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Critical Role Kink Meme ([personal profile] criticalkink) wrote2018-01-12 12:06 pm

CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!



Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

  • Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
  • Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
  • Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
  • Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
  • RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
  • Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
  • It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
  • Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

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The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.


Now go forth and prompt!

Caduceus/Sunbreaker Ulumon, insert animal symbolism here

(Anonymous) 2019-03-01 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Listen I’m all down for Nott but Caduceus was also making some serious eyes at the Sunbreaker. There’s plenty of potential with cows and bulls here. Plus the first time Caduceus is on the other end of the size difference.

Dairon/Beau, teacher/student...

(Anonymous) 2019-03-02 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. teacher/student messy-power-dynamic sex obviously wouldn't be ideal in canon but here in fic I want ALL of that action. especially if that action involves Dairon - the hot, strict mentor of fantasies- absolutely wrecking our favorite subby monk.

Consider: Beau bent over a desk or chair, Dairon pressed up behind her, taking her with Beau simultaneously mortified and aroused and wound-up to the point of begging...

Or, Dairon *disciplining* Beau for the stupid bar stunt and for coming to Xhorhas when it's so dangerous. Or Beau having a ridiculous praise kink when it comes to the hot monk lady teacher who believes in her. Or just ANY smut or kink at all with these two?

So much potential...!

(Consensual, dub-con, or non-con are all fair game if you're interested!)

Clayleb/Widomauk - Sad Magic Man needs some TLC

(Anonymous) 2019-03-03 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
I hunger for a fic where Caleb is noticeably emotionally/mentally drained for one reason or another. And who to come to the (sexy or otherwise) rescue other than the resident fuzzy cleric (or resident handsy bloodhunter)?


+if it is in some sort of bath house, spa, or fancy inn room.
++Caleb feels like Cad/Molly shouldn't feel the need to help him, but is actually really grateful someone physically showed they cared.
+++If they're cuddly at the end because Caleb is touch starved.
(+++bonus if it's Cad AND Molly, but either one alone is fine too!)

Yussa/Caduceus, Size kink, power imbalance

(Anonymous) 2019-03-04 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Living along the coast alone in his tower, Yussa isn't accustomed to seeing firbolgs and takes interest in the only member of the m9 to display basic manners upon their introduction.

+ inexperienced/virgin but eager caduceus
++ yuusa praising/gently belittling caduceus while riding him
+++ magic restraints and/or playing up the power imbalance (casual magic during sex that just continues to play into how out of the m9's league yuusa is)
++++ yuusa gets too flustered to maintain control and ends up flipped and with some big pretty hand prints on his hips and legs

I fell hard for this old elf


Fjord/Caleb - ModernAU Cop/Civillian

(Anonymous) 2019-03-04 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I just need a fic where Fjord is a cop and Caleb is a librarian trying to get to work but gets pulled over because he forgot to put his registration sticker on. And then again not to long later because on a tail light or whatever. And then Fjord shoots his shot and they end up doing the hanky panky somewhere somehow.

+ 4+1 type fics make me happy
++ if Caleb is like still trying to get used to American driving laws/cars since he lived in a big city and used public transpo

Caleb/Any - Big Caleb?

(Anonymous) 2019-03-08 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I’m early to the party but WHOO the thought of Big Caleb tossing somebody around in the bedroom sets a person’s mind off. So can someone write Caleb and someone (Fjord is a nice thought, but anyone but Nott) using that spell Caleb used on himself to make him big and have fun with that? I’d love you forever.

Any/Succubi - literally anything (Noncon/dubcon warning?)

(Anonymous) 2019-03-08 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, they're right there...

Cad mentioned sleeping at the dead guy's house - I was really hoping they'd spend the night there and one of the Nein would get, ah, dreams.

Or maybe if the charm on Caleb or Yasha had worked? Or a charm on literally any of them? I feel Caduceus would probably be real interesting. Or maybe just Beau trying to fuck the female one, because the only reason she isn't is Dairon's lesson earlier. And the murders too, I guess.

I'm absolutely fine w/ Noncon, but anything w/ the Mighty Nein and the succubi (succubus + incubus?) would be amazing.

