Page Summary
- (Anonymous) - Pumat Sol(s)/Gilmore
- (Anonymous) - Barbaric Tough Love
- (Anonymous) - Vex/Molly, Hatesex
- (Anonymous) - Any/Any, getting off to fiction
- (Anonymous) - Beau/Keyleth
- (Anonymous) - Vax/Molly
- (Anonymous) - Gilmore/Caleb
- (Anonymous) - one-sided Jester/Vax, romance novel-based fantasies
- (Anonymous) - Brian/Gilmore or Brian/Gil bc Brian secretly wants it
- (Anonymous) - Taliesin/Percy/Molly/Caduceus (maybe)
- (Anonymous) - Percy/Caleb - no mercy
- (Anonymous) - Trans Caduceus/Caleb
- (Anonymous) - Yasha/Keyleth
- (Anonymous) - Beau/C1 guests
- (Anonymous) - Yussa/J'mon - two hot dragons having sex
- (Anonymous) - Vox Machina/Mighty Nein - they go with the orgy instead
- (Anonymous) - Percy & Molly/Any + change orb shenanigans
- (Anonymous) - fjord/vax/jester, threesome
- (Anonymous) - Percy/Fjord- M9 & VM crossover
- (Anonymous) - Thunderdome orgy
- (Anonymous) - Pike/Beau, VM/M9 Orgy Royale
- (Anonymous) - yussa/gilmore
- (Anonymous) - Fjord/Scanlan/Pike, spanking
- (Anonymous) - Caleb/the Briarwoods, Bi Panic... 2!
- (Anonymous) - Ashton/Grog/Yasha, barbarian threesome
- (Anonymous) - Percy & Caleb + Anna Ripley & Trent Ikithon Worked Together Under The Briarwoods
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Pumat Sol(s)/Gilmore
Date: 2018-04-11 08:41 pm (UTC)Pumat Sol(s) and Gilmore, getting down and dirty. The more Pumats the better, I wouldn't be opposed to some dp'ing either.
Maybe they trade stories about the awful groups of adventurers they have to deal with too?
Barbaric Tough Love
Date: 2018-04-27 01:38 pm (UTC)I would love to read what would happen when our favorite idiot powerhouse (Grog) met and fell in love with our quiet, brutal strongwoman (Yasha). As fluff as you want, but can devolve into rage/rough sex.
+Grog trying to be gentlemanly and/or show off and Yasha is oblivious
+Bonding over being chosen of the Stormlord
+Extra party interactions!
-nc
Re: Barbaric Tough Love
Date: 2018-06-03 06:45 am (UTC)Vex/Molly, Hatesex
Date: 2018-06-01 06:22 pm (UTC)++For lots of scratching and biting and Molly taking it like a champ.
Any/Any, getting off to fiction
Date: 2018-07-07 03:37 pm (UTC)++Extra points for poly (MN member wants to be the filling in a VM sandwich? The reader adds another of their adventuring party to the VM fantasy?) Have fun with it!
Beau/Keyleth
Date: 2018-07-15 06:00 am (UTC)Vax/Molly
Date: 2018-07-16 06:35 am (UTC)Vax and Molly are two hot bis just chillin in the afterlife. Hookups ensue.
++++++If Molly twigs to Vax being Feathered Leather
Re: Vax/Molly
Date: 2018-09-28 02:25 pm (UTC)Because I'm currently editing that now.
Re: Vax/Molly
Date: 2018-09-29 05:08 am (UTC)Re: Vax/Molly
Date: 2018-12-21 01:31 am (UTC)Re: Vax/Molly
Date: 2019-02-04 02:43 am (UTC)https://archiveofourown.org/works/17652965
Gilmore/Caleb
Date: 2018-09-18 07:24 am (UTC)Re: Gilmore/Caleb
Date: 2019-02-27 01:11 pm (UTC)Caleb would not know how to deal with this in the slightest, even ignoring how much more powerful Gilmore is than the current M9.
one-sided Jester/Vax, romance novel-based fantasies
Date: 2018-12-09 07:11 pm (UTC)Brian/Gilmore or Brian/Gil bc Brian secretly wants it
Date: 2019-01-05 09:44 pm (UTC)SO, Brain/Gilmore in a weird cross universe, Brain/Gil in person, anything with Brian getting what he secretly wants.
(I had no idea where to put this.)
