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CR Campaign Two: Mighty Nein era (characters)

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Subject line: Beauregard/Jester, friends to lovers

Body of comment: Jester's been letting Beau use her for sparring practice. That kind of proximity does things to a tiefling.

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"Punches and Pastries, Jester/Beauregard, M, 1/3"

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"Take it easy, Fjord," Caleb says. "You're not to waste your seed on his thighs."

Fjord huffs. "Rude. I ain't a kid to spend that fast." But he does slow his movements to the softest of rocking.

Caduceus is still happily hazy, but he's also aware that he hasn't contributed very much in the way of giving touches yet and, though his fantasies have always been quite clear on his role as the recipient of, well, most everything, he knows that's impolite. With that in mind he reaches up to touch Caleb's chest, his one big hand spanning rather a lot of skinny wizard skin.

"Mmmm." Caleb lets Caduceus's fingers wander, ruffling through his chest hair, playing with his flat dark nipples, generally exploring. "Very nice... Caduceus, would you tell me more about these fantasies of yours? No, don't blush, Liebling, I'm not going to laugh."

"I just don't understand why they're so intense."

"I understand." Caleb arches into Caduceus's touch. "Ah, do that again."

Caduceus does it again--a scrape of one wide blunt nail over one of Caleb's nipples. He doesn't miss the increase in the smell of arousal. "Is it always that way?" He tries a rougher pinch and Caleb gasps. "That people's minds give them such intense thoughts right from the beginning?"

"The first wet dream--stop laughing, Cay--I ever had was just about holdin hands with a girl." Fjord slides one hand up Caduceus's arm to twine his fingers with Caduceus's by way of demonstration. "Simple as this, and I still woke up with a mess in m' pants."

Caduceus squeezes Fjord's hand. "So that's why Jester keeps laughing when she asks you about your 'wet dreams'," he says contemplatively, letting the hand exploring Caleb's chest drift a little lower.

"Yep." Fjord abandons the massage and stretches out atop Caduceus like he's an oddly shaped bed, chin resting on the back of Caduceus's shoulder. "You ever have those? Dreams where you wake up and, uh, you came in your sleep?"

"Of course." Caduceus turns his head enough for Fjord to kiss the corner of his mouth. "And I learned to clean up in the traditional way."

Caleb's hand stops petting Caduceus's hair. "Please don't tell me it involves making tea, for the love of all the gods."

"Oh, hell," Fjord says when Caduceus is silent a moment too long.

Caduceus chuckles. "Got you."

There's another too-long moment of silence from the other men before Fjord starts laughing, the feeling vibrating through Caduceus's body where they're pressed so close together. "You really did," he hiccups. "You're terrible, Deuces."

"Thank you."

"Götter," Caleb says, also laughing. "You did indeed get us." He slides his hand from Caduceus's scalp to just under his chin, ruffling his short soft beard. "But then, you already had us."

"Yeah... what do you want to do with us now you've got us?" Fjord asks.

Caduceus just moves Caleb's hand out of the way and, still holding hands with Fjord, shifts his head enough to take a slow taste of Caleb's cock, tongue dragging over what proves to be soft delicate skin drawn taut over the hard length.

All language forsakes Caleb in favor of a simple surprised moan.

"Oh, fuck, that's good," Fjord says, low and close to Caduceus's ear. "Use your hand on the shaft and your mouth for the head."

Caduceus does as he's told, fingers closing around Caleb's cock, his tongue darting out again for another quick lick, chasing down the little drop of precome he missed the first time. There's a soft smacking thud as Caleb's hand impacts the wall, working to brace himself.

"Your hands're bigger'n mine... hm. Reckon you can still squeeze harder, he likes it rough. Keep doing that with your tongue."

"Fjord," Caleb says unsteadily, "are you giving Caduceus ideas?"

"It's gonna be hard for you to, what did the demon say? Leave him half drowned and drooling come... that's not gonna work if he doesn't know how to suck you off." Fjord manages all of this with an infuriatingly innocent tone of voice.

Caleb just lapses into Zemnian as Caduceus starts figuring out how hard and fast to jerk him and what exactly he's meant to be doing with his lips and tongue. Most of his fantasies lean toward being held down and used, not taking the initiative himself, but Fjord murmuring suggestions helps.

Then Caleb's hand is in his hair again, this time sliding into the longer locks and holding Caduceus firmly instead of just scratching his scalp. He doesn't get any more aggressive than that, though, and Caduceus wonders if there's a way to ask him to do so.

"Squeeze my hand if you want Cay to play rougher," Fjord says with impeccable timing, and Caduceus only holds back enough to keep from totally crushing Fjord's fingers.

OH MAN.... OH MAN!!!! You have no idea how happy I am to see this update, I love every single installment so much... thank you for continuing to share this absolute delight with us.

Fjord chuckles and must give Caleb a nod or something, because Caleb fists his hand tightly in Caduceus's hair right at the nape of his neck and herks his hips forward.

Caduceus gags, once, and then the feeling of Caleb's cockhead plugging his throat is too fascinating for him to waste time not just letting Caleb push deeper. He experimentally attempts to pull away; Caleb's hand tugs him briskly back where he was and another jerk of Caleb's hips has Caduceus's nose pressed into the curls at the base of Caleb's shaft.