Charm - Town Bicycle

(Anonymous) 2019-03-08 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Charm lasts a long time and I can’t stop thinking about if the succumbing could have told one of them to walk out and get fucked by as many monster cocks as possible. Maybe wearing off and they don’t even realize....
Would prefer Caleb’s scrawny ass or Caduceus’s virgin one. Or both. Feel free to get weird and morally black. All here for those non-con turned dub-con turned new future things. Open to any interpretation. Ulumon could show up tbh, or any of the NPCs.

Fjord/Caleb, keeping concentration

(Anonymous) 2019-03-08 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Trying to maintain concentration for a spell during sex? Fjord trying to distract him as best as he can? I don't know what spell would be suitable for sexy times, or if the spell is even specifically for sexy times.

But just. Caleb having to focus while being very VERY distracted. Technically can be any ship but I really like Fjord/Caleb.


+Caleb struggles but holds on pretty well til the end
++Fuck that brain out of him.

Dairon/Beau Staying Alive

(Anonymous) 2019-03-08 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I am a simple lesbian who wants these monks to have goodbye sex. They're both horny and sad. It'd be perfect.

Any/Any or even Any/All - Sensory Deprivation Aftermath

(Anonymous) 2019-03-09 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I have...a huge kink for the fallout of sensory deprivation. In this case whether it's caused by torture/punishment/a spell gone awry/getting trapped in a cave-in/etc, I just want one of the Nein to get rescued by the others after being trapped, alone, for 48+ hours of being completely isolated and not seeing/hearing ANYTHING.

And I just want the fallout of that, and how the rest of the Nein get through to that person, with ideally some reassuring skin-on-skin contact and EXTRA ideally lots of not wanting to be alone/not letting them be alone.

Any ships, all the ships, I'm easy!

Also all my love for romantic and/or platonic cheek and forehead kisses, my other bulletproof kryptonite.

(Definitely not necessary, but I'm also a sucker for THANK-GODS-YOU'RE-ALIVE sex)

Fjord/ Nott, Belligerent Sexual Tension

(Anonymous) 2019-03-09 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Fjord and Nott are unwillingly attracted to each other and deal with it by giving one another a hard time with increasing frequency and intensity.

I’m good with resolved or unresolved.

Caleb/ those orcs (non con)

(Anonymous) 2019-03-09 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
For a moment those two orcs seemed really interested in purchasing Caleb, and not for his physical strength. I would love to read something related to what could have happened to him if that conversation had gone poorly.

Caduceus/Any : Succubi Influence

(Anonymous) 2019-03-10 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
What if Caduceus got charmed and it just led to him fucking someone? Like pinned down and railed by huge firbolg tongue/fingers/dick? Seems like it would distract from fighting a succubi or incubi and give them a hell of a show.
+Multiple?
++Despite the situation, super wanting to get dicked down by massive firbolg
+++Secret exhibitionism kink revealed

Caduceus/NPC Breeding charm

(Anonymous) 2019-03-12 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Incubus charms caduceus and instigates his breeding heat smack center in the city of beasts. Anything with a dick and even a hint of beastblood wants to fuck him and fill him up, regardless of who is around or anything.
+ mindbreak virgin caduceus with monster dick
+ big dicks
+ precautions against bonding (which turns firbolgs into endorphin-addled broody needy messes) failing
+ Nein guilt and arousal
+ Rescue? Maybe

Fjord/Caleb - needing to push the servant deception

(Anonymous) 2019-03-12 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
(from e54) Fjord has to go further and be rougher with Caleb to pull off the deception that he owns him, and Caleb needs to remain servile and obedient.

+ shaming, talking down, humiliation
++ Caleb super deferential and also playing dumber than he is
+++ it actually does hurt; orcs are into it
++++ Caleb or Fjord telling the story of how Fjord happened to come to own this human, which is a weird situation
+++++ The other half of the group catching up and being horrified by what they see/hear, and Caleb defending Fjord from Nott
++++++ Fjord and Caleb have a hug

Succubus/Caleb + Fjord/Incubus + big ole dark!fic orgy

(Anonymous) 2019-03-15 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Most predictable prompt ever? Probably.

