criticalkink | CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!

Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to

criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.

Now go forth and prompt!

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From: (Anonymous)

During the latest ep (56) there was a moment when Caleb was in leather straps and Fjord ordered him to clean his boots. Maybe both of them bring it up later and Caleb uses his tongue instead of a dirty rag

+Caleb praise kink
+inexperienced Fjord
------verbal degradation

From: (Anonymous)

Spoilers:
Jester is really into using Beau as furniture for a second in the last episode. Compiling this with something Beau said ages ago about being “Kinda into getting belittled/embarrassed.”???? We’ve got compatible kinks!!
They keep the outfit and when Beau has it on shes Jester’s slave. Jester humiliatess her in all the ways she’ll like.

No non-con please. Dub-con is cool if anyone wants to explore this as something under-negotiated.

From: (Anonymous)

Exactly what it says on the tin. Can be slavefic AU, can be an arrangement in canon, I don't really have a preference. Just Fjord and Jester, loving each other very much and loving their pets!

(Would just rather Caleb and Beau enjoy their predicament, that's all!)

From: (Anonymous)

(Spoilers for episode 52):

Fjord gets kinda turned on when he sees Caleb turn into a male version of Jester and call himself her brother. Maybe all three of them revisit that again at a later date.

From: (Anonymous)

True to his 7 wis, Fjord has no idea whatsoever of why he's getting a kick out of putting Caleb in progressivingly more compromising positions. They're friends, right? And he admires the hell out of Caleb. So why the fuck pretending Caleb is his slave is the most fun he's had in years?

Caleb is legit apaled Fjord has no clue about what's been doing to *him*., but the fact Fjord is clueless is kinda cute and, honestly, after his entire experience with Astrid and Eodwulf (and his time being made to charm people in name of the empire), its just easier for him to trust someone who doesn't have second intentions and just wants some good ol' kinky fun.

So basically, Caleb teaching Fjord how to dom the hell out of him (of he seduces Fjord into railing him, well, that's basically payback for literally every moment he was made to pretende being Fjord's employee/servant/slave)

From: (Anonymous)

Well would you look at that! Happy 1000 comments, all you lovely kinksters! Here's to 1000 more!
Back to scheduled programming now ;))

From: (Anonymous)

listen. Listen. Caduceus is big and soft and definitely goes into heat/rut and I like thinking about him mindlessly, desperately rutting against someone's ass/thigh or just fucking somebody real slow for hours and hours. Just a good ol' fashioned heat fic featuring the self-insertiest character you've got.

+afab reader
++thigh fucking
++++++++++really gentle Caduceus trying to be a gentleman even tho he's so desperate he can barely think straight

------------noncon (dubcon is okay but not preferred)
-------------breeding/impregnation

From: (Anonymous)

(loosely inspired from the Bright Sessions Caleb eps)

Everything is the same as canon except Caleb is a powerful empath. He feels others emotions to the point that they sometimes overwhelm his own.

The night he burned his family, he didn't just hear their screams, he felt their fear and pain.

Of course, it wasn't until later that he realized the reason the memory of his parents as traitors rang so very false. The emotions didn't feel right.

So either young!Caleb learning control in a very sexy way with Eodwulf/Astrid, or now!Caleb trying to hide his abilities from Fjord or Cad but it gets increasingly more difficult the more feelings being felt. Or both ;)

*I really like the idea that Cad is an emotional safe zone 95% of the time. He's just so calm and mellow that he helps Caleb ground himself.*

+++ Caleb's partner knows about his ability before actual sex happens.
+++ Emotional intimacy as well as physical intimacy.

No emotional manipulation in regards to consent, plz. and let's skip the harder kinks for this one.

From: (Anonymous)

We have more prompts and fills in this thread than the critical role ao3 page has explicit tags! Well done everyone!

From: (Anonymous)

Can we get a thread going for this? I just really like the format of this as it helps me when I get stuck on longer fics. Plus it can be fun.

Put a pairing and kink and/or situation as a reply to this for others to fill with a single sentence. Or more if the inspiration really takes them ;)

From: (Anonymous)

bottom!Beau naturally

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb likes to make that he’s selfish, but even he can see that Caduceus will ALWAYS put others’ feelings before his own, even at the deficit of himself, and that just has to be exhausting. Someone needs to be emotional support for the emotional support sometimes, and even if he’s bad at it, he’s more than happy to be there. Especially if there are soft cuddles.

