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Critical Role Kink Meme ([personal profile] criticalkink) wrote2018-01-12 12:06 pm

CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!



Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

  • Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
  • Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
  • Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
  • Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
  • RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
  • Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
  • It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
  • Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to [personal profile] criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.


Now go forth and prompt!

Beau/Professor Waccah Bottom Beau

(Anonymous) 2019-04-12 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Both Beau and the professor both seemed to enjoy all the flirtation going back and fourth, Waccah examining Beau and her body and Beau getting absolutely kick out of it was amazing.

What if she wasn’t done and told Beau to stay after so she can get a more thorough examination.

*Sub Beau 100% totally into being wrecked by Waccah
*pain kink
*Waccah seeing exactly what this little human can take

Beau/Rosa Diaz - B99 crossover sexytimes

(Anonymous) 2019-04-16 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
In honor of 9.9 million (NEIN NEIN) raised, anything that involves some smoochin' and hopefully more between Rosa Diaz and Beau.

Is Rosa a cop in the Empire or Krynn Dynasty? Sure.
Is Beau an undercover newbie FBI agent trying to bring corrupt cops in NYC down? Sure.
Coffeeshop AU? Why not?
Comic-Con AU where they're both cosplayers? Into it.
A mystical cross-planes gym meet-cute where they spar? I'm down.

Literally ANYTHING.

(NEIN NEIN!)

Caduceus/Any, nips

(Anonymous) 2019-04-17 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Admittedly this comes from an offhand joke during Mame Drop that made my brain wander but what if like the only fat Caduceus has on him is right around his chest. Soft chest with fur and sensitive nips. Not enough to really play with like actual boobs but just enough give to be enticing. And let’s be real, the way he acts around people bigger than him? Someone pinning him down and playing with him until he cums (maybe fucking some soft firbolg pecs?) is definitely up his alley.

Caduceus/Giants, Trust Agreement

(Anonymous) 2019-04-19 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Hey listen we all know Clay has a thing for people bigger than him, and what would have been stopping the giants from asking for more, or him suggesting it? Just for increasing trust. Totally not because he wants to climb on as many giant dicks as possible. Totally not.
++Yes he does
+++I know they’re like twice his size but please tummy bulge maybe firbolgs can take dick like champions
++++Voyuerism kink is always a plus

Fjord/Caleb - sneaking around, sex behind closed doors

(Anonymous) 2019-04-19 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Fjord and Caleb are trying to keep it under wraps that they are sleeping together. It would make things so complicated if the 'Romantics' of the group were to find out, and one or both of them is pretty sure this can't possibly last. (something like that, anyway)

So, sneaking around, trying to be silent. Excuses for sharing a room, shenanigans under the dinner table. Caleb having a way better poker face and prodding Fjord in public. Anything like that would be incredible.
(but like really, nobody knows - or if someone does know, it's not a 'they could see they were secretly in love' scenario (nothing against those stories though!)

BOOONUS: Fjord's got a Dommy streak once the doors are closed

Fjord/Anyone, humiliation

(Anonymous) 2019-04-19 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
So Fjord just going off on the foreman? I'm not the only one who thought that was kind of A Lot, right? I'd love to see Fjord breaking out that attitude in a more intimate setting with a (consenting) partner. Calling them names, talking down to them, bossing them around, and they're 100% getting off on it.

+++The partner is way more into it than Fjord is, and he's doing it for them more than himself
-----transphobia/homophobia/misogyny during humiliation

Foreman Bodo solo, getting off on humiliation

(Anonymous) 2019-04-19 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
He's been driven out of his mining camp, a group of strangers there on behalf of his work nemesis show up to help, and the very attractive half-orc seemingly leading the party proceeds to humiliate him in front of everyone. And the worst part is that he's rock-hard.

Maybe Fjord/someone in the M9 notices, maybe he just has to slink away into his tent and jerk off, but Foreman Bodo is going to have to take a good long look at his life after all this.

Mighty Nein/Drow: The Creaming of the Crick

(Anonymous) 2019-04-20 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
The Mighty Nein have encountered a lot of hot drow on their quest. So how about one of more of them shows one of these elves a good time?
Potential scenarios:
A freshly-rescued Thuron unwinds with his strange new rescuers.
The Bright Queen finds herself unable to resist the prospect of a night between the sheets with her Empire's very attractive new heroes.
Shadowhand Essik opts to invite Caleb over for a night of discussing magic, and things grow hot and heavy
+Lots of touching/contact. Cuddling, hands on faces, gentle caresses, just these beautiful drow being appreciated by their partner(s).
+The drow gets overwhelmed by pleasure, almost to the point of crying
+Passion. Lots and lots of passion.

