criticalkink | CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

The rules are under the cut for you to read if you haven't already checked out the profile!

Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

This community is open to all fans of Critical Role no matter what your preference for pairing may be. You do not have to join the community: you can either watch it or just track the post. Anon commenting will always be on, and IP tracking will be off. So feel free to stay anon if it makes you more comfortable.

What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

And now some rules...

Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

While we want this to be a relaxed and cool place, we also don't want people to feel uncomfortable being here. If you have suggestions or comments on how this community can improve please address to them to

criticalkink in a PM or drop a comment on this post.

The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.

Now go forth and prompt!

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From: (Anonymous)

So, usually in widomauk fics, Molly's the super sexually experienced one and Caleb's often a virgin - but how about that switched around?

Molly talks a big game, but he's either a virgin, or he's only had sex a few times, and it was very vanilla. He's only been alive for two years, after all. He doesn't want Caleb to know this, and ends up in over his head.

+Molly having increasingly more extravagant and unbelievable lies to match the fact Caleb is super experienced with kinky stuff
++Molly is super inaccurate but Caleb doesn't realize b/c he's never been in a healthy relationship before
+++Caleb is super experienced with sex, but it all comes from super horrible places, like his time with Ikithon, or like, prostitution.
+++++++ mutual panic attacks mid-scene that ends up with them actually talking through shit and negotiating through their kinks
+++++++++ Molly and Caleb experimenting and still being really kinky but in a healthy way now

I'm cool w/ most kinks, but bathroom play is a soft limit.

From: (Anonymous)

Inspired by Caduceus being super focused on their surroundings in Dashila's lair. (You messed up a perfectly chill Firbolg, is what you did. Look at him. He has anxiety.)

Caduceus gets into the habit of constantly trying to perceive their surroundings even when there's no apparent danger because the group tends to depend on him for it, he's often holding a cantrip ready for anything to jump out. He's so ready for danger he can barely make conversation. Has to cast calm emotions to get any rest.
Its exhausting, and it takes the Nein a while to notice, but something happens and they do.

Someone please Hurt/Comfort the nervous Cleric.

From: (Anonymous)

Latest episode slight spoilers: The dragon fight has jester thinking. Nott might not have tusks or be that tall, but she’s green and brave and a little bit handsome?
Jester has a brief crush on Nott in a dramatic, romantic novel way that blur out any flaws.
Nott is only ~slightly~ worried she’s done something wrong and Jester is plotting to kill her.

Romantic or platonic outcome is up to author!

From: (Anonymous)

i seriously feel like caleb is falling in love with jester!

after the last episode, jester was very upset and went to her room to sleep off the night. caleb and nott went back to their room to rest. but can i get something after nott has fallen asleep, caleb goes to check on jester and they end up spending the night together--whether you want just sweet pining cuddling or hurt/comfort sex is up to you

From: (Anonymous)

can i just see something about these two slowly realizing they love each other over recent events? bonus for handling nott's insecurity over herself (and extra bonus for caleb not caring about, or even especially being endeared by, her goblin-ness)
up to filler if there's nsfw or not!

From: (Anonymous)

Molly comes back to his family and finds Caleb has changed - not so fragile, no longer off-limits. It sends him reeling. Everything about this is unfamiliar for both of them and they're surprised at the butterflies and nerves. Clumsy, hesitant, earnest, vulnerable sex.

From: (Anonymous)

Let’s be real here, Caduceus is probably packing enough to completely ruin Caleb, which I just really want to see out in full. Would also really like Clay’s inexperience leading to him getting overwhelmed and just using Caleb like a doll which he’s super into, loving feeling small and under his power. I’m also down for fun weird firbolg biology if that floats your boat. Just really want the mellow hippie losing his cool a bit and fucking the squishy wizard within an inch of his life.

From: (Anonymous)

I just would really see Caduceus Clay, skinny firbolg, getting filled up by four cocks determined to fuck him senseless. Overstimulation and inflation are fun but optional. Just would like to read him take them all.

From: (Anonymous)

Inspired by this conversation (https://twitter.com/billy_b0nes/status/1074880206601478144?s=09) in Ep 45, Caduceus telling Caleb he has an "air of authority" and Caleb awkwardly responding that it takes two to tango, before they both get embarrassed and disengage.

Someone give us some cute, awkward, light dom/sub with Caleb topping Cad? <3

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb's upset at himself for leaving Nott behind, grateful/upset that Nott risked herself to save Jester, very upset that he wasted time collecting books that could have cost the team greatly...

Nott spends the night with him showing him exactly how okay she is. With bonus cuddles and comforts.

+ Caleb makes it a point to show Nott how precious she is and how much he cherishes her. Lots of him focusing on her needs and him being very careful about any lasting injuries she may have.

+ Nott letting herself enjoy the above despite her self image problems because she knows he needs it (and a little bit because she actually believes him when he does it), but taking control and putting some of that love and worship right back at him.

+ Falling asleep with Caleb being the bigger spoon around Nott, and Frumpkin curled in as the smallest spoon, so Nott is protected on all sides.

(These two have their issues, let them have steamy sex while they work through them plz)

From: (Anonymous)

Let's see some fic about Nott and Caleb taking care of their own needs whilst they're bed sharing. No getting each other off, as between Caleb's trauma and Nott's body image issues neither of them are ready for that. But they do enjoy being close to the other whilst they masturbate.

Kissing and cuddling entirely encouraged, and draw their lines of comfort where makes sense to you. But they're respectful of each other's boundaries whilst having some fun.

