-Caduceus has lived alone/only with his family his whole life with only grieving visitors
-Completely oblivious to romance and sort of just a vague ‘oh that’s interesting’ response to his own body
-Fjord or Caleb gets completely drunk and winds up coming onto him
-Caduceus going along because he’s curious and has no idea where this is going
-Only comes up when he’s half out of his mind about how good it feels that he really didn’t know what was happening here
-Bottom Caduceus and rimming would be stellar
-Also super down for some light D/s undertones with like pinning the skinny seven foot dork down and stuff like that
-Please I need it