I have a deep, undefinable desire to see Essek and Artagan interacting, because it would be at once hilarious and weirdly compelling. Like, I think I just want to see Essek being incredibly frustrated by the lack of explanations that Artagan has to offer about the fabric of the universe and his methods of teleportation, while simultaneously being compelled by the fact that this archfey with a maitai managed to rip a hole between planes and travel freely?? Meanwhile, Artagan is just here for a good time and to befuddle this pretty elf who keeps on asking him nerd questions.

So perhaps Artagan being willing to answer exactly one (1) question for someone other than Jester, in exchange for—a kiss? A scandalous glimpse of bare shoulder? Something freaky and weirdly intimate involving fey magic?

+++ Jester mediating this exchange and being kind of into her oldest friend making out with her pretty drow friend.