feed from him
++ each member having a distinct sucking style.

- Orly sucking a nipple with a beak

I’d prefer it if it weren’t a “convince you you were beautiful” scenario and just a weird kink or a weird way for them to justify doing it while Veth is married.

The heart wants what it wants.

Essek and Caleb, gay Dom wizards extraordinare break in one of the nein as their sub. Preferably Molly or Fjord, but could be anyone.

++Magical domination as well as physical

I love how mean Jester got towards that one poor woman she caught the Gentleman hooking up with. In a similar vein: Beau sleeps with someone, and Jester makes it her mission to show Beau a better time than they did.

Bonus Points
+they have some kind of existing fwb agreement going, with Jester either not knowing Beau returns her feelings or that she has them in the first place
++ Jester doms Beau hard

We’ve seen Caduceus’ mischievous side come out around his family... he’s older now, but he’s still pretty low on the family tree. Someone, either one of his parents or an older sibling, bends Caduceus over their knee in front of all his new friends.

Bonuses
+Caduceus goes from incredulous and snarky to sniffling and apologetic
++One or more of the Nein (maybe including Caduceus) is turned on by Caduceus’ punishment
+++Whoever’s administering the punishment talking to or involving the others in some way

When or why is up to you - maybe Ikithon finds out about Bren’s relationship with Astrid and goes full corn flakes on them, or maybe it’s during the M9 era to humiliate him for betrayal.
Either way there’s no anaesthesia and Caleb is traumatised by it because it’s a sign ikithon can do what he likes to Caleb’s body. Can be offscreen, any sexual stuff at any point is optional

+if one of the M9 help him come to terms with his body (again, doesn’t need to be sexual)

I know the episode is still going on but come on I really hope someone writes about that it’s such a hot concept.

so once they are both dinosaurs it seems like a good idea to go at it.

there's a boy dino and a girl dino, mutual attraction (now in full pheromonal technicolor, no pesky need for talking getting in the way), a fresh kill (v. important in t-rex mating rituals - at this size fucking burns lots of calories), and even, their lizard brains insist, a freshly conquered territory (plenty of hunting ground to support the young)

so they do it. and then have to deal with people-world implications

up to filler whether they grab the carcass and scamper off, or do they ignore the M9's presence (horrified? cheering? trying to intervene? being shepherded away by Cad, bc "nature will take it's course"). i'm assuming sprinkle scampers off Dino!Jester b4 he gets even more traumatized.

bonus for: animalistic behavior, dino-dick, play-fighting over the meat (D&D rules abt. polymorph injuries? i don't know them.)

pls NO: one person reverting early, and their partner still being interested while still a dino

my undying love for: exploring consequences, if you feel so inspired.

I just think Caduceus deserves to be told that he's pretty and beloved, y'know? Give that cleric the time of his life, make sure he's happy and not putting his needs behind everyone else's for once.

+Playing with his hair
++Praise
+++Cad gets Very Spoiled

Thank you!

Anybody? Tentacle porn? Just me, wanting to see the weird firey volcano creature punish a hexadin who's already on one underwater being's shit list?

Essek is getting married to a shitty asshole. The Nein find out and do not like it. Cue them crashing the wedding. Chaos ensues.

+ someone doing the "I object!" thing
+ Essek helping to fuck things up while all in his wedding finery
+ Verin helping too cuz he's a good brother
++++ If Shadowgast is there they use the venue (and all the remaining fancy shit) to get married either right after or during their crashing of the ceremony.

Veth is in love with her best friend but knows it isn’t mutual and that she should go back to her son.
Caleb isn’t in love with his best friend, but knows she is in love with him and would do anything to stop her leaving.

They each give what the other wants to get what they themselves want, and have to live with the consequences.

You know, angst. But make it worth it.

Yasha's been having wet dreams about Beau, which are getting increasingly hard to ignore - especially since she and Beau are sharing a room, and she keeps waking up moaning.

+Yasha's guilt over being hot for Beau
++D/s elements, either in dreams or reality

Can be part of kink or not. Circumstances, spanker and timing up to you.

+it turns them on
+ almost unbearable
++humiliation / helplessness
++ long afterglow
++ aftercare from one of the nein (but not from a male character for beau or jester)
++ external genital stings
++ attempted but useless stinging nettle cures

- - non-sexy areas being hit (hands, face, back, feet, stomach etc).
- - internal stings!

Jester asks Fjord to use hypnotic pattern on her and things get Spivey. Bonus points for hypno blowjobs!

So the Traveler tried to trick the moonweaver, so she decides to teach him a lesson. She’s nice enough to invite Jester of course to help her out.

-Just Jester and the moonweaver pegging the shit out of the traveler.
-any kinks the author want to add go ahead.

Caduceus is spanked and fucked by someone, and then Fjord takes care of him.

Whether aftercare includes gentle sex or not is up to filler. This can either be a planned threeway sex game with, say, another member of the Nein (e.g. a planned scene where Jester doms Cad and Fjord takes care of him after), in which case the third person can also be involved in the aftercare if desired, or could be an encounter gone poorly (something Cad agrees to but turns unpleasant, or rape) and Cad goes to Fjord after.

