Look. Look. Ivan van Norman has set people on fire. He's blindfolded them. He's patted them down, handcuffed them and tied them up in bondage gear straitjackets while berating and/or praising them.

His whip wielding is also (quite literally) pretty hot.

I have an unquenchable thirst for this man and I don't care how one might go at solving it. Someone please, please give me Ivan inflicting unspeakable torment upon a willing victim. He's already tortured me for far too long.