Pumat Sol(s)/Gilmore

Date: 2018-04-11 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
So, after the C2E2 panel and the comments that were made regarding Pumat and Gilmore, I have only one request:

Pumat Sol(s) and Gilmore, getting down and dirty. The more Pumats the better, I wouldn't be opposed to some dp'ing either.
Maybe they trade stories about the awful groups of adventurers they have to deal with too?

Barbaric Tough Love

Date: 2018-04-27 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Honestly surprised there isn't much crossover fic yet...

I would love to read what would happen when our favorite idiot powerhouse (Grog) met and fell in love with our quiet, brutal strongwoman (Yasha). As fluff as you want, but can devolve into rage/rough sex.

+Grog trying to be gentlemanly and/or show off and Yasha is oblivious
+Bonding over being chosen of the Stormlord
+Extra party interactions!
-nc

Re: Barbaric Tough Love

Date: 2018-06-03 06:45 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I need this so bad

Vex/Molly, Hatesex

Date: 2018-06-01 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
In the AU where Percy stays dead, here comes this carnie singing The Terrible Tinkerer of Tal Dorei and VM haaaates him instantly. Vex especially, and she takes out her grief and rage on him.

++For lots of scratching and biting and Molly taking it like a champ.

Any/Any, getting off to fiction

Date: 2018-07-07 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Someone in the Mighty Nein picks up The Daring Trials and Tribulations of Sir Taryon Darrington for bedtime reading, only to find themselves getting turned on. Can lead to the MN member masturbating to the character(s) or having a great wet dream after a particularly good chapter. Any MN/VM works for me.

++Extra points for poly (MN member wants to be the filling in a VM sandwich? The reader adds another of their adventuring party to the VM fantasy?) Have fun with it!

Beau/Keyleth

Date: 2018-07-15 06:00 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Keyleth has a 14 str, and we KNOW Beau likes her ladies stronk. Gimme some of that awkward flirting. Doesn't necessarily have to end in sex (tho it caaaan), I just really want to see these two interact.

Vax/Molly

Date: 2018-07-16 06:35 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
SPOILERS FOR CAMPAIGN 1 and CAMPAIGN 2, EPISODE 26



Vax and Molly are two hot bis just chillin in the afterlife. Hookups ensue.

++++++If Molly twigs to Vax being Feathered Leather

Re: Vax/Molly

Date: 2018-09-28 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Is there any possibility that you are interested in Molly/Vax/Raven Queen?

Because I'm currently editing that now.

Re: Vax/Molly

Date: 2018-09-29 05:08 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
HELL YEAH sign me up. (._.)b

Re: Vax/Molly

Date: 2018-12-21 01:31 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
not op, late to this party, uh yes please sign me up!

Re: Vax/Molly

Date: 2019-02-04 02:43 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sorry I'm late everyone! It got really big. Like. Really big. It's only Chapter 1 for now and acquired the slow-ish burn tag, but there will be smut beyond belief. mwah

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17652965

Gilmore/Caleb

Date: 2018-09-18 07:24 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I just read a fic where these two interacted and dang, it was hot. I don't care how it happens, but let Gilmore bang at least one of Liam's characters. Please, it's what he deserves.

Re: Gilmore/Caleb

Date: 2019-02-27 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Oh my goodness, seconded so hard!
Caleb would not know how to deal with this in the slightest, even ignoring how much more powerful Gilmore is than the current M9.
From: (Anonymous)
The cast joked about the innkeeper's smutty novel (Feathered Leather or something like that, I think?) in Labenda being about Vax, and honestly... good content. Maybe Jester picks up a copy after she gets tired of rereading Tusk Love and gets horny about it. (Bonus for her calling someone "Vax" the way she sometimes calls Fjord "Oskar.")
From: (Anonymous)
In Talks episode "In Hot Water" Brian actually says the words: "Often you hear people say 'don't fuck me Gil' and despite that, he's a guy I wouldn't mind being fucked by."

