CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

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Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

• Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
  
• Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
  
• Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
  
• Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
  
• RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
  
• Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
  
• It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
  
• Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.


Now go forth and prompt!

Comments

Nott/Yasha, Beau or Jester, poly, first time with a woman

[(Anonymous)]

Nott and Yeza open up their relationship and Nott turns out to be very curious about being with a woman and also very embarrassed about this particular desire. One (or more) of her friends in the M9 picks up on this and decides to show her a good time!

Bonus points for Nott and the person (or people) she sleeps with turning out to have mutual crushes on one another and their good time turning into something more <3 Mega bonus points for praise kink/appreciating Nott's body, whether halfling or goblin

No explicit m/f sex, noncon/dubcon or infidelity, please!

Jester/Any, thaumaturgy, optional dubcon orgy

[(Anonymous)]

There’s an art that’s been swirling around the nsfw side of twitter of Jester using thaumaturgy and it also blowing open both lower holes. Would love to see that written with someone taking advantage of how easy it is to slide inside the pretty blue tiefling all of the sudden, especially considering how she basically flashed the whole bar.
Bonus but optional: it being some rando at the bar with their friends, getting her somewhere private to plug all these gaping holes with as many cocks or stiff objects as possible. Extra bonus if one of the Nein walk in but she’s got too many cocks down her throat to say anything and gets left at the mercy of the orgy
+Creampie, double or more penetration, sorta mean dirty talk with namecalling and words about how loose she is or how much she’s being stuffed with
++Jester getting off loudly and repeatedly, whether she wants to or not, at least once because of the dirty talk

Caleb/Dependent, magic sex toys, public

[(Anonymous)]

You can use magic to make sex toys and torment your partner(s) in public right? Stuff them full and fuck them hard with barely a flick of your fingers and leave them struggling to stand and smile and act like nothing is wrong?
+Would like Caduceus but I’ll also accept Fjord or maybe Jester. Multiples are an option.
++Size kink
+++Caleb is just a little bit of a sadist and his partner is a willing recipient of that
++++By sheer luck only interested parties noticing, but dirty talk (message?) like anyone could see them getting railed senseless if they really looked

Beau/Jester, consensual scrying voyeurism

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe Jester has been using Sending to tease Beau while they're in public, or in situations where she'd rather not be turned on. So she decides to enact a little revenge and tells Jester to scry on her at a certain time. When Jester pops in, she sees Beau masturbating and moaning her name. Maybe the spell fades before Beau comes, or right afterwards, but either way Jester gets watch her girlfriend fall apart while she can't do a damn thing about it.

Bonus points for Beau being really into being watched and/or Jester being really into watching or Beau talking to Jester like she's in the room even though Jester can't respond.

Fjord/A dragon

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, he flirts w one dragon, they suggested he married another, it’s like they’re asking for this to exist. So, Fjord getting absolutely wrecked by a dragon

Both non/dub-con and totally consensual are fine by me. I’m cool w dragon-form or human-form as well, whatever pref

If you go the more noncon route, Fjord in a dragons hoard would be fun. And going more con, the world could always use more J’mon Sa Ord.......

No major squirms but I’d rather not have vore be a main focus.

Essek/Caleb/Jester/and/or others, seduction!

[(Anonymous)]

Note: My only justification is that I’m multi-shipping trash who thinks every fandom needs more happy, healthy polyamory.

Prompt: Essek/Caleb is the most popular ship for our favorite hot boi, by a land slide, but Essek and Jester certainly have some interesting chemistry.

Caleb/Fjord - Celestial warlock Fjord

[(Anonymous)]

If Fjord gets adopted by the Wildmother as a celestial warlock he's going to get Wall of Fire. I'd love to see Fjord beaming and proud as he casts one of Caleb’s signature spells, and Caleb being unbearably turned on.

Caleb/Caduceus or Caleb/Fjord, painplay

[(Anonymous)]

Caleb needs pain. He keeps it mostly under wraps in his day to day, but he absolutely can't do sex without it. Up til now, it's simply been easier to avoid sexual encounters than it would be to try to explain.

If you opt for Fjord/Caleb - Fjord doesn't get it. Caleb probably isn't great at explaining. How they resolve it is up to you, but I'd prefer Fjord not 'fix' Caleb. Doesn't have to be a happy ending, but would just like to avoid interpretations where Caleb is sick/broken/wrong.

