criticalkink | CR Campaign One: Vox Machina era (characters)

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Welcome to the kink meme for Critical Role!

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What is a Kink Meme?
It's pretty simple. You post a prompt and your fellow fans get inspired and write fic based on that prompt. As it is a "kink" meme, a great deal of fic will be of the smutty variety, so if you aren't into that or not of a porn-reading age, this place won't be for you. Not all fic has to be smutty, but it does have to be kinky.

Clarification: This is a kink meme, therefore prompts must be kink-based. It is not a general prompting/headcanons meme. There have been a couple of people confused by that, so we're just making it extra clear.

Please only post one prompt per comment so to avoid any confusion.

How do I prompt?
Post each prompt as a new comment to the main post. Include pairing (or threesome or more if that's your thing) and anything else you want to add. You should put, at the very least, the pairing in the subject line along with a specific kink if it applies. You can put the whole prompt in the subject if it will fit, but if it doesn't, use the comments. For example:

Subject line: Pike/Sarenrae, holy visitation

Body of comment: Pike gets a different kind of spiritual visitation one night.

I see a prompt I want to write! What now?
Go for it! You don't have to claim it, and fills can be written by more than one person. Once you've finished you must post it as a response to the original comment. Responses should use a subject line that includes the pairing, rating & any necessary warnings (i.e. incest, non-con, etc.). If you have titled your fic you can also include that. Also, as LJ limits the size of comments, if your fic goes into multiple comments, please note that your comment is part 1/5, part 2/5 and so on. Using the prompt above, the subject line could read:

"Holy Smitten, Pike/Sarenrae, NC-17, 1/5"

And now some rules...

Since we're all supposed to be adults here, let's act like it. Be respectful to your fellow posters.
Your kink is not someone else's and their kink may not be yours. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.
Please no bashing of other pairings. Just like with kinks, everyone has their own flavors, and this is neither the time nor place for ship wars. This meme is meant to include the entire fandom.
Crossover prompts are allowed, but they must include a Critical Role character as a main part of the prompt.
RPF is also allowed, but please prompt it over here!
Het, slash, femmeslash? You're all welcome here. The more the merrier!
It's not a requirement by any means, but writers love feedback, so if you read something you enjoy, take a second to tell the writer. Whether it's a one word response or something longer, it's always appreciated.
Please follow basic kink meme etiquette by not linking the cast or crew to this meme.

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The most important rule of all? HAVE FUN.

Now go forth and prompt!

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i just ... this gifset: http://vxmchna.tumblr.com/post/156871969733

that is all

op, how do u feel about breastfeeding, because i am leaning in that direction

OP here and YES omg i would love it if you did

Of all the lessons Vex has learned as a ranger, the association between druids and fertility has stuck in her mind for a long time.

She's not sure what it is, really. She remembers hearing stories back in Syngorn about druids dancing naked in the forest and having massive orgies on every full moon. It had always struck her as ridiculous, but she was fascinated by the idea anyway. (Now that she knows Keyleth, she thinks the naked dances could be true, but the orgies definitely aren't.)

She brought it up once, teasing, and Keyleth got all pink and flustered and vaguely confirmed the connection between nature magic and sex and birth, and rambled a bit about fertility rituals, but didn't expand on the subject, so Vex dropped it.

When Keyleth comes to her with full, leaking breasts, she's not entirely sure how to react.

"Um," she says. "Trinket, dear, how about you go play with your uncle?" Trinket rumbles in response, and she yells, "And no chocolate!" as he trudges off to the group's campfire.

Keyleth goes red very easily, and she's practically the same color as her hair right now. Her arms are crossed over her breasts defensively and she's staring at the ground.

"Keyleth, darling, sit down and tell me what's going on."

Keyleth slowly settles down on the ground next to Vex, spinning a strand of hair around her finger anxiously. "Well, um, growing up I always learned that druids on their Aramente become particularly...fertile. I think it's supposed to be a deeper connection with nature- like, this is the time of year when all the baby animals are born, so even when you don't have any babies, your body is all ready to take care of them anyway."

Vex stares, slowly comprehending. Her eyes flick down to the wet spots on Keyleth's dress.