SO, Brain/Gilmore in a weird cross universe, Brain/Gil in person, anything with Brian getting what he secretly wants.

(I had no idea where to put this.)

Taliesin/Percy/Molly/Caduceus (maybe)

Date: 2019-01-22 03:37 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Remember that one Talks episode where Brian asked Tal if he thought of himself between Percy and Molly (like, ethically speaking) and he started giggling and said "that's hot" or something? (Sorry that I don't have a direct transcript for you guys, it was a while back.) I still haven't seen any porn based off of that moment, and this lack strikes me as a travesty.

I can only imagine this scenario as a particularly amazing sex dream (imagine telling your castmates that you dreamt about all your characters gangbanging you!) but if you have a spectacular idea for a better setup, go for it. Any and all kinks are on the table, and don't necessarily have to be written in safe or realistic ways, is this is a dream sequence. All I want from this is "all of local nerd's fantasies come true" in the ultimate threesome/foursome, depending on whether Caduceus is actively involved or just there for moral support.

+++ for metagaming sex, by which I mean the characters automatically know exactly what Taliesin would be into- kinks, limits, etc- because they live in his brain.
From: (Anonymous)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/18401912
I didn't know I needed this, until I wrote it. Bless you for this prompt.

Percy/Caleb - no mercy

Date: 2019-02-27 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I almost feel bad because this seems... obvious.

But oh my gosh. Percy has had the time and experience and has the rivaling intelligence and society charm to best Caleb in exactly the ways he is meant to succeed.

Anything with Percy as a ruthless Dom
Bonus for pressuring Caleb with sensory and/or pleasure overload - exactly the kind of things for which he is least prepared.

Trans Caduceus/Caleb

Date: 2019-04-11 03:57 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Caddys first time, soft start then it becomes rough. Both enjoy it

Yasha/Keyleth

Date: 2019-05-01 07:48 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Bonding over loss, rage, and flowers. Voice of the Tempest/Stormlord's disciple, c'mon, it's right there. :)

Beau/C1 guests

Date: 2019-08-23 06:59 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Beau has now slept with 2 guests and that number should be higher.

any female c1 guest character would be good but zahra or tova would be +++++

Yussa/J'mon - two hot dragons having sex

Date: 2020-09-13 01:21 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I know it's not technically canon that Yussa is a dragon, but for this please let's indulge. Am fine with silver, mercury or gold.



From: (Anonymous)
VM vs M9 oneshot, they talk the devils into not going with the battle royale and instead doing the orgy.

So - Fjord/Jester/Beau/Pike/Scanlan/Vax, with Percy and Molly in the change orb.
From: (Anonymous)
Came here to check if someone had prompted this already - thank you for not disappointing! I really hope it gets filled.
From: (Anonymous)
Mostly focused on Fjord/Vax/Percy-Molly, with offhanded mentions of other VM/M9 (no Cad, lesbians only with women). Mostly just about Vax getting his brains fucked out due to orb shenanigans.

—————

The ladies (and Scanlan of course), waste no time in stripping off their clothing, enjoying the hoots and howls of the demonic entities above. Before anyone can blink, Pike has her head between the monk’s thighs and Scanlan is diving between the tiefling’s, and the moans quickly become loud enough to be heard over their audience.

That leaves just the two of them: Vax’ildan and the half-orc with the nice ass, with the shining orb between them.

“Uh, you don’t look like you’re much the orgy type,” the half-orc says, nervously glancing at Vax’s mask and the full suit of leathers he is wearing.

He cannot see the way Vax grins behind his mask. “Oh, you do not know me at all, handsome.” A single beat of his wings is all he needs to get enough air to drop directly onto the man, causing him to tumble to the ground with an undignified squeal. Vax rides him down, one knee on either side of his hips, and leans over close.

