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CR Campaign One: Vox Machina era (characters)

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(OP here)

I'm so excited I'm so excited omg omg omg.

This is a really great start. I love the rules you outlined first, very important. And I love that they got worked out ahead of time.

I love that Vax is the one talking so much at the start.

“I’m not, really.”
A sharp slap to his thigh draws a surprised yelp from his throat. “You are what we say you are,” Vex says.
“Beautiful,” Vax says.
“Lovely,” Keyleth says.
“You’re okay, I guess,” Scanlan says, and Percy feels the brush of Scanlan’s lips on his temple.
This ENTIRE bit is the best! I'm so happy. I'm so excited. This is everything I wanted and more.

THANK YOU. : DDD

“Can you pass—thank you.” Vax opens a bottle with a pop and Percy feels the careful but not inexperienced touch of Vax’s oil-slick fingers teasing at his entrance. He gasps—so soon?—and hears Vax chuckle.

It will hardly be difficult to identify the people he’s pleasuring. They’re too physically different. But it’s a part of this game. Naming each of them as he brings them off. Acknowledging that his body is their toy.

He shivers at the thought even as Vax pushes one finger slowly into him, and he can hear Keyleth’s soft gasp from down near his feet. The thought of her watching Vax finger him makes him want to press his thighs together, but also makes him want to spread them wider, lift his ass, and beg.

He does the latter.

“Please, Vax.” His teeth are gritted. “More.”

“You’ll get more when we’re ready to give it to you.” Vex’s voice is poison-sweet. “Don’t forget your place here.”

Vax curves his finger inside Percy just right and Percy gasps and sighs. Vax does it again, pressing harder, and this time someone’s fingertips drag along Percy’s thigh, making him arch into the touch.

“Gods... one of you, any of you, just use me, dammit!” His fingers twitch, grabbing at the air, but he can hear them laughing at him and nobody save for Vax and the person whose hand is on his thigh do anything to alleviate his need.

Vax is still working him. Slowly. Too slowly. Percy jerks his hips in a silent plea and hears more laughter. He can feel his face turning crimson. They did promise to make him beg, and he should know by now that Vox Machina keep their promises.

“Fucking—fuck, come on!”

“Maybe we should put that dirty mouth to use,” Vex says contemplatively.

“Yes, gods damn it!”

A single finger presses against his lips and Percy opens his mouth, sucking at the tip, running his tongue around it. It’s probably Keyleth or Vex; the fingertip doesn’t seem quite calloused enough for Vex, but it could still be her. It’s too big to be Scanlan or Pike, too small to be Grog. He’s pretty sure Vax is too occupied elsewhere.

He scrapes his teeth lightly over the fingertip in his mouth and then sucks again. Vax has paused, presumably watching, and Percy spreads his legs wider, lifting his ass.

“You’re such a wanton whore,” Vax says with a laugh, and his finger slides out of Percy entirely, only to be replaced by two. Percy groans and then gasps as the fingers stroking his thigh move to cup his sac, tickling and teasing. They seem too daring to be Keyleth. The thought of both twins working together to rile him up makes him groan again and thrust up, blindly seeking further contact.

“He’d be a pricey whore,” Grog rumbles, and this time the finger that presses against Percy’s lips is definitely the goliath’s. Percy sucks it in, gives it the same treatment, and hears Grog make a gratifyingly pleased sound. “Worth it, though.”

“I didn’t know you swung that way, Grog,” Pike says with a light giggle.

“I think tonight we all swing one way,” Vex says from somewhere near Percy’s waist, and he’s suddenly positive it’s the twins working between his thighs.

“I know my compass is pointing due de Rolo,” Vax says.

“Don’t be crass, brother.” Vex gives Percy’s sac a light squeeze and then her slim fingers wrap around the base of his cock with a harder squeeze.

If they fuck him together he may well die before the night can really get started.

I will love you forever if you write this, seriously, it's my guiltiest guilty pleasure ship. If you could include femdom, humiliation, TORTURE, sensory deprivation, FACESITTING, body worship and orgasm denial that would be... Well that'd be just swell. Maybe some Percy being desperate for Ripley to praise him as well?

YESSSS I would read the fuck out of this.

Listen now that I've discovered this thing you're never getting rid of me.
J'mon Sa Ord wants repayment for aiding Vox Machina and adds them to their harem to settle the score, so to speak. I'm also very fond of "Hey What If This Thing Was Different" AUs, so if it could be a race swap that'd be neato. Bonus points for Tiefling!Percy, making use of the "sensitive horns" and "sensitive tail" tropes.
But anyway yeah just some good ol' fashioned harem shit. Collars, revealing outfits, maybe an orgy?

