Caduceus gets a little loud when he touches himself.

It was never a problem while he lived alone, so it’s not really in the forefront of his mind. One night, after everyone’s settled down into their respective tavern rooms, he gets himself off at what he thinks is a quiet enough volume.

Fjord, who’s laying awake in bed on the other side of the room, respectfully disagrees.

Bonus points
+Trans Caduceus! Especially if Fjord wasn’t previously aware Cad was trans
++Fjord has experience getting off silently, what with crowded crew quarters and all, and he can’t help but masturbate to the sound/sight