criticalkink | CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!

Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to

criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.

Now go forth and prompt!

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From: (Anonymous)

So, Fjord and Caduceus have been getting a lot closer in recent episodes. And there's been a lot of Caduceus taking care of Fjord, which is amazing. But what would also be nice is some Fjord taking care of Caduceus.
So Fjord just starts making food (just little snacks) and feeding it to our resident firbolg, with completely innocent intentions until Fjord realizes he's... kind of turned on by it? So he talks it over with Caduceus, who's more than okay with being stuffed really really full, and Fjord makes a bunch of food or buys a bunch of pastries, and feeds his boyfriend until he can't eat another mouthful.
(No non-con/dub-con please. Fjord needs to explicitly ask Caduceus to feed him. OP's not into scat, but otherwise, any other kinks are fine. Trans Fjord is amazing, but not absolutely necessary.)

From: (Anonymous)

Fjord and Caduceus are the only members of the party that aren’t mostly humanoid—and members of the Orc and Giantkin species have basically pon farr/fantasy pms cycles. And Caduceus is the first other person Fjord has met that also goes through them.

Xeno!Smut and emotional bonding ensues.

From: (Anonymous)

Reani and Keg meet each other and both end up realizing they both slept with Beau, so Reani invites Beau over to her house and she surprises Beau with Keg.

*Beau getting destroyed by her strong girls
*Praise kink

All honesty anything anyone wants to write about these three I’m all for, Beau deserves to get laid as many times as she can.

From: (Anonymous)

So Caleb can form shadow duplicates now... how about Mollymauk getting double teamed by Caleb and his shadow. Bonus if the shadow form is a lot rougher than Caleb lets himself be, but he realizes Molly is *into* it and Molly gets fully and properly wrecked by two Calebs.

+ if tieflings have unusual genitalia (think a tentacle dick, maybe all tieflings have both sexes)
+ if Molly is driven to tears (fully enjoying himself)

From: (Anonymous)

I don't doubt for a moment that Caleb would pop on one of Jester's dresses as suggested.
Well, he does. And something about the image of their wizard going about his business in a near little dress is very inspiring.

I'm partial to widofjord or Shadowgast, but I have no hard preference. I feel like Widomauk could be fun on this actually.

+ Caleb might be aware of the partner's interest but doesn't necessarily realise how big of an impact the dress is making

++ bending him over and flipping up the skirt

+++ hair pulling and/or spanking. (consensual, not creepy) possessiveness

+! after the fact, Caleb is wearing nothing underneath the dress and/or has a toy inside of him as the M9 meet up to decide on future plans
Maybe they can tell... something's up.

From: (Anonymous)

Orcs have something like heats(receptive)/ruts(aggressive) and Fjord has been doing well keeping his heats from the party (maybe buying suppressives when able?), however he's out of any soothing/suppressing stuff so he sneaks away from the team to try to ride it out on his own. (Un?)fortunately he runs into a group of BIG orcs/half-orcs who thinks a "tiny", pretty half-orc in heat is like ten birthdays in one.

+Fjord being really ashamed of what he considers 'yet another weird orc-thing' and being terrified of the team finding out (double bonus for Caduceus actually being fully aware of Fjord's heats and making him extra soothing teas during)
+Fjord struggling and being unwilling in the beginning but being unable to not give in to his need, and eventually ending up desperate for it (not too quickly tho!)
+Fjord really being TINY compared to especially the full-blood orcs
+At least one of the orcs/half-orcs being an older silver fox daddy-type who's really firm but (mostly) gentle and talks to/treats Fjord more or less like a child (leader?)
+talks/threats of mpreg/breeding is totally fine, however NO actual pregnancy!
+Fjord being a trans man or afab nonbinary who uses he/him pronouns (afab nonbinary here myself) -any emasculating words about his genitals are fine (pussy, cunt, etc), as long as they actually never call HIM girl/woman etc.
++Fingering with thick orc fingers
++Mating bites/biting the back of the neck during sex/orgasm
+++Knots
++++Manhandling. Lots and lots of manhandling. Lifting Fjord, fucking him standing, against a wall, between two of the orcs, just -lots of showing off how strong they are and how helpless Fjord is in their grasp
+Leaking cum
+Lots of praise for Fjord being such a good little bitch in heat (you don't need to use those exact words tho!)
+Fjord being very confused about his feelings after -it was honestly the best heat he's ever had BUT he did not want it, it was forced upon him
+Caduceus finding Fjord after and taking care of him (whether or not he knows what happened) and Fjord starting to wonder if maybe he should just ask Caduceus for assistance the next time...

-NO scat/watersports/bathroom play
-NO infantilism
-NO hard violence or gore -no beatings, or serious injuries (so no super-hard biting that causes lots of bleeding for example) but light spankings are fine
-NO hard degradation/humiliation or mental breaking

That turned into a lot lol, so you obviously don't have to manage to fit everything into the story!