So you know in episode uh... Twwwenty fiiiiive?? I think? When Tiberius gets reduced to "basically a giant lizard"?
I mean. Animals gotta mate, right?
Maybe fudge canon a bit so he can talk and tell whoever he decides to mate with that they're his now?
My god I love the anonymity aspect of this thing.

Listen now that I've discovered this thing you're never getting rid of me.

Settle down there, Liam. :3

I'm... I'm not Liam. Sorry to disappoint :/

(OP here)

This fic is so good already I'm like ready to faint this is everything I ever wanted and more thank you thank you THANK YOU.

“You’re such a wanton whore,” Vax says with a laugh, and his finger slides out of Percy entirely, only to be replaced by two.
Percy getting affectionately called a whore yes yes yessssssssssss

The thought of both twins working together to rile him up makes him groan again and thrust up, blindly seeking further contact.
Oh ... oh Percy you filthy man.
I LOVE this.

“He’d be a pricey whore,” Grog rumbles, and this time the finger that presses against Percy’s lips is definitely the goliath’s. Percy sucks it in, gives it the same treatment, and hears Grog make a gratifyingly pleased sound. “Worth it, though.”
*delighted pterodactyl noises* I can't even be coherent about my delight at this paragraph.

“I didn’t know you swung that way, Grog,” Pike says with a light giggle.
“I think tonight we all swing one way,” Vex says from somewhere near Percy’s waist, and he’s suddenly positive it’s the twins working between his thighs.
“I know my compass is pointing due de Rolo,” Vax says.
“Don’t be crass, brother.”
I love how they're bantering during all of this. It's very in character but it also helps keep Percy rooted in the moment, not forgetting who they are.

If they fuck him together he may well die before the night can really get started.
Same, honestly.

Hell
Fucking
YES

Riprolo is my main dirtybadwrongbad ship for this fandom. I love this so much.

Oh, whoa, Percy being desperate for praise, the unloved middle child, the bookish one who's hidden in the library all his life, oh gods.

*sets up camp on this thread*

Lol, if Liam went looking for fanfic he'd have found this place months ago. No way would he be getting here just now.

(Writer-anon)

Funnily enough my go-to for incoherent noises is also pterodactyls.

I am so happy you're enjoying this! There is more to come but I want to make sure I'm well ahead of each bit I post in case something goes awry (heaven forbid I might have to be a responsible adult at some point or something and put writing on hold).

This is the most fun I've had on a kink meme in a loooong time. Thank you so much for prompting it.

Percy wonders if the twins have done this before to anyone. To some other lucky person blessed to be on the receiving end of their dual, instinctively matched affections. He's sure he would have heard about it, though; someone raving about being visited by an incubus-succubus pair would surely have drawn attention.

Vax flexes his fingers lazily inside Percy. “I think we’re all entitled to say whatever we like tonight.” His fingers twist wickedly and Percy shouts incoherently. “I’d like to hear a little more from him, to begin with.”

Percy barely needs prompting. “Oh, gods.” His words tumble out; Grog withdraws his finger to allow Percy to speak. “Please f—please let me serve you.”

“I don’t think that was what you were going to say,” Vex says, dragging the circle of her fist slowly up his shaft. “I think you were just going to ask to get fucked.” The word sounds so wicked coming from her lips. Percy pushes up into her fist and she tightens it almost excruciatingly. “Is that what you think is going to happen? You’re going to get a good fuck and that’s it?”

Gods, Percy loves her in that moment.

“I’m sorry,” he murmurs. He turns both hands palm upward—whenever did they curl into such tight fists?—and beckons as insinuatingly as he can with two fingers on each hand. “Come and let me atone.”

Vex just laughs and keeps working his cock. Percy’s gesture doesn’t go unmissed, though, and he feels the downy spring of curls against his fingertips before a timid hand presses his fingers along and into someone’s desire-slick heat. It has to be Keyleth, and Percy loves her for stepping up. She is clearly nervous; Percy can imagine her looking down to Vax at the foot of the table, seeking explicit permission over and above the implicit permission that’s the seven of them naked in one room.

It would of course be utterly hypocritical of Vax to deny Keyleth Percy’s fingers considering what he’s still doing with his own, but nonetheless Percy waits for the insistent press of Keyleth’s fingers over his before he lets himself begin working them against her. She gasps and her hand smacks against the table, catching herself as she loses her balance.