From: (Anonymous)

-Caduceus has lived alone/only with his family his whole life with only grieving visitors
-Completely oblivious to romance and sort of just a vague ‘oh that’s interesting’ response to his own body
-Fjord or Caleb gets completely drunk and winds up coming onto him
-Caduceus going along because he’s curious and has no idea where this is going
-Only comes up when he’s half out of his mind about how good it feels that he really didn’t know what was happening here
-Bottom Caduceus and rimming would be stellar
-Also super down for some light D/s undertones with like pinning the skinny seven foot dork down and stuff like that
-Please I need it

From: (Anonymous)

I weirdly keep thinking about movies and books where someone says something like it’s a narrative and the other person has to obey. Feeling Caleb getting hit by a spell or artifact that does that and Fjord helping him give up control good and proper. Fjord getting a little too into it and the power entailed would be great.

From: (Anonymous)

As we know, Nott has body image issues, is very nurturing/motherly/caretakery and also has quite a highkey sadistic/experimental side. That is a good blend. Now imagine Beau (lesbian extraordinaire and super-sub for all powerful women), wrecked and desperate, absolutely *begging* Nott for release, for her to fuck her. It's a confidence booster, guys! And also just fun and steamy.

Bonus for

+ MASOCHIST Beau. any kind of pain play/impact play
+ breathplay
++ praise kink (I mean... nurturing Nott versus a very under-nurtured Beau? yes)
+++ Humiliation
+++ feel free to include anyone else you like, if you want to go that route. (Jester and Nott are always a dream team, no?)
+++ aftercare?

From: (Anonymous)

all the genderqueer molly porn has been with dudes so far and don't get me wrong I'm all about that, but consider: yasha has powerful lesbian energy and they love each other

i dont give a shit what pronouns or body parts you write mollymauk "life is too short to have a gender" tealeaf with- or yasha for that matter- but the point is like. soft giggly friends with benefits sex. "I know you're pining for your ex but we can still make out right?" probably someone has a strap on. i don't know

From: (Anonymous)

I would love to read some post Fjord/Avantika subdrop (which implies subFjord and domAvantika), where one of the nein realizes what is going on and takes care of Ford.

+ If it's Caleb! (but if you would it can be Avantika herself)
++ If Fjord has no idea why he feels so shitty

I don't mind if you decide to make the Fjord/Avantika more towards dub con!

From: (Anonymous)

Caleb, separated from the rest of the MN after a long battle, runs into someone who decides to have a little fun with the wizard. He's pretty well tapped, and they tie his hands together while they strip him, wash him, put a pretty shade of lipstick on him, and dress him in a skirt. And then they take him to an extremely unsavory bar, and they suggest that he needs to have more fun in his life, and therefore that he not refuse any sexual advance made to him for the rest of the night.

Dealer's choice on if/when he's rescued.

From: (Anonymous)

Two of the guys and/or gals with straps filling Jester up. No non-con, only happy fun sex please!

From: (Anonymous)

I mean Beau is a huge bottom and loves strong women, Yasha and Jester teaming up to destroy Beau. We all know Beau would love it.

From: (Anonymous)

After another Harrowing Adventure™️ they have a cuddle pile.

++ Caduceus suggests it/coaxes people into it
++++ Beau and Caleb are both Very Grumpy but slowly get into it
++++++ Turns out Yasha LOVES it
++++++++ Fjord braids Nott's hair (it doesn't need to be done well)

From: (Anonymous)

By the time Molly’s been dug up from the ground the group dynamic within the Nein has changed a lot. Including the wizard he has (had?) a crush on taking his heart necklace....and than giving it to someone he’s never met. Ouch.

But still he likes them all, even Clay, and he wants his friends to be happy, and he’s going to act like everything is fine, really. Until there’s an awkward breakdown in the changing room at local clothing shop or something similar.

—Character/ship bashing is a big no. Ditto any physical infidelity.

—Go nuts on the angst, make Molly and OP cry and deal with the catharsis of coming back from the dead and finding everything changed.

—I’m open to either a Happy For Now ending where everyone actually talks about their issues or taking it to the next level with an OT3 ending. Whatever works best for the story.

—Throw in a reference to Hamilton’s Satisfied and OP will faint from joy

From: (Anonymous)

Because Liam's "resolution" for Caleb before Talks Machina made me laugh. (It was "RUHIG BITTE," which means "QUIET PLEASE.")

Caleb's not opposed to anyone in the party having sex, he just wishes they'd be a little quieter when they're getting it on. He can't sleep! He can't concentrate on copying new spells! Frankly, it's a nuisance.

But when he voices this point to the rest of the Mighty Nein, all it does is make some (or all!) of them decide to teach him the joys of loud sex.

From: (Anonymous)

Caduceus is very soft and very large and very kind, and even very used to helping people who are grieving, and I would just very much like him and Yasha cuddling, and Yasha letting herself be very vulnerable, and maybe also just very much enjoying letting herself be held.

My kingdom for a forehead kiss and/or hair braiding.

From: (Anonymous)

+Caleb doesn’t like acknowledging his feelings but he....really has a thing about how much bigger Caduceus is than him
+Like they’re both skinny but Caduceus is just towering and he has some fantasies about it
+Whether it’s just Caleb guiltily fantasizing or something happening is up to you, I just want to see the sad disaster wizard suffer a little over his own affections

From: (Anonymous)

latest episode may have piqued my interest when he described the tentacle reaching up behind Fjord.

Filler's choice on whether it's all in Fjord's head, or if Caleb gets a show.