From: (Anonymous)

Okay, pretty simple concept: During the battle, one or both of the fiends surrenders and pleads for their life, offering the Nein pleasures beyond their wildest dreams if they spare them. One or more of our heroes takes them up on their offer.
+The fiend full-on grovels, sobbing, begging on their knees, the whole shebang
+It's genuine- no tricks or deceptions
+Dom/sub
+The fiend thanking them for their mercy at the end

From: (Anonymous)

For Reasons™, Caleb grows wings. Yasha has Feelings™ about this. Caleb, probably having read about Aasimar and knowing that she's fallen, has at least some understanding of how she's thinking about wings, and tries to explain he doesn't, y'know, deserve wings. In the way that Aasimar deserve wings.

Meanwhile Yasha's taken up grooming his wings because it's important that they're taken care of.

Maybe some mutual self-loathing with a sprinkle of wing-mentorship and a dash of wingsex and a solid side of trying to make each other feel better about their pasts?

Or really anything that involves Caleb, twitching but trying to stay still (for her), as Yasha grooms his wings (for him), both of them determined to take care of the other.

From: (Anonymous)

I just want the sheer ridiculousness of Jester trying to phone-sex someone with Sending, aka with TWENTY-FIVE WORDS AT A TIME and EXTREMELY LIMITED SPELL SLOTS.

It can be her and literally ANYONE as long as the other person is also into it and also TRYING THEIR BEST.

From: (Anonymous)

Fjord cut the harness off of Caleb and Beau, but what if Caleb secretly kept it? What if he had to work up the courage to get Jester to cast mending on it?

Would love for a solo scene where he can finally indulge, but wouldn't mind if Fjord walked in because they're roommates

From: (Anonymous)

Matt gave us a proud Drow princeling, and the first thing he said was that he was handsome. Let Him Fuck.
Would prefer Jester, but either of the above works.

Bonus points if he is on the subby side and enjoys it, but... you know... remains teasing and proud and all that.

From: (Anonymous)

Caduceus might need someone to put him in his place if he’s feeling so sure of himself ;3 before it gets dangerous ;333
I’m so drunk pls I need sub cad

From: (Anonymous)

Mollymauk died with a Mote still unused. I don't know what that means except that I love Drow, Mollymauk, and magical shenanigans. Ideally, he's exploring his new body and everyone else gets to help him figure out what's nice in this new form.

From: (Anonymous)

i'm really into the thought of a super-virgin caduceus being very eager to suck a dick for the first time. the person with the dick is a little worried about caduceus getting out of his depth, but cad seems to love literally choking on cock. i'd love to have emphasis on the wet noises and the amount of saliva.

bonus points if cad comes in his pants from getting cum in his mouth.
bonus bonus points if there's a bit of facefucking too.

From: (Anonymous)

What's that? Fjord gets hit with a love potion that somehow makes him fall for all of the M9? Hm? Love potions don't work that way? WELL MAYBE THIS ONE DOES.

+10000 if it's not actually a love potion, it's a truth serum where he has to talk about his FEELINGS oh noooooooo

("Love" can be taken as romantic or platonic as you desire)

From: (Anonymous)

Because Beauregard deserves to get rawed by sexy, dangerous, powerful drow ladies. If it is two sexy, dangerous, powerful drow ladies at the same time, all the better.

+for subby!Beau
+++ for bratty, subby Beau
+++++++ for any xeno flavor you want to throw in with the drow.

From: (Anonymous)

Partly inspired by a convo in the widojest discord: let Jester get filled up with cum!

I hc that most of Jester's "experience" comes from things she's seen or heard in the Chateau, and only in theory, not in practice. And if there are particular rules regarding where and how clients are allowed to ejaculate, perhaps Jester's never encountered the idea of someone coming in her then licking it back out. So let someone blow her mind (and her pussy) 👀

Preferred ships: widojest, clayvorre, maybe beaujest with a trans or polymorphed beau. Not super into Fjord, but I'd read a fill with him regardless

From: (Anonymous)

Jester is actually a little skittish around Caleb after the charm/fireball situation, and Caleb (who's also a little traumatized about almost killing someone he cares about AGAIN) decides to solve this by finding someone to put him under a 9th level Geas to never hurt her??? That's definitely not how that works but in this situation it does?? And he's like Jester guess what it's solved!!

And she's like....what the actual fuck, Caleb.

Anyway, and then they eventually make out, probably!

From: (Anonymous)

In e52, caduceus makes a little side comment regarding Sunbreaker Ulumon so i got to thinking, since Caduceus is pretty tall, maybe he’s into partners who are bigger than him?
Doesn’t have to be smut necessarily, I’m just looking for Caduceus getting a thrill out of being short or average height by comparison :) No preference as to orientation, which NPC, etc. Just no non/dub-con please!