“Careful, Keyleth,” Grog rumbles, and there’s a sound of footfalls that Percy can’t quite make sense of—he is a little distracted, after all—until Keyleth’s stance solidifies. Ah. Better. Percy eases one finger inside her: she gasps with pleasure and without pain. Whatever stage of their relationship she and Vax have reached, their intimacy has breached that particular barrier. Percy curls his finger inside her and this time Keyleth cries out, hips moving toward him. He can smell her arousal and unconsciously licks his lips.

“Here,” Keyleth says, voice gone husky, and her fingers bump against then touch his lips, and Percy opens his mouth to greedily suck them in, savoring the taste of her. She tastes of wild berries on top of the more conventional taste that’s just woman, and Percy makes a grumpy sound when she pulls her hand away.

“So greedy,” Scanlan’s voice observes from Percy’s left. The next set of fingertips that push into Percy’s mouth are smaller, and the taste is a long way from wild berries. Yet it’s not intolerable.

Vax and Vex apparently decide that Percy’s getting too comfortable with the situation, because Vax does something obscene with two fingers that makes Percy shout and his hips come right up off the table. His fingers twitch inadvertently and without finesse against Keyleth, but she just laughs lightly.

“Settle down, darling,” Vex says, and then her two hands are putting something around his cock, a band of some sort that snugs down around the base of his shaft, behind his sac. It’s loose but tightens until it’s almost uncomfortable.

“What is that?” Vax sounds very uncomfortable, although his fingers don’t stop working inside Percy.

“A very special ring,” Vex says. “I had Gilmore make it.”

“Gil—does he know about this?”

“No. Although I imagine he could extrapolate that I wanted it for the man I was already fucking.”

Percy feels himself blushing again. “You didn’t, uh, measure anything...”

“Didn’t have to,” Vex says flippantly. “Magic’s so convenient that way.”

Keyleth makes a discontent noise and digs her nails into the back of Percy’s hand. Previously he’d been sure he could keep control to multitask; it seems he can’t. However, now that Vex has ringed him and Vax has dialed his touches back to an almost lazy gesture of slowly opening Percy up, Percy can focus properly on Keyleth. He moves two fingers within her, finds the spot inside that makes her moan, and then coordinates that touch with rolling his thumb over the small hard bud of her clit.

“You’re fucking beautiful,” Vax says, and Percy doesn’t know if he means Keyleth or Percy, given the way he turns his hand, pushing a third finger into Percy. Percy’s rhythm on Keyleth falters and she makes another discontent noise.

“Vax, let him finish Keyleth off.” Vex is, as ever, prone to taking charge.

“I thought we weren’t going to give away who he was touching.” Vax sounds grumpy about it.

“Please. He knows what I feel like. He knows that’s not me.”

Vax lets out a huff at the reminder that his sister is Percy’s lover on a longer-term basis than this one night, and his fingers slip out of Percy. Percy whines at the loss of contact, but then Vax’s hand comes back with another toy, this one a thick plug with a flared base. Percy can’t see it, of course, but he can feel the way that the toy thickens from the tip until it’s stretching him about as much as Vax’s three fingers were, and he can feel the way that the base snugs closely against his entrance. It’s keeping him ready for when someone decides to use him, and it’s odd just how comforting that thought is.

Now that the twins are no longer tormenting him, he’s free to turn his attention to Keyleth.

hhhaaa oh boy

i don't have a good reason for this i would just love to see Vex playing mommy to her sweet boy. shy, mortified, slightly ashamed Percy is my lifeblood.

(+++ for lactation/nursing...i'll see myself out now)

Edit: holy shit, Liam found this place months ago: http://criticalkink.tumblr.com/post/139699099801/introducing-the-critical-role-kink-meme-please

I need some gentle, loving femdom with Pike and/or Vex.

Bonus Points for the Ladies bathing, massaging Percy and shaving his genitals, maybe while keeping him tied up? Orgasm denial and praise kink, ho.

It’s true, she does feel different to Vex. Though there are certain general similarities—the sensation of slick wet heat is one they share—there are enough small variations that he would’ve known it wasn’t Vex. Keyleth’s hair is softer, curlier, brushing against his wrist as he dances his fingers in and over her. She’s—to be perfectly vulgar, she’s tighter, although that might just be a matter of perception on his part. And—

“K—” His voice is rusty. He tries again. “Kiki, may I taste you again?”