Beau/Yasha + Jester, Voyeurism, Masturbation

(Anonymous) 2019-05-02 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Beau, Yasha, and Jester share a room. Beau and Yasha share a bed and once Jester is asleep, things get hot and heavy between them. Except Jester isn't actually asleep and is listening to the whole thing, and technically it's not creepy to secretly jerk off to your friends boning, technically, if you're pretty sure they'd be okay with it, technically?

Any/Any - Breaking in the new house

(Anonymous) 2019-05-03 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
They have a whole house now. After so many months in hotel rooms and ships and camping, well, a house to themselves is cause for celebration. And by celebration I mean fucking.

Could be different pairings off each doing their own thing, could be group sex, could be anything in between, I’m open for it

+Exploring the new house w/ dirty talk (ohh, we could do so much here)
+Working their way through each room
+Some of them “claiming” their bedrooms. posessively.
+getting some new furniture specifically and then testing it out...
+finally working things out from Asarius now that they’re safe and have the space to relax
+someone put on display in a main room...they gotta decorate

just, making this house feel like a home.

Easik/Caleb/Fjord - charisma competition, Fjord and Caleb try outHotting each other

(Anonymous) 2019-05-05 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Caleb's new coat is just hnnng, very very sexy. I just wanna see more of a glimpse of Bren in him, turning that charm on because the best way to accomplish his goals? Just- charm the person he *knows* that can teach him time magic. So Caleb just turns that charisma up to twenty when talking to Essik, searching him out, inviting him to pour over magic books, complimenting him on his mind, popping open the first few buttons of his collar before learning in over a book, etc.
Fjord is very uncomfortably aroused by that scruffy wizard now being Certifiedly Hot. He's also quite sexually intimidated by confident redheads. So he does the thing he does whenever he's left feeling inadequate, which is turning up the Texblade charm.
Essik thinks the whole thing is hilarious and sees right through the two of them, but isn't the least averse to what is going on.

+ to Fjord being a himbo
++ if Caleb powerbottoms his way through the whole thing

Any/any, glory hole shenanigans in the new house

(Anonymous) 2019-05-10 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
!! Mild spoilers for episode 62 !!

Jester seemed *really* into the idea of painting a glory hole between the bedrooms. Please... just... *anything* with that idea??

Essik/Caleb, payment

(Anonymous) 2019-05-10 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Caleb’s a firm believer in never owing anyone anything so seems like giving the lovely shadowmaster a BJ is a mutually beneficial outcome here, maybe in a dark corner of the house/yard
++Essik being very calm and collected until the very end
+++Starts theorizing lazily about why someone as clearly trailed and powerful as Caleb is acting the part he’s playing and what motives he could have and Caleb “danger boner” Widogast is disturbingly into it

Someone Please Dom the Princeling

(Anonymous) 2019-05-11 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Matt gave us a proud, theatrically mysterious elven princeling from a matriarchal society. SOMEONE needs to pin this man to the nearest flat service and have their way with him. Consensually. Enthusiastically.

+ Jester or Caduceus
++ Dirty talk.
+++++ Essick ending up completely and happily wrecked

No piss/scat, age play, noncon, racism (fantasy or otherwise). And please, do not use Caleb or Beau. I don't mind if you choose someone other than Jester or Caduceus. Just... Not Caleb. And Beau is a lesbian.

Caleb Gangbang

(Anonymous) 2019-05-11 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Caleb just getting absolutely wrecked by Essik and his wizard friends so he can get more of that sweet time magic.

*Begging Caleb
*Dirty talk
*maybe a little fisting action (completely optional)

Caduceus/plants, tentacle sex

(Anonymous) 2019-05-11 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m surprised that I can’t find any fic with Caduceus getting well fucked over by giant vines. Because it’s a really good image.

So: Caduceus encounters a sentient plant that grapples him up in its vines. He tries to negotiate a peaceful resolution, but it turns out the plant is friendly. Real friendly.