If you opt for Caduceus/Caleb - Cad does get it, even if Caleb is bad at explaining. Bonus if he uses magic to give Caleb what he needs.

Types of pain I'd love to see: impact play (slapping, spanking, paddling, caning), rough sex, biting, temperature play, light choking, pinching, immobility/crushing (think someone wrapping Caleb up really tight and not letting go). Adjacent kinks like objectification and breathplay are love. Not personally super big on piercing, knife or blood play, but go with what moves you.

Jester/Beau, keeping quiet

[(Anonymous)]

For plot reasons Jester and Beau out on a caper and have to hide in a small room or a broom closet. Stakes are fairly low but Beau really doesn't want to get caught. Jester gets bored and starts touching/kissing Beau before dropping to her knees. Beau has to try to stay quiet while Jester eats her out. Jester has a forked tongue. That's it, that's the prompt.

Jester/Caduceus - they're both virgins

[(Anonymous)]

They both have zero experience. Jester's theoretical knowledge is extensive, thanks to her mom's line of work and her own curiosity. Cad is 100% oblivious. They experiment with each other.

Reani/Caleb, pursuing the intriguing sad man

[(Anonymous)]

On her Talks ep with Marisha, Mica said Reani found Beau, Essek, and Caleb really hot. I would love to see something with her and Caleb 1 on 1. I'd REALLY love to see something where Reani's worldview makes her kind of dense when it comes to reading other people and she doesn't recognize that Caleb might be a bit afraid of her (or her judgment?).

Any rating welcome. Just...corner and discomfit the sad wizard, please. Personal note: definitely open to (and lbh, actively encouraging) dubcon here, for any interested parties.

Fjord/Caduceus or Jester, (re)discovering his magic

[(Anonymous)]

It’s an old trope, but it’s one that’s close to my heart.

Fjord has been trying to find his magic again, following his split from Uk’toa. Whether he forged another warlock pact, or shifts into a sorcerer or bard or whatever, surely, surely he should come upon his new power while coming?

Whether that’s a beautiful magical experience, or wild magic gone wild, I leave to your taste and discretion.

Jester/Caleb -Secret public Blowjob

[(Anonymous)]

So a artist made this https://mobile.twitter.com/Zaunis/status/1164008171825967104/photo/1
And this https://mobile.twitter.com/Zaunis/status/1164399667385384960 and I’m desperately craving a story to go with it. So hot Jester sneaking under the table to blow Caleb secretly in front of all the Nein.

Jester/Someone, dubcon tail sex

[(Anonymous)]

Someone tries to body jack or mind control jester but only manage to get her tail, which they use to attempt to fuck her brains out.
+Loud jester
+clit love
+in public?
+Ghost? Magician? Ghost magician? Up to you. I just want to see the pretty sapphire get fucked by her own tail

Fjord/Caduceus, getting together, deity approved sex

[(Anonymous)]

Now that Fjord’s Paladin-ing for the Wildmother she finds it only appropriate that he tends to the seeds that exist in the fertile land of her dearest cleric. Time to come to terms with some feelings.

+Metaphor? Actual weird deity growth/decay shit? You decide!
+Give me that sweet Fjord trying to explain that he’d really like to fuck Caduceus into a new grave as shyly and awkwardly as he always is and Caduceus just :) okay

Fjord/Jester/Cadeucus - godsquad poly cuddlepile fun

[(Anonymous)]

Now that Fjord has formally joined the Godsquad as a Paladin, he really should be welcomed into their embrace.
I’d love to see happy poly triad fun, in whatever forms and/or combinations that takes.

Jester/Beau - requited longing

[(Anonymous)]

Beau and Jester have been managing some complicated feelings about each other - they love each other, but maybe the other doesn’t think that way about them, and and and......

Basically, I want to jump right to the very end of a 100k slowburn where they realise they love each other and are loved in return. Anyone with me?

Jester/Polynein, everybody loves Jester

[(Anonymous)]

So I know poly/orgy things can sometimes be tricky to do because of all the moving parts and sex choreography and not overusing either names OR pronouns but. I really. Want a sexy Jester cuddle pile. Where everyone just showers her in their love. And also maybe their come, idk. And I'm honestly open to anything here?? If you have your own hcs or interpretations just go for it with my blessing, I'd be so happy.

