criticalkink | CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!

Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to

criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.

Now go forth and prompt!

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From: (Anonymous)

Jester thinks it would be fun to turn her partner into a work of art before or during sex.

++if the paints she uses are magic and do fun things to the person getting painted while Jester works

From: (Anonymous)

im imagining a scenario where nott and astrid are doing alchemical experiments and nott gets a bit hasty and causes a minor explosion. it doesn’t do much damage, but astrid feels it’s the perfect opportunity to put nott “in her place”

+established relationship

+++goblin nott

+++”reformed/redeemed” astrid, but she’s still got a bit of a dryness and a cruel streak

+++edging/orgasm denial as “punishment” (but really notts into it)

++++collars/leashes

++++bondage/minor objectification (kinda like “human furniture but with a goblin?)

+++++++subspace! subspace! nott in subspace!

-dubcon/noncon

-heavy impact/pain play (minor things like slapping is fine but please nothing like whipping, electro, injuries, etc)

-unsanitary (pee/scat, foodplay)

From: (Anonymous)

SPOILERS

So I think we all knew this was coming after what happened tonight. I wanna see our big boy get all messed up by some tentacles. Maybe kept as a pretty captive to replace Fjord's sword? "He's very precious to you, isn't he?" (I'm a Fjorduceus shipper, if you couldn't tell)

Considering how Guacamole's shit works I think Caduceus would snap out of it when he gets there and then be trapped, but even if he's still hypnotized consent is IFFY at best.

Please no bathroom stuff or permanent character death!

From: (Anonymous)

So Caleb and Jester were left alone during episode 103 looking for pearls. What if instead of looking for pearls things got a little more heated between the two. Nothing to special just Caleb and Jester getting it on when they are left alone together in the water thought it would be hot.

From: (Anonymous)

after watching yasha carry beau around in 102, i personally NEED some fic of yasha taking care of her cute baby beau. sexual and non sexual both cool!

bonus for nursing and/or beau wetting herself (maybe diapers are involved?)

no scat or noncon please!

From: (Anonymous)

Caduceus gets whumped, wrecked and broken by whatever you please for as long as you please. Fjord brings him back.

+++ comfort focused
+++++ post-recovery sex

From: (Anonymous)

So, firbolgs have some cow features. Most obviously are the nose and ears, and some people like to draw them them with horns and tails. Let's take it a step further.

Once they reach a certain age, some firbolgs produce milk regularly- even out of pregnancy. Maybe it's uncommon, or maybe it's everyone who's AFAB. Either way, Caduceus turns out to be one of them, and it comes on while he's with the Mighty Nein.

After a while of trying and failing to deal with it on his own, someone finds out and offers to help.

Bonuses
+Since his parents left long before Caduceus would have to worry about this sort of thing, he never got the firbolg equivalent of "the talk", and has been quietly freaking out.
++While he's being milked, Caduceus gets all gooey and affectionate, too out of it to form words beyond sounds. Maybe even instinctively moos?
+++The person helping him out is Fjord, being and EXTREMELY good bro.

From: (Anonymous)

Anyone else notice Caduceus’ dad and Pumat Sol look kind of similar? Caduceus does, and after sometime after their first meeting, when the homesickness is too difficult to bear, he stops by Pumat’s shop to ask for an odd favor.

Caduceus takes such a parental role in the group, it’s easy to forget how young he actually is, firbolg-wise. Maybe he just wants to let go of all that responsibility for a moment, to feel held and taken care of. And maybe that fantasy involves sitting in a bigger, older firbolg’s lap and calling him “daddy”.

From: (Anonymous)

We knew this was coming right? Poor cleric gets possessed despite best efforts and maybe it goes on for longer than it should, maybe Fjord has to watch Caduceus shamble around, attack his friends, etc etc. Maybe Caduceus has to watch this THING try to use his body for nefarious purposes. Just angst everywhere.
+I’m down for the sexy nefariousness but I’m mostly just here for the angst

From: (Anonymous)

Saw a post on Tumblr about Clay’s hotness and couldn’t get over it so: Caduceus is extremely pretty, probably by most humanoid standards but particularly for firbolgs. he’s young and has pretty long hair and good cheekbones, of course he’s hot. Give me...something about that. Pumat Sol having a crush on this pretty young thing who walked in with the adventuring party. Literally anyone noticing how attractive Caduceus is. Sex would be great but no need for it, would be equally down for a fill that’s just about random encounters with smitten NPCs.

Just. All the “unbelievably pretty young religious kid out in the world for the first time” vibes please.

+if you can include Fjord/Caduceus in some way
+Caduceus being young for a firbolg and other characters (eg Pumat) knowing even if the M9 don’t
+++virgin Caduceus

From: (Anonymous)

So grateful for all the Caduceus love lately... wanted to add a prompt of my own.

Remember how horny everyone was for the hot minotaur in the city of beasts? I’d love to see a return of that guy- maybe the m9 are formally introduced to him while he’s in the capital, and have to collaborate with him on a mission, or something.

Nott reigns herself in because, you know, she’s got a husband again. Surprisingly, it’s Caduceus that taps that.

It begins with some more quiet flirting, but Olomon notices this time, and he’s interested. Any hey, why not? So Caduceus flirts a bit more, and pretty soon they’re sneaking off to have sex.

Bonuses
+ Caduceus rides the bull
++ Once the Sunbreaker finds out Caduceus is a virgin, he’s a gentleman about it. Doesn’t loosen up on the firm attitude necessarily, but makes sure to go slow and guide Caduceus through everything they’re doing.
+++ A little bit of aftercare, especially if the sex is on the rougher side.