Taliesin/Percy/Molly/Caduceus (maybe)
Date: 2019-01-22 03:37 am (UTC)I can only imagine this scenario as a particularly amazing sex dream (imagine telling your castmates that you dreamt about all your characters gangbanging you!) but if you have a spectacular idea for a better setup, go for it. Any and all kinks are on the table, and don't necessarily have to be written in safe or realistic ways, is this is a dream sequence. All I want from this is "all of local nerd's fantasies come true" in the ultimate threesome/foursome, depending on whether Caduceus is actively involved or just there for moral support.
+++ for metagaming sex, by which I mean the characters automatically know exactly what Taliesin would be into- kinks, limits, etc- because they live in his brain.
Re: Taliesin/Percy/Molly/Caduceus, The Power of the Mind
Date: 2019-04-08 11:48 pm (UTC)I didn't know I needed this, until I wrote it. Bless you for this prompt.
Percy/Caleb - no mercy
Date: 2019-02-27 05:40 pm (UTC)But oh my gosh. Percy has had the time and experience and has the rivaling intelligence and society charm to best Caleb in exactly the ways he is meant to succeed.
Anything with Percy as a ruthless Dom
Bonus for pressuring Caleb with sensory and/or pleasure overload - exactly the kind of things for which he is least prepared.
Trans Caduceus/Caleb
Date: 2019-04-11 03:57 am (UTC)Yasha/Keyleth
Date: 2019-05-01 07:48 am (UTC)Beau/C1 guests
Date: 2019-08-23 06:59 am (UTC)any female c1 guest character would be good but zahra or tova would be +++++
Yussa/J'mon - two hot dragons having sex
Date: 2020-09-13 01:21 am (UTC)Vox Machina/Mighty Nein - they go with the orgy instead
Date: 2021-06-19 02:16 am (UTC)So - Fjord/Jester/Beau/Pike/Scanlan/Vax, with Percy and Molly in the change orb.
Re: Vox Machina/Mighty Nein - they go with the orgy instead
Date: 2021-06-19 02:48 am (UTC)FILL: Doublefilled Oreo, Fjord/Vax/Percy-Molly, other VM/M9, explicit
Date: 2021-06-21 02:13 am (UTC)—————
The ladies (and Scanlan of course), waste no time in stripping off their clothing, enjoying the hoots and howls of the demonic entities above. Before anyone can blink, Pike has her head between the monk’s thighs and Scanlan is diving between the tiefling’s, and the moans quickly become loud enough to be heard over their audience.
That leaves just the two of them: Vax’ildan and the half-orc with the nice ass, with the shining orb between them.
“Uh, you don’t look like you’re much the orgy type,” the half-orc says, nervously glancing at Vax’s mask and the full suit of leathers he is wearing.
He cannot see the way Vax grins behind his mask. “Oh, you do not know me at all, handsome.” A single beat of his wings is all he needs to get enough air to drop directly onto the man, causing him to tumble to the ground with an undignified squeal. Vax rides him down, one knee on either side of his hips, and leans over close.
“Are you game?” Vax purrs, eyes locking onto the half-orcs. He is rewarded as the man’s golden eyes dialate and his breath becomes sharp.
“Yeah. Yeah, I’m game.” Permission granted, Vax rolls his hips downwards, rubbing his gloved hands over the half-orc’s exposed chest.
“What’s your name?” Vax asks, his own breath coming in short.
“Fjord,” is the answer he got, followed by curious hands which dared to touch him.
“Fjord. That’s a good name.” Vax grinned behind his mask. “Think you can make me scream it?”
The challenge has an instant effect. Suddenly the touches go from tentative to determined, grabbing at all of Vax’s layers and stripping them from him without care. Ripped leather gets tossed to the side as Fjord revealed inch after inch of skin, all of which he began to nibble at, tusks scraping in ways that left Vax shivering.
“You’ve got some spunk in you after all,” Vax panted, trying to hold in a moan as Fjord nips at his chest and fails. Grinning now himself, Fjord looked up at him, all his hesitation gone.
“I know someone who can show you even more, bird boy.” As he holds Vax’s gaze, Fjord reached out and grabbed ahold of the glowing orb.
The orb turned a pale lavender and there was a flash of light. Before Vax’s eyes completely recovered, he felt a lithe, warm body press against his back. Two hands slid down his chest, wandering far too close to his already interested cock.
“Well well well,” purred a lightly accented voice. “What have we here?”
A third touch joined the others, coasting along Vax’s thigh, causing him to jump before he recognized what it was. Oh. Whoever this was, he had a tail.
