listen. Listen. Caduceus is big and soft and definitely goes into heat/rut and I like thinking about him mindlessly, desperately rutting against someone's ass/thigh or just fucking somebody real slow for hours and hours. Just a good ol' fashioned heat fic featuring the self-insertiest character you've got.

+afab reader
++thigh fucking
++++++++++really gentle Caduceus trying to be a gentleman even tho he's so desperate he can barely think straight

------------noncon (dubcon is okay but not preferred)
-------------breeding/impregnation