This week's episode is sponsored by Critical Kink. Write me Sam's spiel, including the kicker: the mysterious gang of authors behind the kink meme are promising to double their donation if (author's choice) kiss on camera.

Bonus points if the kiss happens and it turns out Sam was just fucking with them.

I know this is more crack than kink but I think it would be hilarious and there's the potential for it to go places, plus RPF is sorta a kink in its own right in my mind.