From: (Anonymous)

Due to some contrived circumstances (maybe some sort of curse or obtaining some type of inheritable title), Jester needs to have a child with a tiefling father. Since she doesn’t know any suitable candidates, Beau offers to transform back into her male tiefling form.

I’m okay with Beau and Jester being in some sort of established relationship (though I would slightly prefer if they weren’t), but if they are, I’d like it to still be a situation where they hadn’t planned on having a child (at least not in the short term) and hadn’t been planning this.

From: (Anonymous)

Okay, so, I’m a weirdo, but I like seeing these two supporting each other, so. Caleb’s trauma has given him a lot of reason to want to stop thinking at certain points, Beau’s got some serious control issues, and eventually they work something out. It’s not really sexual, it’s more mutual stress relief, with Gentle Domme!Beau and lots of cuddling/positive affirmation.

+ For magic being involved somehow.
++ For that sweet sweet Caleb Whump.
+++ For Nott and/or Frumpkin being initially skeptical, and coming around.

From: (Anonymous)

I love the classic Essek/Caleb dynamics, but I can't forego Fjord. Specially not after his natural 20 vs ~~seducing~~ persuading Essek.

Will give you my firstborn for

+ Mentions of Fjord seducing Avantika (& how Caleb approved/supported it)
+ Caleb teaching Fjord how to be seductive/appealing
+ Fjord watching Essek/Caleb
+ Sexy talks on magic, patronage and swords
+ Essek knowing everything but not giving a damn
+++++++++ Every single one of them being a manipulative bastard

From: (Anonymous)

So Caleb wants to try out his new friend so he asks for Jesters help, Jester who can’t control herself in a room with two Caleb’s gets sandwiched between them because Caleb would do anything for either of them.

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb’s memory means he can accurately reproduce any dick with magic and likes to use them to fuck Caduceus senseless as he tries to guess who’s dick it is
+slightly mean dom Caleb with things like light humiliation or namecalling, purposefully fucking with Caduceus and the magic to make it harder to think
+size queen Caduceus to the nth degree, ruin that cleric
+bondage, public, thinking he needs to be quiet but really doesn’t, all that optional good stuff

From:

tarva

When stress gets the better of Caleb he turns to an old coping mechanism he hasn't used in a long time, casual Sex, to try to relax, but this time he get's more then he bargained for.
(Transman Caleb, Gangbang, dubious consent)

From: (Anonymous)

I just really need Pumat Sol seeing either Cad or Caleb who honestly don’t look like they eat enough and are a bit worryingly skinny and bringing them back behind the curtain and feeding them til they are bursting and have a taut belly and fucking them through it.

+Cad/Caleb is dubious to start but wants to be polite but gets really into it
++Them getting partway through the meal and slowing so Pumat has to start feeding them themselves
+++well if we finished all the food we’ll just need to stuff you with something else/size kink
++++all the Pumats getting involved
+++++(I would kinda absolutely love a small “down the line” scene where this has been happening for a bit and Cad/Caleb notice they are getting chubby and getting both embarrassed and turned on)

From: (Anonymous)

Ok we all knew this was coming the moment we saw that collar. Give me Caleb asking to give up his power during sex, asking to be vulnerable from an initially hesitant but eventually eager partner.

+ Caleb both genuinely wanting this but also feeling fearful and anxious initially because being that vulnerable is terrifying (if you find some way to tie it back to helpless feelings, eg. Ikithon, the asylum, in his past I will love you forever)
+ Caleb eventually letting go and finding some amount of peace in that relinquishing of control
+ If Fjord, Fjord trying to be polite and checking in and Caleb basically having to lock the collar on himself to get him to do it, but it's not long before he's super into it
+ If Essek, Essek being very conscious of what a vulnerable place Caleb is putting himself in and being genuinely concerned, but agreeing to trust Caleb to know his own limits
++ Fingers hooked in the collar, mild breathplay
++ Silent moaning, and what that looks like for the observer
++ Aftercare!!

From: (Anonymous)

Jester visits Caleb one night asking if she can play with his Willy and Jester this time isn’t talking about the golem.

*Just Caleb and Jester having sex
* Jester giving Caleb an amazing blowjob

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb & Jester are trapped somewhere, maybe? And Jester asks the Traveler to help them, but [very hand-wavey] the Traveler doesn't have a ~connection with Caleb, and given the specific situation(?) can't get as involved - and Jester's like, well we should just have a threesome, that will solve that! Which the Traveler, for the record, was Not Suggesting, but...

Jester is very persuasive.

Or really anything wherein Jester instigates a threesome between her god and her wizard.