“So polite!” She giggles, and brings another taste of her sweetness to his lips, fingers nudging against his tongue. Percy sucks at them, and Keyleth makes a low, needy sound.

“Oh, Keyleth, just sit on his face.” Vex sounds closer; Percy reaches out blindly and gets a light smack on the wrist for his trouble.

“Are you sure?”

“Of course, darling. It’s why the table’s like that.”

Like that is a nebulous description; Percy only got the slightest glimpse of it before the blindfold went on and he was lifted onto it by Grog, bound to it by Pike and her expert knotwork. He has the feeling that the headrest is only so wide, though, and that there are lower sections either side of the headrest for—ah, yes, he’s right, as Keyleth moves away from his hand and then, with someone’s aid, is perching warily on her knees, her sweetness just out of tongue’s reach.

“Gods, do it,” someone says thickly, and Percy inhales sharply when he realizes it’s Vax, that Vax is the one begging Keyleth to use Percy’s mouth.

Then she is close enough to reach, and Percy drinks of her like he’s dying in the desert.

Vex tastes like something wild and of the forest, something that Percy’s never been able to name (and wouldn’t dare tell her even if he could). Keyleth tastes like wild berries, and he doesn’t know if that’s an Ashari thing, a druid thing, or just a Keyleth thing. He lifts his hands to grasp at her hips and is thwarted by the bonds at his elbows. He’s meant to be incapable of escaping, but being also incapable of using his hands makes him let out a frustrated growl right against that most intimate part of Keyleth, who gasps and grinds down against his mouth. She’s facing his feet, which makes the angle not as ideal as he would like, but it seems she feels stable this way.

There’s another motive to it, though. Percy feels someone move to stand between his spread thighs and instinctively raises his ass, drawing a chuckle that he recognizes as Vax’s. And it’s Vax’s hand that pushes a small cushion under his ass, bettering the angle for himself.

By this time Percy’s cock feels hard enough to be almost painful, and when Vax slips the plug out of him the surge of desire at the promise of what’s to come causes a pulse of pleasure that actually does hurt.

But then Vax’s cock is pressing against him, the head smooth and hot against his entrance, and Percy stops thinking about the intertwining of pleasure and pain in favor of groaning aloud. Keyleth whimpers in response to the vibration and Percy feels her hands come down onto his chest, balancing herself precariously.

He can only imagine what it must be like for Keyleth when Vax pushes halfway into him and makes him scream.

“He’s fine,” Vex says, her voice muffled by Keyleth’s position. She’s standing behind Percy’s head now, and her fingers comb through his hair. “Keep going.”

“Bossy,” Vax says, sheathing himself inside Percy to the hilt with one long thrust and crying out with it. Percy can picture him there: head thrown back, the long line of his throat taut with the sound. “Fuck, de Rolo—”

“Mmmm,” Percy says agreeably, lifting his hips with as rough a jerk as he can manage. Vax lets out a lower cry, this one of surprise, and then Percy’s being ground into the table at both ends. Vax withdraws, Percy catches a breath, and then lets it out as a gasp as Vax pushes into him again and Keyleth comes down on his face.

It’s complicated, intricate, intimate, and exactly what he’s craved for so long.

“You’re all so beautiful,” Pike says, and Percy feels her little hand beside Keyleth’s on his chest. Her fingers trail down to touch the ring around the base of his cock, and he bucks at the feeling, throwing Vax off his pace. Vax swears and slaps Percy’s thigh, and Pike pulls her hand away with a soft apology. It sounds like she’s laughing, though.

“This is pretty amazin’,” Grog says. Percy hears the extremely familiar sound of ale pouring and reminds himself that they’ve all sworn not to get so intoxicated that anything might go wrong.

“Uh-huh.” Keyleth sounds breathless, and Percy can feel why. He wishes again that he had his hands free to touch her; they lift and drop once uselessly against the table, and he feels the entire room freeze as they wait to see if he’s tapping out.

He turns both hands into thumbs-up signs and swears that the sound Vax makes is relief as he resumes his quick, no-nonsense pace. Keyleth murmurs, “Oh, yes,” in response to watching Vax, and it makes Percy oddly pleased to know that they're enjoying sharing him.

While what Vax is doing is distracting, Percy finds he can lift to meet each of Vax’s thrusts without too much thinking, meaning that he can spare more of his brain for Keyleth. He closes his lips around her clit and sucks lightly, then harder when she pushes down against him. In lieu of his fingers he pushes his tongue into her, going as deep as he can before returning his attention to her clit.