"Deucey, if it's really too much, just sqeeze my hand again the same way."

Caduceus grunts an affirmation; the vibration of his throat makes Caleb groan. Caduceus does it again, letting it roll into a low rumbling noise, and Caleb sounds like he's attempting to swear in three different languages simultaneously.

"You look real pretty with a cock in your mouth, Deuces," Fjord says. "Looks right. Looks natural." The hand not holding Caduceus's hand moves to press lightly against Caduceus's throat. "Feels right, too."

Caduceus hums another low affirmation and then sets about learning his way around Caleb's cock. It's not easy, because his tongue is pinned down by Caleb's hot length, but every little exploring movement of his tongue and lips is welcomed by one of an array of interesting aroused noises. Caleb does pull back to allow Caduceus room to play; it seems that simply knowing he can fill Caduceus's throat to the hilt is something that pleases him, but doesn't have to be the sum total of his pleasure-seeking.

Caduceus can feel himself getting hard again. He can't use any of his regular timekeeping methods, not with his face where it is, but it seems to be happening faster than usual. Huh. Fascinating.

He begins to figure out how to suck and lick in counterpoint to Caleb's movements, lips clinging reluctant to let Caleb pull back each time. Right as he thinks he's got it, Caleb's hand tightens again and he thrusts in deep, sliding into Caduceus's throat again. Caleb's other hand slides down to where Fjord's was on Caduceus's neck, and Caduceus feels Caleb's fingers meet his cockhead separated only by the delicate flesh of Caduceus's throat.

He doesn't have as much room to work now, only to do his best to keep sucking as Caleb takes his mouth in shorter, quicker thrusts. Caduceus knows his nostrils are undoubtedly flaring in a most undignified way as Caleb complicates his breathing. It's not unpleasant, at worst mildly alarming until he adapts to that as well.

Fjord pinches his nipple unexpectedly and Caduceus gasps; Caleb groans, pleased, and says, "Again, Fjord, he feels so good when you do that."

good teamwork from Fjord & Caleb here...wreck that boy!!!

Agreed! You know what they say: Team work makes the dream work! And it's definitely working for Caduceus.

OP: it’s here again!! And it’s so so good!!

I'm still holding out hope for this fill because I love it so much! <3 There's something very charming about Caduceus getting his fantasies fulfilled when he was so embarrassed about them. Also the line at the beginning about "licking gravestones" has never failed to make me laugh. What a dork, I'm happy that he gets to get railed by his sexy friends.

"You are too damn coherent for a man gettin his dick sucked, Caleb," Fjord says, fingers moving on Caduceus's chest; it's not easy, given he has to basically wedge his hand under Caduceus to do it, but the close quarters only makes it that much more pleasurable. He feels so surrounded by them that it's warm and soft at the same time as--well, as Fjord points out, Caduceus is very much sucking Caleb's cock.

It does seem a little unfair that Caleb should be finding it so easy to speak under the current circumstances, because Caduceus certainly wouldn't be able to; consequently, Caduceus takes the lead a little, quickening the pace on his own and doing his best to take Caleb good and deep.

"Cad-Caduceus-fuck!"

It is. A lot.

Caduceus gags a little out of surprise more than anything else and then swallows hard, feeling Caleb's grip loosen but refusing to back off to make it easier on himself. This is what he wanted to experience; this is what he's going to experience, and Caleb must sense that because a moment passes and then his fingers tighten in Caduceus's hair again.

Fjord's voice is in Caduceus's ear. "Good. Good. Just keep swallowing, I know it's a lot, especially the first time, but you're taking it so good." He sounds encouraging and proud and... excited? all at once.

The prospect of being able to do these things, these very intense things, with someone else as well as Caleb is certainly something Caduceus can imagine being exciting to Fjord. The idea is certainly supported by the fact that the rubbing of Fjord's cock between Caduceus's thighs has quickened again.

Caduceus lifts his mouth off Caleb, who lets go of his hair immediately, and turns his head as far as he can to say, "Remember Mr Caleb said not to waste your seed on my thighs."

Fjord stops moving and groans; with his hips stilled, Caduceus can better feel just how hotly aroused he is. "You're takin his side? That ain't fair. I thought the two of us were meant to be callin the shots when it came to how to wreck you."

"Seed's for planting, Mr Fjord. Somewhere good and deep." Caduceus spreads his thighs just enough that Fjord can press in closer against his cleft, which Fjord does with a will. "Please?"

"Not without preparation." Caleb's voice is slurred but his words are unmistakably a directive rather than a vague suggestion.

"I--"

Caleb pulls Caduceus's head up and it hurts unpleasantly, but Caduceus meets Caleb's eyes anyway. This is important.

"Make no mistake, Caduceus." Caleb's words are surprisingly firm considering that the radiant flush of arousal hasn't left his face. "We will use you the way that you want, fuck you the way that you want--but there's more to it than just stuffing a cock in you and away you go."

Fjord lifts off of Caduceus entirely, kissing the nape of his neck just below Caleb's fist in his hair.

"It'll be worth the wait," he promises, and Caduceus believes him.

🙏🙏🙏

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