For instance, the image I can't really get out of my head is of like a non-participatory (ace????) Cad supporting Jester against his chest and nuzzling/kissing her cheek and neck while Beau is between her legs giving her the most unbelievable head. But also if you DID want Cad to participate I'd be super down with that too! Like really it's whatever floats your boat as long as everyone loves on Jester aahhhhhh.

If you wanted to throw in some Caleb/Jester/Fjord DP I might cry? Those are just my initial ideas. Someone please just give Jester the love fest she deserves I beg

(frozen) Caleb/Frumpkin

[(Anonymous)]

I have a hankering for some Caleb sexytimes involving Frumpkin. Either with Frumpkin himself (in any form at all) or another character, contact, voyeurism, whatever the author likes. Only requests are no Caleb/Mollymauk and no spoilers for past episode 60 please.

Essek/Caleb Petplay

[(Anonymous)]

(first time posting, hope I'm doing this right!) Caleb wants to turn his brain off, Essek likes having control, and they both think the other one is hot. The basic dynamic I'd like to see is not literal petplay as in animal play, but a dynamic in which Caleb plays the role of a submissive "pet" to Essek.

+bondage, especially with soft rope/scarves
+naked caleb, clothed essek
++trans caleb
++multiple orgasms/overstimulation
+++pet names like "pet" and "kitten"/praise kink
++++++caleb gets REALLY deep into subspace
++++++++theres nonsexual bits at the beginning and/or end where caleb is just in subspace and loving it

---rimming (not a big sticking point, just not personally for me)
---insults/slut-shaming/anything more intense than light humiliation (see above)
---pain/impact play (see above)
--------foodplay/scat/watersports/other unsanitary stuff (you do you, but, again, not for me)
-----------any form of noncon/dubcon/implied real kidnapping (just the two of them roleplaying in bdsm please!)

(Sorry if this is too specific...)

Essek/Caleb/Jester - wingman but it's a threesome

[(Anonymous)]

Obviously magic lessons just means Essek and Caleb flirting ... but Jester's here to watch.

Jester picks up on all the tension and goes full on wingman getting Essek and Caleb to act on it. Right there. In the Library. (Or maybe not, but...)

And, you know, she wingmans for herself too. Although voyeur Jester on the sidelines is also always good.

Jester/Caleb -Pick me up Blowjob

[(Anonymous)]

After Essek leaves Jester decides to give Caleb a blowjobto make him feel better after everything.

*Really sloppy blowjob

*Jester wants Caleb to really give it to her.

* Also finger sucking Jester sucks his fingers after holding his hands to warm him up.

Caleb/Jester/Essek -Caleb and Essek play with Jester magically.

[(Anonymous)]

Caleb and Essek take turns using magic on Jester to see if they can get her to cum. The two sometimes even partner up to really work her over.

*honestly just Jester getting wrecked by our magic boys.

Jester/Caleb/(Essik?) - brute strength and a creative mind though

[(Anonymous)]

Jester watches Essik and Caleb bonding and learning spells, and it's good (and cute! She is into this...)
But Caleb seems just a *little* too impressed by the Shadowhand's magic. And it's not like Essik uses it to do anything *really* interesting anyway.

Basically, I would love to see Jester wanting to prove that she can outdo Essik's fancy magic with her strength and her filthy, creative mind. So she does.
Extra bonus if Essik offers to help.
Either way, Caleb is completely dominated and overwhelmed, and doesn't 100% understand why this is happening - but he's totally into it if Jester (and Essik?) is.

Bonus: Caleb is pushed to more than one orgasm

Fjord/Caduceus, knight in shining armor

[(Anonymous)]

So there was something about Fjord and Cad's little moments in ep 77 that struck me as so courtly, somehow. Fjord's deference to Cad, offering his help/service, snapping out that stern call for courtesy on Cad's behalf. I'd love to see more of that, especially between them in private. Cad being super soft and approving, Fjord being so happy and eager and tbh kinda grateful? Hnnngh, yes. Would love some more opportunities for Fjord to advocate or get defensive on Cad's behalf, even if Cad doesn't need it. Like idk the chaos crew starts a brawl in a tavern and some rando crashes into Cad and he kind of stumbles and Fjord steps in to shove the rando off and like, stand between Cad and the rest of the room with a hand ready to summon his sword. THAT KIND OF THING.