“Lean forward, Keyleth,” Vex says.

“I’m not sure—oh.” She evidently has some assistance in the matter from someone, because the next thing Percy knows her hands are planted either side of his hips. “Vex, wh—oh, oh gods!” Vex has snuck her hand in between Percy’s face and Keyleth’s body and pushed two fingers neatly inside Keyleth. Keyleth squeals and grinds down against Percy’s mouth.

“I don’t think that was part of the plan, sister,” Vax says.

“But it’s working so well, brother.”

Percy can imagine the spirited flash in Vex’s eyes and indicates his agreement by sucking even harder at the small sweet bit of flesh between his lips.

Keyleth was making noises that could be interpreted as Percy’s name before. Now she’s incoherent and loud and Percy works as best as he can in tandem with Vex’s fingers to make her even louder.

He has enjoyed being on the receiving end of Vex’s attentions; it is almost as delightful to be working with her on someone else.

At the end Keyleth lets out one last wordless cry and then Percy feels her whole body shudder, poised over him, before she half-falls and someone—Grog, probably—catches her from the side.

“Are you okay, Keyleth?” Pike asks, worry evident in her voice.

“I am soooo okay.” Keyleth sounds like the Sun Tree. “I just need to wait for my legs to come back.”

Vax has paused again, presumably to make certain that Keyleth really is all right, and Percy is about to make another grumbly come-on-now noise when he realizes he can do so much better.

“What’s the matter, Vax’ildan?” He makes his voice as light as he can under the circumstances. “Don’t you get her off as hard as I do?”

I wonder if it's actually him?

(OP here)

Thank you so much for writing it! : DDD

Oh goodness you've updated twice now. I'll leave more comments.

(OP here)

He's sure he would have heard about it, though; someone raving about being visited by an incubus-succubus pair would surely have drawn attention.
Lol, probably! Percy might die from this, but what a way to go out.

“I don’t think that was what you were going to say,” Vex says, dragging the circle of her fist slowly up his shaft. “I think you were just going to ask to get fucked.” The word sounds so wicked coming from her lips. Percy pushes up into her fist and she tightens it almost excruciatingly. “Is that what you think is going to happen? You’re going to get a good fuck and that’s it?”
Gods, Percy loves her in that moment.
ME TOO PERCY ME TOO. Filthily smug Vex is delightful.

“A very special ring,” Vex says. “I had Gilmore make it.”
Gods bless you, mysterious writer, for adding in a magical cock ring.

“You’re fucking beautiful,” Vax says, and Percy doesn’t know if he means Keyleth or Percy, given the way he turns his hand, pushing a third finger into Percy.
Both?

“Oh, Keyleth, just sit on his face.” Vex sounds closer
*swoons*

Percy only got the slightest glimpse of it before the blindfold went on and he was lifted onto it by Grog, bound to it by Pike and her expert knotwork.
Yes yes yes Pike and her sailors knots YES!

“Gods, do it,” someone says thickly, and Percy inhales sharply when he realizes it’s Vax, that Vax is the one begging Keyleth to use Percy’s mouth.
I’m gonna FAINT. This fic is TOO GOOD!

“Bossy,” Vax says, sheathing himself inside Percy to the hilt with one long thrust and crying out with it. Percy can picture him there: head thrown back, the long line of his throat taut with the sound. “Fuck, de Rolo—”
Oh ye gods this is so hot.

It’s complicated, intricate, intimate, and exactly what he’s craved for so long.
Just reestablishing that Percy has wanted this for so long is just … yesssssss. So hot.

“You’re all so beautiful,” Pike says, and Percy feels her little hand beside Keyleth’s on his chest. Her fingers trail down to touch the ring around the base of his cock, and he bucks at the feeling, throwing Vax off his pace. Vax swears and slaps Percy’s thigh, and Pike pulls her hand away with a soft apology. It sounds like she’s laughing, though.
Yes good yes good yes perfect.

he feels the entire room freeze as they wait to see if he’s tapping out.
Thank you for including this moment.

“Vex, wh—oh, oh gods!” Vex has snuck her hand in between Percy’s face and Keyleth’s body and pushed two fingers neatly inside Keyleth. Keyleth squeals and grinds down against Percy’s mouth.
“I don’t think that was part of the plan, sister,” Vax says.
“But it’s working so well, brother.”
This is so hot and so in character.