“Are you game?” Vax purrs, eyes locking onto the half-orcs. He is rewarded as the man’s golden eyes dialate and his breath becomes sharp.

“Yeah. Yeah, I’m game.” Permission granted, Vax rolls his hips downwards, rubbing his gloved hands over the half-orc’s exposed chest.

“What’s your name?” Vax asks, his own breath coming in short.

“Fjord,” is the answer he got, followed by curious hands which dared to touch him.

“Fjord. That’s a good name.” Vax grinned behind his mask. “Think you can make me scream it?”

The challenge has an instant effect. Suddenly the touches go from tentative to determined, grabbing at all of Vax’s layers and stripping them from him without care. Ripped leather gets tossed to the side as Fjord revealed inch after inch of skin, all of which he began to nibble at, tusks scraping in ways that left Vax shivering.

“You’ve got some spunk in you after all,” Vax panted, trying to hold in a moan as Fjord nips at his chest and fails. Grinning now himself, Fjord looked up at him, all his hesitation gone.

“I know someone who can show you even more, bird boy.” As he holds Vax’s gaze, Fjord reached out and grabbed ahold of the glowing orb.

The orb turned a pale lavender and there was a flash of light. Before Vax’s eyes completely recovered, he felt a lithe, warm body press against his back. Two hands slid down his chest, wandering far too close to his already interested cock.

“Well well well,” purred a lightly accented voice. “What have we here?”

A third touch joined the others, coasting along Vax’s thigh, causing him to jump before he recognized what it was. Oh. Whoever this was, he had a tail.

“Figured you wouldn’t want to miss an orgy, Molly,” Fjord said and got a soft chuckle in return.

“Not for the world.”

Vax did not fully remember how the last of his clothes came off. He was pretty Whisper was involved. However it happened, it really did not matter to him when there were three lavender fingers in his ass and one of the biggest cocks he had ever had the pleasure of sucking in his mouth. The half-orc tasted like saltwater and sweat, and the odd ridges of his dick caught on Vax’s lips with every thrust.

“Gods above, you are so pretty, aren’t you?” said Molly, the tiefling Fjord had summoned. The fingers disappeared from Vax’s ass and he whined desperately at their loss. There was no pulling back to seek them, however; Fjord had an iron grip on the back of Vax’s head and seemed intent on fucking his throat raw.

The disappointment did not last for long. A slender, pointed tip pressed up against Vax’s ass and wasted no time pushing inward. Molly’s cock only had ridges on the underside, not all over, but each one felt sweeter than the last as Molly sunk in deep.

“Fuck, you feel so good—“ Molly hissed. A sharp thrust caught Vax off guard, and he threw out his hands to stead himself —

And one landed smack on the orb, which had remained lying beside them. It shifted to a deep cobalt blue, and then there was another flash.

“Ah, fuck—“ said a very familiar, pompous voice as Vax felt the cock in his ass smooth out but swell, stretching him even wider. Vax could not stop a squeal around Fjord’s cock, which had the half-orc pulling back.

“What in the -“

“Percy,” Vax moaned, not needing to see the man to know. “We’re having an orgy.”

“So I can — tell.” Vax could just imagine how Percy looked, glasses askew, pale lips slightly open, a flush rising in his cheeks.

“Fuck me, Freddy,” Vax demanded. He rolled his hips once hard enough to slap his asscheeks back against Percy’s thighs.

“Can’t say I haven’t dreamed of this,” he heard the man mutter before two hands, strong from the forge, grapsed his hips. Vax screamed in pleasure as Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III began to fuck his brains out.

Before long, his mouth was full of half-orc cock again, and the pair were rocking him back and forth between them like a toy.

As he had expected, Fjord came first. Vax had only ever seen one other man come as much as he did. Even while trying to swallow every drop he could, Vax had cum dripping down his chin and neck, staining it white. Fjord dropped back onto his haunches, gasping for breath as he slid out of Vax.