“Figured you wouldn’t want to miss an orgy, Molly,” Fjord said and got a soft chuckle in return.
“Not for the world.”
Vax did not fully remember how the last of his clothes came off. He was pretty Whisper was involved. However it happened, it really did not matter to him when there were three lavender fingers in his ass and one of the biggest cocks he had ever had the pleasure of sucking in his mouth. The half-orc tasted like saltwater and sweat, and the odd ridges of his dick caught on Vax’s lips with every thrust.
“Gods above, you are so pretty, aren’t you?” said Molly, the tiefling Fjord had summoned. The fingers disappeared from Vax’s ass and he whined desperately at their loss. There was no pulling back to seek them, however; Fjord had an iron grip on the back of Vax’s head and seemed intent on fucking his throat raw.
The disappointment did not last for long. A slender, pointed tip pressed up against Vax’s ass and wasted no time pushing inward. Molly’s cock only had ridges on the underside, not all over, but each one felt sweeter than the last as Molly sunk in deep.
“Fuck, you feel so good—“ Molly hissed. A sharp thrust caught Vax off guard, and he threw out his hands to stead himself —
And one landed smack on the orb, which had remained lying beside them. It shifted to a deep cobalt blue, and then there was another flash.
“Ah, fuck—“ said a very familiar, pompous voice as Vax felt the cock in his ass smooth out but swell, stretching him even wider. Vax could not stop a squeal around Fjord’s cock, which had the half-orc pulling back.
“What in the -“
“Percy,” Vax moaned, not needing to see the man to know. “We’re having an orgy.”
“So I can — tell.” Vax could just imagine how Percy looked, glasses askew, pale lips slightly open, a flush rising in his cheeks.
“Fuck me, Freddy,” Vax demanded. He rolled his hips once hard enough to slap his asscheeks back against Percy’s thighs.
“Can’t say I haven’t dreamed of this,” he heard the man mutter before two hands, strong from the forge, grapsed his hips. Vax screamed in pleasure as Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III began to fuck his brains out.
Before long, his mouth was full of half-orc cock again, and the pair were rocking him back and forth between them like a toy.
As he had expected, Fjord came first. Vax had only ever seen one other man come as much as he did. Even while trying to swallow every drop he could, Vax had cum dripping down his chin and neck, staining it white. Fjord dropped back onto his haunches, gasping for breath as he slid out of Vax.
Percy showed no signs of slowing. No longer having the pressure of Fjord to fuck Vax against, he grabbed a fistful of the half-elf’s hair and kept going.
Vax could barely make out Fjord in front of him, watching the two of them with a curious look. “I wonder…” Vax heard him say before he saw Fjord reach out.
Another flash, and the ridged cock was back, following the same momentum Percy had. “What the fuck was that?” Molly said, but his breath was already hitching again. “Oh fuck. Oh fuck, someone had been fucking you in my absence — that won’t do at all—“
Just as Vax felt himself teetering on the edge, the tiefling’s tail curled around the base of his cock. Vax whined in frustration as his orgasm was abruptly denied to him.
“No, no, not yet,” Molly soothed in between thrusts. “Just let me get a little bit closer, darling —“
No, that tail needed to go away. Gods, he needed to come, this was too much— Vax reached out and grabbed the orb himself.
The tail disappeared, and Percy resumed fucking him without missing a beat. “Fuck, that was — strange — damn it, Vax, I just need a little but more—“
The pressure was building again, and Vax knew he was almost there. Just a couple more thrusts—
The orb was taken from his grip by a grinning Fjord, and the tail returned to squeezing his cock.
“Fuck!!” Vax wailed, reaching out once more, battling Fjord for possession of the orb. Percy, Molly, Percy, Molly, no tail, tail, thick cock, ridged cock, he was going to go insane —
Molly bucked one final time, and heat started to pool deep inside of Vax. Fjord let go of the orb.
Percy gave his own final thrust, and with that Vax tumbled over the edge he had been chasing, coming hard over the dusty rock beneath them.
Vax vaguely remembered being scooped up and being laid down on Percy’s coat. Fjord proved himself gentle as he cleaned Vax up, wiping his chin and mopping up the cum that was still dripping out of his ass. At some point, he is fairly certain he drifted off, though he remembered Percy asking to make sure he was all right.
He came back to some time later to Pike shaking his shoulder. “C’mon, or you’re going to miss all the fun!”