From: (Anonymous)

So that Collar: Caleb holds onto it and wants to revisit it's capabilities later with multiple members of the Nein. Cue the Nein Roleplaying they couldn't care less about wether it comes off or not, and collectively embracing Caleb's new role as the silent party sex toy.
+Simulated dubcon
++Cockwarming/facesitting
++Humiliation AND praise kink Caleb
++Long-term roleplay
+++Subdrop/domdrop/safeword use when it goes slightly too far
+++++Aftercare, praise, and Caleb-loving

From: (Anonymous)

Oh please someone, combine these.
Whether it's fantasy, dub-con, au, it all works.

Depowered Caleb being chased through an extradimensional space by a powerful wizard (and/or that wizard's sophisticated golem toys)
And depowered Caleb being caught.

Special spices:
Magical teasing, whether it is the environment entrapping him temporarily before letting him go, just for fun
Caleb legitimately wanting to prove himself and possibly even outwitting his captor (for a time...)
When the Shadowhand (or whoever has created this world) decides they want to visit, the true power of the extra dimension makes itself known. Caleb has zero chance against magical bindings or the iron fast grip of golems and he is thoroughly Dominated.

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb makes a sex machine and Jester is definitely down to try it out.

*only request is jester getting wrecked by the machine

From: (Anonymous)

Honestly just ANYTHING with Caduceus praising the hell out of Fjord and Caleb and telling them how good they are. Both of them need a self-esteem boost.
I'm thinking service top Caduceus, and the other two being pleasured by both Caduceus and each other at Caduceus's instruction, but go wild, I'd be over the moon with any sweet positive-vibes sex with these three together.

From: (Anonymous)

Halas has been waiting for a new wizard body and Caleb is a perfect specimen. Time to fuck a pretty cleric while wearing a ginger wizard like a skinsuit.

+Caleb conscious and aware of what’s happening but unable to do anything
+Caduceus willingly going along so Halas won’t hurt Caleb
+Previous Caleb/Caduceus mutual crushes or relationships

From: (Anonymous)

I’m going to be blunt Yussa and Halas tag teaming our favorite wizard both just fucking him into tomorrow.

From: (Anonymous)

Nott's reckless and apparently isn't responding well to more gentle encouragement, so maybe someone (probably Caleb or Jester) takes it upon themself to try a more forceful, structured approach to the care and feeding of their resident rogue.

From: (Anonymous)

I just got to the episode that introduced Wursh. Fjord trying to look tough in front of the buff half-orc? Being all self-conscious, wanting desperately to connect but being afraid to face that part of himself? Wursh giving advice with abs (TM)? I ship this hard.

So far, we've seen Fjord only being confident in sexual encounters when he's putting up a front (re: Avantica). With all his effort going into fitting into human society, has he ever dared to explore what it is he actually wants? Who it is he wants? Has he ever even been with a man? Another half-orc? What if he likes it? Oh, he is so very, very afraid of liking it...

* I want Fjord being bodily attracted to Wursh, but being embarassed of his own wants.
* Wursh picks up on it and confronts him with an offer.
* I want half-orc, revelatory, cathartic sex. Pretty please.

Bonus points for:
* Wursh manhandling/lifting Fjord etc.
* Fjord being unaccustomed to (his and/or Wursh's) tusks during sex
* Fjord subbing is ok.
* Fjord letting go/allowing himself to be aggressive is also ok
* body worship! Mention of Wursh's tattoos!
* more advice with abs is always a plus
* light dubcon is fine, in so far as it's kinda included in the theme of seld-doubt/uncertain wants. But I'd prefer Wursh making certain Fjord knows what he's in for, and likes it.
* rougher sex/scratching/bloodletting is ok
* Wursh acting like a father figure is ok. But no *actual* daddy kink, please? Not my thing.

Note: If you want to place this later in or after the campaign, go ahead. I am spoiled for the major story beats.

Thank you to all the anons who reply. Come talk to me about the pairing. I can hardly find anything on the nets and I am parched.

From: (Anonymous)

The Nein encounter a creature that can sense and values virginity (I was imagining a dark version of a unicorn but go wild). Most adventuring parties have little to offer it, but fortunately the M9 has not one but TWO virgins...and the creature is offering something they can’t turn down. Caduceus ends up volunteering. It is not a pleasant experience but the M9 take care of him afterwards.

+Caduceus stays very calm and polite throughout even though he’s screaming internally
++he tries to brush it off afterwards and the others are having none of it
+++it’s not actually a fuck or die situation, but they’re offered something they can’t turn down (like putting Nott back in her original body...)
+++Jester starts to agree, with extreme reluctance, first; Caduceus volunteers because he doesn’t want her to have to (although maybe it just takes him a minute to register what’s being asked...)
+ace or demi Clay

dnw
-hurt and no comfort
-the M9 not taking what’s happening seriously
-the creature reneging on the bargain—would way rather deal with the guilt of the beneficiary so being so happy at such a cost