From: (Anonymous)

Fjord has some sexy power fantasies about being the captain of a (pirate?) ship. His partner finds out and decides to explore them with him.

No preference for the specific scenario- it could be anything from pirate Fjord taking his partner captive onboard to him punishing them for being a disrespectful subordinate.

Bonuses:
+Spanking
+Fjord makes his partner call him “captain” during sex

DNWs:
-Beau or Yasha as Fjord’s partner

From: (Anonymous)

the world and all its big consequences has veth feeling very small, but yasha is around to show her that being small isn’t all that bad when there’s someone big to take care of you

YES:
+bottom veth, top yasha

+they’re both very sweet to each other/mutual body worship

+fingering/oral/etc being used to show just how much bigger yasha is than veth, yasha manhandling veth

+praise kink and overstim

no thank you:
-unsanitary (food, pee, scat)

-pain play/excessive pain in general

-mentions of infidelity

From: (Anonymous)

Jester feeding Beau, rubbing and poking and generally paying lots of attention to her big, stuffed tummy. I'm picturing Jester being playful and cheerfully shameless about the kink, and Beau, who takes pride in being lean and fit, being squirmily embarrassed but surprisingly turned on by how full and heavy she feels.

From: (Anonymous)

So like...I've seen various dancing fics...my favorite was one where Dierta got to watch and ended up screaming internally because she wasn't allowed to say anything against it. I want something slightly different though.

I'm imagining there's a peace celebration event. People from both sides come together and it's really tense and stuff. Cue the Mighty Nein showing up and things loosen up a bit...then Caleb asks Essek to dance and the two just end up in the middle of the dance floor, Empire and Dynasty, dancing happily and very much in love.

I wanna see that happen. And at least a bit of response to it. Bonus points if the two kiss. Bonus bonus points if Essek is the short ass fashionista we all know he truly is.

From: (Anonymous)

okay, so... caduceus with boobs. that's all i'm asking. he could be a trans dude comfortable with his chest, could be magic tiddies, could be a gift from the wildmother. all i ask is that they're lovely and sensitive, and he Loves the attention. could be any cad/male pairing, from as popular as fjord to as rare as essek.

bonus points for nip sucking.
biting/scratching/pain isn't a *hard* no, but i don't prefer it.

From: (Anonymous)

Caduceus hasn’t exactly had the opportunity for sexual experience some of his friends had, but having grown up in the setting he did, he’s a lot more casual about sex as a concept.

Which is how he ends up blatantly propositioning Fjord- who is decidedly not as casual about sex. He’s flustered but touched, and something really gets to him about the thought of being Cad’s first, so he agrees.

Bonuses:
+Caduceus bottoming
+Part-way in, Caduceus’ composure falters a little- he gets nervous/overwhelmed, but Fjord helps him through it
+Role-reversal of their usual dynamic... Fjord being the one who’s guiding Caduceus through it all and explaining things

From: (Anonymous)

Pretty much what it says on the tin. I want Essek and Caleb to meet Dierta as a couple (accidentally or on purpose is fine...she could happen upon them in town or maybe they came to announce their engagement or something?) I subscribe to the headcanon that she's a bitch so do what you like with the concept. I just like wanna see her response to the happy, lovey couple.

From: (Anonymous)

The M9 meet Vandren! He and Fjord have a touching if slightly awkward reunion. And Vandren then begins to hit on Caduceus. Fjord Hates It, for reasons he can’t really express. At first he tries to convince himself he’s jealous of Cad for Vandren’s attention, but eventually realized it’s Vandren he’s jealous of...

+virgin but not oblivious Cad (or maybe deliberately oblivious to deflect advances?)
+Fjord figuring out he has a big gay crush
++Fjord dealing with his insecurity comparing himself to Vandren
+++Cad telling Fjord he likes the real Fjord much better than the Vandren imitator or Vandren himself and Then They Fuck

From: (Anonymous)

Listen. She can't make her statues that shape and then expect Beau not to use them on her.

From: (Anonymous)

our soft boy needs some appreciation! i'd like to see him loved and taken care of by his friends, maybe a little bit spoiled, and reminded of how amazing he is.

+overstimulation
+cad being extremely pretty
+cad being a little awkward about the attention but also really, really loving it

-shipping cad with beau or yasha. they're lesbians, harold
-watersports or scat

otherwise, follow your heart! take care of that boy!

From: (Anonymous)

I think it’s pretty safe to say that Yasha’s tribe wouldn’t have used wedding bands. There was probably some specific courting process- hunting for your beloved, giving them gifts, etc. Maybe some Tolkien-esque hair braiding.

Jester ends up accidentally going through the motions with Yasha, who is both very surprised and very flustered.

From: (Anonymous)

I know this is a tired prompt but I can't get enough of this dynamic. Caleb's strict tone, the accent, his quiet sadisticness +++

Taking it out on soft sensy boy fjord who just wants to please and find subspace.

Oh,oh, or Essek and Caleb dominate Fjord, maybe Essek has a kinky room in his tower and Fjord would follow Caleb right into it to get used by the wizards.

Bonus for spell work in the domming. Love magic pervertables.

From: (Anonymous)

I love suffering, and I love the idea of Obann using Yasha while she was dominated. Something about the way he spoke so possessively and reverently about her makes it really make sense.

+ Yasha is just beneath the surface, horrified by it all
+ Obann using her past against her
+ The Laughing Hand or the Inevitable End getting in on it
+ Him living her necrotic wings and her hating them
+ Just truly brutal

From: (Anonymous)

One or more of the M9 girls gets her pussy (and possibly also clit) pumped until it is swollen and sensitive. The rest is up to you!

++if it’s still sensitive/swollen the next day

- - - prolapsed anything, blood