"I didn't think it happened so quickly!" Keyleth says. "Or- so much. Ohhh, I don't know- I had to ask another girl, so it was either you or Pike, and I love Pike but you're a ranger, you know even more about animals than I do, you must know more about these things, right-"

Vex holds her hands up. "Okay, okay, let's slow down, all right? Let me see."

Keyleth uncrosses her arms.

"Darling, I need you to take your dress off."

Keyleth goes an even brighter red, if that's possible, then nods and unties her dress so it falls open.

Yes, her breasts are definitely bigger than normal. Keyleth doesn't have much of a chest and never wears a breast band- but now they certainly seem to be comparable to Vex's own bosom. Her nipples are red and most definitely leaking milk, and everything about her looks tender to the touch.

"Okay," Vex says. "When did this start?"

Keyleth bites her thumbnail, considering. "I think they started to look bigger maybe three days ago? And they started to get sore a little after that."

Three days. Vex is no nursemaid, but she knows that going that long must be painful. "Well, the immediate answer is that we have to get the milk out. Here- sit back against the tree, let me try massaging it out."

The groan Keyleth makes when Vex first touches her breast sends a shiver down her spine. Keyleth has always been a beautiful girl, and for some reason, Vex is even more entranced by her with her breasts full of milk.

Vex pushes those thoughts aside and focuses on gently massaging Keyleth's breast, pressing lightly and watching beads of milk slide down her chest. It's effective, but very, very slow.

"We're going to be here all night," Vex says. "All right- I'm going to try something else, okay? It's going to be weird, but I'm not positive what else to do."

Keyleth makes a curious, questioning noise that turns into a gasp when Vex presses her mouth to Keyleth's swollen nipple.

It is weird, but after the initial embarrassment fades, Vex finds herself relaxing. She sucks gently at Keyleth's teat, drinking the sweet milk. Keyleth is making noises, but not sounds of protest- in fact, she sounds rather pleased.

"Vex," she breathes. "Oh, Vex, that feels so good."

Vex cups her breast as she continues to drink. She drags her tongue across the nipple experimentally, and Keyleth makes a sound halfway between pained and delighted. Vex, unbelievably, can feel an ache of want low in her belly; she wants to drink from Keyleth's breasts and then taste her cunt, taste all of her, hold her tight and kiss her.

And the milk is good. It's sweet and light and warm, and Vex finds herself swiftly moving to the next breast once the first one is empty.

Keyleth moves an arm, and in her peripheral, Vex watches in awe as she hikes up her skirt and slowly starts to touch herself. Vex feels her own cunt clench, and she continues to suckle while moving one hand to grip Keyleth's ass.

Keyleth is about as experienced as Vex expected, which is to say not at all. She shouts as she orgasms mere minutes after slipping two fingers inside her hole. Vex listens to her breath heave as she finishes drinking, then leans back.

"Well," she says. "Well. Hopefully that helped, ah-"

She's interrupted by Keyleth surging forward and kissing her. It's a bit of an awkward kiss, but what Keyleth lacks in technique she makes up for in passion.

"Thank you," she whispers against Vex's lips. "I feel- a lot better. Um- do you think I could-?" She gestures vaguely towards Vex's thighs.

Vex smiles, takes Keyleth's hand, and carefully guides it into her pants, pressed right up against her wet cunt. "All you have to do is stroke," she says. "I'm so close already."

Keyleth bites her lower lip and nods, and with a little additional direction, she works at Vex's mound, and after a few careful brushes against her clit, Vex feels herself coming, and she leans into another kiss as she does.

They both sit back, breathing heavily. Keyleth stares up at the branches above them, chest heaving. "That... I don't suppose you could, um, help me out if that happens again?"

Vex laughs and lays her head down on Keyleth's chest. "With pleasure, darling."

OP here - ahhh I didn't rly expect this to get filled so I'm delighted to begin with but you got such a perfect combination of awkward-sweet-hot, thank you!!

!!!!! I was so excited for this ship and then!!! Thank you
for introducing me
to this lovely new kink
omg

I really enjoyed reading that Anon, you did a good job capturing the awkwardness and the sexy!

CR Campaign One: Vox Machina era (characters)

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