Percy showed no signs of slowing. No longer having the pressure of Fjord to fuck Vax against, he grabbed a fistful of the half-elf’s hair and kept going.

Vax could barely make out Fjord in front of him, watching the two of them with a curious look. “I wonder…” Vax heard him say before he saw Fjord reach out.

Another flash, and the ridged cock was back, following the same momentum Percy had. “What the fuck was that?” Molly said, but his breath was already hitching again. “Oh fuck. Oh fuck, someone had been fucking you in my absence — that won’t do at all—“

Just as Vax felt himself teetering on the edge, the tiefling’s tail curled around the base of his cock. Vax whined in frustration as his orgasm was abruptly denied to him.

“No, no, not yet,” Molly soothed in between thrusts. “Just let me get a little bit closer, darling —“

No, that tail needed to go away. Gods, he needed to come, this was too much— Vax reached out and grabbed the orb himself.

The tail disappeared, and Percy resumed fucking him without missing a beat. “Fuck, that was — strange — damn it, Vax, I just need a little but more—“

The pressure was building again, and Vax knew he was almost there. Just a couple more thrusts—

The orb was taken from his grip by a grinning Fjord, and the tail returned to squeezing his cock.

“Fuck!!” Vax wailed, reaching out once more, battling Fjord for possession of the orb. Percy, Molly, Percy, Molly, no tail, tail, thick cock, ridged cock, he was going to go insane —

Molly bucked one final time, and heat started to pool deep inside of Vax. Fjord let go of the orb.

Percy gave his own final thrust, and with that Vax tumbled over the edge he had been chasing, coming hard over the dusty rock beneath them.

Vax vaguely remembered being scooped up and being laid down on Percy’s coat. Fjord proved himself gentle as he cleaned Vax up, wiping his chin and mopping up the cum that was still dripping out of his ass. At some point, he is fairly certain he drifted off, though he remembered Percy asking to make sure he was all right.

He came back to some time later to Pike shaking his shoulder. “C’mon, or you’re going to miss all the fun!”

Groggily sitting up, Vax asked, “What fun?” before he chanced a glance around to place the sounds of new moans he was hearing. A giant of a woman had Keyleth in her lap, fingers stretching her open for a halfling woman to lap at. His sister had Fjord on his hands and knees and was pegging him while he still wore his assless chaps. Grog was balls deep in a pretty redheaded fellow who he was bouncing like he weighed nothing, and Percy was rubbing up against gorgeous drow with hair as white as his.

Pike grinned at Vax. “They brought friends, and so did we.”
From: (Anonymous)
nonnie you beautiful genius! 😘🤌

This was just… sweet Pelor yes. All the yes. I will never get over the fact that both the cast AND the fans’ first thought was “…so…orgy?” And freaking bless you for fulfilling that dream. Just the right amount of absurd and hilarious and awkward and incredibly incredibly hot. Especially the bonus ending, it was delightful.

Percy & Molly/Any + change orb shenanigans

Date: 2021-06-19 06:47 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
percy and molly have no recollection of the goings on of the fight (or of each other) while they're switched out in the orb, but always remain in the same position that the other was in when they're switched. somehow or another (maybe in the proposed orgy route) someone gets the idea to alternate switch them out while they're fucking, effectively doubling how long they can get railed by utilizing the stamina of two people.

+ if it's scanlan or vax getting fucked
+ if it works like edging for percy and molly, getting them close and switching them out before they can come

Re: Percy & Molly/Any + change orb shenanigans

Date: 2021-06-26 06:01 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
see the prompt above you, cause that fill may just fill these requirements. I'm still hoping for more responses on this though, because fothermucking YES please

fjord/vax/jester, threesome

Date: 2021-06-19 08:04 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
That M9 vs VM one shot has got me obsessed with crossover dynamics now, and I feel like Vax would just have the time of his bisexual life going at it with these two... A bubbly, sunshiney tiefling girl and a hot, charming half orc boy, absolutely

+lots of pulling of vax's hair
+just the both of them manhandling vax in general, and vax loving it

Percy/Fjord- M9 & VM crossover

Date: 2021-07-10 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
quoted from the battle royale when Percy attacks Fjord the first time:
Percy: "Nothing personal."