+Caduceus not quite realizing what he’s gotten in to at first but accepting it cheerfully
+Overstimulation/multiple orgasms/the plants taking everything they can out of Cad
+I really like the idea of Cad being held up in the air but really just being restrained throughout the whole encounter would be lovely

-not fond of impregnation/laying something inside cad but it isn’t a hard limit

Caleb/Essik - let him top you cowards

(Anonymous) 2019-05-17 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I get elves are by and large twinks and this also applies to drow but let him be a twink and also top Caleb /hard/. He definitely was thinking about getting some the last episode.

nott/yeza/caleb, relationship negotiation

(Anonymous) 2019-05-22 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
what is says on the tin

can be porn-y, kinky, just talking, i'm just craving some of that sweet, sweet negotiating where they stand with each other and want to do with each other, either as a one off thing, a regular hook up, or adding caleb to the marriage full time

+++ for reassuring Caleb he's not imposing
+++ for explicitly telling Caleb he has permission to touch, given his in-canon reluctance to be affectionate with her the way he was

Beau/Any, omegaverse feat. Omega Beau In Heat

(Anonymous) 2019-05-24 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly what it says on the tin. Interested in any spin you want to put on A/B/O dynamics, conventional or non-conventional. Really just anything with everyone's favorite subby, needy monk dealing with a heat (or v much Not Dealing) will earn this anon's eternal gratitude!


PLUS. Bonus points for the M-9 ladies knowing and/or figuring it out and getting veeeerrry territorial, and possessive/protective of Beau. :)

Caleb, Jealousy

(Anonymous) 2019-05-27 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly what it says. Someone starts cozying up to our resident trash wizard's s/o, Caleb gets maddeningly jealous, and after a little talk about it his s/o reassures him with sex. Fjord or Jester is preferred, but I'm not picky, so long as it isn't Nott or Beau.

+ Caleb tries to hide his jealousy from his s/o and they only barely manage to pry it out of him
+ S/o feeding right into Caleb's praise kink, constantly asserting that they're his
++Caleb tops
+++ Caleb is a fucking tease who gets really into it and makes his partner beg for it

Caduceus/Caleb/Jester/Fjord, Feral rut sex

(Anonymous) 2019-05-29 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Some bad guys wanted to breed firbolgs or something and so they gave Caduceus something that basically put him in a rut reverting to his most animal nature. At first he was just nuzzling hands but it’s going to escalate to the point of pinning someone down and fucking them for several days straight if they don’t come up with a plan soon. Obviously this plan is for the three interested parties to take turns getting railed/riding the Caduceus wagon and using all manner of pick-me-ups and spells to keep on top of it. Frankly, despite the circumstances, they’re all having a great time.
+Fun kinky stuff like knotting, bondage, somnophilia, etc. Need to handle him someway. Also eating out, even feral he’s probably got a tongue that could slay the heavens.
++Perhaps even above size average weird biology Caduceus, everyone fulfilling a fantasy in association with it
+++Any combination of bits, only requirement is that Caduceus has a dick and is absolutely going to use it
++++Caduceus so gone to the point that he’s just growling and pushy and so far from the norm and at least one person is a little fucked up about being Into It

Beau/Jester, FWB, Fingering

(Anonymous) 2019-05-30 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It’s late, they’re out in the middle of nowhere, and Beau and Jester are on shift for driving the wagon while everyone else sleeps. Beau is bored, Jester is twice as bored, easy fix is to stick her hand down Beau’s pants and get to getting her off. Gives her something to do with her hands, gives Beau something to focus on other than the horses that are practically handling the ride themselves. Beau has to be good and quiet and not wake anyone up. She does a pretty damn good job actually, Jester promises to figure out how to make her louder in the future.
+Good casual friend fingering, Jester thoroughly enjoying being the giver. Not the first time they’ve fooled around.
+Subby Beau who is usually very loud during sex but she’s so damn focused right now and nothing with break her mighty will especially when there’s something like getting eaten out later maybe without embarrassment on the line.

molly/caleb, polymorph

(Anonymous) 2019-05-30 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
i miss me some widomauk, pals

so how about caleb polymorphs himself a pussy for molly to fuck

Caduceus/Caleb/Jester

(Anonymous) 2019-05-31 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Just anything with these three because I am charmed by the idea of their dynamic? Like, perhaps Caleb and Jester helping Caduceus with an intense bout of firbolg rut, and the three of them being a bunch of awkward weirdos figuring it out together.




Caleb/Eodwulf, Rough

(Anonymous) 2019-06-01 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Caleb emphasizing how muscular Eodwulf was got me thinking. Now I want something to do with that strength being put to good use. Bottom Caleb, of course
+Caleb provoking Eodwulf for a while beforehand, being a huge tease. Bonus points if it doesn't work and Caleb has to outright say what hes hoping for.
++Praise!!!
++Titles like 'sir' being used
-------Underage. None of that, I'm looking for current present day, not them as teens.

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