“What’s the matter, Vax’ildan?” He makes his voice as light as he can under the circumstances. “Don’t you get her off as hard as I do?”
HOLY GODS
HOLY TOAST
HOLY CHEESE ON TOAST
*faints*

Omg this list of rules I brilliant. Poor scanlan, so desperate for tentacle porn...

Because you cannot convince that Vax would not be down to sleep with every single member of Vox Machina, including Vex. Also Gilmore. Also Senokir. Vax has a lot of love to give.

Orthax figures out at some point that the best way to corrupt Percy further is to offer him something that he wants even more than revenge -- Vex.

And though it starts as just a means to an end for Orthax, the demon finds himself desiring her just as much as his host.

Vex has no idea why Percy switches from sweet and caring to darkly possessive, back and forth, while they are having sex, but she's into both versions.

(Bonus: Orthax is secretly still around when the confrontation with Saundor happens, and completely loses his shit with jealousy and rage after Saundor makes his offer to Vex.)

(fills own prompt bc life's too short)

It's hard to be shy about peeing when you can turn into a wild animal whenever you want. Like, sure, Keyleth does have some sense of propriety, she doesn't do it in front of the others, but it doesn't bother her the way it apparently bothers them.

Percy is particularly mortified whenever she accidentally comes across him while they're camped out. "It's not a big deal," she says, hands on her hips, while Percy frantically stuffs himself back into his trousers. "Everybody does it! Am I supposed to be scared of your penis?"

Percy, who is bright red, just says, "It's the principle of the thing, dear," and refuses to talk about it any further. It's so frustrating- how do any of them expect her to get better at talking to people if they won't explain when she does something weird?

Vax is probably the worst about it, though, if only because they've been, well. (Okay, she recognizes that it's hypocritical for her to get annoyed with her friends for being weird about pee when she can barely talk about sex, but still.) Vax has always been shy about pee, though; every trek they've ever been on, Keyleth remembers him going as far away from camp as possible just to take a piss. Vex isn't so sensitive about it, but Vax is. It's not a nudity thing, he doesn't seem to have an issue bathing in front of the other boys, but urine is, apparently, out of the question.

It comes to a head one evening after an especially tiring day. Scanlan has magically exhausted himself too much to summon the mansion, so Vox Machina has to actually make camp for the first time in a long while. It's fine, really- the weather is warm but not sticky, and the area is clear enough they'll be able to see the stars.

Keyleth feels a pressure in her bladder, so once camp is mostly set up, she ducks not too far away to relieve herself. She slips her underwear off, squats, and hikes her skirt up to pee.

It feels good, and she lets out a quiet, pleased sigh. This is apparently unexpected, as she hears a small choked noise from nearby immediately after.

She looks up too quickly for Vax to hide. "Oh, Vax," she says. "Gimme one sec, okay?" She finishes up and stands to see him staring, red-faced and frozen. "What? What's wrong?"

Vax is silent for a moment, then shakes his head rapidly. "Nothing- nothing's wrong, it's fine, I was- getting firewood when I accidentally, you know-"

Keyleth's eyes flick down briefly and she goes just as red as Vax when she notices that he's hard. "Uh-huh?"

Vax seems to realize that she's noticed, and he puts his face in his hands and makes a frustrated noise. "I wasn't spying on you," he says. "It really was an accident, I wasn't trying to be a creep. I should've left when I saw what you were doing but I- fucking hell."

"Um," Keyleth says. "I feel like maybe this is one of those sex things that everyone else gets but I don't."

Vax turns a deeper crimson, if that's even possible, but he nods mutely.

"You...think me peeing is, um, sexy?"

"It's a whole thing," Vax says, very rushed. "It's something I like but it's not a big deal, I've never actually told anyone because it's weird, I know, and we can pretend this never happened-"

"I mean," Keyleth interrupts, "it's not bad."

Vax stares at her like she just declared that the sky was green.

Keyleth has never been the confident one when they talk about sex. It sort of gives her the boost she needs to push forward and say, "It's fine if you ever want to do something. Involving, uh, pee."

Vax doesn't say anything and Keyleth begins to worry she messed this whole thing up, but then he steps forward, kisses her softly, and says, "That is a very sweet thing that you just said and I appreciate it but I am still very much on edge right now so I am going to go hide for a little while." Great black wings pop out of his back, and he says, "Love you, though," before he takes off.

Boys are so weird.

oh my god, yes please, this is my jam<3

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CR Campaign One: Vox Machina era (characters)

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