Percy and Fjord getting in a fight, and that fight ending in some angsty "I don't like you but you're attractive and this is kind of hot" sex. Lord Percival putting Fjord in his place...

+swords to throats
+some tussling/violence
+blow jobs/oral (trans Fjord is cool if that's your jam, but no transphobia thanks)
+boot kink
+gun kink?
+choking
+face fucking
+rough sex
+mention of dark patrons/maybe Fjord giving Percy shit for him putting people in danger/creating weapons and doing nothing to undo that
+fjord still retaining his masculinity (I dont know exactly what I mean by that but eh)

-dub con okay but no non con
-humiliation
-degradation
-pet names or slurs

Thunderdome orgy

Date: 2021-07-12 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I was relistening to the VM vs M9 throwdown and now I want this. Ideally with the entirety of both groups though.
I assume Cad will be just running like an aftercare bar with tea and snacks and blankets and such...and Essek will probably be exclusive to Caleb for sex at least, but I'm also fine with those two being fully involved xD

Basically just let em all hang out and fuck casually. Doesn't even need to be explicit.

Bonus points for:
Pike and Vex and maybe Jester with strap ons? Pike in particular for sure.

Essek and Caleb and Percy and Tary and maybe Veth all talking nerd?

Molly is all over Grog, probably.

Vax being into Jester and Essek, though whether he sleeps with em is up to you.

Pike/Beau, VM/M9 Orgy Royale

Date: 2021-10-18 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
The two parties agree orgy instead of fighting from the start and Pike is immediately all over Beau.

Was she just wearing that strap-on under her armor the whole time?



Bonus: one of the guys (minor preference for Vax or Scanlan (or both) but whoever) asks to join in. Beau declines any sexual contact with men and he respects this and focuses on making a Pickle sandwich.

yussa/gilmore

Date: 2021-10-23 07:46 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
mages getting down

Fjord/Scanlan/Pike, spanking

Date: 2021-12-18 02:02 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Fjord’s failed Thunder Step violates Scanlan’s “no trickery, no double-crossing” rule and leaves him right next to the gnomes, who decide to teach him a lesson with a spanking on his exposed ass.

Caleb/the Briarwoods, Bi Panic... 2!

Date: 2022-01-30 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
idk man watching tlovm has made me want to see liam o'brien's OTHER bisexual disaster caught between the most iconic villainous married couple on exandria. idc what sort of hand-wavey dunamagic you need to pull to get them together (as long as caleb is an adult). dubcon is ok but since caleb doesn't really know how dangerous they are besides their general presence, no noncon please <3

Ashton/Grog/Yasha, barbarian threesome

Date: 2022-04-03 03:43 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Yasha can just get off to the other two fucking if you're uncomfortable with her participating.

+rage sex
+manhandling
+rough sex
From: (Anonymous)
So the Briarwoods and Ikithon were both part of the Cerberus Assembly they were all bound to work together from time to time right?

Basically an au where while Ripley tortured Percy for the Briarwoods, Trent Ikithon would go to the castle for CA meetings with the Briarwoods. Sometimes he would bring a young red haired man with him and Percy would see firsthand the torture Ikithon forced upon Caleb

++Percy growing protective of Caleb, and the two of them escaping together only to be forced to go their separate ways

+++Reuniting at Gilmore's Glorious Goods because they need supplies- the Nein are baffled that the really dirty homeless wizard they picked up recently is chummy with the fucking Lord of Whitestone and Vox Machina are just like who knew Percy had friends lmao

Just friendship between Caleb and Percy please, I like Percy/Vex and Caleb/Essek

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