Groggily sitting up, Vax asked, “What fun?” before he chanced a glance around to place the sounds of new moans he was hearing. A giant of a woman had Keyleth in her lap, fingers stretching her open for a halfling woman to lap at. His sister had Fjord on his hands and knees and was pegging him while he still wore his assless chaps. Grog was balls deep in a pretty redheaded fellow who he was bouncing like he weighed nothing, and Percy was rubbing up against gorgeous drow with hair as white as his.
Pike grinned at Vax. “They brought friends, and so did we.”
Re: FILL: Doublefilled Oreo, Fjord/Vax/Percy-Molly, other VM/M9, explicit
Date: 2021-06-26 06:00 am (UTC)This was just… sweet Pelor yes. All the yes. I will never get over the fact that both the cast AND the fans’ first thought was “…so…orgy?” And freaking bless you for fulfilling that dream. Just the right amount of absurd and hilarious and awkward and incredibly incredibly hot. Especially the bonus ending, it was delightful.
Percy & Molly/Any + change orb shenanigans
Date: 2021-06-19 06:47 am (UTC)+ if it's scanlan or vax getting fucked
+ if it works like edging for percy and molly, getting them close and switching them out before they can come
Re: Percy & Molly/Any + change orb shenanigans
Date: 2021-06-26 06:01 am (UTC)fjord/vax/jester, threesome
Date: 2021-06-19 08:04 am (UTC)+lots of pulling of vax's hair
+just the both of them manhandling vax in general, and vax loving it
Percy/Fjord- M9 & VM crossover
Date: 2021-07-10 05:08 pm (UTC)Percy: "Nothing personal."
Percy and Fjord getting in a fight, and that fight ending in some angsty "I don't like you but you're attractive and this is kind of hot" sex. Lord Percival putting Fjord in his place...
+swords to throats
+some tussling/violence
+blow jobs/oral (trans Fjord is cool if that's your jam, but no transphobia thanks)
+boot kink
+gun kink?
+choking
+face fucking
+rough sex
+mention of dark patrons/maybe Fjord giving Percy shit for him putting people in danger/creating weapons and doing nothing to undo that
+fjord still retaining his masculinity (I dont know exactly what I mean by that but eh)
-dub con okay but no non con
-humiliation
-degradation
-pet names or slurs
Thunderdome orgy
Date: 2021-07-12 06:07 pm (UTC)I assume Cad will be just running like an aftercare bar with tea and snacks and blankets and such...and Essek will probably be exclusive to Caleb for sex at least, but I'm also fine with those two being fully involved xD
Basically just let em all hang out and fuck casually. Doesn't even need to be explicit.
Bonus points for:
Pike and Vex and maybe Jester with strap ons? Pike in particular for sure.
Essek and Caleb and Percy and Tary and maybe Veth all talking nerd?
Molly is all over Grog, probably.
Vax being into Jester and Essek, though whether he sleeps with em is up to you.
Pike/Beau, VM/M9 Orgy Royale
Date: 2021-10-18 08:18 pm (UTC)Was she just wearing that strap-on under her armor the whole time?
Bonus: one of the guys (minor preference for Vax or Scanlan (or both) but whoever) asks to join in. Beau declines any sexual contact with men and he respects this and focuses on making a Pickle sandwich.
yussa/gilmore
Date: 2021-10-23 07:46 am (UTC)Fjord/Scanlan/Pike, spanking
Date: 2021-12-18 02:02 am (UTC)Caleb/the Briarwoods, Bi Panic... 2!
Date: 2022-01-30 03:19 pm (UTC)Ashton/Grog/Yasha, barbarian threesome
Date: 2022-04-03 03:43 am (UTC)+rage sex
+manhandling
+rough sex
Percy & Caleb + Anna Ripley & Trent Ikithon Worked Together Under The Briarwoods
Date: 2023-05-23 03:15 am (UTC)Basically an au where while Ripley tortured Percy for the Briarwoods, Trent Ikithon would go to the castle for CA meetings with the Briarwoods. Sometimes he would bring a young red haired man with him and Percy would see firsthand the torture Ikithon forced upon Caleb
++Percy growing protective of Caleb, and the two of them escaping together only to be forced to go their separate ways
+++Reuniting at Gilmore's Glorious Goods because they need supplies- the Nein are baffled that the really dirty homeless wizard they picked up recently is chummy with the fucking Lord of Whitestone and Vox Machina are just like who knew Percy had friends lmao
Just friendship between Caleb and Percy please, I like Percy/Vex and Caleb/Essek