Caleb and Fjord never shook off the charms and kill their friends. They get thoroughly rewarded for it. On top of the pile of bodies.

+ Caleb/Fjord also getting hot and heavy with each other for the fiends' entertainment.

++ ... You know what? If you wanna get REAL awful? Jester's still alive and forced to watch.

Fjord/Incubus/Uk'otoa - Post Fight Dreams

(Anonymous) 2019-03-15 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Think about what we could do together, us and Uk'otoa..."

When Fjord falls asleep in the wake of the demon fight, he dreams that he's still under the incubus's thrall. While they start getting hot and heavy, the incubus makes good on his promise and Uk'otoa shows up to join the party. (Needless to say, tentacles get involved.)

+ Tentacles holding Fjord down while the incubus has his way with him
+ The incubus echoing that this is Fjord's "reward" for being so good/sweet/helpful
+ Ambiguity as to whether this is just a dream or whether it's another real vision from Uk'otoa

(PS. Totally fine with non/dub con elements, also fine with dream!Fjord being 100% into this scenario! Dealer's choice :))

Widofjord - Charmed Sex

(Anonymous) 2019-03-15 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Incubus and Sucubus merely wanted to see them get down and dirty.
+Oh shit I really like you and would like having sex outside of a charm
+Internal monologue?

Any, Philter of Love

(Anonymous) 2019-03-16 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
There’s an item called the Philter of Love, if you drink it you are charmed by the next creature you see within ten minutes. Lasts for an hour and if they’re matching with your sexuality you see them as the love of your life. Apparently it’s easy to miss what it is, it’s just rose-colored and fizzy and it’s got a heart bubble that’s easy to miss.

I’d prefer Caduceus with one of the guys or vice versa but I’m cool with pretty much anyone that isn’t Nott because she’s already got her true love. I just want to see some awkward ‘I’m totally in love with you fuck’ moments, maybe some that linger after it wears off and the angst therein.

Caleb/The Orcs + Fjord, "Borrowing" a Very Willing Caleb

(Anonymous) 2019-03-17 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
How about something where the orcs that wanted to buy Caleb instead "borrow" him from Fjord for a smaller amount. They bring them to another location and fuck Caleb while Fjord "supervises". Fjord's kind of confused/concerned and turned on, and Caleb is at first surprised but very much a willing participant. Mild D/s and very slight dubcon because the orcs are assuming he's a slave.
+The Orcs being maybe a little too rough and Fjord is concerned but Caleb loving it
++Dirty talk from them AND Fjord
+++Established Widofjord with Fjord giving them tips on what Caleb likes/is good at
++++SUPER BONUS if it's public or semi-public

Any, dick contest

(Anonymous) 2019-03-18 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
There had to be some weird biology between species, right? Half orc dicks can’t look like firbolg dicks can’t look like tiefling dicks, right? This requires science! Experimentation! Comparison! And who better to administer it than Jester?

Caduceus/All M, Charmed Reveal

(Anonymous) 2019-03-19 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Caduceus secretly has had explicitly horny thoughts about Fjord, about Caleb, about the Sunbreaker, etc etc. He’s just constantly daydreaming about getting railed until he can’t thinj. The incubus makes sure the guys are very well aware when he charms Caduceus and gets full access to all those thoughts.
+Kinky?

Caleb/Frumpkin (any form)

(Anonymous) 2019-03-20 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
What it says on the title.

Doesn't have to be beastiality because hey Frumpkin is a shape changing fey - full license to get really creative or not at all here. I'd love it either way. Give me some sentient ancient fey creature who just loves his human please.

Maybe Frumpkin knows exactly what Caleb would like and changes into that? Maybe it's inter-reality wizard-familiar headspace? Or hey maybe it's just good ol'octopus Frumpkin tentacle time. Go wild!

Caleb/Astrid/Edowulf, practically anything goes

(Anonymous) 2019-03-21 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
My left eye for anyone who would be so kind and write these three. Whether in the past or present, fluff, angst, or straight up pwp and anything in between, I just want to see the other two sharing Caleb/Bren and being a poly mess together.

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