+if you take the unpleasant route, none of the Nein should be the first person
+if you take the planned scene route, any of the Nein works, although I particularly like the idea of Jester and I imagine neither Yasha nor Beau would be interested
+cumplay
++implements
+++soreness
+++trans Cad

DNWs: anything toilet related, blood

Listen, I am just so taken with the way that Caleb "I have a Fey cat and speak Sylvan and probably think Fey stuff is pretty cool" Widogast is the one who seems to best understand Jester's relationship with Artagan. Both Caleb and Artagan are so devoted to Jester and want to make her happy, in their own way, and I'm so interested in what dynamic might result between the three of them.

(Like, Caleb playing around with letting Artagan into the bubble! Artagan jealously one-upping Caleb's pyrotechnics for Jester at Travelercon by creating a throne for Jester! I am FASCINATED.)

Just. Idk. Give me Caleb being surprisingly into whatever weird Fey stuff Artagan has to offer! Artagan with grudging respect for Caleb! Jester being super into the idea of her oldest friend and her sad wizard friend kissing! Feywild adventures and ill-advised Travelercon makeouts!

+++ weird fey magic threesomes

Not sure if a kink meme is the best place to post this, but I'm not sure where else to put this prompt. (Plus, spicy kink can be added, I'm sure).

Okay, so Ladyhawke is one of my favorite films of all time, and I would seriously love to see it done with Essek and Caleb. I'm thinking goblin Nott would be famous theif "the mouse" and maybe she escapes jail either trying to get back to Yeza and Luc, or maybe they were jailed as well and she's seeking help to break them out.

Caleb would be a man by day, and a cat by night--maybe even a species of big cat since our hero in the film is a dire wolf at night--whereas Essek is an elf by night and a white morph gyrfalcon by day (or some other animal, up to you in the end really; could be a species of bat or something??). As star crossed lovers, a scourager from the Empire and a failed priest initiate of the Luxon, they're destined to only see each other in the fading moments between night and day, and as animal companions they will always be together but forever apart.

It's up to you who the corrupt Bishop that cursed them might be in this situation, and who the monk that helps give them sanctuary is. Just morph this story to your hearts content but give me that good pining angst!!

For addition of kink, I am a-okay if you want to describe the assault scene that prompts the lovers to flee in the first place! Also, reunion sex would be absolutely fantastic at the end. Maybe we have a short bit with Caleb jerking it to a handful of falcon feathers and trying to be discreet about it, Idk.

Yes please:
+Nott transforms back to Veth when the Ladyhawke curse is broken during the eclipse
+M9 members get added in somehow!
+As a spicy addition, Caleb and Essek stole a beacon with them when they fled.
+Frumpkin!!! Frumpkin snuggling Essek snuggling big cat Caleb!!!

Preferably no:
-bathroom stuff
-permanent character death

Everyone was talking about Cad and Eodwulf last night. I’d love a scenario where the M9 is talking about someone getting intimate with Astrid or Eodwulf to get more of a read on them. Caleb knows what Eodwulf flirting looks like, so comments it would have to be Caduceus. So Caduceus approaches Eodwulf with the intention of taking him up on the implied interest and they bone.

+++Caduceus gets railed
++rough sex
+Eodwulf kinda follows up on his “what are you” question with some exoticizing/dehumanizing dirty talk
++talking about philosophy in bed
++Eodwulf thinks Cad verbally ripping Trent Ikithon a new asshole was hot
++++Cad tells Eodwulf he didn’t deserve what happened to him (maybe even while Eodwulf is fucking him)

DNWs
-toilet related anything
-non-con (i’d Love it if they both were aware this had the dual purpose of sex and feeling each other’s loyalties out)

What it says in the title. The Mighty Nein has an orgy with Vess DeRogna. Nobody left out (although keep the lesbians with the other ladies, please).

We saw that Beau was turned on by Astrid, I think our little bottom Beauregard should get a nice Top as a present for behaving during dinner.

-Really just Beau being the biggest bottom and Astrid fucking her as hard as she can.

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Caduceus/Fjord, Unintentional Voyeurism

Any, Public Punishment

Caduceus/Any or Multiple, Sex Pollen

Create food and water, Caduceus/TM9, nipple play/breastfeeding kink

Veth/Caleb-polymorphed-into-Nott, just fuckin

Essek and Caleb co-top one of the 9

Jester/Beau, Beau/Other, Jealousy

Caduceus & Any, Spanking

Caleb/Ikithon, noncon bodmod / circumcision as punishment

Jester/Caleb Golden dick

Caleb/Jester, Dino-sex, nature takes it's course. [CW for sex at T-Rex Int. lvls]

Caduceus/Any, body worship

Vokodo / Fjord

Essek forced marriage (w/ background Shadowgast?) inspired by previous fill

Veth/Caleb, devil’s bargain, guilty sex, infidelity + angst.

Beau/Yasha, Wet Dreams

Beau jester or veth/nott, stinging nettle spanking

Fjord/Jester, Hypno Kink

Jester/The Traveler/The Moonweaver

Caduceus/any, Caduceus/Fjord, spanking, rough sex, aftercare

Jester/Artagan/Caleb

Shadowgast Ladyhawke AU

Eodwulf/Caduceus, having sex to spy on someone, dehumanization

Vess DeRogna/The Mighty Nein, Jester wasn't lying about the orgy

Beau/Astrid -Astrid topping Beau